When you're traversing the multiverse, anything can happen.

After a decade of 'Versing Space, our two...well they're certainly not heroes, fall into the peaceful land of Equestria. One is a crazed manchild, with an addiction for knowledge and booze. The other, a friend with a penchant for culture and the arts.
They've got three weeks before their ride is ready to go, when an old friend surfaces. Then things just go from bad to worse.

[Quite abit of swearing, if you're not into that]
[My first shot at writing, first few chapter is liable to be abit iffy, but be kind! Rewind!]
[THREE KILL STREAK! UAV INBOUND!: Alot of the beginning tends to skip around, I'm in the process of editing it for clarity, but there may be some (Alot...thanks brain) errors that I miss.]