It was a nice an peacefull day in ponyville. Twilight was in her library home with her faithful student Spike. It appeared that Twilight has gotten into quite of a pickle after asking her assistant if he could stay in the house and clean it up because Rainbowdash decided that coming through the window was the best way to make an entrance... again.
"I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR DUMBASS FRIENDS TWILIGHT!" shrieked Spike as he was going for the broom to pick up the broken glass that was laying on the floor.
"Spike watch your language, they are our friends you don't speak about friends in such foul language and they may be a bit loco in the coco but they are good pony's. Replied Twilight as she gave Spike an angry look.
"No Twilight, they are your friend's not mine. You just let me tag along because you alway's need me to clean up for you and your moronic friend's. Am I right or am I right?" countered Spike to Twilight's word's.
"Spike why are you acting so strange you were never this rude?"
"HA. Me rude. Says the Pony who make's a baby dragon do all the heavy lifting, cleaning, cooking, garbage disposal, and plumbing. Since the day I was hatched I was your own personal slave for what only a thank you once or twice." said Spike as was throwing away the last remains of broken glass into the garbage. "For 20 year's Twilight I have worked for you. for twenty fucking year's I have been taking your shit."
"Spike please calm down you are probably acting like this because I let you watch tv after your bedtime. Take a letter Spike I want to remember not to let you watch tv anymore." when Twilight said those word's went into a little fit hitting a wall. "Spike stop hitting the wall, it's an inanimate object."
"Your a fucking inanimate object." replied spike with anger in his eyes
" so fuck you Twilight why don't you take a letter. I am not your FUCKING secretary so fuck you yeah that's my message FUCK YOU AND YOU COULD KISS MY ASS!" Screamed out Spike as walked upstairs only to be blocked by Rainbowdash. Apairently Rainbowdash never left after crashing through the windows.
"Yo Spike calm down I'm sorry I made you do more work then you have to, look I will clean this place up for you how does that sound?".suggested Rainbowdash. spike knowing Rainbowdash for year's showed him that Rainbowdash never apologized. Getting an Appologay from Rainbowdash was like a high-five from princes Celestia. Spike was without words, both stood silent untill spike broke the silence.
"Rainbowdash?" whispered spike as his head hang low.
"What Spike?" asked Rainbowdash with a smile on her face thinking she had calmed the ravaging beast that is spike.
"I don't like your jerk off name, I don't like your jerk off face,I don't like your jerk off behavior, and I don't like you. So don't give me any of your fucking help, I have been cleaning up after you for year's. Do you know how awful it is to clean up your vomit, piss, and other ungodly things here in the library and other place's after that crack head Pinkie Pie throws a party."
"Spike I'm sorry I..I never knew I was such a bother." responded Rainbowdash as tear's slowly crept from her eye's.
"Oh what are you going to cry? Are you going to cry now?"
"Stop spike please just stop" remarked Rainbowdash in full tear's.
"Would you look at you just look at you. The element of loyalty just crying like a little bitch in front of me ain't that a change of pace." With the last word's that spike said he appeared to have grown in size. He then grabbed his backpack with a few supply and left the library.
Out side in ponyville the air was warm and clean, the sun was shinning and pony's were running and laughing apparently Spike decided to get away from his house on national Peace And Love Day.
"fucking Rainbowdash and twilight making me do all the work, man I ain't get no pussy, bitches would be acting crazy too if they were the only one in a place ruled by another race of creatures." As Spike was babbling on with his jibberjabber a familiar Orange pony wearing a Stetson just so happened to walk by.
"Howdy Spike how's my favorite little dragon doing. I just..." said Applejack in her happiest tone ever, apparently she had sold a large amount of her apple's in the parade that was in town.
"Shut the Fuck up Aj" interjected Spike. Thing though that caught Spikes attention was the big bag of coins Applejack was holding.
"I beg your pardon sugar cube?" said Applejack confused.
"I said shut..the..fuck..up, now I'm going to take that money from you and leave you to your self." Applejack still confused by Spike's sudden vulgarity left her stunned that she didn't notice spike stealing her money.
When Applejack finally snapped out of her trance she noticed that she was robbed "Why that little rat when I get my hooves on him Ima...Ima.. Ima gonna snap his FUCKING neck!" and with those last words Applejack darted into Twilights house.
So far Spike has been feeling a bit better apparently he just need to scream at the pony's he disliked so he could get rid of his stress. Yessiry bob Spike was happy, happy for the first time in year's. He yelled at his boss/friend/lover/caretaker, whatever Twilight was to Spike, He yelled at her and her friend's nothing could ruin his day now well almost nothing.
"HIGHYA SPIKE I HEARD YOU HAVE BEEN A BIG MEANIE TO OUR FRIEND'S!" screamed the crack addicted pink pony.
"Yeah and what about it I can't take anymore of their shit" claimed spike as he stopped to talk to the pony.
"I know they can be a bit too much but....."
"wow wow you saying the others are a bit annoying you are the most annoying fucker I know. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sence of humor, and you smell. So get the fuck away from me you crack whore." remarked Spike to the pink party whore.
"Hey that's not nice, and don't call me stupid." replied Pinkie Pie without reason in her voice.
"Oh I'm sorry calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people. no offence Derpy."
"Heeeey I'm not stupid and my name is Ditsy you faggot." screamed a derped eyed pony.
Spike not caring what Pinkie would have to say, ran away from her losing her in the dust in only a few second's "Fucking shit eating cocksucker bitch ass fuuuuuuuuu" Spike running out of curse words started to just make up his own word's so he could keep his flow of vulgarity on. since all of the pony's he has ounce called friends were going to bitch at him he just thought "might as well go to them first."
Next stop to carousel boutique to go fuck with Rarity. After three loud nocks Rarity came out of her humble abode "Why hello darling how's my favorite little um...friend" oh shut your face Rarity" when Spike said his last words he stormed into Rarity's house and raped her.
"Wo wo wo there little buddy you just went into her house and raped her" said a big red stallion while taking a chug of applewhisky.
"Yeah I was like "Rarity I want you and I am going to have you, now we could do this the easy way or we could do this the hard way." after a few moments of struggling she just gave in and let me do my do. It was a sad display but she was going to destroy my self esteem I destroyed her rectum."
"HA HA HA EYUP thats something you would do spike hey what happened to Fluttershy"
"Oh I ate her well good night Bigmac"
"Yeah yeah wait what did you say about eating flut..." Bigmac never finished asking spike because fucking Applejack came in bursting through the door and shot up the place because she is a fucking macdaddy drizzle. She looked at Spike and killed him.
THE FUCKING END
