Zecora's Rage

by TheWayfaringStranger

Rating: everyone
Tags: Dark, Tragedy
Length: 817

Zecora becomes a homicidal meth addict

Twilight Sparkle accidently creates crystal meth, Zecora tries it and goes nuts.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-13 09:39:03 UTC

Sad Truth

Twilight Sparkle is mourning the loss of her friends.  After experiencing the bliss of true friendship, and loosing those friendships.

she has been driven demented by guilt. It all started three weeks earlier when she was in Zecora's hut studying chemistry.

She was doing this because she had obtained some basic knowledge of chemistry from Celestia, but that was only basic knowledge.

Her natural curiosity was piqued, so she couldn't ignore her need to expand her knowledge of everything.

Anyway, twilight was experimenting in her library the next morning and she wondered what would happen if she magically altered

the mixture. That evening she went to Zecora's and asked her about her shards and it's effects. The reply was

This stuff is very pure, but what it is I cannot be sure."

"Do you thing it's dangerous?" Twilight asked inquisitively.

"I will try some for you, though it could be a burden upon you too." Replied Zecora cordially.

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked, too late. Zecora had already crushed up that shards hand snorted the mystery substance.

It appeared to have an almost instantaneous effect on her, getting her extremely high. Her reply was odd, but rhyming.

"I will call this crystal meth, In large quantities it means death." And then, "Sweet mother of Jesus!" Zecora screeched

in ecstasy. "You have got to try this shit!" She bellowed, eyes rolling. By this time, Twilight was galloping off through the

semi-darkness of the evening forest, with her meth in her saddlebag. When she arrived in town, she realized that Zecora still

had half her product.

"Well that was unexpected..." She muttered to herself, "I will pick the rest up tomorrow when it's lighter outside.",

still muttering. The next morning, She strolled outside into the brisk autumn air, took a deep breath and breathed out with a sigh.

Her rhythmic breaths briefly fogged the morning air before vanishing into nothing. As she reached Zecora's house,

She noticed suspicious noises from the inside of the homestead. It was like a furious bull moose preparing to charge it's rival.

Zecora burst from the hut bellowing gobbledygook about beetles crawling in her hooves. Terrified, twilight ran for town the gather

the mane six, who would wield the elements of harmony to defeat the meth crazed zebra. First, she reached Sugar Cube Corner,

hauling Pinkie Pie out of her bed.

"Go and find Rainbow Dash and tell her to tell applejack to meet me at the library pronto!" She hollered at the

quivering pink pony.

"Okie dokie Twilight!" She hollered back, jovial as ever. Galloping hard to reach carousel boutique, Twilight was too flustered

to remember that she could teleport. When she reached the boutique, she found Rarity midway through her daily beauty rituals.

Before Twilight could speak, Rairity scolded,

"to burst in here and interrupt a lady's beauty routine is simply... uncouth!"

"No time for that Rarity, Zecora is on a crystal meth rampage and is coming here! Twilight exclaimed, having no

consideration that Rarity had absolutely no idea what crystal meth was. "Meet me at the library A.S.A.P!" Twilight exclaimed.

Finally having enough sense to teleport, Twilight arrived at Fluttershy's cottage. Not wanting to frighten the skittish Pegasus,

she gently knocked on the door, calmly explaining the situation to her friend. "You need to meet me and all the others at the

library, its an emergency." Twilight said.

"OK I guess." Squeaked Fluttershy from underneath a veil of pink mane. Being accustomed to her friend's calm demeanor,

Twilight said

"Thank's Fluttershy!" And teleported into the library. The mane six were all present, Fluttershy just arriving. Twilight

explained the situation and they all agreed to end the insane meth rage of Zecora. In the outskirts of town Zecora was galloping

hard towards Ponyville. Then, she caught sight of the mane six, wearing the necklaces of the elements. Before they could, activate

the elements, Zecora was among them, mercilessly belaboring them with her meth strength hooves. Rainbow Dash went down with

a depressed skull fracture, soon followed by Applejack, With her pulmonary veins spewing gouts of hot blood onto the dirt.

Zecora broke Fluttershy's neck with a flying ax kick. Pinkie pie had massive cuts all over her mutilated carcass. Rarity lay in

a mangled heap, after having both her lungs punctured. The fight was all over in less than three minutes. Unfortunately for

Twilight, Zecora's heart stopped then and there, Exhausted from the exertion of killing five ponies and being of crystal meth.

Now, Twilight would have to live with the memories or be remembered as a looser who killed herself. It is now the present day.

Twilight is standing on library balcony, thinking about the past events of the past three weeks. She went inside to write one

last letter to the princess before she killed herself with the batch of ricin she had cooked the previous day.