Across The Pinkieverse

by Sir Clopsolot

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 8623

Pinkie Pie gather's an army of Pinkie's from different fanfic's to wage a party war against griffins

In a dark future where Princess Celestia and Luna are nowhere in sight, Pinkie Pie takes it upon herself to rule Equestria. Waging a party war against party crashing griffins she finds herself cornered with no other option but to go back in time using her 4th wall breaking powers to meet her past self. Using strengthened ability to break the 4th wall Pinkie Pie travels the multiverse and delves into fanfics written by much better authors to gather an army of Pinkie Pies to throw the ultimate party against the oncoming horde of party crashing griffins. First chapter doesn't really have much of alter universes or crossovers but there will be lots of that later on if I decide to keep going with this pet writing project.

P.S. if you catch some of the references I make in this then you my friend are awesome

Published 2012-01-07 06:02:10 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-04 21:09:50 UTC

Ch01 - Pilot

Across The Pinkieverse

Ch1/ Pilot

by: hasbrohoof

Pinkie Pie was holding court in the former throne room of Princess Celestia as the building started to shake and rumble with force. The years of having to rule Equestria in a time of war has not been easy on the pink party pony. Her coat had gone down a few hues and her hair no longer had the fluff it once had, she no longer had it in her to party and her attitude was starting to go sour. She sported a green beret signaling her new position and an eye patch, very grim compared to how she looked in her youth, she might even say that she looked scary. Just another reminder of how much of herself she’d lost.

“Well it looks like today’s the day” Pinkie said as she closed her one good eye. At that moment the doors to the throne room flew open and several ponies poured through, immediately grabbing pinkie’s attention.

She raised her hoof about to greet the new arrivals but before she could say anything the lead pony of the group stepped up and shouter at her “Colonel Pie we have to get you to the war room! The griffins have surrounded Canterlot and have begun their siege on the city!”

“Don’t worry Captain Lokey the city is heavily fortified, there’s not much they can do without invading with their, and we both know they would never risk that with all our new toys defending us."

“All the same they'll break us eventually, we have to get to the war room to plan our next move.”

“Then lets not waste any time” Pinkie said as she started to get up “but I’m afraid you’ll have to wait outside, I need some time alone to weigh my options."

Captain Lokey knew right away what Pinkie was planning and made no attempt to object, "I understand"

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Pinkie Pie was standing in the war room alone staring intensely at a table with a map of Equestria as the room around her periodically rumbled, bits of dirt falling between cracks in the ceiling. The map had small figurines of griffins surrounding Canterlot and all major cities on the map had been crossed out. All of Equestria’s cities, save Canterlot, where under griffin control and Canterlot was surrounded on all sides. All the griffins can do is wear us down until we have no choice but to surrender. Their weapons can’t do much to the city but it prevents ponies from leaving their homes and with Canterlot surrounded and all other cities in the griffin's talons Canterlot could expect no help and our supplies will eventually run out.

“I didn’t want to do this” Pinkie Pie said to herself with a grim look on her face, “but it looks like I have no choice. This calls for extreme measures, Pinkie Pie style!”

Pinkie silently counted the walls in the room until she reached number 4 and at that moment she jumped forward to face it. She stood up on her hind legs and punched her hoof through the 4th wall.

“I may not be as strong as I used to be but at least I can still do this much” she said with a smirk on her face. She then slipped in her other hoof ready to pull it apart.

“And now with a hop skip and jump!” she shouted to herself and in one fluid motion she pushed her arms out stretching out the hole she made and as soon as it was large enough she launched herself through, the hole in the 4th wall swiftly closing behind her.

There was banging on the door to the war room “Colonel Pie we heard shouting are you alright?” The pony attempted to open the door only to find it locked. After a pause the same voice said “Break it down.”

A few failed attempts later the door finally gave in and was knocked off its hinges. Captain Lokey slowly walked in the room knowing exactly what he would expect. He looked around the room with his piercing eyes taking in every detail until finally he sighed and let his head down.

“I was afraid she would do this, well not much I can do about it now. It looks like I’ll have to hold down the fort, or castle in this case, until the Colonel gets back.” The stalwart captain really wasn't surprised, in fact he knew exactly what the Colonel was planning as soon as the first shell hit. At this point he was just putting on a show for his underlings. Lokey found the wall that Pinkie had gone through, sat on his haunches and saluted the wall knowing Pinkie would soon be in a far away place fighting for them all.

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“Man what a gorgeous day.” Weather Report said to himself as he trotted through the park just outside Ponyville. “The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and not a cloud in the sky, the pegasi sure outdid themselves this time. I just wish I had more friends to share this day with" Just as he said that he noticed several ponies giving him strange looks or rolling their eyes at him. It definitely wasn't easy for poor Weather Report when the thing that made him special was pointing out the weather. He half expected his special talent to really be annoying ponies with small talk. He felt his talent was even more pointless than Pinprick's, no pun intended, and his special talent is popping things. “Heh, and talking to yourself all the time sure as hay doesn’t help make friends.”

Weather Report kept trotting through the park with a grin on his face just happy to be able to be able to point out beautiful days like today. It didn't matter to him that he had no friends because darn it he tries, even if nopony else shares his appreciation for pointing out things as obvious as the weather. He found himself thinking that maybe he could get more attention if he put piercing's all over his body when out of the blue a black hole appeared floating in the middle of the path. He raised an eyebrow throwing a confused glance at the sudden hole in the air and cautiously crept closer.

“Well that's something yo-” he was interrupted when a pink blur flew out of the hole and crashed into the friendless earth pony knocking him on his back and nearly knocking him out. He opened his eyes to see a pink pony in a green beret and eye patch siting on top of him and breathing heavily and scowling at him. He thought that she looked like Pinkie Pie but she looked much too grisly and weathered to really be her.

“Pinkie Pie Is that you!? How did you do that?” the shocked earth pony said as he was trying to compose himself.

In response the Pinkie look-alike pressed down on his shoulder with one hoof and raised the other one ready to strike him. “You know Pinkie Pie, where is she!? I need to find her right now, there’s no time to explain!”

“I-I-I...” Weather stuttered not able to make sense of the situation. The Pinkie look-alike growled at him and slapped him across the face. Grabbing both his shoulders and shaking him violently she yelled “I’m not going to ask again!”

“Sugarcube Corner!” the scared pony whimpered trying to hold back tears.
“Of course, where else would I be” the pink pony said in an annoyed sarcastic tone, rolling her eyes at the frightened Weather Report.

She hopped off Weather and bolted to where she remembered her hold shop was. Knowing her old self she would probably be having a party in there right now. Pinkie stopped for a moment looking on dead ahead. She promised herself she would never party again except for on the day she would end it all. She looked sick at the thought that she might end up having to cash her own party, not sure of what it would do to either versions of her. 'That’s a risk I’ll just have to take' she thought to herself. Pinkie gained a second wind as she galloped as fast as she could to her old bakery.

Still a bit shaken up Weather Report got up off the ground dumbstruck by what just happened. “Man Pinkie Pie is so random” he said after shaking his head off, “and she sure can slap a pony, that’s going to leave a mark.” He rubbed his face where Pinkie had struck him and then continued through the park as if nothing happened. “At least the weather’s still nice”

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Twilight was in Sugarcube corner buying some cupcakes she and Spike could enjoy later. The bakery was filled with the scent of various cakes and sweets being made in the back and Twilight enjoyed every second of it.

Twilight saw pinkie pie walk out of the back of the bakery with a small light blue box on her back “Awwwwe are you sure you don’t want more? Who can eat just one cupcake? You should get at least a dozen for both of you!” Pinkie said to Twilight excited to see her close friend and even more excited that she was buying some of her cupcakes.

Twilight put a hoof to her chin and thought about it a moment before smiling at her friend with her answer. “Thanks Pinkie but two is plenty, besides we wouldn’t want Spike getting a tummy ache from eating too many sweets would we?”

“What!?" Pinkie quickly got closer to Twilight until their foreheads where touching, "There's no such thing as too many sweets! But if you say so Twilight.” Pinkie said as she backed off of Twilight and started to calm down.

“Well then I’d best be off. See you later Pinkie.” Twilight told her friend as she wrapped the small box that contained her cupcakes in a purple glow and levitated them on her back.

“Okie dokie! By Twilight.” Pinkie waved to her friend, her head following her as she started to leave the shop.

Twilight was walking toward the door about to open it with her magic when it was suddenly blown open nearly knocked off its hinges, two pink hind legs in the air where the door was standing. Both Twilight and Pinkie jumped up a foot in the air and shouted in surprise at their invader at a loss for words. Staring at the entrance they saw the culprit turn around and stare back at them. Twilight looked confused at the pony in the doorway as she realized that the pony looked like Pinkie in some crazy getup that looked like she was pretending to be soldier from a zombie apocalypse during Nightmare Night

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Future Pinkie Pie was standing right outside Sugarcube corner just staring at the door thinking about whether she could go through with this. She wondered if her past self should see her like this, foreknowledge is a dangerous thing after all. She quickly dismissed the thought as she realized it wouldn't matter since she would have to explain everything to Pinkie anyways.

Pinkie sat on her haunches thinking to herself 'How did it all come to this?. She then looked up to the sky as if expecting to find answers, 'Wow today really is a nice day" Pinkie thought to herself as she realized she wasn't even there yet when that pony was talking to himself about the weather. 'O well i guess it's time I introduced myself'Wasting no time, she jumped back up on all four hooves and ran towards the entrance to Sucarcube corner and without stopping she turned around and used her momentum to buck open the door harder than she expected.

Pinkie stared through the entrance as a fire literally ignited in her eye. She wasn’t expecting to find Twilight here, it’ll take a lot more to get through to her than Pinkie but even if she couldn't she was sure Twilight wouldn't get in the way. Pinkie desperately scanned the room to try to find her younger self, learning that it's not easy when your only good eye is on fire but eventually their eyes met. Pinkie braced herself as her legs where charging up for a super jump, the other two ponies still just staring at her. Pinkie jumped through the air, curled up into a ball and did several cartwheels mid air before landing in front of her past self. Past Pinkie just raised an eyebrow at her other self as if asking 'Well? I'm waiting.' Twilight was still staring at the door where future pinkie once stood, still obviously dumbstruck.

Future Pinkie finally broke the silence, “Pinkie Pie. I am you” and she stood up on her hind legs and waved her arms menacingly at past Pinkie like she was trying very poorly to scare her, “from the fuuuuuutuuuuuure”

“Oh ok that makes sense” Past pinkie replied closing her eyes and nodding without a trace of sarcasm

Snapping out of her stupor Twilight finally turned around to where the two Pinkies stood “What? W-w-what!?” Twilight stammered, eyes wide as she was looking back and forth between the two desperately trying to make sense of the predicament. “First of all who in Celestia's name are you,” Twilight pointed a hoof at future pinkie, “and secondly how is that supposed to make any sense!?”
“Well duh, I mean look at her Twilight, who else could she be?”
“I-I don’t even...”

“Listen, both of you” Future Pinkie said as she glaring at past Pinkie then at Twilight, “It’s a long story and I’ll explain it to you both soon enough but for now just know that I’m Pinkie from the future and our future depends on her help. Oh and you can call me Pinkamina or CP, or really whatever you want as long as its not the same as Pinkie here.”

“Ooh I know, lets call you Pink snooty!” Pinkie declared

“Explain!? How can anyone explain all of this!?.” Twilight said as she spread out her arms arms in the air.

Pink snooty’s eye darted back and forth between the two ponies and closed before answering. “Fine.”

Pink snooty jumped behind the counter of the bakery and produced random sound effects as she constructed something out of candy under the cover of a thick cloud of spontaneous dust. Pinkie and Twilight coughed as the dust settled to reveal a pony made out of candy.

Pink snooty leaned up against this candy pony and casually said while looking at her hoof “This is exposition bot-3000 you may address all questions to it while I find something better to do.”

Twilight couldn’t believe what she was hearing. Not ready to accept that Pinkie, future or not, could made a working robot out of candy she flared her horn as she wrapped the candy horse in her magic and flung it aside. “No no no! No robots! Your going to explain everything yourself. You said you came here to ask Pinkie to save the future but you can’t be bothered to explain everything yourself?”

“I see your point, okie dokie then, ask away.”

“Finally, ok then you say your from the future, and I still find that hard to believe. Just how farm from the future are you?”

“The distant future.”

“Care to be more specific?”
“Six months”

“What? You mean to tell me Pinkie’s going to look like you in six months?”

“Yup”

“But wait a second,” Pinkie Pie interjected, “how do you know how far in the past you are? Have you ever seen a calendar anywhere in Ponyville? I haven’t so how do you know?”

“Well I remembered telling myself six month when I was standing where you are now, that’s how”

“B-but that makes no sense! There’s no logical place where that information could have come from.” Twilight stammered.

“Wibbly wobbly timey wimey my dear Twilight”

“Ugh forget it this is never going to make any sense”

“Well I’ll try to just give you two the short version” Pink snooty continued “Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria... everypony had the freedom of parties. Everypony had the right to party whenever they wanted, but then the griffins came. You remember when Guilda got pranked by Rainbow Dash at one of my parties right? Well she came back with a gang of her griffin friends and started crashing parties all over Ponyville. That made me really sad so I went around town with my party cannon to help out the poor party deprived ponies. Guilda and her gang couldn’t crash my parties fast enough so they they gave up and went home, or so we thought. It turns out that Guilda and her friends weren't the only griffins that didn’t like parties, somehow she rallied every griffin out there to her cause, and well one thing led to another. Not even my party canon was a match for all those party crashing meanies and so I went to Princess Celestia for help, but when I got there she had vanished and so had Luna. The two of them where just gone without a trace, we had been abandoned.” Pink snooty finished off lowering her head in sadness at having to repeat the cold truth.

“What?” Twilight interrupted with a disgusted look on her face, “The princess would never do that! She cares about all her subjects, she would never allow something like this to happen.”

“Well think about it Twilight,” Pinkie said, her head tilted to one side, “remember when Nightmare Moon appeared? Celestia completely vanished and we had to deal with it ourselves.”

“Ok but that still doesn’t exp-”

“And don’t forget about Discord! When she found out that the elements where gone Celestia just had us take care of the problem and she just disappeared, she didn’t lend a hoof to help, then after we beat Discord for her she just came back and handed out awards for us. Face it Twilight whenever something big happens she just has us deal with it while both she and Luna go on vacation.”

“By Celestia I think your right Pinkie, I never noticed that before”

“And that’s just what happened.” Pink snooty nodded at Pinkie “With both Princesses gone there was chaos in Canterlot, I had no choice but to declare martial law and thus the great party war had begun. It was at that moment that I made a pinkie pie swear, the most important pinkie pie swear I would ever make that I would see this through to the end, sadly my eye wasn’t able to take it.” Pink snooty pointed at her eye-patch, “With the party war officially declared I drafted party ponies all across Equestria and devoted all resources into party supplies, party research, and party weapons development. I converted the Princesses royal guard into the Homeparty security, it was their job to ensure that every home in Equestria would have months worth of party supplies. Every major city was reinforced with long range party artillery but even with all our progress the griffins where relentless. One by one all the cities fell under their control and not a single pony could party until eventually only Canterlot was left. I was left with no choice but to go back in time so I could ask myself for help”

Twilight was at a loss for words, Pink snooty was describing a future where all of Equestria is ruled by Pinkie's crazy logic, it sounded almost as bad as Discord plunging Equestria into chaos. In fact that's practically what Pinkie did, Twilight just couldn't believe Pinkie could take parties to such an extreme.

“Oh no that’s so terrible, I’ll help in any way I can CP!” said Pinkie as she saluted Pink snooty

Twilight shook her head and said “Well there are still a few things I quite don’t understand, like why is it so important for every pony across Equestria to be able to party, and for that matter why do the griffins even care?”

“You just don’t understand twilight” answered Pink snooty.

“Your right, I don’t”

“Twilight you have to understand that life is a party, without parties there is no life. If the ponies of Equestria can’t party then they can’t live freely, and if all of Equestria is partyless, well you get the idea.”

“You have no idea how ridiculous this all sounds”

“And you still have no idea how serious this all is!” Pink snooty lashed out at Twilight. “I don’t need to convince you I just need Pinkie Pie and she already said she’s helping so forget you.”

“I still have more question though, if you could go back in time then how come you don’t try to stop all this from happening?”

“Twilight you’re a bright girl, you of all ponies should realize that would be a paradox, if I tried to stop all this from happening I’d have no reason to go back in the first place. Unless that time horse guy with the hourglass cutie mark has a paradox machine, and I really doubt he would volunteer his TARDIS to be cannibalized like that, there’s just no way I can stop any of this from happening.”

“Well why did you need to go back in the first place? If your Pinkie Pie then why do you need a younger version of yourself? Can’t you do everything she can do? And while I’m on the subject if you really are Pinkie Pie how come you’re so different? Not just your looks but how come your personality is so different? How come you talk so differently?”

“War changes ponies Twilight. Having to run Equestria and party against the griffins has taken too much out of me, I’m afraid I’m not the same party pony I once was. That’s why I have to ask Pinkie here for help, she’s still in her prime, compared to her I’m just a filly”

“You know what I don’t even care anymore you two are completely crazy, you two can go do whatever you want with my blessing as long as it doesn’t involve me. You two have been nothing but a headache.” Twilight had had enough and she turned around and walked out the the door, out of sight and out of mind. She could barely handle one Pinkie, how she managed to stay in a room for that long with two of them is beyond her.

"Woohoo!" Pinkie Pie cheered as she jumped up and down. "Twilight's blessing gives a 5% bonus to intellect while active. Score!"

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The two pink earth ponies were finally alone together in the sweet shop planning on what they would do next. Pinkie was far more accepting of the situation than Pink snooty had ever hoped. But then again being the pure act of randomness that they both are Pinkie probably expected something like this to happen eventually. Pink snooty had been gathering her thoughts on what to say next. “Pinkie Pie come closer and witness something incredible, what your about to hear will change your life forever.”

“Oh my god a giant rock!” Pinkie exclaimed.

“What did you...?”

“O nothing,” Pinkie smiled.

“Pinkie you’re no ordinary earth pony, you are able to sense things outside our universe, and you always have, but this ability is still untrained, unfocused.”

“Whatcha talkin bout snooty?”

“There! Right there! You just made an obscure reference to something outside our world again, but you can do so much more than that.”

“Your right! I could throw a party for all the obscure internet references. It’ll be so much fun!

“Yes it would indeed be much fun but that will have to wait for another time. Pinkie what you need to do is much more important than throwing a party for obscure references."

“What? What could be more important than a good party? Earlier you said that parties are the most important thing in the world.”

“And they still are, but there’s a much more important party waiting for you Pinkie, the party of the millennium, and its waiting for you.”

“That sounds fantastic!”

“Pinkie it’s time to meet your destiny. I am going to train you to break the 4th wall”

“But I can already do that silly”

“Yes but what I can teach you is more than simply breaking it, very soon you will be able to make a hole large enough for you to fit through and you will be able to traverse the multiverse! What I’m asking you do, Pinkie, is to gather an army, you and I alone are not enough to beat back the griffins, we need an army of Pinkie Pies.”

Pinkie Pie’s eyes lit up with stars and she just exploded with energy as she practically ricocheted off the walls of Sugarcube corner. “Do you mean it! I can’t even imagine how great it’ll be, a whole party of Pinkie Pies! You can count on me CP!”

“It’s settled then. Your training starts now. Look at the room around you, what do you see?”

“Cake and candy and goodies for everyone in Ponyville.”

“No Pinkie look past all that, count the walls...”

“Well, 1, 2, 3...” As Pinkie Pie was counting the walls as she reached number four she jumped in the air and hovered there with a gasp. “You mean!?”

“Yes Pinkie Pie, its so simple its impossible to see. Look at a wall and as soon as you recognize it to be the 4th wall it’s no longer a part of this world, it becomes a mirror between the world and the rest of the multiverse. It’s easiest to just count the walls of a room and the fourth wall that you count transcends simply being the 4th wall of the room and becomes the 4th wall of the universe”

“But how do I get through?”

“Well you break it. I didn’t compare it to a mirror for no reason, it really is quite fragile. All you have to do is punch a hole in it with your hoof then use your other hoof to stretch the hole until it’s large enough for you to fit through. But I’m warning you right now only you and your copies will be able to through, I’m sorry to say anything else you try to bring through will be lost forever. Bring every Pinkie you find here and I’ll make sure they’ll find their way back with me when the time is right”

“Well what about you? What are you going to do while you wait for me?”

“Well I’m going to be your guide of course! The multiverse is a very dangerous place, I can’t just let you jump in blindly now can I?”

“But how will I be able to talk to you if you’re not coming with me?”

“Why with this my dear Pinkie,” Pink snooty pulled out a bat from her tail seemingly out of nowhere, “This is a mcguffin bat, it psychically links me to whoever I smack on the head with it, so we’ll be able to talk to each other in our heads wherever we are.”

“O neat-o!”, Pinkie Pie was barely able to say before Pink snooty smacked her on the head with the bat.

“Ouch!” 'A little warning would be nice.' Pinkie thought to herself ash she rubbed the spot the bat hit and suddenly she heard a voice in her head in response to her whining, 'Sorry but it hurts less when you’re expecting it'

'Wow that is so cool!'

'I know right!'

“Well Miss Pie lets not waste any time, we have a long road ahead of us not as much time as I’d like so if you don’t mind, count the walls.”

“Okie dokie lokey! One, two the....four! Gotchya!” Pinkie Pie punch her hoof into wall of Sugarcube corner.
“Hey Pink snooty I just thought of something, if I’m going to travel across the multiverse just to gather a bunch of the same pony we should give it a different name.”

“Ok then what do you have in mind?”

“Well I think I should start with a one-liner. It time to to travel,” Pinkie pulled down a pair of sunglasses over her eyes with her free hoof, “across the Pinkieverse!”

Pinkie Pie punched her other hoof through the 4th wall and started stretching out a hole. As soon as she made one large enough for her to fit through she slipped through and was gone in a flash. As she tumbled through the void between worlds she thought to herself "Wow a whole multiverse just filled with Pinkie Pies, this is going to be so much fun!'

'Those really where the best days of my life...'

Ch02 - The Empty Room

A/N: Now that Pinkie Pie is ready to explore other universes maybe I should explain exactly what I'm going to be doing with this. The basic idea is that Pinkie Pie jumps into other much better written fanfics and just goes wild, there will definitely be spoilers or sometimes Pinkie will spoil the ending. So before reading these chapters I highly recommend reading the other fanfic's first. In Pinkies first stop in her quest to stop the party crashing griffins she finds herself in The Empty Room. Read it at http://www.fimfiction.net/story/53/The-Empty-Room.

Darkness. Pinkie Pie was in a void of absolute nothingness, no light, no sound, no nothing. In the void she felt as if her entire life had been a dream, a figment of her imagination. Well if that where really the case then she would be disappointed in herself, her head is a supernova of imagination and randomness. There's just no way she could imagine such a relatively tame life for herself. Pinkie looked around trying find an up or down, sadly no such thing exists in a place like this. She looked down at where she assumed her body was, despite there being no light she could still somehow see herself floating through the nothing. Or maybe she was motionless, or maybe she was flying at the speed of light, she wouldn't be able to tell either way. Pinkie figured it would be best not to question the logic of this place, she was sure that if Twilight could be here she would just give herself a headache with questions like 'If there's nothing here then how can I breathe?'.

'Well I could try to explain but sadly you never gave me an answer when I asked' Pinkie heard the voice in her head, surprised because she had completely forgotten about Pink snooty and the reason she was here.

'I'm asking you now though.'

'And I still don't know so lets just say it's Pinkie magic.'

'But last time I asked you something like this you said that you knew the answer because you remember you telling it to yourself.'

'Look the wibbly wobbly thing is going to get really old if you keep setting me up to use it. I don't know everything so lets just move on.'

The colorful pink earth pony wasn't normally the type to try to make sense of things, she just accepted things for what they where, knowing the reason for why they where wouldn't make any difference. Pinkie giggled once again thinking of her favorite bookworm and to her surprise she could hear herself. Now why would be surprised by that? She can see herself with no light, breathe with no air, it only makes sense that she would be able to hear herself clearly even if there was nothing to carry the sound. 'I don't like this place it's turning me into Twilight'

'That wouldn't be good for us, she's too serious for her own good'

'Oh forgot again, you can hear what I'm thinking' Pinkie made mental note that from now on she needs to be more careful what she thinks to herself.

'Pinkie I know this is really hard for you, I should know, I'm you after all, I need you to stay focused'

'Oooooh I think I feel a song coming along!'

'No Pinkie! No songs!'

'Party pooper' There was silence in her mind for a few moments and Pinkie immediately regretted saying that as she remembered that it was the Party crashing griffins that had made Pink snooty's life miserable. She couldn't imagine what it felt like to her to be called the very thing that she was fighting against, 'Oh no I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it, you're not a party pooper'

'I'm not a what now? Sorry I spaced out for a second there, you know how hard it is for us to keep focus. I think you're right we need a song but that'll have to wait till later. For now I need to explain to you just how you're supposed to move into another world'

'Wibbly wobbly?'

'Now you're catching on' Pinkie felt that if she was face to face with Pink snooty she would probably have a smirk on her face right about now. 'And seriously stop the Doctor Whooves refences, they're getting really lame!'

'Allons-y!' Pinky tthought to herself

'I really hate you, you know that?'

'Can I sing about it?'

'You can keep doing this forever can't you?' Pink snooty shuddered at the thought of spending an eternity with her excitable younger self. 'I never imagined having a conversation with yourself could be so painful. I'm putting my hoof down and getting this ball rolling, and don't you dare try to say party pooper.' There was a long moment of silence between the two, well technically there was silence between the two this whole time since Pinkie was talking with voices in her head. Only Pinkie Pie could make something like that seem normal.

Now that Pinkie Pie was finally being compliant Pink snooty could explain to Pinkie how to get out of the void before they both went crazy. Now that she thought about it an eternity with herself in the void didn't sound too bad. At least least she'd never get bored, in fact it sounded like it would be lots of fun and it was very tempting for Pink snooty to join Pinkie. Yet another sacrifice she must make for the greater good of Equestria.

'Ok listen carefully Pinkie because I'd rather not repeat myself', snooty paused expecting Pinkie to make some comment about not paying attention just as she had done so earlier. 'Now that you're in the void the entire multiverse has poured into your head'

'In my head? Wont it explode?'

'Well yes, and no. You see if you where aware of it all then your mind would burn so instead all that information is safely tucked away. When you enter a new world you become aware of everything you need to know about that world and you're even aware of what nearby ponies are feeling and thinking. Think of your head as a massive library and you only check out the one specific book relevent to the new world you've entered.'

'So if my head is a library, who's the librarian?'

'It's an analogy Pinkie, but if it'll help then lets say that the library in you head is run by lots of little you's, and no they're not having a party, its a library after all.'

'That never stopped me from throwing parties in Twilight's library' Pinkie pouted.

'Focus Pinkie. When you're ready to leave just push yourself forward and think of where you want to go, if you don't have specific place in mind then you'll just go someplace random. That's pretty much all you need to know, once you're out there you wont need me to hold your hoof, everything should come naturally.'

'So if you're going to be on standby what will you do while I'm out here?'

'Well you left Ponyville without a Pinkie Pie so until you send some more Pinkies my way I guess I got nothing to do but run Sugarcube corner and do all the things that you normally would do'

'Hmmm okie dokie then just try not to freak out my friends too much'

'They're my friends too remember? Whats the worst that can happen?' Pink snooty had a bad feeling about this.

Satisfied to give snooty the last word, or thought in this case, Pinkie revved up and blasted where she assumed forward was. Soon a portal of light appeared and without hesitating impossible pink pony went through.

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Pincess Celestia stood in a rune filled room in the presence of 4 unicorns and an unseen ghost Trixie. Lance her captain of the guard, Eldritch her most powerful wizzard, and Twilight's parents Midnight and Star Dancer. A resting purple alicorn filly was wraped in Celestia's levitation spell.

“I have cast the most powerful illusion and disorientation spells I could on Twilight's room as you requested, Eldritch. Nopony alive, other than I, should be able to even detect your shielding spell.” Celestia said, looking sadly at her filly.

The robed unicorn nodded. “I have already tied the ĉambro's energy signature to return to the room, where it will be safe until we dispell it and return the power to your daughter- unless entry is forced, in which case it will come back here immediately.”

Lance spoke up. “Are you absolutely sure that it will?”

“Yes.” Eldritch nodded as he walked around the room. “Our memories of the event should also return immediately.”

“For all of us?” Midnight asked.

“Yes, for all of us. Although in your case more work is needed.” Eldritch said. “We will need fake memories for you two... we trust you, but you have to be absolutely convinced that Twilight is yours.”

The two unicorns looked slightly uncomfortable, but nodded, regardless.

“You have to understand that our enemy is very resourceful. We don't know how far their influence goes, so after you two have your new memories, you will be transported back home. It was a happy coincidence that the both of you were gone for roughly a year for your research, so there will be less questions asked,” Lance elaborated.

“I understand, uncle,” Midnight nodded.

“Are you sure you are okay with this, your majesty?” Star Dancer asked after a second, looking at the alicorn with pity. “This seems dangerous.”
Celestia looked at the filly, her eyes shimmering with tears. “For now... I know it is a lot to ask of you all of you, but... I have to do everything in my power to protect my filly.” she hesitated. “If anything went wrong... please take care of my Twilight.” She kissed the sleeping alicorn's forehead and then slowly drifted the bundle up to Star Dancer, who carefully levitated her with her own spell. She looked into the bundle, just as Twilight stirred and opened her big violet eyes.

The unicorn almost melted then and there. “It will be my honor to watch over her for you, Princess,” she whispered.

“We shall start now... I have devised a rune matrix that, once started, will conclude the whole spell, finishing by teleporting all of you back to your rooms,” Eldritch said. The other unicorns and the alicorn stepped back as the robed wizard started intoning a spell.

Before Trixie's eyes, Twilight began to glow. Her wings seemed to shrink until they were completely gone, turned into magic energy. It was then pulled together and a small ball of light formed.

Soon, tendrils of magic whipped about it, looking like long blank scrolls that contorted and swam in the air, the ball of light pulsated with every snap or twist of the tendrils, the magic seemed to want to eat everything around it.

Eldritch's horn was glowing with an almost blinding white light as energy seeped out of it forming floating runes in the air.

A rune flew over each unicorn and the one alicorn.

Celestia closed her eyes and let her magic flow as the rune over her flashed and died. The symbol representing the sun, an exact duplicate of her cutie mark appeared on the blank tendrils. It was soon followed by five more. One was the moon, a copy of Luna's cutie mark, the other four Trixie recognized as representing the four seasons.

The Princess slumped down, spent, although her horn still shone with magic, she looked confused at Luna’s cutie mark appearing on the blank tendrils alongside hers.

Each unicorn's horn glowed in turn after hers, Midnight's cutie mark appeared next, followed by Star Dancer's and Lance's.

Trixie noticed that the runes on the walls had started glowing softly as this all happened. Then... she felt a tug on her magic. And to her bewildered eyes a soft cloud of magic floated from her horn to add her own cutie mark to the tendrils!

“Where did that come from?!” Celestia asked, worried. “We need to stop this, Eldritch!”

“I don't know!” the mage shouted, confused. “It seems there's another unicorn here! The spell... it can’t be stopped now! It’s still draining our magic!”

“But that can't be!” Celestia shouted as energy began to whiplash around them creating a hum. “There should be nopony here! We all checked!”

“An assassin?!” Lance guessed over the sound.

“I... I think... I see somepony there!” Star Dancer shouted her own horn still glowing, pointing a hoof in Trixie's direction. They all turned to look at her.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" A colorful pink earth pony had appeared behind Trixie, waving at the others.

"Oooooh whats that?" Pinkie asked as she bounced over to the ĉambro. "It looks magic, and it has everypony's cutie marks in it!"

Pinkie put her hoof over her own cutie mark and pulled it off and stuck it into the ĉambro with all the other cutie marks. "Now it has mine too!" Pinkie said as she smiled and hopped in circles around the magical device as it's white light was being replaced by pink.

"What is the meaning of this !?" Celestia yelled, clearly angry. "Eldritch stop this at once that pony is ruining everything!"

"I can't stop! She's destroying the matrix! I don't know what's going to happen!"

“Don't you dare risk my filly's life!” Celestia shouted, standing up.

Pinkie help up both hooves to her mouth gasping, "You're filly's in danger? Don't worry Princess I'll stop this!", Pinkie saluted.

“The spell matrix is out of control!” Eldritch said as an angry red lightning bolt made purely of magic hit Lance square in the chest. The whole room shuddered and the air turned heavy as the magic enveloped him.

Suddenly it all stopped as the magic left the room and poured back into the ĉambro. Pinkie Pie was behind the device with an unplugged power cord in her mouth and an outlet in the cave wall next to her, both of witch didn't exist a few moments ago. The Princess and the other unicorns stared there in disbelief at the impossible pony as Pinkie spat out the cord and ashed "What?"

Pinkie then sped over in a blur to where Trixie was standing to talk with her. "Sup Trixie? Long time no see am I right? So what was being dead like? I bet it was boring not being able to talk to anyone! I can't even imagine not being able to talk, well I can, but I can't imagine how sad it was for you not being able to touch anything. I mean booooriiiing."

"Are you quite finished? THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE has no time to waste with foals such as you, but if you must know being dead is very enlightening."

Princess Celestia walked up to where Pinkie and Trixie where standing to extract some answers from this most unusual event. "Little pony I have lived for countless centuries but I have yet to see anypony do the kind of things that you have done this day. Tell me, who are you and why are you here?"

"Don't you remember? I said I'm Pinkie Pie, and why I'm here, well it's kind of a long story and I need to get going. I have to get this world's Pinkie to a party but she's 20 years in the future. So sorry Princess but I gotta plug this thing back in and get Trixie and I back into the future."

Princess Celestia bowed her head a smiled at the pink pony. "My impossible little pony, it seems that your quest is beyond my scope of reason but I will accept what you have said. As for the ĉambro I have to agree that the ritual must continue in order to protect my dear little filly. I won't remember anything that happened here, all memories of this event will be erased."

"Oh I know they will!" Pinkie said with a grin as she pulled down a pair of sunglasses over her eyes seemingly out of nowhere. Out of her tail she pulled out a neuralizer and pointed it at the Princess and all the confused unicorns. "Pinkie ex machina!"

In one swift movement Pinkie flashd the princess and the other unicorns and grabbed Trixie by the arm. "Unhand Trixie this instant!"

Ignoring her, Pinkie swiftly jumped across the room with Trixie back behind the ĉambro to plug it back in. The magical device immediatly resumed it's pink glow as its spell matrix once again drew energy from the other unicorns. Pinkie, still holding onto Trixie, jumped into the pink glow of the ĉambro dragging Trixie in with her. Confetti poofed out of the ĉambro where Pinkie had jumped in and the device was allowed to finish its spell matrix uninterrupted.

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The ĉambro exploded.

Big Macintosh’ eyes widened as Trixie was hurled out of the magical artifact with a pink earth pony in an impressive wave of multi-colored energy. The Showmare flew through the air and slammed into the draft pony with enough force to knock them both down, where they lay in a confused heap. Pinkie Pie ran back up to the ĉambro mid explosion to reclaim her cutie mark and put it back on her rump.

The energy whirled around the cavern before blasting towards Twilight Sparkle's body.

Everypony stared at Pinkie Pie as Applejack and Jade simultaneously said
"Pinkie Pie!? Ah thought you where dead!"
"Pinkie Pie!? What are you doing here?"

As they where talking the cloak covering Twilight's body burned up in the magical vortex and the body was lifted in the air revealing the gruesome injuries she had suffered. Twilight's horn had been ripped off her forehead, where the wound had bled all over her face and revealed little pieces of bone. Her left front leg was twisted in a way that made it obvious it had broken in several parts. The whole left side of her body was burnt; the coat was charred black and revealed the burnt skin under it. Her once carefully kept mane was almost missing completely, also burnt by the magical fires of her encounter with her late father. Her cutie mark had faded completely.

Pinkie Pie sat on her haunches and waved to Jade, "Hi Rarity! Oh cool your an assassin in this universe. Eww why is your hair green? I thought you hated green hair."

Jade stifled a gasp when Pinkie revealed her identity. "Pinkie how did you know it was me!?"

The magical ritual continued to work its magic in the background on Twilight's body, everypony paying attention to Pinkie in lieu of the regenerating Twilight.

"Well duh, who else could it be?" said Pinkie

Slowly, as the magic seeped into into Twilight, the wounds reacted.

"Enough! You will explain yourself little pony."

Twilight's exposed skin lost the burnt look, going raw red and slowly turning a healthy pink as the coat seemed to extend over it, the burnt parts fading into the magic whirlpool of energy.

Pinkie jumped up with a gasp. "Everypony watch out! It's black snooty!" Pinkie said as she bolted to hind behind Rarity.

Twilight's leg stretched into a proper position, the blood slowly faded from her face as the bone seemed to shift and mend as a layer of skin covered it followed by purple fur.

"Calm yourself," said Nightmare Moon. "I am not your enemy this day."

Twilight's mane grew again, settling into the familiar style she favored.

"I know that silly. Oh hey look Twilight's almost done."

Everypony in the cave looked back to the floating body surprised that they didn't notice what was happening.The body was slowly spinning in place, held aloft by the sheer amount of magic acting on it.

Pinkie wanted to start looking for this worlds version of herself and she felt this was going to take too long so before Twilight awoke she asked the group, "Hey where was I last time you saw me? I don't remember what I was supposed to be doing."

"Why I believe you're supposed to be making preparations with Zecora my dear." Rarity answered

"I'm off!" And she produced a pogo stick from behind a rock and pogoed away out of her cave and towards the Everfree forest.

Twilight shuddered and drew a raspy gasp as she took in air. She groaned as her body twitched and slowly shook her head. There remained no sign of her injuries.

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Pinkie Pie and Zacora where in her hut in the Everfree forest. Zacora was rumaging through her different ingredients searching for what she needed as Pinkie was stirring a cauldren while singing about her brew.

*"Watch as I work my gypsy magic, eye of a newt and cinnamon. Watch as the matter turns to batter, open the portal, jump in.

Pinkie and Zacora where interrupted when the door was kicked down with a very pissed off looking Pinkie with a baseball bat. She jumped towards Zacora to attack her with the bat, hitting her in the head and knocking her out. "Buck you and buck your stupid rhyming!"

Other Pinkie was still stirring Zacora's cauldren smiling and still humming her song to herself, oblivious to everything around her.

Pinkie, standing over the unconsious body of Zacora turned to the humming other Pinkie with an evil looking grin on her face. "Hello me...meet the real me, and my misfit's way of life"

Other Pinkie turned her head and glanced a confused look to Pinkie Pie. "Huh?"

Pinkie Pie put a hoof up to her chin."Ugh I'm going to regret this, ok general background." she slammed her head into into other Pinkie as all the information was psychically knocked into her head.

Other Pinkie's eyes widened as she gasped in sudden understanding. "Your a!?"

"Yes"

"From!?"

"Shhh"

"You've got a T-"

Pinkie Pie interrupted her other self "Right, ok. Specific detail" and the two Pinkie's heads impacted each other again.

"Owwwwe!"
"Owwwwe!"

Other Pinkie's head flooded with information for the second time and she knew everything she needed to. "You came here to pick me up for the ultimate party!" she jumped up with glee.

"You got that right sister."

"So what are we waiting for!? Lets go!"

"Aaaaaalriiiiight! Pinkie Pie grabbed her other self and got ready to open up the 4th wall. She counted the walls and punched the hole open to take her first Pinkie back to Pink snooty and be one step closer to the ultimate party.

Footnote: When Zacora woke up she found that the blow to her head had fixed her compulsive rhyming disorder.