Assassin's Creed: Friendship is Magic

by AccessDeniedLULZ

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human
Length: 6388

The Elements of harmony transform the mane six into humans and send them to revoultionary america

The Elements of Harmony are in fact pieces of eden which can transform the bodies of the mane six into that of humans and send them to revolutionary America were they meet a man by the name of Connor

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-09 11:57:36 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a few days after Twilight and her five friends had returned from the Crystal Empire when Twilight had received a letter from Princess Celestia explaining that the Elements of Harmony had been glowing and emitting strange noises, and that she should get her and her friends to Canterlot as soon as possible.

“What does it say Twilight?” Asked a drowsy Spike, who had been awoken by his letter delivering duties while trying to nap away all his napping time he had missed when he and Twilight and her friends were in the Crystal Empire.

“It says we should get the girls and head to Canterlot right away.” Said a confused and worried Twilight as she reread the letter.

“You want me to get the girls don’t you?” Mumbled Spike as he headed for the door. “No need Spike. I’ve been practicing on that teleportation spell that should bring the girls to my location.”

Twilight readied her horn. “Don’t you remember what happened last time?” Spike looked worried as he recounted the event.

“Well how was I supposed to know that Pinkie was carrying a cake and that Rarity was trying on her new dress?”

Twilight’s horn grew brighter as she concentrated on the spell. Spike jumped behind the couch wanting to be out of the way of the possible shenanigans that may or may not ensue.

“Just saying you should probably warn them.” Just as he said that, the room was filled with bright purple light, as the five mares were teleported into the main room of Twilight’s library.

“What in tarnation was that?” Asked Applejack as she stumbled around the room, trying to recover her vision.

“AJ? Is that you?” Rainbow Dash said just before she fell onto the ground.

“Dashie?” Pinkie asked as she lifted her face out of a cake she had been decorating.

“Who’s that on top of me?” Rarity asked as she tried to stand up.

“Oh I’m sorry Rarity, I didn’t mean to hurt you.” Apologized Fluttershy as she flapped her wings and got off of Rarity.

“Wait there just an apple pickin’ minute, Twi did ya perform that crazy spell again?” Applejack inquired as she began to make out a purple blur in front of her.

“I’ll tell you on the way to Canterlot.” Twilight said as she motioned to the door of the library.

“Spike you stay here and make sure nothing bad happens to the library.” Spike looked upset that he didn’t get to come with them. “Fiiiine Twilight.” He said as he returned to his nap.

“So she said they were just glowing and making noises? What’s the big deal?” Rainbow Dash asked as she and her friends got exited the express train to Canterlot.

“The big deal is that they’ve never done that by themselves before.” Said Twilight, agitated at how calmly Rainbow had been handling the situation.

“They only do that when they’re being used.” “And if they’re doin’ that when they aint bein’ used then that means somethin’ mighty strange is goin’ on.” Said Applejack in a serious tone.

“I just hope there will be cupcakes!” Pinkie said as she bounced around the group.

A few minutes later they had reached the Canterlot Castle and were greeted by Princess Luna “It is good that you have come my little ponies, my sister waits for you in the throne room.” Princess Luna began to walk with the group to the throne room.

When the royal guards opened the doors to the throne room they saw Princess Celestia holding the Elements of Harmony with her magic. “I am glad you could come my little ponies, the Elements have been troubling me for quite some time now.”

Each mare approached her element. “Oh they look so beautiful like this!” Rarity’s eyes grew bigger as she approached hers.

“Are they safe to touch princess?” Twilight asked. “I think so, but be careful, I don’t want any of you to get hurt.” Princess Celestia looked and sounded concerned. Each Element bearer warily touched their element, as soon as they did the bright golden light became brighter and the whirring noise they were making became louder, with a magnificent flash, each element bearer was gone.

The six mares woke up in a dark place with bright gold glowing symbols; each of them had worried and confused looks on their faces, Fluttershy looked terrified.

“Where are we?” She asked shakily looking.

“Do not be afraid.” A tall, glowing, bipedal creature stood before them.

“EEEP!” Fluttershy screamed as she hid behind Rainbow Dash.

“I am Juno, and I mean you no harm.”

“What do you want from us you big glowy alien?” Rainbow asked as she tried to comfort Fluttershy.

“I require your help. The objects you call the Elements of Harmony, they are artifacts from my people, The First Civilization. We are all but gone from this world, but there are two factions who fight over control over our tools, one fights for peace and freedom, the other, fights for control and manipulation. The first use this symbol.” A stylized letter ’A’ appeared in front of them. “ Seek this symbol and help it’s creeds followers. They are the Assassins. Beware of this symbol.” A cross appeared took the first symbols place “The followers of this symbol are the Templars, they are the enemies of the Assassins, and will stop at nothing for control over all people. In order for you to help the Assassins, your bodies must be changed to that of Humans, now go! There isn’t much time.”

The six mares looked at each other in confusion just as a bright light enveloped them all.

Twilight felt the cold sting of ocean water against her dry fur, except she didn’t have fur; she noticed her body was different, except for her head she was completely hairless, her fore hooves had been replaced with strange, thin, more flexible things with five smaller, opposable digits, she felt her back legs were different as well, they bent differently and she felt longer things on the end of them that were different from her hooves.

She looked over to her friends who were doing the same as her; Rainbow and Fluttershy noticed they didn’t have their wings, and Twilight and Rarity noticed they didn’t have their horns either, Applejack and Pinkie just looked at them with a smug look that said, “It’s times like these when it’s great to be an earth pony or whatever it was that they were now.

They heard loud booms in the distance and noticed that they were surrounded by floating bits of wood and destroyed ships.

Connor ordered the main cannons to fire on the last British warship, bringing her to her watery grave. “We have victory men, we’re returning to Davenport!”

The men yelled in celebration of their victory. The Aquila had barely any battle scars on her after their battle with the British, which always made Connor happy, his thoughts were interrupted when Mr. Faulkner came up to him with a telescope.

“Survivors off to starboard Captain.” Connor took the telescope from his first mate and looked through its eyepiece with his eagle vision. He saw six people glowing gold and struggling to stay afloat; upon closer inspection he could see that they were women, he knew women weren’t allowed on any warship and that they must be civilians.

He grabbed the wheel and brought the ship starboard. “Full sail men!” He yelled to the crew, as he got closer he ordered the crew to bring in the ships sails bringing her to a nearly instantaneous stop.

He grabbed an unused rope and dived into the water, he swam towards them as fast as he could, noticing they were nearly sinking.

“Grab the rope! Hurry!” The six women grabbed hold of the rope, he noticed that their hair was a color that he had never seen people have before, he noticed the one with purple hair and a pink streak took notice of the assassin insignia on his gauntlet but he pushed his curiosity aside. “Pull us in!” “Aye captain!” Came the reply.

A rope ladder came down from the side of the ship the man who had been confirmed as the captain climbed onto the side of the ship and helped up Twilight and her friends and they sat on the deck against the railing, the captain ordered a man he called Mr. Faulkner to get them some blankets, Twilight wondered why when she looked at herself and her friends and realized that they were naked except for there elements, and shivering, it didn’t take long for her to realize that nakedness was probably frowned upon in their society as everyone onboard seemed to be wearing clothing.

The one referred to as Mr. Faulkner handed the captain the blankets and turned to face the rest of the crew and yelled. “Alright ya sea dogs get back to work we’ve still got to get home, best you remember that!” The captain handed them the blankets.

Connor used his eagle vision to inspect the now covered women, he noticed they were still glowing gold and they didn’t seem like much of a threat, so it was safe for him to assume that they were not assassination targets, he decided it would be best if he introduced himself. “My name is Connor, I am the captain of the Aquila. Who are you?” Just about as they were opening their mouths to speak, he heard Mr. Faulkner yell. “Captain, Man-O’-War, port bow!”

Authors note: I don’t know when this will be updated or how long it will last. My grammar and punctuation is probably shit and I’m sorry for the huge wall of text style paragraphs and I wouldn’t be surprised if nobody ever takes notice of this.

Also the lack of AC crossovers with Connor in them kinda rustled my jimmies

Chapter 2

"All hands to battle stations! You six get to my cabin NOW!" Connor shouted, as the Man-O'-War quickly approached.

"Do you remember the first thing I taught you when you set foot on this ship all those years ago Captain? One, never step foot on a ship with the left foot first, and two, never bring a woman on a ship. So what do you do? YOU BRING SIX OF 'EM ON BOARD!!!" Mr. Faulkner yelled as he reloaded his pistol.

Rainbow Dash didn't take kindly to Mr. Faulkner's comment. She stepped towards him waving her fist. "Oh yeah! Well I'm not just 'some woman' I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flymmmph mhp mmmmrrrrrrr!" Rainbow was cut off as Twilight's hand was shoved into her mouth.

"Dash I think we better do as Connor says." Twilight said to Dash as she slowly slid her hand off her mouth. "Fine, but if Mr. Flathead over there goes overboard, don't expect me to pull him out!" She said as they made their way into the nearest door.

"Cap'n we're all outta regular cannon balls sir!" Yelled one of the gunners. "Use the chain shots, we board her then kill all on board, the captain is mine!"

"We picked a fine day for a cruise didn't we Captain, just one stroke of good luck after the other eh?" Mr. Faulkner said sarcastically.

"Ugh these clothes are absoulutely dreadful." Rarity complained as she went through the wardrobe for something more suitable for her and her friends for her to wear.

"It doesn't matter what they look like Rarity jus' as long as Ah get mah hat back." Applejack said as she realised her one of a kind signature hat was no longer atop her head.

"What do you think they're doing up there, you don't think anypon..uh I mean anyone will get hurt do you?" Fluttershy asked as she dreaded the thought of any sea ceatures or those onboard the vessel getting hurt.

"Well ofcourse we won't get hurt silly, just as long as Connor has bought all the upgrades for the Aquila, I always thought they were very expensive though, curse you Ubisoft for making such expensive upgrades!" Pinkie said, as all of her friends turned to her with confused faces as to just what the buck she was talking about, she just stood there completly oblivious as to why they were staring at her.

"Ah heres something, a little dull and big but they should suffice for now." Rarity pulled out six white shirts and six black trousers.

As soon as they finished putting on their new, albeit dull, (does albeit even fit there? and is that the right spelling?) clothes, Rainbow Dash walked up to the door "No Rainbow please don't go out there!" Fluttershy pleaded. "Relax Flutters, like Pinkie said we'll be fine."

She opened the door and Dash and her friends slowly walked out. "What are you doing out here? I thought I told you to stay inside!" Connor yeld at them from the ship's wheel.

"Yeah well we wanna help ya!" Applejack replied. "Uhm, well I was actually quite happy inside, to be honest." Fluttershy said, almost inaudible.

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"Captain! Man-O'-War preparin' to fire!" Mr. Faulkner warned, standing to the left of Connor.

"All hands down!" Connor motioned with his hand and ducked at the same time, everone else on the ship followed. Then a mere three seconds later, dozens of cannon balls shot overhead, some hit the Aquila sending huge wooden splinters in every direction.

Connor brought the Aquila closer British warship, so close that its crew could be seen almost clearly. "Fire port cannons!" A mere half a second later, chain balls were fired out of the cannons and destroyed the enemies' mast.

"Pull us in! All hands prepare to board! Leave no survivors, the captain is mine!" Connor pulled the tomahawk from his belt and twirled it as he sprinted for the side of the ship and leapt as the rest of the crew followed him onto the burning redcoat filled ship.

"What did he say?!" Fluttershy gasped as she realised what Connor had said moments before. The girls watched in horror as man fought man, more specifically how Connor sliced through his enemies with such quick brutality.

Connor pulled a redcoat regular in front of himself just as the captain pulled the trigger on his pistol, he threw the dead man away just after the bullet had killed the human shield. He sprinted towards the captain, jumped on a broken piece of the mast and launched himself into the air, as he landed, he impaled his tomahawk into his targets chest, sending them both to the deck of the ship.

The crew of the Aquila gethered around them, the last of the redcoats had been killed, and they were awaiting see what would happen next. The six women came aboard just as Connor began to speak.

"Who sent you? Who ordered you to attack innocent merchant ships? What could possibly be gained from the slaughter of hundreds of innocents? Tell me NOW!!!"

The man spoke with hatred in his voice. "Oh I think you already know who ordered this, don't you Assassin? I went with him as we burned your disgusting village to the ground, I was with him as he nearly snapped your scrawny savage neck! I was with him when you watched your mother burn to death before your very eyes! You Assassins think your cause is so noble, so much better than ours, you think we are mad and evil! But you are the mad ones for you fail too see the world for what it truly is, a powder keg just waiting to explode, and explode it will, if its people are given free will and are not controlled, now go Assassin, go ponder my last words, go and consult your pathetic creed while we grow stronger every day and destroy your pitiful order." The man went limp as his last breath was exhaled.

"Rest in piece." Connor said full of pain and anger as he stood up and pulled his tomahawk out of the mans chest. "Return to he Aquila, we set sail for Davenport."

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The crew returned the their ship and left the enemy ship to sink, the girls eyes began to tear up as they thought of what the man said to Connor abbout his mother.

" It's getting dark and it will take us a few days to get to Davenport. You can use my cabin until we arrive." Connor said the girls. "Thank you, my name's Twilight Sparkle by the way." Twilight said as she tried to make conversation.

"I'm Rainbow Dash."

"I'm Fluttershy."

"Ahm Applejack"

"Rarity."

"Pinkie Pie."

"I shall join you in the cabin in half an hour, there are things I wish to discuss with you." Connor said with calm in his voice.

The girls nodded with acknowledgement and went inside the cabin.

Chapter 3

Connor entered the cabin and removed his tricorne (triangle hat) and sat at his desk. "We should be in Davenport by midday tomorrow.

"Uhm, where exactly is Davenport?" Twilight asked.

"Here." Connor pointed at the word Davenport written on the large map which was almost as big as the table top itself.

"Where is this a map of?" (Does that sound like it makes sense?)

"America, it is currently under the rule of the British, but Washington and his patriots are figthing them for the independancy of the thirteen colonies, I thought that was common knowledge for most people." Connor raised an eyebrow at Twilight with n intigued look on his face.

"Uhm, we're... not from here... " Twilight said while avoiding eye contact.

"Then where are you from?"

"The Kingdom of Equestria."

"Equestria?"

"It's... uhm... very far away from here."

Rainbow Dash, bored out of her mind, decided to but in on their little conversation. "C'mon Twi, cut to the chase, chop chop."

"Oh, right, yeah, uhm, you're an Assassin aren't you?"

Connor leaned forward in his chair. "How do you know of my Order?"

Pinkie ran over to the desk. "Ooh ooh I know I know, pick me pick me, I know everything about Assassin's Creed! I've played all the games, read all the books, AND I make most of the pages on the Assassin's Creed Wiki!" (That's right, 4th wall breaking Pinkie, just to piss off that one guy)

"Ignore her sugarcube, she says strange things sometimes." Applejack put her hands over Pinkie's mouth.

"As I was saying we were told to look for you by a po... uh person called Juno."

"Juno? Did she shimer gold? Was she transparent?"

"Yes, have you met her before?"

"When I was a boy she came to me in a vision, and she told me to find the Assassins. Did she tell you anything?"

"She told us the same thing."

"If what she said is true, then perhaps she intends for you to join the Order."

Fluttershy looked shocked and scared. "But... we can't do that... we can't kill people!"

"These are times of war and you may have to."

"But why is there a war, why are people fighting each other?" Twilight asked.

"Because the colonists want to be free of the oppresion of the British goverment, the taxes have been raised and people are being threatenend by loyalists."

"But doesn't the leader of the British care about their subjects?"

"King George does not care for them, he only cares for the expansion of the British Empire."

"How can a ruler not care for their subjects?"

"Most rulers only care for themselves, everyone below them is nothing but means of which to get what they desire."

Twilight was sadened by what Connor had told her. "That's horrible, our Princess would never do anything like that."

"Your amulets, what do they mean?"

"They're from Equestria, we call them The Elements of Harmony, Juno said that that her people used them."

"We call them Pieces of Eden, if you are in possesion of them, then the Templars will come looking for you, and when they find you they will kill you and claim them for their own. You will need to learn how to defend yourselves."

"Where will we learn that?"

"Achilles is too old and frail, and I have to hunt the Templars, you will have to watch me from a distance, I will teach you to hide and how to climb, but the rest you must learn frome observation."

"Woah there, calm down sugarcube, we can't go around just killing folks!" Applejack said, shaken by what Connor had just said.

"The Templars do not share your views, they will stop at nothing to get what they seek, and they will manipulate or kill anyone who stands in their way."

"They sound like ruffians, which is to be expected from people who wear such a horrendus shade of red, tis a crime against fashion." Rarity said.

"Rarity this is serious!" Rainbow Dash said annoyed at Rarity's stupid statement. (I don't like Rarity that much)

"We shall discuss more on the matter later, you need your rest." Connor said as he needed time to think on the events which were about to unfold.

"You can have my cabin for now." Connor said as he walked out of the room.

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Connor was dressed in a white hooded dress uniform "It is good that you have finally risen. We're nearly at Davenport." A few minutes later the Aquila was docked and the mane 6 and Connor were walking towards the Homestead manor. Achilles stepped out of the door carrying some sort of rope.

"Connor, it is good to see you are making friends." He said sarcastically as he noticed the girls behinde him.

"They going to be staying here on the hoestead."

"It is good to see the population grow boy, but come with me, I have something to show you. Achilles and Connor entered the manor.

In the basement of the manor Achilles showed Connor the rope dart and how he could use it to attack his enemie(You've all seen the cutscene i don't need to explain.)

"Awww yeah we're gonna learn how to kick some Templar flank!" Rainbow Dash said excitedly at the fact that with her training that she was going to be atleast 20% cooler.

"I wonder if I'll be able to design my own robe, it will be a stunning white with beautiful purple accents!" Rarity squeed with delight."

"I can't wait to meet all the fluffy little animals in the forest!" Fluttershy said with the most adorable face.

"And I'm really looking forward to the parts where Connor comlpetes the New York Liberation Missions and gets Deborah as an Assassin Recruit, they'll make such a cute couple!" No one even bothered to comprehend what Pinkie was saying.

"Ah gotta agree with RD, taken it to the Templars does sound mighty fun" Applejack brofisted Rainbow (Not a sex joke)

"It'll be so wonderful to read able to read all about human history." Twilight said as she thought of all the comparisons she could make of pony society to human society.

But their joyfull thoughts were interupted when a man who looked slightly similar to Connor, but dressed in brown clothes and bird feathers (I have no idea what native american clothes were called, or wha they were made off) , came running up the stairs towards the door.

"Ratonhnhaké:ton, Ratonhnhaké:ton!" Connor openend the door.

"Kanen'tó:kon?"

"Yes, my friend."

"What brings you here? Is the village allright?"

"For now."

"What do you mean? What has happened?"

"Men came, claiming we had to leave. They said the land was being sold and that the Confederacy had concented. We sent envoy, but they would not listen..."

"You must refuse!"

"We cannot oppose the sachem. But you are right as well. We cannot give up our home."

"Do you have a name? Do you know who is responsible?"

"He is called William Johnson."

"Where is Johnson now?"

"In Boston making preparations for the sale."

"Sale? This is theft!"

Achilles stepped out of the door frame. "Connor, take care. These men are powerful."

"What would you have me do? I made a promise to my people!"

"If you insist upon this course of action, seek out Sam Adams in Boston. He'll be able to help."

Kanen'tó:kon gave his hatchet to Connor, who then thrusted it into the wooden pillar he was standing next to.

"What have you done?!" Achilles said, angered at the fact that Connor had cut the pillar.

"When my people go to war, a hatchet is buried in a post to signify its start. When the threat is ended, the hatchet is removed." Connor walked down the path leading away from the manor.

"You could have just used a tree!"

Kanen'tó:kon followed Connor down the path.

"Do we follow them?" Fluttershy asked.

"Ofcourse we do!" Dash said as she ran after Connor, the other 5 girls following not soon after.

Chapter 4

Connor and the girls wallked through the streets of Boston until they found who they were looking for by the city docks when thet approached two men conversing.

"Look, sanctions and demonstrations won't suffice, Sam. We need to act! And I'm talking about more than a sternly worded letter."

"I sympathize with your frustrations, gentlemen. But surely you can understand my reluctance to kick the hornet's nest."

"The Tories sting no matter what we do. Might as well make it count."

Sam turned to face Connor. "Ah! Connor, hello again. What brings you to Boston?"

"You." Connor replied.

Sam turned towards the man he was talking to. "Would you excuse us fellows?" The other man walked away.

Connor, the girls, and Sam Adams walked through the streets of Boston, dodging past and weaving throught the groups of people. "Thank you Connor. That conversation was about to turn unpleasant. Now, what can I do for you?"

"I was hoping you could help me locate William Johnson."

"Of course. I'm headed towards a meeting with some men who might be able to help. Why don't you and your companions come along?"

Connor gave a grunt of acknowledgement.

Sam continued the conversation. "It is good to see the people taking a stand against injustice."

"Says the man who owns a slave." The girls took notice of what Connor had just said.

"Who? Surry? I practice what I preach my friend. She is not a slave but a free woman, atleast on paper. Mens minds are not so easily turned. It's a tragedy that for all our progress, still we cling to such barbarism."

"Then speak out against it." Connor said, raising his voice slightly.

"We must first focus on claiming our own rights, when that is done then we shall have the luxury of addressing such matters."

"You speak as though your condition is equal to that of the slaves, it is not."

"Tell that to my neighbor - who was compelled to quarter British troops. Or to my friend who's store was closed because he displeased the Crown. The people here are no freer than Surry."

The group came across a man on the top floor of his house who was having an argument with some British soldiers.

"Hey, it's my home no matter what you thieves called 'taxmen' say! If the gumps in Parliament want my property, you tell them to sail across the pond and take it themselves!" The man in the house yelled at the taxman on his doorstep.

"It's not open for discussion! Now open this door or these men will break it down!" The taxman said.

The man in the house dropped the contents of a used chamber pot onto the taxmans feet.

"Ah bollocks we're comin' in!" The redcoats began smashing the the windows of the house and kicked the door.

"I trust the mounting evidence is proof enough, Connor." Sam said.

"Continue on. I shall meet you at our destination." Connor said to Sam, he then turned to face the girls. "Stay here." He then ran towards the guards.

The owner of the house ran out of the door just before the soldiers had smashed down the door and thrusted a knife into the chest of one of the guards. Connor plunged his tomahawk into the back of the closest redcoat. Two more had turned to face him in a battle readied stance, each man at a different side of him, the one on his right tried to stab Connor with is bayonet but Connor grabbed the barrel of the musket and pulled it and its user into the other redcoat who was now behind him, Connor held his tomahawk up and brought the blade down on the head of the redcoat. The house owner sliced the neck of the remaining soldier. He then walked up to Connor.

"Justice for once. I dare the Governor to send more." The home owner said.

"You alright?" Connor asked as he sheathed his tomahawk.

"I'm fine. It's not my first dance. For all their teeth and claws these little foxes, they fight like puppies. Thank you, my friend. I'd buy you an ale, but I'm expected somewhere else."

The man shook Connor's hand and quickly walked away before anymore guards showed up.

Connor and the girls made their way to the tavern were they were to meet Samuel and his assosciates. When they entered they were greeted by Sam.

"Connor! I'd like you to meet some like-minded friends. The owner of this fine establishment, William Molineux and the manager and chef of his newest venure, Stephane Chapheau."

Stephane spoke up first. "Ah, Connor and I just had a ball with some Redcoats enforcing some taxmen outside my home!"

William was sitting on a stool at the bar of the tavern. "The collectors grow bolder and more forceful. Something we must address, Samuel."

Sam replied. "Then let us raise a banner. Something to let the people know that they are not alone. The docks are an angry place of late, protesters picketing the latest shipments of British tea. The eyes of the city are upon that stage..."

Stephane chuckled. "A Bostonian without his tea is a dangerous beast!"

William pulled a small bag out of his pocket "William Johnson is smuggling the tea off the ships - one of his men tried to sell me this. A sample of what I refused, but it's from those ships - no mistaking the stamp. He's charging a King's ransom, must be he's making a mint off those who buy it."

"Where is he now?" Connor asked.

"I've never met the man." William said as he put the bag of tea on the counter.

"May I ask why you seek him, Connor?" Sam inquired.

"He intends to purchase the land upon which my village stands without the consent of my people."

"No doubt the revenue from his little smuggling endeavor is financing the acquisition. A tax enforced on tea grants a boon to smugglers. I'll wager the same men who levy the taxes are selling the tea. A stage requires a spectacle and I may know the play. Connor, head back to the docks and see to the destruction of the tea. If you should need us return here. "

Connor's apprentices were following him out of the tavern when he turned to them. "You are not coming with me, it's too dangerous."

"But we wanna help." Rainbow protested.

"Uhm... actually I agree with Connor, I think we should stay here... you know... were it's safe." Fluttershy said.

"I am sorry but do not have the skills to aid me during my current mission." Connor said to Rainbow.

"But  you said you would train us."

"I will train you later, I promise. But right now I have more important matters to attend to."

Connor walked down the stree and bumped into a man carrying a crate, it's contents fell on the floor.

"Pardon me." Connor said as he turned around.

"Aw, come on, mate." The man said, clearly disgruntled.

Connor saw that what had come out of the crate was a large quantity of small bags exactly like the one William had shown him less than five minutes earlier. Connor glared at the man and made his way towards him and the man responded by running in the opposite direction.

After sitting in the tavern for less than a minute Rainbow Dash couldn't take it anymore. "That's it, I'm gonna look for him."

"Rainbow just wait, he can't be that long." Twilight said.

"I don't care. I'm gonna go help him." Rainbow walked out of the tavern.

"Confound that Rainbow Dash. She drives me to drink." Pinkie said as she poured herself some beer into a tankard.

Connor made his way into the docks, making sure not to draw attention to himself, when he heard a guard behind him yelliing at some one in a secluded alleyway, he turned around to see what was going on.

It was Rainbow Dash. She had done something to anger a guard. And now she was paying for it.

"You think you can push me around do ya?" She waved her fist at the guard, to which he responded with by hitting her in her stomach and head repeatedly with the butt of his rifle. Connor ran towards the guard, leaped into the air, and stabbed the  guard in the throat with his hidden blade.

"Are you alright?" Connor lifted her up off the ground.

"Yeah I'm fine." She wiped the blood off of her forehead with the back of her hand. "Lets go blow up some tea."

Connor hid the guards body in a hay bale, then he and Rainbow Dash made their way through the dock until they came to a collection of crates of tea piled on top of eachother and surrounded by four guards near the waterside. The duo hid behind a wall, Connor noticed a few barrels of gunpowder by collection of tea crates, he devised a plan.

"I'll shoot the gunpowder by the crates, be ready to run when you hear the explosion." Rainbow nodded.

Connor pulled out his pistol and leaned around the corner, as soon as he could see the powder keg he pulled the trigger. The resulting explosion killed the four men guarding it. Connor and Rainbow ran and hid is the safety of a convieniantly placed hay bale while the guards ran towards the source of the explosion, When he guards had passed they made their way to the next shipment of tea.

Connor and Rainbow Dash climbed onto the rooftop of the building nearest to their next target. Connor leaped down off the building and killed two guards at once with his hidden blades, the other tried to attack Connor but they were quickly dispatched by his blades.

Connor placed a barrel of gunpowder next to the shipment of tea, he then grabbed the musket of a fallen guard, made his way to a safe nough distance, aimed at the powder keg and fired the musket. Rainbow Dash heard the explosion and jumped off the rooftop, knowing that was the signal to move onto their next target.

There were two British Grenadiers guarding the last shipment. Connor reloaded his pistols. He shot the first grenadier but couldn't even get a chance to aim at the second one as his axe was aimed straight at Connor's head. He rolled out of the way of the axe, behind the grenadier and brought his tomahawk down on the grenadiers back repeatadely.

Rainbow Dash came out of hiding carrying a keg of gunpowder. "Can I do it this time?" Connor handed her his loaded pistol, she aimed at the keg and pulled the trigger. "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh that was so awesome!"

"We should leave before more of them show up." Connor said as he took back his pistol.

"Uhm, yeah, heh heh." Rainbow blushed after realizing how strange she must have looked during her sudden outburst of explosion enduced joy.

Connor and Rainbow Dash arrived back at the tavern.

"The tea has been destroyed." Connor said as he walked up to Sam Adams.

"Dash what the heck was yall thinkin' runnin of like that?" Applejack said RD approached them.

"Indeed, Rainbow Dash's sudden departure gave my jimmies quite the rustling." Pinkie said as she smoked a cigar whilst wearing a monicle and top hat.

"I wouldn't be caught dead wearing something like that in public." Rarity said as she eyed RD's current attire.

"I'm just glad you're ok." Fluttershy said barely audible.

"Yeah, I'm pretty awesome." Dash boasted.

"Still the same old Rainbow Dash." Twilight said.

because no one reads my blogs

FEAR NOT

I plan to update this... I just don't know when.

ALSO I have to write a short story for my english class... except mine isn't really that short... and I never really planned on it having an ending... and it was due on Friday... BUT IT IS AN MLP CROSSOVER!!! The Courier from Wayward Courier. I might upload it when I'm done. Just for shits and giggles.

i did it for the lulz

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"OHMYGOSHCONNORYOUDIDITYOUWONCHARACTEROFTHEYEAR!!!" Pinkie screamed with delight as Connor retrieved his awesome trophy from the body of the dead redcoat.

"I knew he would win, after all, some of my awesomeness must of rubbed off on him." Rainbow said as she took up a pose of extreme awesomeness.

"That's a nice trophy, if you don't mind me saying, that is." Fluttershy whispered as she hid behinde her hair which was in turn hidden behind her yellow and light pink assassin hood.

"I still think you should have worn that suit I made you, you looked absolutely dashing in it." Rarity said as she shined one of the diamond encrusted buttons on her white and purple assassin robe.

"I bet Princess Celestia would love to hear about this!" Twilight said as she started writing on a piece of paper.

"Ya don't need no fancy trophy sugarcube, we already know how great ya are!" Applejack said.

Connor wiped the blood from his fucking beast trophy. "Many thanks to you friends, for could not have goten this award without you. Now would you please help me put up these posters."