I am not a brony. I firmly stand by that statement. I appreciate decent TV shows and the occasional fan-made work as much as the next guy, but you don't see me collecting pony figurines or walking around in a shirt that reads "20% Cooler". I'll say it again: I am not a brony. ...Am I?

(My first foray into FIMFiction: a shameless self-insert, loosely based on events that actually happened -- the first part at least. No offense meant toward readers or bronies in general. Similarities with other works, circumstantial or otherwise, are completely unintentional.)