Twailit n aj

by Malorak

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Tragedy, Random, Alternate Universe, Sad
Length: 1004

Sorry for this even existing. Really.

This is the tale of a Pony who is yet to realize her destiny. Her destiny to use giant mechs to beat the crap out of each other.

it also has twilight sparkle but who cares..

I'm terribly sorry for this even existing.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-16 16:20:01 UTC

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tilit n aj were siting on a bench in the park and kill people and it was bloody and blood

twailat: he aj u wanna go to me place?

aj: ok...Why? do you wanna kill me and rape my guts?

twittlelit: no id never do that

so they went home to twi- eh...tai...Gattai...instead they go Tailand and then  there was transsexuals because thailand has those and aj likes this shit. then she killed a person or something since dis has gore tag in it

sadly twilyt sad

twalaht: hey aj someday we need to home

aj: i know, my powerlevel must rise over 9000 in order to become saiyan bean

Tits: is ok, muten mushi can tech u.

so they went to mutenmushiislandvillagehappypeopleresort and there they killed more people apparently. I don't know why, this seems very inhuman.

GO AMERICA!

suddenly a noise appeareted. it was an OC pony with a green liting mane and blak skin, was very shiny and looked like it wouldn't even be out of mutenmushiislandvillagehappypeopleresort.

poni: hey, who are you?

Peter jackson(aj u protestant fuckbucket): dude i wanna have the sex with dieing people

poni: dude thats creepy

Spike: fuq u poni u steel from me ima godzilla now

suddenly spike went godzilla and became king of monkey island...Actually, he killed everyone in Ponyville but who the fuck cares anyways, bitch he eats people

aj sucked ponis dick and said i love you

then they loved

twillt was sad cuz shes outcast and nobody likes her. so she go aj and say

twlltislgfjk: duude we gotta go

aj Simpson: Gotta go fast

then they went supersonicspeed and were to muten mushi

muten mushi: Why, hello there fellow bear

I speak in rhymes so you must climb

my dick that is ofcourse

you really are silly horse

then they sex alot. a very lot. zombies appeared but were killed.

it was good but then more ppl died. That's no good.

Suddenly Rainbowdash got shipped to somethin like a window cuz rainbowdash could even be ship with toaster.

piss.

A piece of pie later aj was powerful.

she murdered more pepole then evre.

Twilight, the vamipre: I'm faboulus. Also: you killed more people with u power than save

random outcast bitch #yolo: SWAAAAAAAAG

AJ pulled out her shiny blade, knowing that this foe was to be reckoned with and charged at him at the speed of light, yet he parried by waving to his uncle.

gah: hi uncle

AJ: He's way too powerful! watevr koopashell we do?

otagirA :thgiliwT

AJ channeled all her power into one attack, it could be the end of the universe or it could bring peace to all

She mumbled something that sounded as illegal as your music folder, creating a black-red energy.

"I fight for my friends."

She hurled the huge pile of energy at him

Muten Mushi: this technique is forbiddun for good reeson! is no good for mutenmushiislandvillagehappypeopleresort

Micheal bay hopped through the screen did his job and got his paycheck. Long terms short: Shit blew up, yo.

A fierce fight emitted; AJ fought the nameless stranger, who happened to be her father, her mother, a nazirobotunicorn from outerspace with a pizza as a tail and also he is a member of the jellyfishers.

He is a legend, the legend you once feared he is

Legend

the night

the terror that flaps in the night

the lag during your streaming!

the soccer mom who complains about Derpy Hooves!

the huge pimple that affears before the date

the kind of pony everypony should know

the Shake zula... The mic rulah... the old schoola

just a poor boy he needs no sympathy

tweleght: aj stop you will desteroy as ull!

aj: i have to.

he may take my power

my youth

my family

my entire race

my virginity

and even my popsicles

but he will never take my FREEDOM!

With these words Applejack stood up once again, rised like a dark knight, raised her sword in the air like she just doesn't care and charged up the most destructive power known to anime: FRIENDSHIP!

She remembered all the adventure she's been through, she was never alone. pueple pone was always with her. She never left her side (except that one time when she left her side) and they even went out of prison together when they downloaded that david bowie song. This dynamic duo can't be stopped, because they don't believe in themselves, they believe in each other who believe in themselves!

A huge pile of shit later, AJ finished charging up her specialbeamcannonspiritbombehamegetsugatenshougigadrillbreakonjikiashisogamehamehadokenazi attack, which she learned after 84 years of training how to eat a whole pack of fishermans friends at once. It was rough but she made it and ate a whole pack.

She gained ultimate power by friendship (and over priced sweets) thus creating the biggest power ever there

She absorbed this attack into one kick yelled something japanese like oreo wo dorodo stuff and kicked a hole into the universe, time, space, chuck norris left ass cheek, egoraptors house, the avatar's chest, and then it went all the way to earth and destroyed nicholas cage.

this story was happy end

but not until twalart revived him with her dark magic because she's a backstabbing spy.

Now aj faced her hardest enemy yet: a zombie, braindead guy who didn't do anything at all and is actually just some random peopel

AJ pulled out a walter p99 and killed him. she used it with her magic because she is alicorn.

celestia: now aj became the king of the omniverse and all parallel dimensions. i dont want this power anymore, here have it.

everyone now had to buck apples forever and if all trees are bucked they had to glue the apples onto the tree with powerglue and buck them again.

derpyhooves cameo

darthvader likes posicles too so he teamed up with twilit and they plotted their revenge on the appleverse.

Bigmac: eeyup

end

chaptr 2

everyone is nazis who evil

@Crimsonfucker