Meeting of the Moustaches

by RainbowIsaac

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Pipsqueak, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Other, Princess Luna, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 1037

Mung Daal meets Steven Magnet

When Chowder messes up a dish, he and the catering crew get sucked into an alternate dimension; one full of ponies. This is the story of Mung Daal and Steven Magnet...

Published 2012-11-16 10:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-16 10:20:01 UTC

Magnet and Mung Daal

"Now all we need is some Shemozzle Salt..." said the chef, posing his arms around. His apprentice, the Dog-Cat-Bear-Rabbit Thing Chowder, poured in some salt, and put it down on the table.

"There! We're done!" said Mung happily, clapping his hands together. Then, he looked at the container on the bench.

"Wait. You used Shmozzle Salt instead of Shemozzle Salt? Oh no! That means that we'll be sucked into another..." Mung's cries died away as he disappeared into a hole.

Equestria

Steven Magnet sighed. He was having a FABULOUSLY bad day. There was absolutely nothing that would get him out of this blue funk!

Well, maybe if he met somepony else with a most fabulous moustache, but what were the chances of that?

"Oh, how could this day possibly get any worse?" moaned the sea serpent. Suddenly, a swirling hole of black and white appeared in front of him.

“…DIMENSION!!” yelled the two legged creature that came through the hole. However, that was irrelevant.

What WAS relevant was that the creature had the most FABULOUS moustache!

Mung’s POV

Mung groaned. He was just pulled through dimensions, and he couldn’t believe that Chowder had had that big of a failure! The only thing that would cheer him up was if he saw something that had an amazing moustache like his. His eyes opened. He gasped.

In front of him was a creature with one of the best moustaches he had ever seen! Its moustache level was equal to his!

“So, hello there,” said Mung.

A cricket chirped.

“How are you?”

A cricket chirped.

“I told you to KNOCK IT OFF!” yelled Mung, pointing at the cricket.

“Hey, not my fault,” said the cricket, and then it jumped off, going to its home.

“So, I can’t help but notice that you have a cool moustache,” said Mung to the sea serpent.

“That’s true! Oh, so true!” said the fabulous sea serpent happily. “As do you!”

“Well, the ladies like it, so who am I to say no?” said Mung, waggling his eyebrows.

“So, what’s your name? I simply cannot go without learning the name of one with a most fabulous moustache like yours!” said the serpent.

“My name is Mung Daal,” said Mung. The serpent nodded his head.

“Oh, that name is certainly fabulous! And my name is Steven Magnet, by the way,” said the sea serpent, now identified as Steven Magnet.

There was silence. Then, the question was asked. A question that would change the world completely. It would never be the same again.

“What do you want to do with our amazing moustaches?” asked Mung.

“Well, I was hoping you had an idea. Do you?” asked Steven.

Suddenly, an idea surfaced in Mung’s mind. “Yes, I do, as a matter of fact. Let’s be sky moustache pirates who use our moustache powers to fight aliens,” said Mung.

“Oh, that sounds simply marvelous!” yelled the moustachioed sea serpent.

The two of them put their hands down in a position ready for punching up into the air, and simultaneously yelled “Moustache powers, ACTIVATE!” Their fists punched up into the air, and there was a flash of light. As the flash died down, you could see they had different clothes.

Firstly, Mung had a sword made of extremely sharp moustache hair, and a pirate hat. Second, Steven had his moustache go up into the air and combine, making a helicopter.

“Moustachioed menaces! That could be our name!” yelled Mung. He hopped onto the back of Steven, who flew over Ponyville.

Ponyville

Rainbow Dash was just walking along for some reason, when she noticed that there was a giant flying thing in the sky above. Curious, she went to check it out.

When she flew up there, she saw a two-legged creature riding that sea serpent she saw ages ago when they were trying to save the world from eternal night. What did interest her, though, was the pirate hat on one of them and their most awesome moustaches.

Suddenly, due to the sheer badstachery, Rainbow Dash grew a moustache. It was rainbow-colored, which was just awesome. “Hey! What are you, to make me grow such an awesome moustache suddenly?”

“We’re the most badstache pair in the world, and we’re sky pirates who are going to fight aliens! Do you want to join us? I mean, for a lady, you have a pretty cool moustache,” asked Mung.

“Would I ever?” she asked, excited. She flew alongside them. “So where’s this alien ship?” she asked.

“It’s right up there,” said Mung, pointing at the huge Covenant supercarrier in the atmosphere that was apparently not noticed until now. I mean, seriously, how could nobody notice something so huge?

“Well, let’s go kick some alien moustass!” yelled Dash. The three of them flew up there, and inside the ship. Elites charged at them, but the three of them killed all of the elites, cutting their heads off and having candy rain from their necks. Due to the sheer moustachery of this event, the grunts suddenly all grew a quad and moustache, and decided to rebel against the entire Covenant and fight alongside the three sky pirates. Suddenly, due to Rainbow Dash’s newfound moustachery, she managed to pull off a gigantic Sonic Rainboom, which destroyed the hunters entering the room and transform them into candy.

The grunts scrambled to eat the candy, and then Mung cut through another Hunter’s armor and full body with his sword, revealing all the candy inside of the hive creature. Then, for some reason, they all teleported to the core of the ship,

“Let’s destroy this core and have a fabulous time!” yelled the sea serpent, Steven Magnet.

“VERILY, FORSOOTH!” yelled Luna, who had joined into the fight and  grew a moustache not too long ago. They all focused their fire on the core, and the ship exploded. However, due to their sheer badstachery, they managed to float on the air.

“YEAH!” all of them yelled, and they all high-fived Cthulu, who had also joined the pirates. Then, they went back to their homes.

On the ground, there was a young colt. “Whoa… I wanna be a pirate for Nightmare Night tomorrow!” said Pipsqueak.

THE END