The ultimate brain twister

by Assuming-Control

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Random
Length: 1046

This is why we have full stops and commas

Example on the purpose of all those stupid dots and curves in the middle of any writing.
If you're gonna read this, prepare to get confused. Except if you think like me when I wrote this, then you should have no problemo.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-16 12:30:01 UTC

The best party ever!

Applejack was bucking trees on the orchard when Pinkie dropped from the tree on her back and said that she was going to throw a party after she had helped Applejack up who then said that she couldn’t attend the party because she was so much behind on her work to which pink pony said that Applejack’s presence would be crucial because Twilight had planned and party and just put Pinkie in charge of setting the party itself and when Twilight wants to party then something is probably wrong which is quite the opposite to usual reason for party to which Applejack couldn’t say but alright and that she’d be there mostly because you never know with Twilight if you’ll have to go save the whole world again or something and after that Pinkie started bouncing towards Rainbow Dash’s house after giving Applejack a smile but after he reached Rainbow Dash’s cloud and shouted for her a bit under the cloud started Pinkie thinking she probably isn’t home because Dash didn’t give any kind of response from her cloud but then Pinkie heard a familiar voice behind her which belonged to certain Gilda the griffon who she had forgiven already for her rudeness so she just greeted the griffin even though she looked very annoyed and just asked what does the pony want from her friend’s house and then Pinkie said that she’s just to ask her for a party and Gilda simply replied that she’s busy doing something fun instead of attending some dweeb pony party but Pinkie said that it isn’t dweeb and if Gilda is afraid it would be she is allowed to come as well as Dash’s mate but Gilda said what’s that supposed to mean and assured Pinkie that she and RD didn’t have anything going on and Pinkie just said that that’s a good thing because she didn’t want Gilda to come between her and RD but Gilda was like wut and Pinkie was like LOL so she said to Gilda to tell RD and Gilda just said that alright whatever and Pinkie said hahahaha alright just tell her cause her presence is crucial too and then the pink pony continued her trotting towards a certain boutique where was a white pony who was Rarity if you couldn’t guess already who was making dresses and saddles and socks and bridles and other pervy stuff considering how humane the ponies are and then Pinkie knocked on te door and Rarity dropped her scissors accidentally because she was cutting some fabrics when Pinkie broke her concentration and then she went to open the door but Pinkie wasn’t behind it anymore and when Rarity turned around again and Pinkie was suddenly behind her and said hi in a loud voice which made Rarity to fell on her buttocks which were soft and plump which is pretty pointless detail but there you go and after that Pinkie said that Rarity would have to come to the party and Rarity said that sure if it can wait a moment because she was in the middle of making dress or something for someone or something and Pinkie waggled her head from side to side because the party is about to start NAO or not quite now because Fluttershy wasn’t informed but RIGHT AFTER THAT but Rarity said that it’s pretty important because it would be for someone veeery important and Pinkie said that I’ll help and she used her gypsy magic and tada there was suddenly a gypsy dress and Rarity said that lol that doesn’t even make sense and Pinkie said that Rarity’s mom doesn’t make sense and Rarity said that most of the time that’s true and put word darling somewhere too because that’s what she does and then Pinkie said great with a big voice and bounced out of Rarity’s open window and started bouncing towards Fluttershy’s house but falls in mud pool which she thinks tastes like chocolate because it’s brown but also poop because it’s brown too which Pinkie has tasted as well because Pinkie has tried EVERYTHING but that thought is really sick so just forget it but now Pinkie was at Fluttershy’s house where Fluttershy was reading the book when Pinkie ran through the door making Fluttershy to jump behind her couch and say eep and Pinkie said hi Fluttershy and that she hoped she didn’t interrupt in a loud voice but Fluttershy said that it was okay still a bit shaking because she shakes often but then she said okay and when will the party be she asked and Pinkie answered that right now and then they walked out of the door to Twilight’s where were everyone already and Gilda was there too and then Pinkie opened the door where was Twilight behind it with party hats and cakes and cupcakes and cider and pizza which was vegetarian and vegetarian medium beefs and candy and lemonade and confetti and other stuff like that and Twi said surprise this is a non serious party after all and everyone was like yay and Twi was like yay best party ever and then they partied all night and after that they partied the next day too and then they partied next night and then Pinkie said that this is the best party YAY!

“You wrote a fanfiction, about us?”, Twilight asked in disbelief, holding a paper in her hands.

“Yeah, isn’t it great? It’s almost like a normal day, though Dash doesn’t see Gilda anymore, which is kinda sad, she wasn’t that bad, though she did make Fluttershy cry, which  was a bit of a bummer, but I have forgiven her! Which I think I included in the story!”, exclaimed Pinkie in a loud voice.

“Speaking of that, I think you shipped yourself with dash in here too. Not to mention about you eating poo or something.”, said Twi searching for those parts from the wall of text.

“Pfft, nonsense!”, said Pinkie pulling the paper from unicorn’s hooves. “How would I have mixed those there! I mean... that’s silly Twi!”

“Whatever you say Pinkie, whatever you say.”, Said twilight with a smirk. “But you’ll have to come by some day, I’ll teach you something important considering writing.”