QuakeScape Meets His Ex-Classmate

The next day…

The previous day passed with great joy with the party. Puke and hurl painted the floor and wall. It seems like everyone is piss-ass drunk, sleeping on the floor. The one who drank the most is QuakeScape, obviously, because the booze is his most favorite thing at a party. You might wonder how much were there? Well, over 20 bottles of beer with 90% degrees of pure alcohol. Well holy shit. But who in the right mind would bring such badass drinks? Pinkie Pie, obviously, in her expedition to the “Pinkie and the Brain” alternate universe.

Steady but slowly, Rarity wakes up:” Uhhh…if I knew those drinks would be so dreadful, I wouldn’t even sip from the glass!” How pathetic. Rarity got drunk just by taking a sip from a glass of it.

However, Twilight woke secondly, steadily and… Wham! Fell flat on her face, acquiring extra pain from the impact. With a bit of struggle, she finally wakes up. “Is ev-erypo-ny…ok? she asked.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack were out of the question, both being so drunk that you could guess they were in coma. Both of them played a drinking contest, which obviously Applejack drank four bottles of beer. However, Rainbow Dash was closer to a tie, leaving the forth bottle barely finished.

Fluttershy, amazingly, drank more than that bookworm Twilight Sparkle…two cups. Spike was just fine surprisingly, just sleeping. Oh yes, no alcohol for under 18, especially baby dragons!

And finally…QuakeScape. He was drunk as shit. He drank over 15 bottles of that beer and would of win the contest between the earth pony and pegasus. But however, he managed to respond Twilight’s question:” Give my regards to Elvis!” was all he could say, collapsing with a big thud on the floor.

Two days later…

After recovering from the painful hangovers, Twilight wanted to go to Zecora, introducing her ex-classmate.

“I hope you won’t do anything stupid.” was the only warning QuakeScape got from the lavender pony. “But first I need to pack some things for the journey” she said. Both being in her room, Quake saw something interesting on her drawer next to Twilight’s bed.

“Heheheh…I never imagine how you can clop with this thing.” said QuakeScape, gazing at a large purple stallion dildo on her drawer table.”

With a crimson blush on her face, she quickly made that thing vanish with her magic. ”That’s not your business.” she said with a large sheepish grin.” Oh look at the time! We must hurry.” said the lavender pony nervously, proceeding to grab her saddle bag.

“Yeah whatever.” he said, still not forgetting about his recent discovery.

On the way to the Everfree Forest though, a large group of ponies gathered to a stage near the city hall. The commotion was about Trixie’s second attempt to prove her awesomeness on being the best vagcian (Family Guy pun FTW!) possible.

“It is I, Trixie who will change your lives forever from the power of her great magic!” said the dark blue coted pony, with the same stupid wizard hat covering her horn.

“You stink! “ said Quake, approached to the stage.

“How- how dare you insult the great and powerful Trixie!”

“If you are so powerful, why don’t you bring here my Cacodemon friend?” said Quake with amusement.

“Very well. But with 10 bits as a price.” Said Trixie.

“Fine, but if you are fooling me, I swear I’ll blow your head into pieces!” snarled the cyberdemon handing the bits.

~Trixie mutters some incoherent magic spell bullshit~” !Ssa skcik nomedrebyC eht epacSekauQ” $hint$ Read backwords $hint$

Suddenly, out of nowhere in front of Quake, with a loud popping noise, a red spherical creature with one eye in the the center, with horns appeared. Searching around, Steven the Cacodemon was the only one to break the silence:” Where the flying fuck am I !?”

“Steve!” yelled QuakeScape.

“Oh it’s you. Where the fuck am I-“ interrupted, Quake grabbed him to perform the oldschool salute, which Steve doesn’t enjoy it at all.

“ –Wha- Put me down you dickhe--!” Too late.

*kick*

“FUUUUUUUUUU-!”

“Score!”