Derpy's, the loving and caring Mother of Dinky (and possibly some others), life has finally reached a dead end. After being fired from her job, and no where else to turn, the last straw as been turned for Derpy: She asks Twilight Sparkle in the hopes that she can fix her eyes! And by the mere look of things, it was a complete success! But with her new eyes fixed, Derpy's view (and intelligence) on life suddenly takes a drastic change, some for better, and for others, much much worse....

(A short spin-off story of my current season 3 fic. Was origionally gonna be a single chp/epi but had too much fun writing this, so turning it into another short story. Read and review about what ya like! And don't bother pointing out flaws- writing this on Yahoo, no real sense of auto-correct on it).