Getting Laid
Twilight Sparkle wants to lose her virginity; she ends up learning how everyone else lost theirs.
Having been caught conlanging by Spike, Twilight Sparkle realises that she seriously needs to get laid.
To aid in this endeavour, she decides to learn just how everypony else did.
Contains beards, Flutterdash, asexual pornstar Applejack and potentially disturbing content in the form of explicit anecdotes.
19898 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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9 Chapters:
- Qualia 2012-11-28 10:08:59 UTC2640
- Quantacumque 2012-11-28 10:09:28 UTC3091
- Quemadmodum 2012-11-21 20:34:29 UTC2894
- Quatenus 2012-11-23 21:19:11 UTC3453
- Quomodonam 2012-11-25 09:29:31 UTC1604
- Quamdiutinus 2012-11-26 21:00:52 UTC1296
- Quemindignus 2012-12-03 01:02:59 UTC2983
- Quamobrem 2012-12-04 21:05:42 UTC1214
- Interregnum 2012-12-06 02:15:50 UTC723