Discords Handgina - The Gangbang Explosion Of Sadistic Throbbing Gloom!
“Where is Willis yall?” Applejack fought through to the annunciation of her pressured being and violated pinkies bubble of lol with that repercussion of a knowledgable emote of wondering fear. “like cause I have pony howdy found this fucking thing in his room when we were playing snoop on people you love earlier.” She held up a blind bag of herself and the loathing in her hoof twisted into ethereal curls of fear and worriment as she beheld the item for all of her and Pinkie Pie that were there.
(It was a blind bag Prince Martin Willis had brought through the portle with him. Since he had brought one of each of the mane six because they are awesome and he was a brony before falling into Equestria and becoming the protecter of the mane six and king of portles)
“It looks like a toy except it is of me and there is one of you in there too! And all of the mane six too yall!”Applejack bucked the sky and when she plastered them back into the dirt that was the road of Ponyvile her legs budged left of their own seductive and sweat slipped accord. And her fur glided in orange tufts to intertwine in the skin and hair of Pinkie Pie. “I think he is learnin the craft of Zecora and she has taught him the spell of fucking slaughter off our heads by making voodoo dolls of tini form and exact nature! If in he were to move these liken we would have to do whatever and he probably intends to force fuck us to death!” She sipped the cider. “Or what if it is a life stealer to stick us in the toys for zombie toys yall?”
“Fing that sucks tehe my antiballs!” Pinkie snorted and her mucus embraced her nose hair and made the feeling of an orgasm within her ticklesh nose from the power of laughter. Suddenly the thought deep struck her and she broke down! And she spat forth the evolution of all the black stars soaring with intrepid and carosive mind lines of hair on Nightmare Moon of her inner thoughts. “Fucking oh no tehe!” She laughed to try and outscare the gloominess that was possessing her with sheer brilliance of defiant sane carelessness and shrugging. “I dont believe he would haha make dolls of us to control would he tehe?” She began to break down and not even the hair lovemaking of applejacks orange hair becoming one with heres could save her.
The pink bouncy hair of immediate ecstacy that was the proof of her pink power deflated like an elastic scream and she became Pinkiemeanie Diane Pie!
Applejack pulled out Pinkies tongue to check for the spots and rubbed it along between her two front legs adn she spit into Pinkies ear rubbing it with her hoof and then Pinkie did the same and they rubbed it on each other as a sex pleaser and tehy licked each other on the but and they made amazing love.
"I am not helpable!" Pinkie screamed sticking a hoof to bob down to the neck jiggler in Applejacks throat and Applejack had a mouthgasm and Pinkie saw it and was satisfied herself too.
"Bucking no! Sugercube no that is not the way to ponder these things! Yall are thinking way to deep and it is causing you to go insane!” Applejack quickly rubbed the butt slot and line of giggling pony pride that was Pinkies plot but she was too late. She broke her for good maybe with the possible knowledge of Willis voodoo.
Pinke ran off with a skip of sadness. “Fucking life is gay and if Willis is planning to kill me then I am off to learn better voodoo but first ponder why the sudden hate and get my insane party back together!” She cried with tears that caused the apples near the house of Willis to wilt from their rad texture to a mushy grumpy pile of turd fruit that dripped with little. “ughs.” As it matched her tears and tumbled epicly to crash onto the dirt road.
Applejack eyed the toy and sighed. “Willis why the voodoo yall we love you!” She teared and when her eyes met the etched face of her own green eyes of the toy she braced for some life thoughts that would be deeper than any confrontation. So that she could figure out what it was as just a toy to celebrate as brony of mane six love and not something bad.
(Willis meanwhile iss gone way away with his Wife Twilight at Granny with the Sweet Apple Acres trying to figure out his issues of self at not maybe being right in ponyville as a pony and that is why he wasnt at his and Twilights house the library oak and his stuff was snooped by Applejack and the problem happened.)
“Fucking this is so horrible!” Pinkiemeanie leapt into the air and with one hoof she boob rubbed herself to a quick jumpgasm of calming nature. So she could dissect the meaning of possibly losing all her friends and becoming a toy or even dying with voodoo. “I must assemble the insane party for the forbidden.” Her crooked laughter shook the woods and melted plants in a way that made them scream like a gryphon whose tail has been ripped into a cloud by angry cloud wasps.
“Um dont kill the um flowers please Pinkie!” Fluttershy was standing by the dead plants summoned by their dying cries and resilient grasping leaves that clutched at the air for life. “Um whatever is Um troubling you Um it cant be UM that bad UM!” She stuck a hoof against pinkies flattened and sheet like hair and rubbing her own hair against the plants to hair fuck them alive she gave Pinkie a lick on the ear of seduction. “Is it um all better!” She went all cute and hugged her friend.
“No!” Pinkie threw her into Rainbow Dash who had shown up with Tank and Angle bunny who were fighting.
“Sup said.” Rainbow Dash said holding one angry pet in each hand. “Pinkie why are you all emo again is it because we havent made love with Willis again today?” Throwing the fighting pets onto the ground for Fluttershy to referee their fight. (They were fighting over who got to watch her make love and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy had been watching closely as judges of it all to keep it fair. It had to be started when Tank was slowly rubbing himself down the forest mansion stares and Angel caught him and kicked him across the room to bounce off of everything. Like haardened violin solos he screeched with a slow "gloooooooomp!" and squetealared to a stop in front of the triumphant bunny. Then angel challenged him using bunny sign language and they began to tear at each other with breaking reprecussions that tickled the papery attitude of each one in a progressive flurry of charming digression.)
Rainbow dash ran and kissed Pinkie Pie licking her butt cheeks and her dirty hooves and she grabbed pinkies hoof and placed it on her nipple rings like the other pony loved. And they made quick love and Fluttershy watched and watched the fighting pets. Who stopped a moment from fighting having a minimoment truce so to watch the love their eyes clowing at the prospect of it all.
Pinkie screamed as she was at the happiest moment of loving her girlfriend and pressing her eyes against the others tail hair she shouted. “Shut up I know you dont love me because I have achieved meanness and of knowing it completely!” Then she ran to her house at the cookie palace.
Rainbow did a rainboom of sadness. and She swung her mane about and the hair sucked the velvet currents of the breeze into itself. Rippling her mane to appear as if the storm of her tears flying back at her face. At seeing her girlfriend Pinkie upset had created its rainbow hue and glowing property. “Pinkie what the fuck!” She shouted into nothingness and it echoed back at her etching futility and silence deeper upon her. “We are each others loves why!” Then she yawned and went back to reffinfor the fight between the pets with Fluttershy.
Fluttershy but kissed Rainbow back to being ok and then they made love and sighed with judgemental attitude at their fluking pets. “Um this is not um going to end um soon and that um sucks.” She rolled her eyes and shyly licked herself clean from Rainbows greasy love like a cat. (since she learned that from Opal the pet of Rarity)
“We should make them race for who gets to see!” Rainbow said careing not and separating the pets she kicked them into a quick run. “Now win for fucking views and the rights to be sexy in the presence of your owner!” Fluttershy opened her mouth to protest since she was not a slutpuppit but it was too late. They disintegrated into thin air and ran away.
“Fucking um you are an um asshole Rainbow Dash!” She cried addn used the stare to stone her but rainbow had half flown away to air watch things with a penetrating gaze that cracked the soil of the earth peered beyond the lava of the ground and shot through to the throbbing fears of all ponies so only her tail turned to stone. “Um get back here um you ass hole um!” Fluttershy ran after her and tackling her to the ground the two ponies began to get into a fighting and lickinggasm contest of their own. "Take this um freaking flurry for um fighting forever freak um!" Fluttershy softly pushed the mane of Rainbow Dash out of her eyes and slap jiggled the cheeks of rainbow softly in a ticklish way and then she licked the spot so it would not turn red and hurt."
"Then take this!" Said rainbow gut punching the long haired ponie and licking her boobs so fast Fluttershy whined and orgasmed.
"Um that is freaking um hot and sexy um but unwanted you!" She then twisted in a U shape the belly ring of rainbow and made the thbbbt sound on her belly making Dash orgasm too. And their fight went on to get meaner!
Suuddenly Pinkie was in her house and she had assembled all of the insane party for a deep emotional and private anti bad friends fuck. She grabbed Sir Lintsalot and he laughed. “let me feed off of your sweaty love shame!” He googled and stuffed himself into Pinkiemeanie Diane Pies nipples and belly button to orgasm her from the inside.
“Dont forget me!” Evily licked the lips of Mr turnip and Pinkiemeanie lifted him up to her ear and he began to drop his seeds into her earholes while licking her face and sticking a root under her eyelids to pleasure her back parts at the eye. Pinkameanie Diane Pie giggled and started to feel good. “You are the best friends! She bad laughed not the healing kind and grabbing her favorite insane party person. Madame Le Flour. Pinkiemeanie blasted her with boob juice and began to turn into cookies that make people lifegasm when eaten. “This will make Willis love us again.” She cried between the pleasure and Rocky being evil saw her sadness and began to shoot little pebbles all over her but and tail and between her hooves where it was hard to clean off.
Nightmare Moon and Derpy Hooves suddenly appeared called when they saw. To ref the lick fight of Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. Who were still fighting because they each wanted their pet to win their love fight. “Watch what you are doing Rainbow Dash!” Derpy said all normal and it made Nightmare Moon recoil.
“DUDE LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN DISCORDED INTO BEING SMART HAVENT YOU!” She whispered softly to avoid her fears becoming a reality despite their plain existance and before Derpy could contain her (because discord made her a servant.) And she ran away to Canterlot for her sisters help.
Derpy laughed and rubbing the bubbles on her but she sighed. Such was the way of life and if her lot had now been changed what was she to defend the emphatic possession of insane traits that daunted her and broke her majestically and quite openly into the hearts of all that beheld her wisdom withheld glory? If discord ruined it she was nto to pain the everfree with her cries instead she accepted fate and glanced the bow of chance to circle arrows back upon fates own back and crush him with her unstoppable nature. “I am Derpy.” She said. “Even if I am smart now.” Then watching the fight she bitchsmacked Flutershy. “No effing biting boobs that is pure mean and not cool fighting plea.”
Spike watched Nightmare Moon go and Derpy ref. (He had showed up hearing the fighting lovegasms to watch it all since rarity was away being fashionably late) His jaw dropped. “This must mean…” He cast his flames into the dirt and writhing up his scales he beat the song of chaos from his veins to summon the king of evil weird. “Discord! You half good lover show yourself I know you have come back to fuck with me!” He screeched. “I know you are back because I can smell your dragon in you using the secret of dragon whiff and a hunch!”
“Lol you think too much of yourself fuckwad dragon that pees blood and then laps it up with a bendy straw and then loogies it out into surreal tree bark paintings!” Discord appeared and he hid one hand behind himself. Because. “You are merely my first test subject of my new pony destroyer!”
“Fuck you discord I am best fucking friend of Willis.” His flames balled heat in a way that made the clouds become scorched and turn into ash to disappear in the sky instead of making rain. “I did not get that title for nothing! So prepare yourself for another crosseyed asskicking!” He said laughing at the now distraught and self conscious dragonhorsething.
“I will make you et those words like a hot burrito that you did not want but the order taker at the taco bell was a dick and ignored you anyway adding the hot sauce to spite you because he is a dumb loser and thinks it is funny to be a dumb loser!” Then bringing forth his hand he laughed. “Behold! MY! HANDGINA OF PONY!”
Spike dropped his jaw and fell to his knees. The earth cried as it tried to hold him up and he moaned an oh noe. “Oh no.” He moaned.
Discord had cut off his hand and replaced it with a chaos one of the worst kind. Five pony bodies without heads and complete with cutie marks wiggled around as fingers on his new hand. They lifted their hooves as he brought it to face Spike and they began to rubbing each of the others boobs and to cry out in ecstasy despite not having mouths. They connected evily with wriggles at the palm which was…………….. A giant girl place all five pony bodies shared and that had gotten all wet from the turned on fingers rubbing each other constantly. “Check it out.” Discord grinned and made the aha face at spike and stuck out his tongue. “This takes ponies and turns them into the greatest of their sexual wishes into truth. The giant handgina swallows ponies whole!” He brought it to his face and licked the girl part making the pony fingers become halted in place with such immense pleasure. “And then!” he brought it towards Spike and spread the palm wide. “It squishes them to death while drowning them in pee before eating them in a full body orgasm inside of it!”
Spike almost had an orgasm just from looking at it. “Oh yeah well I am Spike!” he breathed “You will not defeat me.” He breathed deep. “I am a motherfucking fire breathing ass rending boob hunting bitch loving pony dating love guzzling tongue licking finger fucking ass breathing son of thunder and a scorpion combined to violence! That will create the heat to spawn demented unrest within any who dare cross my self imposed ease to prevent unneeded death!”
He breathed.
“I hate you to the most deepest rends of out in in space and beyond to the worlds that are undescovred in our univuers. You are like an ass to unstone yourself and try to become king here! I am not you slav! I will not become your sex toys first victim! I am the black clawed son of death and a valcano that insisted to fuck the boobs of a cock that violates your mom on nonpony earth where Martin Willis is from with a plunger and a rake from the ass of her to the deep cock of your best friend Sombra hissing spoons of vomit into the crevice that is your pathetic but hugging life! i am a violent tornado ripping the shreds of this world and piecing the happines of ponies into a thin web of peace that i protect by belching magic flames to a princess and her favorite tought pony! Because i am the universe hugger and i keep the ponies happy and out of fear. i am the cutest long tongued tiny loved gift to rarity that ever shined like diamonds. I am the calm before a roar that shatters the peace of each one of your deep seated real life issues!”
He breathed.
I am spike the dragon." he breathed deep. "i am your worsst nightmare when you cannot wake up and i haunt you by pushing you into the tracks of a train that wont stop and i am the chainsaw of vulgar giddy laughter that violates your tongue when you wake up! i am a tear that will not be seen! i am your only love when she is naked in the shower and you are not at home and so i fuck her. I am the worst possible enemy to have and i am not your friend! It is that you were destroyed within my fire that is grasped in deadness! You scelch breathed foul fucking chum fingered tit slipper puke generating slime slapping grim diced wipe pig with a cross eyed discord chain balled dick for breath fly wing chewing fridge living crude slumming fashion fail! You ate three hundred ant hill and to spit out bugs you pissed blood and licked it up with a thumb nail from the clogged outhouse at the farm where applejack and the other apple ponies live. you suck boobs like they are melons going rotten in your dirt flung sideways cracked finger slots and secretly you cant kiss for shit you you faggot craved hair snotter fuck trotting pony dragon eagle from shit world of that hangs you from a fly catching trash dump but hug.
He breathed once more so deeply his tail shook and his scales flayed in brillient splendar and beauty.
“I am a lover guzzling mud smuggling fire cheating death beating face fucking cock monster battling the sky for who gets seen first! When terror strickes I smack it ion into the motherfucking past like a weiner shoving pinstriped exterestial beast from the fourth dimension of dick weavers with breath made of shiver slipped metal and hair forged from dreams and the blood of ten billion slave ponies deep in transit! For i shatter diamonds with my weakest tooth and I split the fucking earth with my tail and any bitchpony with my pleasure seeking viral leaking saliva streaking purple dotted juggernut spliced sliced tongue of rage! You can suck my bird saving ass raving tick tock slut clock dick rock with your brown dot cleansing mouth hole that sucks on my shoes golden turd!s You gross flung shower smudge pimple zit fart reek fucking tiny dicked thick skulled balls deep between my clawed left third toe from the inside squeezing out your babies to their motherfucking doom!
Discord fell onto his ass such was his rage at being belittled. “Dude what the fuck that is effing harsh!” wiping a tear he lifted the handgina to the sky and the pony bodies wiggled about in prepared happiness. “If that is how you feel then prepare to die! And when you do I will laugh deeply.” Then he brought the palm part down to envelop Spike Who shot his own tongue out to battle the five fingered pony body and the palm of discords latest evil trick.
Back at canterlot Nightmare Moon was getting her own protection from discord from ponyville from her sister. “SISTER DUDE I KNOW YOU AND WILLIS WANT TO MAKE CHOCLATE LOVE LIKE I DO SO IN EXCHANGE FOR TEACHING YOU HOW TO. YOU MUST GIVE ME YOUR BOOB MAGIC BOOK THAT WILL LIKE TEACH ME TO FUCKING BOOB HUG ALL OF AQUESTRIA FROM DISCORDS CHAOS!”
“My student sister that is a deal!” Said Celest totally shocked because Nightmare Moon always gloated she would never share it because it was her thing. She put down the gilded pipe of queenliness that smoked the room to intangible fragrance of trees whipped to dance and sing: "who snaps
inside tiny pots
and burn into smoking
and dissapears
to be ash!"
Nightmare Moon whisperyellscreamshouted hurridly into Celests ear the secret and Lessy giggled and covered her mouth at the shockingness. “Here is the book my student.” She blushed. “And thanks I know he will love this and I am off to see him now.” And she flow to ponyville to meet Willis at the apple farm.
Grabbing the book Nightmare Moon floated to the top of canterlot and began to chant. “BOOBS DUDES BEISH BIGICUS AND PROTECT FROMISH CHAOS.” At first nothing happened and she shouted. “WHAT THE FUCK BOOBS!” Then suddenly faster than ever her boobs began to stretch and all six of them came alive and she began to hoof gasm them into such a length that they started to stretch with such speed and virility and wrapped around the world a million times to hide it from Discord and his probable mean Gryphon invasion (cause he thinks they are chaos rad) “THIS WAS SO WORTH TELLING CELEST HOW TO EAT A CHOCOLATE BAR SEXILY!” She screamed! and began to fuck all of Equestria for the final part of the spell to protect it from chaos.
The magic had made her world sized and slipping ponyville into her girl parts and Manehatten into her but hole she began to screw the pony world. She licked canterlot and it rubbed her night sky hair pulling the stars into it and it began to erupt and the earth shot volcanos of orgasm and rainclouds of dripping love juice all over as the stars of her mane and tail connected. Her boobs squeezed tighter as they both came closer and the world shouted “MY LITTLE PONY HUZZAH!” as it came and Nightmare Moon collapsed against it her boob milk becoming oceans and her lower abdomen was sucking on ponyville. and all the ponies everywhere in the world of Equestria began to stop whatever and make love as their worlds orgasm juices mixed with Nightmare Moons and touched them.
“Dont stop after once please!” Pleaded Equestria magicked into protection now.
“FOOLISH WORLD ONCE IS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME.” She laughed and pulling ponyville out replaced it with the larger Canterlot in her girl place. “I CAN LAST FOREVER!” Screamed Nightmare Moon and Equestria with Celests magic of protection spell that had been cast by Nightmare Moon cheered and orgasmed so much.
Back in Ponyville and recognizing the magic that was taking place she cast apple magic on pRince Martin Willis turning him into two different copies of himself. “When the love juice touches you you must make love to yourself that is the only way to heal your selfless worth issues! So you can learn the awesomeness of being loved by yourself and the favor it is. To the ponies of Ponyville and the mane six that that is your cutie mark power and what you do for them. And why we need you here in our world and not in the one you are from.”
Twilight nodded her agreement and her and Granny Smith sat back to watch and eat apple pie while Willis made love.
“Well um” he licked himself and grabbed his hands pulling his hair against him. “You are such a good kisser me!” then he put himself into each of his buts and rubbing his eyes across his mane and licking the ears and neck of himself started to screw himself and he double orgasmed.
“You are right this is what I needed!” He sighed. Then explaining he had to meet Lessy at their house he got Twilights permission to fuck the princess and ran off to do it.
Suddenly back at Spiek was crying. The walls of discords handgina were crushing him and he cried and rubbed at the corners. His tongue had been burned out long ago by the hands unbelievable amount of lovetaking. “I must use my secret then.” He brought his eyes to the sticky mushy floor and his black claws glowed.
Discord laughed. “You are SCREWED (GET IT :D) to deth now that you are out of moves.” Although secretly he was glad because it was getting scary close and his chaos powers he put into the hand had been almost taken all up.
“You are right!” Whispered Spike. “But now I have one secret move never shown to even ponies. It is called Spikes sex bomb of dragon studliness that fucks to destruction what his dick doth touch!” His palms became jelly and they melted into him and his claws still glowing expelled silent green heat of flaming passion. “I will outfuck you yet!” he grinned and in his eyes the vehement pressure of forgotten ages. What is the reason why dragons are to be considered the power that ends even ponies if they werent lazy appeared.” His dick shot out and covering up the entire palm it blasted with flames a billion times every second making Discords writhing sex hand orgasm five times every second.
“FACE THE FUCKENING OF ME!” “GHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” His psychic war yell spewed forth and Discord cried.
“Stop you will break myy fucking hand!” Discord tried to pull Spike out but he was fucking to fast and in the handgina too deep. “Dont fuck my hand away please it was the last of my chaos power and I can not get more because Nightmare Moon just cut me off because she is being a whiny scaredy cat bitch!”
“No I wont and prepare for the worst hand fucking part ever to be cast eventually now!” Screeched Spike his panting form barely pausing between thrusts of psychic wishfulfillment. “This is the most vile and powerful part.” Then grinning in good evilness he cast it out. “I am going to come!”
The handgina started rattling and Discord felt his cross eyes drop in sadness. “No not that!”
But it happened. Spike covered the inside of the handgina and got shot out spraying his juice everywhere. “Take all of me!” he chuckled and went to sleep from the energy used.
“OERHERININFEINGIONLSANBGKBGKAAAA!” The hand moaned and the fingers jerked into one epic finale writhenationess then stopped and it died of oversex.
“Now go away and hang yourself like a bitch!” Spike said karate kicking the fading form of Discord away. Then he ran to Twilights house to get some sleep.
The mane six had already gotten there and Pinkiemeanie was passing out the life cookies made from her boob juice and Madame Le Flour to protect from willis zombie takeover that she had perceived the toys to be. “Everyone take one or he will steal yoru life from you tehe!”
Suddenly willis appeared (he had stopped to make chocolate bar sex with celest and that is why Twilight and the mane six had beat him to the house.) with Lessy and Nightmare Moon (who no longer needed to boob hug the world of Equestria now that she sensed Discord had been defeated) and Spike and the two racing pets angel bunny and tank (who decided rather than fight to screw each other and make self love when they watched fluttershy have sex) and eyeing the crying Applejack holding his blindbag toy sighed.
“Yall arent going to take our minds and turn us into toy zombies with these are ya?” She sniffled and sipped the cider.
“No they are toys to celebrate your awesomeness.” Said Willis. “Ask Spike I told him too.” Spike gave the thumbs up to show that it was good and Applejack sighed relieved.
“Yahoo yall I was so pony howdy worried you hated us now!”
Pinkiemeanie Diane Pie who heard became Pinkie Pie again and giggled. “I knew you loved us!”
“Yep.” Said Willis. “And thanks to making love to myself I have learned that it is awesome to love you and for you to be loved!” Gripping all their buts he licked each of the mane six and both the princesses boobs.
Then they all made love and Nightmare Moon whose boobs were still long and ropelikish grabbed and made sure everyone was pleasured in a sex ball and spike and the other two pets watched and made love to themselves while the ponys made love.
Back at the corner of his lair discord crying watched the mane six through his orb and getting aroused said. “At least I have fixed my hand to fight spike again.” Then he made love to himself with it.
(Also the reason they were all fighting was because of the chaos that had been spread before Nightmare Moon contained it by Discord.)
THE END.
“That was my dream spikey wikey.” Said Rarity kisshugging him. “And it is all thanks to the awesome latest fashion item I have made for when willis is away. Pointing to her plot she let Spike see and he opened his eyes in shock and kissed his girlfriend in their fashion house. “Is that what I think it is?” He awed over it.
Rarity showed it too him and smiled. “It is my fashion parasprite fake Willis weenie. It is made from a thousand of the vibrating little bugs and when they eat your juices it gets bigger and better.” She grinned. “I will make one for you out of part of this one a little later now go back to sleep I want to dream again.”
“You are the best girlfriend ever except for Prince Martin Willises girlfriend because he is the greatest pony ever.”
“She giggled.” I know. And then they slept.
“That was the day of yesterday in Ponyville dear diary.” Said rarity in the diary of her that Applejack was reading. “yall that is some weird dream and all but I am glad it helped her come up with the latest greatest fashion toy pony howdy.” Applejack sipped the cider and put the diary down. “No wonder she did not want me to read her diary.” Then she went and grabbed the toy of her willis had given her (Because they really did have blindbags he brought over) and made it applebuck her bonsai apple tree. She sipped the cider. “Life in ponyville is always exciting.” She said giggling and making the toy put the apples that fell down into a tini bucket. “But I wouldnt want to be anywhere else.”
