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                I'm a filly, what is this?                 
                      -by Sandalwood-                      
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                       Toodles Dawg                        
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Toodles Dawg
Boba Fett flies through the air, Coco casually riding on his back. The air is quickly heating as they approach Mt Doom. Coco stands tall on Boba's back, staring down the volcano as his hair blows gracefully in the wind.
“It's a good day to die!” Coco snarls against the growing heat waves coming from the boiling lake.
In the distance, a large rock flying into view. As it quickly approaches Coco, Ali can be seen atop it.
“Don't you dare!” she shouts, pulling out a bowl and dumping in five dozen eggs. As she mixes the buck out of them, a beam of phallic light erupts from it after Coco.
“Do you even lift?” Coco yells back as he removes his cello. He wastes no time in sliding his bow across the strings so fast that sonic rainbooms burst forth from every chord.
Boba looses no speed as Coco viciously fights off Ali's onslaught of shining members. In a matter of seconds, Ali fails in her attempts to keep him from reaching the volcano. Coco cranes his neck to peer over its edge, seeing googly eyes popping up from the lava, laying down a sick base line.
In that moment of distraction, Ali's attack hits Coco, knocking away his cello and cutting off of his hand. “Yoooooooo!” Coco screams, as he leaps through the air onto Ali's flying rock. “I'm a go bazonks on yo flank!”
Coco swings out at her, forcing Ali to drop her bowl to hold him off. “Why Coco! Why are you doing this?” She cries out, tears off blood streaming down her face.
“It was all just to get your attention Ali! Forget about your boyfriend, date me!” He proclaims, dropping his offense. He places a hand on her shoulder.
“I loved you all along! We're the perfect ship!” she beams back, embracing him tightly.
“Wait a sec.” Coco hesitates. “You're not even a unicorn, how are you floating this rock?”
“I dunno. It was just kinda working.”
The two look down to see the rock suddenly fall from the air.  They look back at one another, as they fall swiftly to their doom. They join in a passionate kiss, breaking it just moments before their plummet into the lava. Coco gazes deep into Ali's eyes, softly speaking his last words to his new beloved. “Toodles dawg.”
Then they all bucked.