Twilight Sparkle's "More Than Friendship" Reports

Princess Celestia sat in front of her fireplace on her floor, reflecting on the events of the day. Royal documents, Royal letters, Royal approvals, blah blah blah. Every day was the same to Princess Celestia, and she hated it. The Sun Princess sipped her hot cocoa, wondering why she wasn't sleeping at the moment. Life was exhausting and boring as a princess, and sometimes Celestia would get the feel that she was all alone in the world. Celestia looked at her cup of cocoa lovingly.

"Hot cocoa, you are my only friend." she said, taking a large sip of the rich, delicious liquid. "Ah, if only there was something to do..."

Princess Celestia had already received a letter from her star pupil this week, so she knew that she should not be expecting one until the next week. Even though Twilight's reports did not make much sense often times, Princess Celestia thought that it was great to hear about all of the amusing quests and dilemmas her star pupil got into. Princess Celestia decided to close her eyes for a bit. Maybe she would fall asleep and dream about the things she wished she could do... Just as the princess began to drift off, a harsh hissing sound invaded her ears.

Princess Celestia jumped to her hooves as a green flame shot in through her window. "What? Twilight already sent a letter this week..." the princess said out loud, baffled. The flame materialized into a roll of paper and landed on the floor quietly. Celestia approached the paper cautiously, then bent down to sniff it. She didn't know why, but she had developed a habit of sniffing things she was curious about.

Celestia recoiled from what she smelled there. It was a smell she had learned of long ago, and had not smelled it since, but it was a smell that no mare could forget. It was the smell of sex. It hurt to admit it, but the smell of sex made Celestia long to do it herself. But who was this from? Princess Celestia opened up the letter, curious to see who had sent it. The first three words made the princess drop the letter instantly. Dear Princess Celestia,

Celestia backed away a few steps, shocked that this could possibly be from her star pupil. Princess Celestia's eyes widened with horror. Twilight would never have sex! "Oh my... Twilight must have been raped!" Princess Celestia gasped, outraged that somepony would rape anypony as serene and intelligent as Twilight. The princess was about to call her guards, but then remembered that Twilight was one of the most powerful unicorns in Equestria. So rape was out of the question. Princess Celestia approached the letter even more curiously this time, picking the letter up and taking care not to drop it.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Tonight was probably one of the greatest nights I have ever had. Pinkie Pie had invited me over to Sugarcube Corner to help her sell cupcakes and other delicious pastries, but the night got a whole lot tastier after Sugarcube Corner closed for the day...

Princess Celestia walked over to her doors and opened them quickly. Two Royal Guards stood on duty outside, Princess Celestia planned on dismissing them immediately, however. "Guards, I would like my hall to be off limits for a while. I have a lot of concentrating to do, and I can afford absolutely NO distractions. Is that understood?" she asked. The guards nodded their heads. "As you wish, Princess." said one of the guards, and they began to walk down the hallway. Princess Celestia looked in both directions of her hallway, then smiled. Nopony was around anymore. Celestia quickly pulled her head back into her bedroom and closed the doors behind her.

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"Bro, did you see how red her face was?" asked one of the guards as they turned the corner of Celestia's hall.

"Pfft, we know what she's doing!" the other one replied. The two friends walked in silence for a few moments before one of the guards spoke again.

"D-do you ever think about fucking Princess Celestia?" the first guard asked cautiously. The other one chuckled.

"Every day, bro. Too bad she's clopping. I wouldn't mind pounding that ass." the second guard responded. The first guard shifted around uncomfortably.

"It's kind of awkward having a boner in the presence of another male..." he said. The other guard smiled.

"No shit. That should be the first thing you try to control after you join the Royal Guard." the second guard answered his friend. The two guards continued to walk in silence for a while until the first guard piped up again.

"D-do you ever think about screwing Luna?"

* * *

Princess Celestia plopped down on her floor and levitated Twilight's letter over to herself. She had not even read anything explicit, yet she already felt a light moistness developing between her legs. Celestia brought the letter up to her face and continued from where she left off.

"Order up!" I said, pulling two cupcakes out of the oven and putting them on a tray. A large stallion walked over to the counter and claimed the cupcakes. After paying Pinkie, the stallion walked back over to his table where his marefriend was waiting for the tasty treat. I felt myself blush when the stallion leaned over and kissed his marefriend with tongue. I can't help it, but whenever I see a couple kissing or showing any type of romance toward eachother, it always makes me jealous for some reason. Anyway, I could see that it was getting dark outside. It was time for Sugarcube Corner to close for the day.

"We're closing in ten minutes!" Pinkie shouted from her place at the register beside me. The ponies in the shop began to disperse quietly after a few minutes. Before I knew it, it was just me and Pinkie in Sugarcube Corner, all alone...

While she was reading, Celestia had allowed her right forehoof to slide down to her clit, which was now considerably more moist than it was earlier. She had began to rub the sensitive area softly, reminiscing in the extraordinary feel of it. "It's been so long since I've done this..." the princess gasped, enjoying the smoothness of her hoof against her wet pussy. Celestia continued to read whilst pleasuring herself.

"Twilight, do you ever feel jealous of the mares and stallions that are courting eachother?" Pinkie asked me. I was kind of shocked, actually. Pinkie Pie had never shown any type of romantic feelings toward anypony, so why would she bring it up now?

"Sometimes." I admitted sheepishly, lowering my head for a moment. The couple from earlier had looked so wonderful together, and it kind of made me long for somepony that I wanted to be with as well, whether it be a stallion or a mare.

"Did you see that happy couple earlier, Twilight?" Pinkie asked, looking at me directly. I nodded my head.

"I did, Pinkie. Why do you ask?" I questioned the bubbly pink mare. She was kind of cute actually. Why did I just notice this? Her curly mane was pretty sexy, and the way her hips and curves were placed was very attractive as well, not to mention her plot...

Suddenly Pinkie asked me a very strange question. "Twilight, have you ever... experimented with other mares?" she asked me. Usually this kind of question would disturb me slightly, but Pinkie was my friend, and I answered her question as I would answer any other question.

"Nope." I replied evenly, looking the party pony dead in the eye. Her next move surprised me, however. Without warning, she leaned toward me and opened her mouth. I was not expecting to react the way I did. Without hesitation, I leaned forward and met Pinkie's kiss, finally knowing what it felt like to have somepony else's tongue inside of my mouth; let me tell you, it's the greatest feeling in the world...

"Oh Twilight, I know just how you feel..." Princess Celestia said aloud, still pleasuring her marehood generously.

While I was kissing Pinkie, I realized that it seemed to last forever, yet not long enough. It was a strange feeling, probably like failing a test for the first time... er, more like the moment when the elements of harmony rescued Luna from Nightmare Moon's grasp. Anyway, Pinkie was forcing me back into the kitchen steadily with the force of her kiss. Pretty soon my plot had hit the counter, and Pinkie was ready to take it to a whole new level.

As soon as Pinkie stopped kissing me, she flicked her tongue out and licked my horn. As if I wasn't horny enough already, that totally just made me quiver with ecstasy. I felt my legs tremble beneath me, and I felt my marehood grow even more moist. "Unh... Pinkie, keep doing that... p-please." I choked out through my ride of sexual pleasure. Pinkie smiled and began to run her tongue along the bottom of my horn slowly.

"Oh..." I gasped, my legs trembling under my body. I felt like I was going to collapse, but this was just too good. I could not take the risk of falling and waking up from the dream I was in. Pinkie had slowly slid her tongue up to the tip of my horn, and now slid it between her lips. The jolt of pleasure was so sudden and intense, I almost bucked the counter behind me. Pinkie slowly let my horn slip into the far depths of her mouth, almost fully engulfing it. If I thought that the tongue-sliding was good, I had no idea what this would be like. Pinkie deep-throated my horn repeatedly, drawing me closer and closer to climax.

"A-ah!" I gasped out, on the very verge of cumming. Without thinking, I reached for my soaking pussy with my hoof, rubbing it rapidly once I had my hoof on it. Now I was getting pleasured from my horn and my vagina. I was already close to climaxing, so this maneuver threw me over the roof. "PINKIE, I'M CUMMING!" I screamed, shooting my sex fluids from both my horn and vagina. Pinkie's mouth was quickly filled with my horn cum, and my hoof was covered in my vagina juices. Pinkie swallowed the cum, downing it all in one gulp. I collapsed on the floor in my sex juice, panting like I had just ran the longest mile ever.

"How did that feel, Twilight?" Pinkie asked me, giving my horn one more gentle lick. A bit more cum came out, and Pinkie lapped it up eagerly.

"That was great, Pinkie." I replied through my panting.

"Great! Now it's my turn!" the pink party pony exclaimed happily, jumping up and down. Pinkie laid down against the counter on her back and spread her legs open. I could see that her marehood was drenched in her juices, so I didn't want to keep her waiting long. I crept closer to the pink pussy, thinking of how well it matched with Pinkie's body. As soon as I was close enough, I let my tongue slip into Pinkie's vagina. My friend grunted in pleasure, grabbing my head with her hooves, wanting me to go faster. I let Pinkie's juices envelop my taste buds and flood my mouth. It was absolutely delicious. The only thing that could make this better was...

"Pinkie, hold on." I said after drawing my tongue out of Pinkie's pussy. She complained a little, but stopped once she figured out that I was doing something that would make the event even better. I quickly spotted some stray cupcakes on the counter and levitated them over. Gathering the frosting off one, I spread it over Pinkie's genitals, getting sprinkles and purple frosting all over Pinkie's vagina and ass. I then began to lick her pussy again, slower this time to taste the new mixture. It was probably one of the best things I had ever tasted. I wouldn't be forgetting it, that was for sure!

Pinkie grabbed my head again, forcing my face nose into her vagina's walls. It was hard to breathe, but my tongue could delve even deeper into Pinkie's marehood. I extended my tongue as far as I could, knowing that I was doing something right when Pinkie moaned and pulled my head with even greater force. I must have hit her g-spot. I continued to lick the area rapidly as I needed to breathe again. If I could just hold off until Pinkie came, I would get a faceful of her lust cream, and that sounded like a great idea. I could definitely tell that Pinkie was close to climaxing. She was slamming my head into herself with no force that I had felt before, and I could feel her vaginal walls begin to tremble. Just a little more...

Princess Celestia clopped rapidly, sliding the tip of her hoof into her pink, juicy lips faster than Rainbow Dash could fly. Her bodily fluids spread out in front of her, staining the red royal carpet with a dark crimson spot. "AAAAAHHH!" Princess Celestia shouted her pleasure to the kingdom, squirting her sex juice onto the side of her bed as well as some more of the carpet. Princess Celestia licked her hoof once she was done cumming. It had been so long since she had tasted another mare's juices, let alone her own. Even though she had already came, she figured she might as well finish the letter.

Pinkie's body spasmed in ecstasy as her vagina did the same, expelling her sweet essence all over my face. I basked in the flavor of cum and frosting as both were mixed in my mouth. I pulled my nose and tongue out of Pinkie, gasping for air. Pinkie was staring at me with an expression that nopony had ever had for me before; the expression of love. That is, until something snapped her out of it.

"Pinkie, we're home!" called Mrs. Cake.