Twilight Sparkle's "More Than Friendship" Reports

by Star Plasma

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Sex, Big Macintosh, Random, Princess Celestia, Main 6
Length: 9179

Princess Celestia is shocked when she receives sexual letters from Twilight. But they're sexy.

Princess Celestia is sitting in her room one night, just enjoying the heat from her fireplace while sipping on a cup of hot cocoa. The heat in her room intensifies as a green flame shoots through her window. The heat in the room becomes even MORE intense as Celestia opens the letter and begins to read it. Would Twilight Sparkle really do such dirty things? Much to her dismay, Princess Celestia finds herself getting turned on by this sexy letter...

Published 2012-11-18 12:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-12 22:06:45 UTC

Hardly Shy With Pinkie Pie

Princess Celestia sat in front of her fireplace on her floor, reflecting on the events of the day. Royal documents, Royal letters, Royal approvals, blah blah blah. Every day was the same to Princess Celestia, and she hated it. The Sun Princess sipped her hot cocoa, wondering why she wasn't sleeping at the moment. Life was exhausting and boring as a princess, and sometimes Celestia would get the feel that she was all alone in the world. Celestia looked at her cup of cocoa lovingly.

"Hot cocoa, you are my only friend." she said, taking a large sip of the rich, delicious liquid. "Ah, if only there was something to do..."

Princess Celestia had already received a letter from her star pupil this week, so she knew that she should not be expecting one until the next week. Even though Twilight's reports did not make much sense often times, Princess Celestia thought that it was great to hear about all of the amusing quests and dilemmas her star pupil got into. Princess Celestia decided to close her eyes for a bit. Maybe she would fall asleep and dream about the things she wished she could do... Just as the princess began to drift off, a harsh hissing sound invaded her ears.

Princess Celestia jumped to her hooves as a green flame shot in through her window. "What? Twilight already sent a letter this week..." the princess said out loud, baffled. The flame materialized into a roll of paper and landed on the floor quietly. Celestia approached the paper cautiously, then bent down to sniff it. She didn't know why, but she had developed a habit of sniffing things she was curious about.

Celestia recoiled from what she smelled there. It was a smell she had learned of long ago, and had not smelled it since, but it was a smell that no mare could forget. It was the smell of sex. It hurt to admit it, but the smell of sex made Celestia long to do it herself. But who was this from? Princess Celestia opened up the letter, curious to see who had sent it. The first three words made the princess drop the letter instantly. Dear Princess Celestia,

Celestia backed away a few steps, shocked that this could possibly be from her star pupil. Princess Celestia's eyes widened with horror. Twilight would never have sex! "Oh my... Twilight must have been raped!" Princess Celestia gasped, outraged that somepony would rape anypony as serene and intelligent as Twilight. The princess was about to call her guards, but then remembered that Twilight was one of the most powerful unicorns in Equestria. So rape was out of the question. Princess Celestia approached the letter even more curiously this time, picking the letter up and taking care not to drop it.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Tonight was probably one of the greatest nights I have ever had. Pinkie Pie had invited me over to Sugarcube Corner to help her sell cupcakes and other delicious pastries, but the night got a whole lot tastier after Sugarcube Corner closed for the day...

Princess Celestia walked over to her doors and opened them quickly. Two Royal Guards stood on duty outside, Princess Celestia planned on dismissing them immediately, however. "Guards, I would like my hall to be off limits for a while. I have a lot of concentrating to do, and I can afford absolutely NO distractions. Is that understood?" she asked. The guards nodded their heads. "As you wish, Princess." said one of the guards, and they began to walk down the hallway. Princess Celestia looked in both directions of her hallway, then smiled. Nopony was around anymore. Celestia quickly pulled her head back into her bedroom and closed the doors behind her.

* * *

"Bro, did you see how red her face was?" asked one of the guards as they turned the corner of Celestia's hall.

"Pfft, we know what she's doing!" the other one replied. The two friends walked in silence for a few moments before one of the guards spoke again.

"D-do you ever think about fucking Princess Celestia?" the first guard asked cautiously. The other one chuckled.

"Every day, bro. Too bad she's clopping. I wouldn't mind pounding that ass." the second guard responded. The first guard shifted around uncomfortably.

"It's kind of awkward having a boner in the presence of another male..." he said. The other guard smiled.

"No shit. That should be the first thing you try to control after you join the Royal Guard." the second guard answered his friend. The two guards continued to walk in silence for a while until the first guard piped up again.

"D-do you ever think about screwing Luna?"

* * *

Princess Celestia plopped down on her floor and levitated Twilight's letter over to herself. She had not even read anything explicit, yet she already felt a light moistness developing between her legs. Celestia brought the letter up to her face and continued from where she left off.

"Order up!" I said, pulling two cupcakes out of the oven and putting them on a tray. A large stallion walked over to the counter and claimed the cupcakes. After paying Pinkie, the stallion walked back over to his table where his marefriend was waiting for the tasty treat. I felt myself blush when the stallion leaned over and kissed his marefriend with tongue. I can't help it, but whenever I see a couple kissing or showing any type of romance toward eachother, it always makes me jealous for some reason. Anyway, I could see that it was getting dark outside. It was time for Sugarcube Corner to close for the day.

"We're closing in ten minutes!" Pinkie shouted from her place at the register beside me. The ponies in the shop began to disperse quietly after a few minutes. Before I knew it, it was just me and Pinkie in Sugarcube Corner, all alone...

While she was reading, Celestia had allowed her right forehoof to slide down to her clit, which was now considerably more moist than it was earlier. She had began to rub the sensitive area softly, reminiscing in the extraordinary feel of it. "It's been so long since I've done this..." the princess gasped, enjoying the smoothness of her hoof against her wet pussy. Celestia continued to read whilst pleasuring herself.

"Twilight, do you ever feel jealous of the mares and stallions that are courting eachother?" Pinkie asked me. I was kind of shocked, actually. Pinkie Pie had never shown any type of romantic feelings toward anypony, so why would she bring it up now?

"Sometimes." I admitted sheepishly, lowering my head for a moment. The couple from earlier had looked so wonderful together, and it kind of made me long for somepony that I wanted to be with as well, whether it be a stallion or a mare.

"Did you see that happy couple earlier, Twilight?" Pinkie asked, looking at me directly. I nodded my head.

"I did, Pinkie. Why do you ask?" I questioned the bubbly pink mare. She was kind of cute actually. Why did I just notice this? Her curly mane was pretty sexy, and the way her hips and curves were placed was very attractive as well, not to mention her plot...

Suddenly Pinkie asked me a very strange question. "Twilight, have you ever... experimented with other mares?" she asked me. Usually this kind of question would disturb me slightly, but Pinkie was my friend, and I answered her question as I would answer any other question.

"Nope." I replied evenly, looking the party pony dead in the eye. Her next move surprised me, however. Without warning, she leaned toward me and opened her mouth. I was not expecting to react the way I did. Without hesitation, I leaned forward and met Pinkie's kiss, finally knowing what it felt like to have somepony else's tongue inside of my mouth; let me tell you, it's the greatest feeling in the world...

"Oh Twilight, I know just how you feel..." Princess Celestia said aloud, still pleasuring her marehood generously.

While I was kissing Pinkie, I realized that it seemed to last forever, yet not long enough. It was a strange feeling, probably like failing a test for the first time... er, more like the moment when the elements of harmony rescued Luna from Nightmare Moon's grasp. Anyway, Pinkie was forcing me back into the kitchen steadily with the force of her kiss. Pretty soon my plot had hit the counter, and Pinkie was ready to take it to a whole new level.

As soon as Pinkie stopped kissing me, she flicked her tongue out and licked my horn. As if I wasn't horny enough already, that totally just made me quiver with ecstasy. I felt my legs tremble beneath me, and I felt my marehood grow even more moist. "Unh... Pinkie, keep doing that... p-please." I choked out through my ride of sexual pleasure. Pinkie smiled and began to run her tongue along the bottom of my horn slowly.

"Oh..." I gasped, my legs trembling under my body. I felt like I was going to collapse, but this was just too good. I could not take the risk of falling and waking up from the dream I was in. Pinkie had slowly slid her tongue up to the tip of my horn, and now slid it between her lips. The jolt of pleasure was so sudden and intense, I almost bucked the counter behind me. Pinkie slowly let my horn slip into the far depths of her mouth, almost fully engulfing it. If I thought that the tongue-sliding was good, I had no idea what this would be like. Pinkie deep-throated my horn repeatedly, drawing me closer and closer to climax.

"A-ah!" I gasped out, on the very verge of cumming. Without thinking, I reached for my soaking pussy with my hoof, rubbing it rapidly once I had my hoof on it. Now I was getting pleasured from my horn and my vagina. I was already close to climaxing, so this maneuver threw me over the roof. "PINKIE, I'M CUMMING!" I screamed, shooting my sex fluids from both my horn and vagina. Pinkie's mouth was quickly filled with my horn cum, and my hoof was covered in my vagina juices. Pinkie swallowed the cum, downing it all in one gulp. I collapsed on the floor in my sex juice, panting like I had just ran the longest mile ever.

"How did that feel, Twilight?" Pinkie asked me, giving my horn one more gentle lick. A bit more cum came out, and Pinkie lapped it up eagerly.

"That was great, Pinkie." I replied through my panting.

"Great! Now it's my turn!" the pink party pony exclaimed happily, jumping up and down. Pinkie laid down against the counter on her back and spread her legs open. I could see that her marehood was drenched in her juices, so I didn't want to keep her waiting long. I crept closer to the pink pussy, thinking of how well it matched with Pinkie's body. As soon as I was close enough, I let my tongue slip into Pinkie's vagina. My friend grunted in pleasure, grabbing my head with her hooves, wanting me to go faster. I let Pinkie's juices envelop my taste buds and flood my mouth. It was absolutely delicious. The only thing that could make this better was...

"Pinkie, hold on." I said after drawing my tongue out of Pinkie's pussy. She complained a little, but stopped once she figured out that I was doing something that would make the event even better. I quickly spotted some stray cupcakes on the counter and levitated them over. Gathering the frosting off one, I spread it over Pinkie's genitals, getting sprinkles and purple frosting all over Pinkie's vagina and ass. I then began to lick her pussy again, slower this time to taste the new mixture. It was probably one of the best things I had ever tasted. I wouldn't be forgetting it, that was for sure!

Pinkie grabbed my head again, forcing my face nose into her vagina's walls. It was hard to breathe, but my tongue could delve even deeper into Pinkie's marehood. I extended my tongue as far as I could, knowing that I was doing something right when Pinkie moaned and pulled my head with even greater force. I must have hit her g-spot. I continued to lick the area rapidly as I needed to breathe again. If I could just hold off until Pinkie came, I would get a faceful of her lust cream, and that sounded like a great idea. I could definitely tell that Pinkie was close to climaxing. She was slamming my head into herself with no force that I had felt before, and I could feel her vaginal walls begin to tremble. Just a little more...

Princess Celestia clopped rapidly, sliding the tip of her hoof into her pink, juicy lips faster than Rainbow Dash could fly. Her bodily fluids spread out in front of her, staining the red royal carpet with a dark crimson spot. "AAAAAHHH!" Princess Celestia shouted her pleasure to the kingdom, squirting her sex juice onto the side of her bed as well as some more of the carpet. Princess Celestia licked her hoof once she was done cumming. It had been so long since she had tasted another mare's juices, let alone her own. Even though she had already came, she figured she might as well finish the letter.

Pinkie's body spasmed in ecstasy as her vagina did the same, expelling her sweet essence all over my face. I basked in the flavor of cum and frosting as both were mixed in my mouth. I pulled my nose and tongue out of Pinkie, gasping for air. Pinkie was staring at me with an expression that nopony had ever had for me before; the expression of love. That is, until something snapped her out of it.

"Pinkie, we're home!" called Mrs. Cake.

Dreams Do Come True

Princess Celestia had just finished Royal Court business, and she was now on her way back to her room, hoping for another of Twilight's "special" letters. Her two loyal guards accompanied her on her way back to her chambers. "So, Princess... do you wish to be left alone in your quarters again tonight?" asked one of Celestia's guards slyly. The other guard chuckled, and Celestia's face flushed beet-red.

"Hold your tongue, Silver Arrow!" the princess snapped, turning on the guard. Her eyes were filled with rage, and Silver Arrow thought that the princess looked cute when she was angry.

"You know, Princess... you really do look quite sexy when you're angry." the other guard, Shining Spear, remarked. The princess' face flushed even harder at his remark.

"Hush, you!" the princess yelled, frustrated with her guards' freedom of words. Just because they had been enlisted in the guard for years did not mean that they could speak so freely around her. But Celestia had to admit, she quite enjoyed the guards' easygoing personalities. The three ponies walked in silence for a few minutes until Celestia spoke. "Do you two know that my sense of hearing is far better than yours?" Celestia asked the two guards.

"Nope." Silver Arrow replied, completely oblivious to Celestia's motives. Shining Spear remained silent, but he had a pretty good idea of what the princess was getting at. Silver Arrow turned to his friend. "Dude, why are you so red?" he asked, genuinely confused. "What's going on? Am I getting locked up? Don't send me to the dungeons, please! I could never survive with an anti-magic collar! What if I drop the...?"

"Dude, shut up." interrupted Shining Spear. Silver Arrow obeyed, but looked at the princess and his friend curiously.

"I honestly don't know what you're talking about."

Shining Spear facehoofed. "Dude, do you remember what we were talking about yesterday?"

"Well, how in the name of Tartarus am I supposed to remember a whole damn day's worth of conversation?" Silver Arrow asked angrily.

"You know... the conversation about Celestia and Luna?"

"OH!" Silver Arrow gasped, remembering their little chat from the previous night. "U-uh, er...." he stammered, flushing, then looking to his friend to bail him out. Shining Spear just shrugged.

"Go with the flow, bro! Just go with the flow..."

"Anyway, I overheard the little chat you two had last night...." Celestia began, wanting to get straight to the point. Silver Arrow swallowed nervously, but Shining Spear was cool as a cucumber as Celestia continued to kill Silver Arrow mentally. "So... you two fantasize about screwing me and my sister, eh?" Celestia asked, chuckling slightly.

"Forgive me, Princess!" Silver Arrow apologized, running in front of the Princess and kneeling at her hooves. Princess Celestia rolled her eyes, then looked at Shining Spear.

"Hey, you're hot!" Shining Spear shrugged. Celestia's face flushed an even deeper shade of red, and she looked down at Silver Arrow.

"Stand up." Celestia ordered. Silver Arrow obeyed immediately, rising to his hooves like the good guard that he was. He scurried back to his place on the left side of Celestia, and the trio continued their walk down the hall. After a few more moments, Celestia asked the guards another question. "Do you know what the point of me bringing that up was?"

"Oh yeah, I have a pretty good idea." Shining Spear responded, smiling with pleasure. Princess Celestia smiled back.

"Great! I guess I don't have to tell you that you two are to be away from me for the rest of the month!" Celestia responded, breaking Shining Spear's cool demeanor.

"Whaaaat?!" he asked disbelievingly, a frown forming on his face instantly. Silver Arrow looked down, ashamed. Suddenly Celestia burst into a fit of giggles.

"I'm joking!" Celestia managed to say through her laughter. Shining Spear grew cool again.

"Right... I knew that." he replied smoothly. Silver Arrow glanced at his friend.

"Yeah... totally."

"Anyway, I'm sure you two know the true meaning of that question." Celestia said, going back to her serious attitude. "I'm sure you know why I made you two leave last night."

"Uh... yeah. We are very aware!" Silver Arrow said dumbly. Shining Spear shook his head.

"So, princess, what do you want us to do?" asked Shining Spear.

"You know very well what I want you to do; I want stallioncock, and I want it now!" Celestia said forcefully. "You two will pleasure me in my chambers tonight; is that clear?" she asked.

Silver Arrow nodded his head quickly, wondering if he should be happy or terrified. What if his pleasure was not sufficient enough? What if he got sent to the dungeons? What if he dropped the soap?

"Gentlecolts, we're here." Celestia announced, opening her chamber doors open slowly. Inside of the room, everything looked nice and organized, just the way Celestia liked it. But tonight was different. They were going to party hard, and Celestia hoped that many fluids would stain the bed sheets by the end of the night. "Are you ready, my guards?" the princess asked, biting her lip and batting her eyelashes seductively.

"Fuck yeah, I'm ready!" Shining Spear responded, instantly trying to mount the princess and penetrate her with his erect member. Celestia quickly moved and made him lose his grip on her, however.

"Can't you wait until I am in proper position?!" Celestia asked, moving toward the bed.

"Um... no?" Shining Spear responded, following the princess hastily. Silver Arrow followed closely behind the two, despite not being as eager to bang Celestia as Shining Spear was. But he quickly changed his mind when he saw the princess spread her Royal asscheeks after she had gotten into position against the bed. Apparently Shining Spear had remembered his manners, because now instead of trying to fuck the princess directly, he was using his tongue to marinate her folds first. Princess Celestia moaned with pleasure as Shining Spear gently pressed his tongue up against Celestia's royal pussy and began to lick up and down.

Silver Arrow had to close his mouth before the drool started to cascade down. "Oh, Silver, what are you waiting for? Come sit on top of the bed. Just sit right here below my mouth." Celestia said, patting the bed with her hoof while being pleasured with Shining Spear's tongue. Silver Arrow wasted no time in listening to the princess, quickly jumping up on top of the bed and positioning himself below Celestia's mouth as directed. The princess smiled at him seductively and bent her head down in front of Silver Arrow's hard dick.

Silver Arrow groaned as Celestia ran her tongue up the underside of his cock slowly, leaving a trail of saliva that connected to Celestia's tongue when she reached the top. Princess Celestia gasped as Shining Spear thrust his tongue into her marehood, wasting no time with foreplay. He just wanted to fuck her already. With the force of Shining Spear's tongue thrusting into her, Celestia was finding it quite difficult to pleasure Silver Arrow. Silver Arrow stared down at the princess with wonder as her horn lit up. Silver Arrow gasped as he felt something take hold of his cock. Princess Celestia was using her magic to get a firm grip of his shaft.

But that wasn't all the princess was going to do; she quickly opened her mouth and took Silver Arrow's stiff member into the far depths of the royal mouth. Silver Arrow had no idea what the fuck was going on in Celestia's mouth, but it was the greatest feeling ever. So he was being jacked off with Celestia's magic, his dick was in her mouth, she was using rubbing her tongue up and down his meat, and he had no idea how long he would be able to refrain from shooting his load down the Princess' throat.

Celestia's grip on Silver Arrow's dick faltered as Shining Spear mounted her royal rump. Celestia gasped as she felt his warm, hard dick poking at her plothole. She pressed down on the bed strongly as Shining Spear's dick penetrated her, and he began sliding in and out slowly. Silver Arrow's eyes rolled back as the motion of Shining Spear's forceful fucking caused his dick to be shaken around inside of Celestia's mouth whilst still being pleasured by her magic and tongue.

"Sweet Celestia!" Silver Arrow yelled, nearing his climax quickly. This was the best shit ever. This was like screwing all of the mares he ever had, and then multiplying that great feeling by thousands. Not to mention she was the ruler of Equestria. Silver Arrow did not understand the whole meaning of that until now. "Shit, I'm fucking Princess Celestia!" he shouted.

Shining Spear pulled out of Celestia's plothole and began to thrust his cock into Celestia's moist pink folds rapidly. Silver Arrow tried to resist the urge to cum, so he was just trying to clear his mind of all conscious thought. But that was kind of hard to do while getting your dick sucked by the ruler of Equestria. Silver Arrow became disappointed when his cock slid out of Celestia's mouth slowly with a wet popping sound. "Hey, what the fuck?"

"I want you two to swap places now." Celestia told the two guards while still getting pounded by Shining Spear. The latter did not stop until Celestia used her magic to levitate him out of her. Shining Spear began flailing at the air as his chest was lifted off of Celestia's back and his dick slid out of her slowly. She then set him on the ground next to her. Silver Arrow jumped off of the bed and took Shining Spear's place at Celestia's rear. Shining Spear wasted no time in getting on top of the bed under Celestia's mouth. The action instantly resumed when all ponies were in proper position. Silver Arrow's member was already close to exploding, so he instantly began to pound Celestia's royal pussy as fast as he could.

Shining Spear was also close to blowing his load, so he grabbed the back of Celestia's head and forcefully slammed it down on his dick. Princess Celestia herself was struggling with the urge of letting herself go, but she could take it no longer. She screamed in pure ecstasy as her inner walls began to tremble, constricting Silver Arrow's cock inside of her. This made Silver Arrow climax too. "AAH!" he yelled, pushing his stallionhood balls-deep into Celestia's royal caverns, then blowing his hot load all up inside of her.

Celestia's cum shot out of her pussy as well, mixing with the cum of Silver Arrow. Shining Spear noticed that he was left out of the party, so he pushed his cock as far back into Celestia's throat as he could, making her gag on it. Shining Spear gasped as his cock began to convulse, squirting his musky jizz inside of Celestia's mouth. The princess swallowed most of it, but a stream of cum shot out of her mouth, making a splatting sound against the floor.

The three ponies collapsed on the bed together, each feeling like this day was the best of their life. Celestia's head perked up suddenly. "Did you hear that?" she asked. The two guards didn't hear her though; they were too busy laying back on the bed, feeling like total bosses. They were alerted when a green flame shot in through the window though.

"Shit!" Celestia yelled. "Really, Twilight?"

A Midnight Snack With Applejack

After Princess Celestia had sent the guards with whom she had just had intercourse with out of her room, she lay on her bed relaxing and wondering what this new letter that had came flying in through her window was. Another letter from Twilight? Perhaps. Some annoying letter from some insignificant citizen pony that wanted to complain about the way that Celestia ran the kingdom? Could be. Maybe even a letter from some relative of a convict that would beg for her to release them. You could often expect letters like these when you were the leader of a kingdom, and the ceaseless stream of activity would often take a toll on Celestia's mind, sometimes causing her to laze around for long periods of time, or alternatively causing her to succumb to some selfish desire.

Princess Celestia left her thoughts to simmer inside of her head, letting her gaze shift to the letter that had dropped in through her window a while earlier. She was tempted to get up and read the letter, but if it was another arousing message about Twilight and her latest relationship developments with her friends, Celestia was afraid that she would not be able to control her desire to clop madly. This would normally be alright, but seeing as her guards had already satisfied her desires, Celestia decided to hold off on reading the letter. She lay on her bed for a few moments more, wondering what to do. She looked down at herself and realized how dirty she was due to her most recent... activity. Upon seeing the state of her body, Celestia decided to take a shower, then maybe read the letter after she was done. She was sure that whatever it was could wait, and she hoped that it wasn't some urgent matter.

Leaving the letter on the floor by her window, Celestia stepped off her bed and made her way towards the shower.

* * *

[ Enter Princess Luna ]

Princess Luna stood outside of her sister's room patiently. One of the castle guards had asked to speak to Celestia, but he said that he could not find her around the castle, and nopony else seemed to know where she was either. Luna had just figured that Celestia had probably just fallen asleep while looking at some important documents again, so she figured that she would just wake her up. Luna pounded on the door with her hoof. No answer. She tried again. Still no answer. Luna looked around to see where Celestia's guards had gone off to. They were nowhere to be seen. Those lousy good for nothing guards!, Luna thought. There were supposed to be two guards stationed outside of her room at all times, yet none were there. Unless Princess Celestia had ordered them to leave herself...

Luna knocked again, but when she received no answer, she just unlocked the door with her magic and pushed the door open with her hoof. Luna stepped into the room and scanned around. As usual, multiple unopened letters and important files lay scattered all over Celestia's desk. The only thing unusual was that there wasn't a white alicorn face lying on them. Luna sniffed the air suspiciously. It smelled different than usual, but Luna couldn't quite place what the smell was. Her ears perked up as she walked past the bathroom door.

She could hear water running, so she figured that her sister was taking a shower. Luna scanned the room again, this time spotting a rolled-up piece of parchment lying on the floor by Celestia's window. Luna chuckled as she heard Celestia start singing in the shower.

"Tia, you have a letter!" Luna called to her sister. No reply. Celestia's horrible singing must have drowned out Luna's voice...

Princess Luna wondered if it could've been something urgent, so she took it upon herself to read it. She was a princess just like Celestia; she had every right to read it! Luna slipped the binding off of the letter and opened it quickly. She instantly wished that there was something that could have told her that this message was for Celestia alone.

Luna scanned the first few lines of the letter over and over again just to make sure that her eyes weren't playing tricks on her.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Applejack invited me over to Sweet Apple Acres last a few days ago, and we had the greatest time ever! I certainly got a lot of exercise bucking apples with Applejack and Big Macintosh... and then doing some more... adult activities later that night.

Adult activities? What in Equestria could Twilight be talking about? Luna thought about this for a moment, then gasped loudly. Had Twilight gone drinking with Applejack and Big Macintosh? Luna could not believe her eyes; surely Celestia's star pupil would not be drinking! Luna continued to read, hoping that the rest of the letter could put her thoughts to rest.

It was just another day at the library. I was buried in a good book and Spike was having another totally pointless argument with Owlowicious. I don't know why he bothers. Anyway, I was just about to finish my book when somepony's knocking disturbed me. I sighed, but got up and answered the door anyway. I was surprised to see Applejack standing outside.

"Uh, howdy, Sugarcube!" Applejack greeted me. I eyeballed her suspiciously. Applejack didn't normally stop by the library unless she needed something, and all the library had to offer were books, which she never needed, so I figured that she wanted something with me instead.

"What is it Applejack?" I asked, hoping I didn't sound as irritated as I felt. Applejack shuffled her hooves uncertainly.

"Ah was wonderin' if ya wanted ta help me an' Big Macintosh buck some apples!" Applejack told me. I sighed. Couldn't she have found a more enthusiastic pony to help? I wanted to finish my book, but at the same time, I'd been sitting in the same place for a while, so I figured a bit of exercise would do me some good.

"Yeah, I'll be out in a minute." I told her, then retreated inside. I walked upstairs and saw Spike arguing with Owlowicious.

"If you didn't destroy Twilight's book-fort, who did?" Spike asked the owl crossly.

"Hoo?" Inquired Owlowicious, tilting his head at Spike.

"Yes! Who did it?!" the purple dragon demanded.

I saw that this argument was going nowhere quickly, so I decided to intervene. "Spike, I'm going to Applejack's!" I told him, then quickly left the room before I had to listen to Spike continue his argument with Owlowicious.

* * *

After a long day of bucking apples, Applejack invited me to stay the night. I was exhausted, so of course I was going to say yes! Little did I know, I wasn't going to be able to get the rest that I so desperately desired. I collapsed on Applejack's bed, and she sat down next to me.

"Thank ya for your help, Sugarcube." Applejack thanked me, looking down at me.

"Don't mention it, Applejack." I told her, then rolled over and closed my eyes.

I managed to sleep for a little bit before I woke up and realized how badly I needed a drink.

"Applejack?" I whispered quietly, shaking the mare gently.

"Huh, whatsat?" she grumbled, wiping her sleepy eyes with her hooves, then looking up at me. "Twi? Whaddya want?" she asked tiredly.

"I'm thirsty." I responded, and this caused Applejack to chuckle for some reason.

"Course ya' are." she said. "Follow me."

Applejack led the way to the kitchen and then opened the fridge. She peered into the light, a frown forming on her face.

"Looks like we gotta make a trip to the barn, Sugarcube." Applejack said, closing the fridge door. I followed her outside of the farmhouse, and we made our way to the barn. We arrived there shortly, and Applejack pushed the doors open. I used my magic to illuminate the barn, and my mouth started to water when I saw all of the cider barrels that were stacked by Big Macintosh at the back of the barn.

Apparently Applejack saw me drooling, because she looked at me and laughed. She walked me over to one of the barrels and opened it up, revealing delicious apple cider.

"Go ahead." she told me, and I quickly bent my head down and lapped up the delicious cider. When I was finished, I walked over to a nice pile of hay and plopped down.

"Uh, ya' gonna sleep in the barn?" Applejack asked, an odd look on her face.

I nodded. "I'm so tired, I don't care where I sleep!" I replied.

Applejack decided to lie down next to me. I would've asked why, but I was so exhausted that I could've cared less if a manticore had crawled into bed with me. Just as I was about to fall into a deep slumber, a wet tongue between my legs jolted me awake.

"Applejack! What're you..."

"Shh..." the orange mare responded softly, once again burying her face between my legs. I was so exhausted, but it felt so good that I couldn't resist stretching my hoof down and pushing Applejack's head down, signaling that I was okay with what she was doing. She probably wouldn't have stopped anyway, but I wanted her to know that this wouldn't change anything between us.

Well... maybe it would, but Applejack would always be my friend, no matter how awkward things got between us tonight. I gasped as Applejack forcefully pushed her tongue into me, sliding it deep inside and swirling it all around. After a couple minutes of this, I could feel myself being brought close to my climax, and I shuddered with excitement.

Unfortunately it was cut short when the barn doors opened.

A red face poked in, and as Big Macintosh's eyes saw what was happening between Applejack and I, it somehow managed to turn a few shades redder.

"Macintosh, what're ya' doing out here?!" Applejack questioned her brother, lifting her head out from between my legs.

"I, uh, burglar..." Big Macintosh stammered, thinking that the noise he heard from Applejack and I was somepony trying to break in.

I noticed that Big Macintosh's penis had found its way out of his sheath, and was continuing to extend further out.

"Ah'll just..." Big Mac said, turning around to exit the barn. I closed the barn door with my magic and stopped him before he could leave.

"Sit down." I told him. He did so, and his hard-on swung up in the air. I got up and walked over to him. He gulped nervously as I bent down to face his massive penis. I lowered my head down all the way to his balls and let my tongue loll out, slowly sliding it up his cock. He tilted his head back and let out a breath that let me know how much he was enjoying it.

I realized that I had completely forgotten about Applejack. To my surprise, I noticed that Applejack was touching herself with her hoof as I licked her brother's massive dong. I walked back over to Applejack and bent down do return the favor she had done for me earlier. She gasped in delight as my tongue slid into her marehood, and I buried my face deeper into it, pushing my tongue as far as it would go.

I heard hoofsteps behind me and wondered what was happening. I grunted inside Applejack as a heavy weight dropped onto my back. Apparently Big Macintosh was not as shy as I had originally thought. He slowly pushed his long pole inside of me, and it felt like he would tear me apart. He pulled out, and then began to thrust more quickly, slamming my face into Applejack's pussy. I was running out of air, so I pulled my face out as Big Macintosh fucked me with no mercy. His balls slapped against me each time he pushed in all the way, and that was what I found the most arousing for some reason.

I was once again nearing my climax, and I could tell that Big Macintosh was nearing his too. He now pounded me with the strength of what felt like five stallions, and I wondered if I would be able to survive it. I lowered my head back down to Applejack and thrusted my tongue inside of her a couple more times. Her hoof pushed on my head strongly, and then her legs started to shake uncontrollably. Her juices squirted all over my face, and her hoof pushed down on my head even harder. I felt like I was drowning inside all of the sweet fluid.

Big Macintosh dismounted me as his penis convulsed uncontrollably. I quickly pulled my face out of Applejack and turned around towards Big Macintosh. He knew exactly what to do. As soon as my face was in front of him, he quickly put his hooves on either side of me, this time thrusting his meat into my mouth. I gagged as his penis stretched my throat and then nearly threw up as he shot his load down into my stomach. Some shot out of my mouth and landed on the floor, but most of it had went inside of me.

Big Macintosh jumped off of me, leaving me full of his warm, salty cum. I grew angry when I realized that I was the only one who hadn't came. Applejack and Big Macintosh watched as I plopped down on the floor and clopped like I had never clopped before. I brought myself into a full-body orgasm, every muscle in my body shuddering in pure ecstasy as my juices flowed out onto the floor.

I was so exhausted that I was about to fall asleep in my own fluids, but I couldn't quite make it before something really awkward happened, just like at Pinkie's.

The barn doors opened, and a wrinkly green face peered inside.

"Applejack...? Is that you?" came Granny Smith's voice.

* * *

Celestia jumped out of the shower and dried herself off eventfully, just shaking all of the water off of herself. She felt great, and she actually thought she could get some work done once she was back in her room. She began humming happily on her way out of the bathroom, and stopped suddenly when she opened the bathroom door.

"Oh my!" Princess Luna gasped, dropping the letter she had been reading, then looked up to see her sister standing outside of the bathroom door.

Princess Celestia facehoofed as she saw how badly Luna was blushing, and instantly realized that her sister had read the letter. So apparently Twilight had been doing naughty things again.

She sighed.

She had a lot of begging to do.

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Celestia's Dream

Luna looked into her sister's eyes, wondering what kind of trouble she could be in if Celestia found out what she was reading.

"I-it was Twilight! She... she..." Luna broke off, feeling flustered and embarrassed. What if Celestia thought she was a fillyphile?

"Shh..." Princess Celestia soothed, calming her sister down. Luna's cheeks were still beet-red, but she seemed to have calmed down a little bit. Celestia walked over to her sister and gave her a big, loving hug. She would have to tell Luna that Twilight had sent another letter like it a few days ago, and that she must keep it a secret.

"Luna... do you think you could keep a secret for me?" Celestia asked. Luna stepped out of Celestia's hug and looked her sister in the eye.

"This isn't the first one, is it?" Luna asked.

Now it was Celestia's turn to blush. "This is the second one."

"Why is Twilight sending you these letters?" Luna asked. "Doesn't she wish to keep some of her activities a secret? Even from you?"

Celestia thought about this for a moment, then decided that her sister was right. Twilight was usually a quiet mare, and she highly doubted that she would share something this private; even with her own mentor. Perhaps she wished for Celestia's opinion on the situation? Maybe she was hoping that Celestia would pay a visit to Ponyville and teach her star pupil about the dangers of unsafe sex?

Celestia hadn't really thought about it much until Luna had brought it up. Her thought were cut off when Luna spoke again.

"Your room smells funny."

Celestia blushed furiously and hoped that Luna did not remember the scent. Hopefully her thousand years on the moon had made her forget.

No such luck.

"So who did you do it with?" Luna inquired. Her memory had been refreshed by Twilight's letter, and she now knew what the scent was.

"Nopony special. Just a couple of guards." Celestia responded, realizing that her hopes had been dashed.

"Really? Which ones?" Luna asked.

"Don't worry about it!" Celestia snapped. "Don't act like you haven't done anything with the guards!"

Luna giggled. "I never said I haven't."

It had been a long time since she had done anything fun with her guards, and she was kind of looking forward to doing something now. Actually... she didn't have anything planned for the rest of the day, so why not right now?

"I'm gonna go back to my room now, Tia. I have some sleep to catch up on." Luna told her sister, conveniently opening her mouth and letting out an enormous yawn.

"Ok, I think I'm actually going to do some work for once!" Celestia answered determinedly. "See you later." she said, waving her hoof at her sister.

Luna turned around and quickly scurried out of Celestia's room.

* * *

After Luna had left, Celestia went to her workdesk immediately, certainly hoping she would be able to accomplish more than usual today. She opened up a letter and scanned it critically.

Dear Princess Celestia,

You are an Mmmbeeyitch, who likes Mmmbananas.

This actually caused Celestia to laugh uproarously and she wished that she knew the name of the pony who sent this to congratulate them on their ability to lighten the mood. Celestia set the letter down and picked up a new one.

Dear Princess Celestia,

One of Equestria's most dangerous criminals being contained in the Canterlot Dungeons is scheduled to go on trial in approximately two weeks. Your presence at the trial is a strong necessity, and we hope that you will attend this trial in spite of your absences at the previous seventeen trials.

Sincerely, Canterlot Courthouse

Booooring!

Celestia let her gaze shift to the letter that Luna had dropped earlier. Twilight's letter. Clopping was needed to relieve her mind of all this boringness. Wrapping the letter in her magic, Celestia brought it over to her.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Applejack invited me over to Sweet Apple Acres last a few days ago, and we had the greatest time ever! I certainly got a lot of exercise bucking apples with Applejack and Big Macintosh... and then doing some more... adult activities later that night...

To Celestia's surprise, this did not turn her on at all; it actually seemed to have the same effect as the court letter! Celestia could feel her eyes growing heavy with boredom, but she forced herself to read until she got to the clop part. She hoped it would wake her up.

Applejack decided to lie down next to me. I would've asked why, but I was so exhausted that I could've cared less if a manticore had crawled into bed with me. Just as I was about to fall into a deep slumber, a wet tongue between my legs jolted me awake.

"Applejack! What're you..."

This caused Celestia's ears to perk up a bit, but her eyes were on the long way to slumber, and reading that was the last thing she remembered before sleep beckoned her mind deep into the darkness...

* * *

Celestia stirred as she heard a voice somewhere nearby. To her dismay, it sounded really muffled and slurred. She hoped that she wasn't going deaf. She opened her eyes a little bit and saw three purple faces. She closed her eyes and heard the voice again, although it sounded a bit clearer this time.

"Prin... tia?" came the voice.

Celestia opened her eyes again, this time seeing only two purple faces. One of them must have left.

"PRINCESS CELESTIA!" boomed the same voice.

Princess Celestia opened her eyes, jumped up from the ground and bumped into something. It was a bookshelf. Realizing what she did, the princess slowly looked up. The bookshelf rocked back and forth, and some books decided to commit suicide, landing straight on her head.

She was dizzy once again, and she shook her head to clear it. When she opened her eyes again, Twilight Sparkle stood in front of her.

"Um... are you okay?" asked the purple mare, examining a bump on Celestia's head.

Celestia was confused. Why was she in Twilight's library and how had she gotten there?

"Yes Twilight, I'm fine." Celestia told her star pupil, although she did not quite feel so well. The last thing she remembered was falling asleep while reading one of Twilight's letters...

"Good." Twilight replied, sitting down in front of her mentor. "Was there something you wanted to talk about?"

Celestia wondered if she should discuss the letters with Twilight, then decided that she would.

"Yes. Twilight... I've received the letters that you sent, and I wish to discuss them with you." Celestia told her student.

Twilight was somewhat worried when she heard this, but her mentor was the wisest pony there was, and she was certainly willing to listen to anything Celestia told her.

"I want you to stop sending them to me." Princess Celestia said.

"Why?" Twilight asked.

"Because, when I said I wanted you all to send me letters about the lessons of friendship, I didn't mean this. Whatever kind of late-night activities you share with your friends is your own business, Twilight."

To Celestia's surprise, Twilight Sparkle disappeared. She looked around the library, but her star pupil was nowhere to be seen.

Then things started to get creepy.

The bookshelves were closing in on her. Princess Celestia tried to use her magic to push them back, but for some reason it wasn't working. She tried to fly away, but that wasn't working either. She struggled to at least stretch her wings out, but she couldn't even do that!

Celestia turned to look at herself.

Her wings were gone. Her heart began to thump madly.

What is going on?

Suddenly a weight landed on her back, knocking her on the ground. Celestia struggled, but her efforts yielded no reward. Here she was, an alicorn, and she was helpless against whatever had her pinned down. A chill went down her spine as she felt a warm breath in her ear.

"Do you really want me to stop sending those letters? You can't hide your true feelings from me, princess!"

"Twilight? What do you think you're doing?!" Celestia questioned the lavender mare, once again trying to use her magic to break free.

"Kind of hard to use your magic when you don't have a horn!"

What? My horn is gone? My pride and joy?!

Celestia gasped as she was dragged across the floor. Twilight had gotten ahold of her front hooves with her magic, and was dragging her toward a bookshelf.

"Put your hooves on the shelf, Celestia." Twilight demanded.

When Celestia refused, Twilight once again used her magic, this time bringing Celestia's hooves up to the bookshelf.

This is strange. It's almost as if I'm in the position for...

Celestia gasped in surprise as she felt something poking at her marehood.

"T-Twilight?"

There was no response. She heard hooves land on the ground, and then she felt a tongue licking her plot. She shuddered; as horrifying as the situation was, it felt good.

She felt a weight on her back again, and she could not have prepared herself for what happened next. With no warning at all, whatever had poked at her now-wet hole had plunged straight inside, making her feel like she was going to be torn apart.

Twilight must have been wearing a giant strap-on, because nothing else could do this. Again and again Twilight thrusted into her, stretching her to her limits each time.

Celestia felt ashamed as a horrifying truth sunk in.

I'm being raped!

"Does that feel good?" Twilight asked. Celestia did not reply.

"I asked if it feels good!" Twilight yelled, thrusting into Celestia as hard as she could.

Celestia nodded vigorously. She felt like she was about to die.

Twilight pumped Celestia even harder, and the princess screamed. It felt so painful, yet so good at the same time.

"Harder!" she dared to say.

"How about no?" Twilight asked, pulling out of Celestia. "Now it's your turn."

Celestia was pulled off of the bookshelf and she realized what she was supposed to do. A strap-on was levitating in front of her, and when she turned around to look at Twilight, all she saw was a juicy, purple plot.

"Put it on." Twilight demanded. Celestia found it quite a task without magic, but she finally managed to put it on.

"Now get me nice and wet." Twilight told her mentor.

Celestia obeyed, licking Twilight's marehood as Twilight had done to her a few minutes before.

"Now mount me."

Celestia obeyed once again, stuffing Twilight's plot full of strap-on dildo.

"Dear Celestia!" Twilight screamed.

Celestia pulled out and pushed back in slowly, hoping that she was satisfying the lavender unicorn. She began to thrust faster and harder, hoping that Twilight would climax soon and then finish what she started earlier.

Celestia fucked Twilight fast and hard for a couple of minutes, and was then ordered to finish the job with her tongue.

Twilight flipped herself over and grabbed Celestia's head with her magic. The princess was dragged to Twilight's dripping-wet pussy and her face was thrust into it mercilessly. Celestia had her face in Twilight's marehood for a good minute before Twilight allowed her to breathe again.

As soon as she got that breath, her muzzle was back in Twilight. To Celestia's relief, her face was not in that long before Twilight finally came.

Twilight screamed in delight as her body was racked by a powerful orgasm. Her hoof slammed Celestia's head deeper, and Celestia felt like she was drowning in Twilight's love juice.

She was finally able to gulp a breath of fresh air once her muzzle was pulled out.

"Good job." Twilight told Celestia. She was rubbing her clit with her hoof even though she had already climaxed.

"Do you want to cum too, princess?"

Celestia nodded, feeling like a horrible princess. She originally had every intention of telling Twilight that she needed to stop sending her inappropriate letters, but now she wanted nothing more than Twilight Sparkle to make her cum.

"Well I'm not going to do it." Twilight responded.

"Spike is. SPIIIIKE!"

Celestia looked up to see Spike standing in front of her. She had spotted him out of the corner of her eye earlier, watching the two mares pleasure eachother. He seemed quite a bit older than when Celestia had last seen him, and she was sure he was older when he stuck his erect dragon-cock in her face.

The purple dragon had a sly smirk on his face, and Celestia knew exactly what she was supposed to do. She opened her mouth, and Spike didn't hesitate before sticking his penis in Celestia's mouth. His dick was huge, and Celestia struggled to fit the whole thing in her mouth. She sucked it diligently for a minute, and Spike stroked her head in satisfaction.

The dragon suddenly pulled his penis out of Celestia's mouth, causing her mouth to make a popping sound. A strand of pre-cum dangled off of the dragon's cock, and a bit dribbled down Celestia's face and rested on her chin.

Spike walked around to Celestia's hindquarters and stuck his dick in Celestia's plot. He fucked her savagely, and Celestia suspected that all dragons mated this way.

Princess Celestia moaned as she felt a knot begin to form inside of her. The dragon sped up his onslaught, and the friction was causing Celestia's asshole to burn. Spike pulled out and stuck his cock in Celestia's pussy. He fucked, then stopped as he reached his climax. His cum squirted into Celestia over and over again, and to her joy, the feeling of Spike's cum made her cum too, and her juices spurted out of her marehood, and it flowed down Spike's shaft, and dripped off of his balls.

Celestia felt Spike's knot pull out suddenly, and his cum shot out of her.

"Good job, Spike." Twilight told the dragon. Celestia lay panting on the ground and Twilight walked up to her.

"You'll be receiving another letter in a few days."

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