Twilight writes a troll fic and fails because she is terrible and Pinkie Pie is best pony dont argue with my logic k?

by cxercfvtgy

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Adventure, Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Romance
Length: 509

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-01-07 19:01:18 UTC

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It was a cold night in Ponyville, when all of a sudden, a giant metor made of death came towards earth.

"I shall stop that metor made of death from heading towards earth!" Spike shouted as he was petting his pet rock name Juice Box.

Spike ran towards the sun with a sword in his mouth. He slapped the metor making the metor made of death to cry.

Spike was a hero for two days then everypony got bored.

Just then, Derpy Hooves ate a pancake made of ladybug poison while she raped a tree.

"What the fuck are you doing?!" Fluttershy tree screamed at Derpy.

"Taking your virginty."

Twilight came over to see what the hell was going on, but decied not to. She then ate a baby and pooped out Chuck Norris and a dvd of Ghost Busters 2.

Rainbow then came all over Applejack's face, due to all the lesbian sex they just had.

Scootaloo just sat there and whatched Dr. Whooves paint a picture of Derpy Hooves still humping the Fluttershy tree.

Discord then went to Pinkie Pie's place and had a choclate milk party with Gummy.

And everyone exploded because Trollestia felt like it.

But then, Derpy Hooves came back to life because she wanted to and kicked Trollestia's ass and married Big foot becoming Derpy Foot.

And then, a zombie came up and ate Big foot's brain and then masterbated to the sight of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee having gay sex.

Spiders flew out of Apple Blooms eyes and took the shape of a pirate.

Dr. Hooves then came in Gilda's ass because they were having hot butt sex.

Twilight ran over to Derpy Hooves still raping Fluttershy tree and said, "Hey, can I get in on this shit?" Then Twilight helped Derpy rape Fluttershy.

Pinkie Pie shoved a dildo in her mouth and killed Rainbow Dash at the same time because she is Pinkie Pie.

Rarity didn't do shit because she is the worst pony ever.

Big Macintosh killed Rarity and then skull fucked her afterwards because she is the worst pony ever.

Scootaloo got bored and horny. So she went to Sweetie Belles's house. Sweetie Belle was still in shock, because Big Macintosh just broke into her house and killed her sister. She watched as Big Macintosh skull fucked Rarity and got magor horny. Scootaloo busted  in and raped Swettie Belle in the virgin vag because she wanted it.

And then Trixie did a dance and hung herslef.

Rainbow came back to life and hit Pinkie who was still shoving the dildo in her mouth and then Rainbow got horny. So she called over her best friend, Chester FuckMeNowCon, and then they had an orgy.

Molestia raped Luna and Discord watched.

Finally, everypony in Ponyville came in Godzilla's ass.

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"Pinkie Pie! Wake up!" Twilight shouted in Pinkie's ear.

Pinkie Pie woke up in a daze not knowing what just happened.

"Twilight? Oh, I just had the CRAAAAAZZZZIIIIIEEEEEEESSSST dream!"

"Oh, well what was it about?"

"You don't wanna know."