"Alright," Rainbow Dash said, a smile slowly spreading across her muzzle. "Who would you f**k to save Equestria?"

It goes downhill from there, into a night of wild conversation between six friends with more baggage than inhibitions. Rated M for graphic language, TMI, crack shipteasing, crack shipping, casual salt use, and Pinkie Pie. (Featured on EqAD!)

PRAISE FROM PREREADERS:
"Slimy yet satisfying." —CQ
"Okay, this was really good. [...] I think I need Twilight's never-speak-of-this-again spell." —BM
"Why would you do this? Why can't I stop?" —SQ

Reviewed by PaulAsaran! " This is a wild rollercoaster of a story. Some of you might find the whole thing distasteful ... I loved every minute of it."