Delicious Rainbows

by bloodywolf

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Comedy, Romance
Length: 327

The Return Of Spy Dash

Now we all know that Rainbow Dash adores the Wonderbolts, She'll do ANYTHING to get into it. But after reading an erotic romance novel in Twilight's Library. Her obsession suddenly takes a turn for the worst.

While taking a shower after a Wonderbolts show, Soarin accidentally falls asleep. The spy known as Rainbow Dash sneaks in a decides to do some naughty things to this unexpecting stallion who is probably dreaming about Pieland.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-17 10:29:05 UTC

50 Shades Of Neigh

Twilight was in her library, busy sorting out some books, when suddenly... Rainbow Dash crashed through the wall. Twilight Sparkle jumped back in shock.

"Rainbow! What happened?" Twilight Sparkle asked.

Rainbow Dash clambered out of the pile of books she had knocked down, "Oh, I was just performing one of my amazing feats before I crashed into your library."

The rainbow mare tried to walk down the pile of books but stumbled down, when she got up, there was a book right in front of her. She picked it up.

"The Lusty Mare?" Rainbow Dashed said in confusion.

"Oh that!" Twilight Sparkle replied with the legs quivering, "The Lusty Mare is one of the erotic novels!"

"What's it about?" Dash asked.

"It's about a female unicorn having intimacy with a stallion pegasus." Twilight answered before trying to run away.

She then ran back when Rainbow Dash opened the book to a random page.

Dash started reading, "the unicorn licked her lips seductively, the stallions cock started to throb madly. Moon got under him and started to suck his tremendous dick. The stallion let out moans of lust."

They both started to blush. Rainbow Dash closed the book hurriedly and it gave the purple unicorn a shock.

Still blushing, Dash flew out of the wall, "B-b-bye Twi!"

As she left, she left a trail of rainbows behind her.

"Wait!" Twilight called, "Come help me sort the books!"

Rainbow Dash was too far away to hear her.

"Oh Rainbow, now I have to sort all the books myself." Twilight said to herself before getting to work.

Rainbow Dash chuckled evilly, she looked at the book that she had just stole. She opened it a started to read.

"'Oh Rocket,' The mare cried.'" Rainbow read aloud, she shut the book with a large slam, "Geez, when will authors make these books seem more realistic."

Rainbow Dash tucked the book into her bag and started to