Spike's Taco

Spike woke up.
It was a bootiful day, the bards were singing and twilight was cooking. Spike laughed at the bitch.

Twilight heard and came in with a fryin pan of bacon and boiling oil. she poured the oil onto spike and he screamed.
"ah my fuckin nips!" he yelled, yanking his nipples.
Twiglit started to chuckle, "aren't you a silly man" she said as she started to eat the bacon.
"hey, that wasnt my bacoon" said sprike
"not any more" said twilight
"but im hungry" screamed spike as he did handstands.
"tough luck" said twilight and she kicked him outside and spat on him.

"awwww shit" said spike, he had to go find somewhere else to eat now.
"I know, Rarity will let me come inside" he said. he started to run to rarity's place, waving his arms in the air.
"rarity, open up, my bitch kicked me out and my nips burn" he yelled, knocking on the door.

"oh settle down you little prick" said rarity as she opened the door.
Spike ran inside and turned on the tv. "I'm just gonna crash here till twilights off the fucking rag" he said.
"ok" said rarity, she put on a dressing gown, because it was getting cold.

Spike started to get hungry.
"oh yeah, rares! over here you silly bitch!"
Rarity, walked into the living room.
"twiglight ate my bacon, go cook up something because i'm wasting away here"
"oh yes" said Rarity, she went outside.
"where she gone!" yelled spike, "ey! bitch!"

Rarity came back 23 seconds later with a taco.
"I got a taco" she sung as she frolikd into the room, with ribons.
"bout fuckin time ya ginger twat" said spike as he jumped for the taco....

*SPLAT*

Twilight had walked in and whacked Rarity's head with a drain pipe, causin her to drop the fuckin taco and spike to miss it and splat into the wall.
"my taco now" said twilight, she ran outside.
"rarity, my one true love" said spike, he got down on his knees and kissed her.
"i love you spikey" said rares.
"i know" said spike, "i fucking love me too".
"i'll be back for you rarity" he said, "I just need to get the taco!"
"ok" said rarity, she had a bruise on her fucking noggin but was perfectly fine.

Spike ran outside chasing twi.
"give me the fucking taco you sily betch!"

Twilight opened her mouth to eat the taco; spike shot her in the throat.
"what i tell you bout fucking with me bitch" he yelled.
He stomped on other to twilight who was running around screaming and bleeding.
"look me in the eye" he yelled, smaking her round the face. "this is my taco, my bottom bitch made it for me and im going to eat it".
twiligth cried.
"oh boo hoo" said spike.
"spike" twilgit began.
"what now" said the spike man.
"i dont want you to eat the taco"

Spike flipped.

"oh ya think ya silly fat whore" he yelled. he stormed off with the taco not letting twilight finish.
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