John's misadventures through the multiverse

by Hat and clogs guy
multiverse travelling human tries to not get raped by mares in equestria. Jah, dat is about it.

You'd think that going through multiverses would be cool right?
Well it aint. It sucks, to be blunt. Hurts alot too, but that's probably a side effect of appearing up high in the air instead of on the ground... but i digress.

Meet John, and no he aint your average joe. He travels through the multiverse. As he appears over the everfree(cliche, right?), the mane six rush out to "take care of a new and unknown threat to Equestria" as the princess puts it. But what's gonna happen when merely a whiff of his scent is enough to drive a mare crazy with heat? And when he sadly is a xenophobiac - which sucks, with how he travels as he does- and does all in his power to ensure that he dosen't get raped by, well, every. Single. Female. In sight?


Yeah, it's your average HiE description, but this is my first story so get over it. :p


I'll add character tags as I go along.

Teen
On Hiatus
Romance
Adventure
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
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5245 words: Estimated 26 minutes to read

2 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: First contact 2012-11-18 17:20:45 UTC
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  2. Chapter 1 : Horny Horsies 2012-11-24 07:30:59 UTC
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