Zecora's Interracial Adventure

After Twilights nazi rally she took up an army of romans and marched half way to ponyville then killed them all, then continued marching by herself. when she got back all fo ponyville was on fire and she said “oh no all of ponyville is on fire” spike said “twilight you scare me” so twilight didn’t scare him anymore. Zecora said hi twilight and scared twilight so she shit herself. so zecora said “a smelly poo you have, make me rhyme, and doodle a dude.” twilight said “you’re right zecora we must stop niglington!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zecora, Twilight and Alfred Hitchcock started walking around the HIGHWAYS of ponyville looking for niglingtons pubic hair shavings when twilight stopped and said “STOP!!!!!!” so everyone stop except spike who put silver spoons on his eyes and yelled “ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN” then went back to normal and they started walking again. Alfred Hitchcock died. Twilight found niglington and niglington said “I AM LE GONE” and dispersed into a cloud of rancid ass gas and disappeared completely

It was then cleared, on that day Twilight and her friends must defeat Niglington once and for all. So twilight called her friends Zecora and Spike and RARITY and started flying to Manehatten. When they got to Manehatten the three joined tentacles and did the mayim mayim while people died around them. It was a lovely sunset afternoon and they all had fun.

After they danced twilight said “Oh colt I am hungry let’s go get some grub to sit down and chow down and slowly digest and absorb the nutrients from the food we eat to help give us energy and live!” spike said “twilight you are hurting me” so twilight stopped hurting him and they all went to eat chicken fried asians and beans and babies. Twilight said “lets sleep” so zecora said “A sleep a deep, while chicken you eat, so sell me your ass, and it I shall keep”. and they all slept till the next day