Zecora's Interracial Adventure

Later that night Twilight was breaking down on the camels back but she just had to go cuz she don’t know whack. Then spike said “Twilight I don’t like music references” so Twilight stopped making music references. Oh yeah they were climbin a mountain or some shit in the last paragraph weren’t they? Well now they aren’t. They’re in the jungle with tree’s that had ballsacks for fruit. They were the most delicious testicles imaginable.

So Twilight, Rarity, Spike and Zecora were all walking, y’hear? When suddenly a mysterious purple fog covered the sky and starting to urinate onto the ponies below “AW SHIT NIGGA MY MANE IS GUNNA GET ALL WET AND SHIT MAN WE GOTTA TROT AND GET TO A CRIB AND LAY LOW YO” Said Rarity in a sweet voice “I understand, this smells a little like urine” said Twilight so they all walked and found like a huge fucking tree man like a REALLY fucking big one and they... I don’t know cut a hole in it or someshit and made a house and stayed there, but it turns out... THE TREE WAS HAUNTED by colonel stinkmeaner.

Everytime Zecora would begin to fall asleep she would hear a low whisper in her ear saying “What’s good niggyah whats real gyood.” It slowly got louder and louder until she couldn’t hear herself think. It stopped for awhile and zecora began to fall asleep. Right before she did she jumped to the sound of the nigger tree screaming “YOU MUDDAFUCKIN NIGGA ASS BYATCH!!!” and Zecora ran out of the tree and into the urine.

She kept running and running until she stopped infront of a pond of urine. She felt a strange groovy vibe come from the pond so she stared into it... when suddenly out of the middle of the pond... The Olsen Twins arose from the pond of piss and flew around before exploding into a mess of blood and semen. Zecora unaffected by this walked back to the ghetto tree and said to spike when she got back “You little dick, are such a bitch, was it you, with the nigger tits.” and then slapped him and went to bed... Spike said “Twilight I don’t like when Zecora slaps me” So Twilight told Zecora to stop slapping him and Zecora stopped slapping him.

But it was really all a dream and they were climbing a mountain or some shit.

Zecora woke up cause she was floating up the mountain because she was asleep and shit and she said “whoa man i’m floating that 2spooky4me” when Twilight heard that she got scared and said “calm down Zecora you way way 2edgy today” and they continued walking for a really long fucking time like an hour or some long period time for some fat fruitbowl. When they came to the top and saw a little silhouette-o of a man scaramouche, scaramouche and they ran up to it slowly at a medium pace, scared, hungry, and turned on by the mysterious presence when suddenly it turned around and said “sup” then it struck them, that mysterious figure was really... Michael Jordan.

Michael Jordan then said ““What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods gaggin fishy-gods! Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu Ualu Ualu! Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are still out to mathmaster Malachus Micgranes and the Verdons cata- pelting the camibalistics out of the Whoyteboyce of Hoodie Head. Assiegates and boomeringstroms. Sod's brood, be me fear! Sanglorians, save! Arms apeal with larms, appalling. Killykill- killy: a toll, a toll. What chance cuddleys, what cashels aired and ventilated! What bidimetoloves sinduced by what tegotetab- solvers! What true feeling for their's hayair with what strawng voice of false jiccup! O here here how hoth sprowled met the duskt the father of fornicationists but, (O my shining stars and body!) how hath fanespanned most high heaven the skysign of soft advertisement! But was iz? Iseut? Ere were sewers? The oaks of ald now they lie in peat yet elms leap where askes lay. Phall if you but will, rise you must: and none so soon either shall the pharce for the nunce come to a setdown secular phoenish.” and disappeared into the abyss. After the revelation, Zecora knew what she had to do to stop Niglington’s reign of terror and autism.

Zecora yelled softly “Come now all, I have a ball, You see we must, Fuck a man, and kill him with a frying pan”. Understanding the ponies all got together and marched forwards towards the place known as Chilly Cunt Coastal