Zecora's Interracial Adventure

After a shockingly long period of ten minutes of walking out heroes finally arrived at dusty dick desert. A sigh of relief escaped twilight as she said “Ah ya like that?” so they continued walking onwards only to stop and see many men on camels in the distance... A chase it seemed like with one camel in front of what looked like an army of Arabian or Persian or some sandnigger race of warriors on camels and shit chasing what seems to be a hooded man weaponless. It was a grueling stare as time passed slowly as the ponies could only watch in envy, massively aroused by a chase going on in front of them when suddenly the hooded man being chased stood up on his camel mid chase and uncloaked... The ponies were shocked to see George A. Romero standing in all his glory as he turned around and jumped into the crowd that was chasing him.

It was minutes before anything happened. The crowd of warriors circled around where he jumped into until suddenly BOOOOOM a really trucking big explosion happened killing all the warriors. George gracefully floated down and landed in front of the ponies, the ponies being as shocked as they could only stare in awe as George nodded to Azis. with a humble “Mother... Fuckar...” from Azis they continued to find whatever the fuck they were looking for. During their walking Rarity stopped and said in confusion “What a second first things first, WHAT the FUCK are we doing, who the fuck are these two people? Why did some random guy from a fucking camel chase or some shit DECIDE to fucking join us, and WHY in Celestia's name ARE WE FUCKING OKAY WITH THIS!? And WHERE. THE. FUCK. ARE. WE. GOING.”

Twilight giggled wholeheartedly, hysterically, crazily, psychotically at her confused little friend and said “Well gee silly obviously we are going to save the world!” she continued giggling. “What in fucks name is wrong with all of you? Oh my god I’m surrounded by fucking IDIOTS” she said to herself in a panicked tone. Spike said “Twilight I don’t like it when Rarity swears” so Rarity started saying BUCK instead of FUCK from there on out, and so onwards they group of extremely sexy friends marched forwards in the desert.

A few hours passed like three or four or whatever a “few” holds to you nignogging niggers and they stumbled a giant temple. Twilight looked at it with a slight grimace on her face as she store at Azis with lustful eyes. After a very long, hot and intimate session of staring Twilight said with a satisfied tone “We should go explore those ruiiins!” so they stepped into the walk way and went down deeper and deeper until they found the Temples main chambers. Inside the temple was cool wall decorations and shit. It was a nice room with torches that were lit cause it’s a fucking temple and mystical shit like that are always in temples. The group found a mummy, Azis fucked it up the ass. They walked out. That is all that really happened. Outside of the temple they continued walking.

an hour passed and they found nothing else so they set up camp near an oasis that was nearby because fuck you. During the nights Spike woke up to use the bathroom and noticed Azis doing pushups and Rarity gone completely, The young dragon worried for his friend asked Azis if he’d seen Rarity to which he screamed “AHHHHHHHH” and started to dance, Spike confused by his actions decided to go looking for Rarity. He searched all over the camp and then decided after finding nothing, to go investigate the Oasis. When he got to the oasis he heard demonic chants and saw blood runes drawn on the floor everywhere, It was quite the touching scene and made Spike blush and giggle with glee as he saw Rarity. Standing above the pool of water chanting “Oh Great master take leave from you great throne and join us... I beg of you, Lord of all hell join us. I summon you! Winston Churchill ARISE!!!” and so a cloud formed over the pond and exploded into a mess of semen teleporting the dragon and pony back to their camp.

“Buck” said Rarity as she went to sleep after telling Spike to rest for the journey that would take place the next day going to Slushy Cum Cove. and so Spike went to bed.