NEIRE

by RainConsiva

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Sad, Main 6, Mrs. Cake, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Spike, Gummy, Mr. Cake
Length: 4718

Grimdark version of the newest MLP episode, see full description for better details.

What if the chosen Pinkie Pie in the newest MLP episode was the WRONG one?

This story answers your question, children.

This takes place in an alternate universe where the chosen Pinkie Pie to stay is actually Pinkamena Diane Pie. (To me, I would consider this maybe a Cupcakes beforemath.)

I guess you can kind of assume the real Pinkie goes a bit coo-coo and so forth. I'm really not sure where this fanfic will go since I'm kind of just coming up with ideas off the top of my head. Anyways, enjoy.

(Rated Teen for insanity and detailed choking scenes between two characters. )

Published 2012-11-18 18:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-19 18:40:03 UTC

Chapter One; (Introduction.)

N E I R E

Written by RainConsiva
Inspired by SEASON 3, EPISODE 3 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

As the two remaining Pinkie Pies continued to stare at the wall, Twilight and her friends could feel sweat falling down their cheeks since they were so eager to get their old friend back, the usual jumpy pink colorful pony that spread joy through all of Ponyville and who was the comedian of the group, in a way, Twilight felt like without her the mane six wouldn’t be as close as they are without Pinkie; it simply wouldn’t work without that balance of fun and laughter anymore. Just as the paint was actually beginning to dry, one of the two Pinkie’s seemed to flick her attention onto Twilight, giving her a pleading look as if saying ‘let me stay’, but just as quickly as the clone turned her gaze onto Twilight, she was gone with a zap from Twilight’s horn, floating out the open window of the building and back into the Everfree Forest where she belonged.

The five friends began to cheer, trotting over to Pinkie and giving her hugs, to have Pinkie hug them back and exclaim ‘Yippee!’ in glee from her victory.

Meanwhile, little did the reunited friends knew, they had made..a very large mistake within their test. A single pink pony that they had sent back only a few moments ago was struggling and trying to break through what seemed like the glass side of the underwater world she had been transported in.

“G-guys?” Shouted the usual happy pink pony, but it seemed like her voice was taken over by some kind of dark and sorrowful tone. She slowly felt her frizzy hair begin to fall flat against her shoulder blades, her eyes swelling with tears as she cried out again.

“TWILIGHT?..” The mare shouted, perking her ears up and awaiting a reply but to her dismay, Twilight’s voice did not grace her ear lobes at all. Slowly, just as quickly as her hair became straight, the color of her coat seemed to be slowly draining from her body as well.

“DASHIE?“ The depressed and rather angry pony shouted for one last final attempt at getting contact with her friends, but there was no reply just like she had expected. She ‘swam’ around in the pond, but it wasn’t really a pond since the mare could breath and trot around like normal but there were quite a few fish in the water that seemed to be giving her rather odd looks. As she explored her new ‘home’ she came across a rock that was covered in moss. She ‘sat down’ in front of it and stroked the soft, almost fur like moss. It reminded her of her bed, the bed that this ‘new’ Pinkie Pie would be sleeping in tonight.. She shut her blue eyes as she tried to imagine being in Sugarcube Corner with what she considered her family; Mr. and Mrs. Cake and not to forget the two baby ponies that were introduced into her life just a few months ago.

She slowly allowed her head to fall against what was her new ‘pillow’ and began to rest, dreaming of a better place then such a hell hole like she was in now, a happy place like on a picnic with her friends, and maybe even sitting around on a rainy day and playing with Gummy or the two baby ponies. Without even knowing herself, Pinkie drifted off into a deep sleep.

Meanwhile back in Ponyvile, the ‘other’ Pinkie Pie was making herself at home in Pinkie Pie’s bedroom, going through her closet and checking for anything that was interesting or FUN to her. Surely her ‘sister’ must have something of use that would entertain her. She had only managed to find a slimy ball that was seemingly beginning to run out of air since the mare could easily make it feel squishy between her hooves.

Hearing the noises of the ball, Gummy seemed to run up to Pinkie Pie’s room in a flash and swished his long scaly tail back and forth in excitement of play time but to his dismay it seemed Pinkie was confused by the baby reptiles pressence in Sugarcube Corner. She raised a brow and curiously threw the ball towards Gummy’s direction, only to have it bounce off his head and smack into the wall. The reptile went after it, despite his head hurting and brought it back to Pinkie like a loyal dog. But instead of throwing it again, the pony squished it totally in her hooves until it was flat, then picked up Gummy and let out a giggle before she began to sing.

“The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again”

As the pink pony continued her singing, she had wrapped the squishy ball around Gummy’s neck, giggling rather insanely as the reptile tried to move away from what he called his owner, but this was surely not HIS owner. There was no possible way his master would do this. As the ball became tighter around Gummy’s neck, he only ended up passing out to ‘Pinkie’s dismay. But it was good..She could keep him from telling if she threatened to do this again to him if he would ever ‘tell’ her secret. The mare repeated the same lullaby as she pushed her pet under her bed.

“The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again”

I'm sorry for such a short chapter but this is just the introduction guys, I promise that the next one is going to be much longer and explain more things. Thank you atleast reading. :)

Chapter Two; (Collection)

Chapter Two; (Collection)

As Pinkie Pie awoke from her slumber she glanced around, noticing how some of the much smaller fish had some how made their home in her silky mane. She growled with annoyance but gently scooped each 'sleeping' fish out of her mane, but found that they had left tons of tangles inside of it and there wasn't any kind of brush around to fix it. Pinkie imagined what Rarity would be saying now, probably complaining about how un-lady like and messy she looked, plus not to mention how Pinkie was sure she had bags under her eyes..If only she had a mirror right now to see herself.

She 'swam' around, exploring the pond further to find it wasn't really that big and there didn't seem to be any food around for her to eat..She hungrily sat down and rubbed her tummy, what she would give to have a mouth-watering cupcake right now to touch against her tongue..She felt herself 'drooling' if that was even possible under water. She inhaled, the 'air' down here wasn't fresh..In a way it kind of reminded Pinkie of the old Rock Farm that she used to live on with her parents and siblings. The air there was never cool and fresh like it was in Ponyville.

As Pinkie's hunger continued to grow, she had found a stick that had been shoved under a few rocks, by getting the stick, Pinkie had covered her front hooves in mud and it only made the water more thick and muddy then before. She 'swam' over towards the moss 'pillow' she had used as her bed for the night and began to write on it in her best hand writing, she needed to keep it tiny so she would have space to write more.

Day 1

I miss my friends already.

I wonder what they're doing right now..I really hope Pinkie Pie is enjoying her time with them because I know I did.

Pinkie paused from her writing as she noticed a larger fish swim overhead. She sighed and began to continue, telling herself she should just focus and not get so distracted by things such as that.

I wonder if Dashie happy.

She has to be knowing she has her friend back, right? I would love to see her again..Maybe I can try and get something to bring her here and we can talk.

It took Pinkie a moment to realize that if Dashie was actually coming, she would have already came..Or maybe that was just her mind being paranoid, surely Dashie wouldn't forge-..

Pinkie frowned, dropping the stick from her mouth to let out a wail. Of course Dashie would forget, she HAS another Pinkie already..Dashie probably thinks she's the real one!

Pinkie became puzzled with herself, no, that's the real Pinkie that's with Dashie, Applejack and Twilight right now..There was no possible way she was the real Pinkie Pie...She grit her teeth and smacked her forehead against the rock, causing some blood to flow from her head and down her nose and into the watery hell hole she called 'home' now.

The mare lifted her head a few moments later and rubbed the spot where the blood continued to flow from, she let out a grunt, closing her eyes for a brief moment then opening them, she then went around to the back of the rock and took some moss and began to form it into a hat shape, just for a moment she felt happy, almost as quickly as lights turn on, her color to her body returned, as she giggled and placed the new hat on her head. She was proud of her creation but it was nothing compared to what Rarity would make out of it, oh well, at least it would stop the bleeding for now and prevent any other bashes to the head she might receive later on.

As 'Pie' began to open her eyes, she felt herself jump as Mrs. Cake bust through her bedroom door and zoomed around her room in a rather frantic way, mumbling orders to herself

"No sleeping in, missy! We have a big day today and that's to get rid of the left over chocolate chip cookies we made from yesterday!"

The older mare brushed the curtains open, letting the sun shine into the darkened room that Celestia herself raised hours ago. 'Pie' moved herself out of the covered and gave Mrs. Cake her best convincing smile to Mrs. Cake.

"YAY! Do you think a lot of ponies will come? I'd love to make some new friends today!" The pink ponies ear twitched as she stared intently at Mrs. Cake as the older mare began to fix her sheets and pillows correctly.

"Of course, but don't you already have enough friends, sweetheart?" Mrs. Cake lifted her head to give 'Pie' a confused expression, of course Pinkie had always been friendly to everypony but she had never actually said she wanted 'new' friends, as far as Mrs. Cake knew everypony loved Pinkie and were already friends with her.

"I do b-" just as 'Pie' was about to reply, Mr. Cake ran in and tugged Ms. Cake out of the bedroom and down the stairs, disappearing some where in the main lobby where the baked goods were sold. 'Pie' assumed that maybe it was something about the treats or about a customer maybe. She went over to her dresser to pick up her brush and quickly brush her mane, smiling into the mirror and looking at her reflection. She wondered what the real Pinkie Pie was doing at this moment, crying, screaming? It made 'Pie' laugh just thinking about it but her laughs sounded more like dry coughs.

As 'Pie' made her way downstairs into the lobby, she found ponies were already lining up outside..The store hadn't even opened yet! A few ponies waved at her, noticing her through the windows and 'Pie' nervously waved back, making her way to the back of the counter and looking around curiously at the cookies already lined up. There were at least ten to twenty of them on and tray and she wondered if this would be enough to feed the hungry horde of ponies that would be coming inside any minute.

Mr. Cake trotted out from the back room, he had to put the baby ponies in their room before the store opened so they wouldn't disturb any of the customers. Finally, after giving the floor a good clean, the store was spotless. He moved towards the front door and almost as soon as he flipped the sign from 'Closed' to 'Open' ponies began to topple past Mr.Cake and over to the front counter where 'Pie' stood, handing out the cookies to every one of the ponies who came towards her. Most of the ponies left but some decided to stick around and sit at some of the tables and chat with each other.

After things began to settle down in Sugarcube Corner, 'Pie' made her way to do chores she hadn't even heard of! Taking out the trash and ridding of any frozen or smelly left overs from the freezer, right now she was currently dragging a large black trash bag towards the garbage disposer in the back of the small treat store, as she hurled the bag into the dumpster she noticed a blue pegasi flying overhead. She lifted her gaze upwards, her eyes hitting the sun but spotting the figure again, before she knew it she heard a voice behind her.

"Hey!" it shouted, 'Pie' spun around and noticed the pony the real Pinkie Pie had called Rainbow Dash from their lesson but remembered that Pinkie said to call her Dashie since it was 'shorter and more nice'

"Hi Dashie!" exclaimed Pie, her eyes focusing on the other ponies ivy pools, a wide smile spreading across the pink ponies maw in attempt to seem 'normal' about their meeting.

Rainbow Dash tilted her head to the side before spreading out her wings to 'show off' for 'Pie'. "Ahem! I was just wondering if you forgot about you and Twilight's meeting today?"

'Pie' shook her head, she didn't recall Twilight Sparkle mentioning some kind of 'meeting', plus, to be totally honest with herself she wasn't that fond of that pony anyhow, it was bad enough with that nitwit 'Rarity' who was always bragging about being so damn wonderful.

Rainbow Dash reached her hoof over and gave 'Pie' a gentle pat on the head as if saying that 'it wasn't a big deal'. She coughed as she pulled her hoof away and flapped her wings, preparing to take off. "Anyways, just when you get done doing whatever you're doing..Just head over there, okay?" And with that, Rainbow Dash saluted and took off, leaving what only seemed like dust in her path.

'Pie' hurried herself through her chores, heck, she didn't even bother to check the freezer, she simply did one more task on her list and went towards the Library which was in the center of Ponyville, as she swung open the door she found nobody was inside...Or possibly they were in another room? 'Pie' sat down and waited, only to spot a baby purple dragon make his way from upstairs to downstairs.

"Oh hi, Pinkie!" He greeted cheerfully, stuffing the books he was carrying into the proper empty spaces on the shelves, after making sure the books were firmly pressed in the bookshelf he turned back to Pinkie and gave her a smile. "Twilight is just downstairs, she's gonna be up in a minute." With that, the purple dragon went off to gather more books from upstairs. Pinkie curiously began to browse the books as she waited, she came across one marked 'Everfree' and she pulled the book out of its tight place between the others and began to read curiously, wondering if the thing the real Pinkie was trapped in would be in here, to her surprise, it was.

Magic 'Mirror' / Reflection Pool

It is said this strange magic found in the Everfree contains powers to double up to 20 of yourself.

However, this magic must be dealt with carefully when returning clones to their rightful place.

'Pie' tilted her head, she knew this was where she came from..That pond...So many things lurked there just waiting for some pony to come along and activate it and sadly, Pinkie Pie was the taker for letting out all of those clones. But little did the other clones know how smart 'Pie' had become, she had learned to fake being the real Pinkie so well Pinkie Pie's friends believed her...Hehehe..Well, HER friends now at least.

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Hey guys! This is the end of Chapter Two; Collection, just mention in the comments below on what you thought, what I can do to improve or even ideas on how to continue this story! Thanks for the read!

Chapter Three; (Unwanted Truth)

This chapter of 'NEIRE' and the next chapter of 'NEIRE' will have swearing and suggestive scenes. I suggest turning back now if you are under the age of 16. Also, special thanks to my boyfriend with helping me write this one. I had huge writers block.

Day 2

I'm so lonely..

Its getting colder here now. I wish I had my blanket.. or maybe Gummy to snuggle up against right now.

As Pinkie Pie continued her 'journal' she didn't seem to spot a figure looming over the pond, staring down at the pink pony in..some what interest before leaning its maw down to drink from the puddle, hearing the lapping noises Pinkie sprung up in reaction, was it Rainbow Dash coming to her rescue? As the mare drifted towards towards the shore line of the pond she could clearly make out this was an animal of the Everfree, it had long limbs and a short muzzle, its coat was covered in polka dots of a light, glowing green. Its eyes were some what derpy looking according to Pinkie, The animal noticed how Pinkie got closer and let out some kind of growl before running up in a underground tunnel it had dug to get around the rock that was placed over the main source of entering.

Pinkie, once again was left alone. She frowned and began to wail, wanting the creature to come back and be her friend..She couldn't take this. This..This was..making her go FUCKING insane. She didn't want to admit it but...not having every pony greet her every time she awoke and not to see the sun smiling through her curtains in her bedroom was dreadful. Instead she was left in mucky waters with unknown sea creatures, annoying fish and in the middle of the Everfree forest! How DARE her friends put her here...What did she do wrong? She just glanced at Twilight before she came here...Why...Why did this have to happen to her?

Chapter Eight: How to Keep Clones Under Control
Chapter Nine: Where is it located?

No..No... 'Pie' shuffled through the Everfree book angrily, wasn't there a chapter on how you can escape? Or get back in? She needed to find out these things so she could keep that..stupid Pinkie Pie from ever finding her way out. As she flipped through the pages, she finally found the chapter she was looking for.

Chapter Twenty: Bringing Back and/or Removing Clones

As 'Pie' moved his eyes to the description she let out a shriek...It was...so..simple..

Go into the belly of the beast

'Pie' didn't fully understand but she remembered her time there that there were a lot of stranger creatures that lurked deeper and further back into the pond, and sometimes you would happen to see them swim by, eating some of the many school fish that would float around you curiously..But surely that dumb ass of a pony wouldn't go near a big sea monster, plus, knowing her shes too weak and hungry to move anyhow. 'Pie' giggled, closing the book just as Twilight arrived.

"Oh hey Pinkie! I never knew you were interested in reading." The egg-head remarked as she made her way over towards her friend, picking he book she was holding in her hooves up in the air with her magic, inspecting the title. "Oooh. I see..You like these kinds of books well Pinkie I have tons mor-"

"Um..Twilight? What did you want to see me for?" 'Pie' asked, reaching her hooves up to take it from Twilight and quickly put it back into its proper spot on the shelf before turning her blue eyes onto the purple unicorn.

"Oh, yes! I totally forgot..I was going to ask you help me with making a party for Apple Jack, a cousin of her's is coming to Ponyville and I really wanted to make her visit a special one she won't forget!" Twilight exclaimed cheerfully, her purple orbs focusing on Pinkie Pie eagerly.

"I see! Okie Dokie Lokie! I'll be sure to get everything ready and...very special!" The party pony cheered, giving Twilight a hug then running out of the library, snickering to herself.

"Oh yes...special.." She murmured as she made her way back into Sugarcube Corner to prepare the treats for the party.

She decided to make Chocolate Mousse along with Yankee Apple Crisp on the side and some lemonade for the drinks. As the pink pony finished taking the Apple Crisp's out of the oven she was greeted by Gummy making his way down the stairs from her bedroom, he must have just woke up now and 'Pie' assumed he was maybe hungry, she took a Apple Crisp and fed it to the small reptile, to have him nod his head in delight and move away from his owner, he was still weary about being around her since he could still feel the deflated ball wrapped around his neck. The reptile had made his way into the back room and disappeared into looking for some more food that 'Pie' might have left out, maybe even he could steal some of the food from the babies.

'Pie' inhaled the fresh scent of the newly made treats, she grinned, covering up the smell of the rat poison for when she would dip it on each of the Apple Crisps would be unbelievably hard, but surely that would do that cousin of her's in for good. 'Pie' let out a giggle, what fun it was coming up with her plans, she began to chant as she pulled the rat poison from out of the cardboard box that was under the counter to hide it from the costumers.

fun

fun

fun

FUN.

The day of the extravaganza had finally come; Pinkie Pie had given the death treats to a pony who was hired to serve the treats to the guest of the hour, the party was set up just on the border line of Ponyvile so when Apple Jack's cousin would arrive through the train, she would simply just walk in on the party on her own. Twilight had managed to set up a few games and even brought a DJ down from Canterlot to help arrange the music. Applejack sat a long table that was fit to hold three other guests, thankfully though 'Pie' had arranged for the pony who would hoof out the treats to give the Apple Crisps to only to Apple Jack's cousin, Pinkie couldn't take a chance of killing one of her friends and it would be obvious that she would be suspected.

The music started up and all the ponies who were attending the party took a few glasses of lemonade and began to dance, or simply sit down and chat about such pointless things such as the usual Canterlot gossip, it was nothing of interest to 'Pie', instead, she was just waiting for that look on the ponies face, the look of death. The pink pony felt herself getting hot just thinking about it, she giggled and trotted over towards Twilight who was in a crowd with Rarity and Rainbow Dash as well.

"Oh! Pinkie Pie darling! There you are! This is simply the most amazing party you have ever hosted. I simply ADORE the music. It's fit for a queen!" The preppy unicorn exclaimed, flipping her beautiful purple mane back and batting her eyelashes in Pinkie Pie's direction.

"Thank you Rarity! I really tried my best for this one since any family of Apple Jack's is surely part of my family too!" The mare said, reaching her hooves out to grope Rarity and in reaction the unicorn squirmed slightly.

"O-Oh..I'm glad to see your so happy, darling." The white unicorn pulled out of the hug and gave Pinkie Pie a gentle smile before her blue eyes widen as she noticed the train pulling into the station and everypony else as well turned their gaze onto the train.

As grey unicorn stallion wearing a conductors hat stepped out of the train, bowing before the ponies as he opened the sliding door with his magic, a slightly glazed yellow pony stepped out, her mane was pulled back tightly into a bun and she had freckles, just as Apple Jack and wore a blue tail bow. She stepped forward, the crowd remained silent as the mare glanced at the DJ, then to Apple Jack who gave a wave.

"Hi." and with that, everypony in the crowds cheered wildly at the mare's voice, running over to her to greet the mare of the hour. The yellow tainted pony giggled, and moved out from the crowd "Oh thank you everyone! It really is a pleasure to be here." She said, her tone of voice full of glee as she got in the seat next to Apple Jack and the ponies who crowded around her returned to their festivities.

As the clock ticked exactly 12:00, it was time for the feast. The server pony made her way over to the main table where she set the Apple Crisp in front of the guest, hoofing out the Chocolate Mousse to everypony else, once the waiter was sure everyone had received a treat, the mare disappeared in a booth behind a curtain. Pinkie Pie on the other hand had sat closet to the 'Queens Table' and watched as Apple Jack and her cousin hungrily munch down on the snacks, it only took mere moments before the guests eyes popped out of her head as she felt the chewed up Apple Crisp hit the acid in her stomach, she began coughing and the ponies stopped dancing to turn their gaze onto Apple Jack's cousin, Apple Jack was attempting to help her by patting her on the back roughly, assuming maybe she had swallowed something too quickly, but when she started to cough up blood, that's when things took a turn for the worse;

The ponies began to panic, running in different directions and Twilight had made it her duty to save Apple Jack's cousin. The unicorn strained slightly as she picked the pony up with her magic and began trotting away into the actual town and rushing into the Nurses Office. The guest was immediately checked in and sent into the emergency room as six mares watched her being pushed away on a roller.

Apple Slider, age, N/A

Investigation:

Apple Slider, checked in at 12:05 pm was at a party hosted for her arrival to Ponyville. She was fed a dessert that was made by a friend of her cousins, the name of this pony is unknown but we shall be doing a follow-up with this pony.

Apple Slider, checked out at exactly 12:30.

Her cause of death is still unknown if she was either choked from the piece of treat..but it seemed we had also found rat poison in her stomach contents, I assume that maybe the server had done this, but we are still unsure.

Witness Statements:

According to a mare, she had seen the server take the treats into a 'booth', most of the party goers seemed to think this was a station for the waiter to rest but the booth was not seen at the party since it seemed the waiter had took off after Apple Slider was transported to the hospital, name of the waiter is N/A.

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Detective Gold signing out.