Then Everyone was an Alicorn

(For those who don't know, Garble is the name of the red teenage dragon from Dragon Quest.)

"Ah! We're pansy ponies!"

Garble and his group of delinquents ran around in a blind panic, occasionally slamming into each other. One of them lifted a gem up to his mouth and tried to take a bite, breaking his teeth in the process. "We can't even eat gems!" he shouted. "We'll starve!"

One of the dragons let out a loud burp. "Our burps are pansy pony burps! There isn't even any fire!"

"Ah! My arm! It's burning! I didn't know lava hurt this much!"

When they all calmed down, they invented a sport that involved jousting with your horn, kicking a ball around, and throwing others into a pit of lava. They called it murderball and it was widely acclaimed as the most amazing sport in the history of sports.