Scourging of Equestria

"Isan wait!" A particular lavender mare said from behind the cloaked human.

Great.. What could she want now? I already told her I don't have time for this... "Okay look I'm sorry. I can see your a serious stall... excuse me, man. Just tell me what you need, and I'll do what I can."

"I'm glad you see, now can we get down to buisness? This kind of work is pretty dark, you know.."

"You should watch it human, you may look scary in those cloaks with all those blades, but I'm more than capable of beating you senseless myself." Scary...

"Right...Whatever you say pony." I rolled my eyes.

"My name is Twilight, not pony!"

"Yes, sure, whatever,Twilight!" I hate her voice, snappy, and arrogant.

She grunted moving along the trail. I followed her until we reached her home. The same damn place I got knocked out before. We entered her "home", which I still find completely absurd that she lives in a carved out tree..Can't be helped I suppose.

I can't always be a dick.. "Thanks for the help Twilight, now I must ask another favor if you do not mind?"

"What is it?" She asked

"I need to use some of your books on the arcane arts. I wish to know more of your pony magic."

"I'll give you whatever you want...You have my permission."

"Thank you Twilight, you're not so bad after all."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say human," Oh wow she actually did it. "I'm going to bed, you can use any of these books to your will."

"Hey Twilight?"

"Yes?" She asked, yawning.

"Do you trust me?" She blinked.

"Well of course...I mean you are a weird creature that I may have never seen in my entire life, but my princess sent you, and I can see your not truly a bad person inside, though sometimes you may act like a total asshole." Thanks...Really thanks. "So in conclusion, yes I do trust you. Now goodnight..." She stopped halfway up the stairs, "Human". Eh, I deserve it.

She trusts me though...heh

"Just like humans, so easy to earn their trust," I closed the current book I was reading, "too bad that just might be their downfall."

This chapter was shortened, and redone due to my silliness of trying to make a comedy of it. I have no idea what I was smoking when I wrote the earlier version. Now this story will be 100% serious, removing comedy tag as well. Have a nice day.