Nuclear weapons have always been a turn on for Spitfire, so when it comes to her attention that an atomic bomb left over from one of Celestia's New Year's Eve extravaganzas is for sale on the black market, she scoops that shit up like a dog turd on her front lawn.

content warning: non-con, flippant abuse, general edginess

Originally written in 2012. Rewritten in 2015, 2018, and 2020.

why i spent so much time on this one could never truly guess