Chapter One Prologue to Darkness
Everyone is having lots of fun at some sort of party! There is SPIKED PUNCH haha get it and also lots of balloons everywhere. Another feature of the party is plenty of hot shipping going on but we’ll get to that later because it’s probably too sexy to describe now. I just wanted to say that cloppers are real bronies too they are just fucked up people so actually don’t.
“Love and tolerate”, said Fluttershy, wittily referencing a popular slogan among the cool and hip masses that compose the brony fandom. She was planning to murder everyone except that would have to come after her EVIL SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, you see, beneath her pathetic and dependent exterior, she was actually very evil and had terrible plans for everypony in the world! “First I will phone Applejack on the pony phone that is now a thing, and tell her to come to the awesome party that is going on at this time. Then I will HAHA SUSPENSE you actually won’t get to know until it happens! What could she be planning?! Wait and see :O
“Hello yes I would love to come to the awesome party” said Applejack. Her voice sounded different because she was having sex with her entire extended family at once because get it they’re inbred because they’re farmers once I saw a farmer and he was a total jerk when I asked him if I could have sex with his horse god what a fuckoff we’re not all like that seriously why is he so against clopping what a faggot ignoring rule 34 and the nothing is sacred rule and rule 9 as well. Anyway after she was dripping with sweat or cum or something she ran at a gallop (see I am know horses) to the awesome party but first she met…
IT WAS DISCORD holy fucking shit crap seriously this guy is evil as shit but also pretty damn cool and also I wrote some kinky as fuck vore bondage fic with him but that’s a different story because I think this is pg-13 or something just like mlp fim I think. Anyway so he was standing in the road or something being pretty damn evil and setting ponies on fire or something!! Very bad thing to do because if you set a horse on fire a farmer may try to run you over with a tractor and totally disrespect your pyrophilia I mean seriously why can’t I just re-enact my fetishes on everything these farmers are totally transvestite and gay. Anyway Applejack noticed this evil act and decided to telephone the other Elements of Harmony (did you know that my teacher said that hydrogen was an element but that’s so wrong science was disproved by ponies anyway GOD DAMN the only elements are friendship and stuff) on the phone.
OH NO Fluttershy was busy polishing the bondage rack and also wiping off some blood from a rusty fork and also her tight vagina because menstruation is hot. But then the phone rang! Oh damn it she said as she picked up the phone with her anus “hello this is fluttershy what is it uguu~” she said. “Well shit damn y’all said applejack because it is discord and bad stuff is happening so we need to assemble all the elements of harmony” said Applejack. “wow that sounds totally scary but I’ll show up anyway ugyuu~” said Fluttershy, pretending to blush so that she looked innocent even though she wasn’t. She sent out ROBO-FLUTTERSHY to trick the MANE 6 (ha get it mane) into thinking that she was actually there even though it was just a robot I mean these ponies are so stupid.
“ha ha ha” said discord “burn in hell you ponies” as he set some more ponies on fire. Suddenly the cutie mark crusaders showed up and he ate them which is also pretty kinky especially because it was forced yeah sexy anyway I’d clop to that except unfortunately I am writing and I need both hands plus my graphics tablet for art. The HARMONY GUYS SIX showed up but really it was only five because of ROBO-FLUTTERSHY ha ha seriously! Pinkie pie said “hey guys this would be a good time for a party lol funny” and rarity said something about fashion or something even though horses don’t wear clothes (so I can see their sexy dicks I guess which is pretty nice of them).
Meanwhile rainbow dash was somewhere going like “LOL SONIC RAINBOOM” all around and then she needed to join the group so she showed up and acted pretty badass because she is a lesbian and lesbians are manly. Together they shot harmony beams at discord and he went all like “blargh fuck shit aargh I am defeated again you douche bags fuck you one day I will succeed in my ambition of having hot bondage sex with princess celestia” and he was right because I would fuck them but ANYWAY yeah so that was done with which was nice.
Meanwhile in the real world, some guy who was named Steve who actually has the same name as me (what are the odds eh) was being sad because his mean classmates made fun of him for clopping in class and making lots of funny pony jokes. Instead they all liked gay shit like touhou and homestuck and game boy and even GENERATION 3 seriously what the fuck. Steve was so sad he made a wish on the sonic rainboom and suddenly he was in pony world! He walked towards a party that sounded pretty cool and didn’t notice that actually discord was flying around somewhere and then landed on steve and accidentally killed him which was pretty sad and all the ponies stopped the party to bury steve and have sex with his corpse.
The mane six flew off except for robot fluttershy who was busy acting sad and saying things like “gosh this is scary ugyuu~n~” and “only if that’s all right with you uyguu~”.”
Now that fluttershy was done her epic 876-word monologue she could begin the experiment, ha ha Ha ha ha HA HA HA. She went to the party and said “hey pinkie pie are you tired or something from shooting harmony beams at discord want to come to my house for a bit of… relaxation *wink* if that’s all right with you uguuu~”. Pinkie pie said “yes fluttershy all this partying has made somepony very tired.” But first applejack (who was pregnant now also) had to come to fluttershy’s basement of kinky bondage or else the plan would be ruined.
“Hello fluttershy” said pinkie pie “I know you were talking about sex when you said relaxation and then winked over the phone so let’s start getting all lesbian with your tight ass”. But fluttershy said “no actually that is very terrible can you sit down on the chair that has the hidden mechanisms in it while we wait for applejack uugu~”. Pinkie pie sat in the chair and then suddenly hidden mechanisms went “clink” or something and she was trapped! “HA HA HA HAH AH HA HAH AH HA HAH AH HAHSAAHA” said fluttershy “YOU HAVE ENTERED MY EVIL BONDAGE CAVE WHERE I DO EXPERIMENTS AND STUFF TO SOMEPONY LIKE YOU!”. Pinkie pie said “stop fluttershy I thought you were nice and an ideal waifu and stuff”. “NO YOU FOOL I AM ACTUALLY PRINCESS CELESTIA’S EVIL DEMON CLONE NAMED PRINCESS BONDAGEIA AND I AM HERE TO TIE PONIES UP AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL.” Yelled fluttershy or should I say PRINCESS BONDAGEIA! At that very moment applejack came walking down the path and she was also fat now because inflation is hot.
“stop applejack it’s a trap fluttershy is actually a rape demon who will kill you and have sex with you in excruciating detail not necessarily in that order” screamed pinkie pie from the basement. Fluttershy said “oh please excuse pinkie pie she’s practicing for the galloping gala performance where we pretend to have bondage sex sorry ugyun~”. Pinkie pie screamed “no she really is some sort of rape demon and I’m not joking oh god the pain aaah”. Applejack said “oh pinkie pie you are so funny.”
Suddenly a rape trap deployed which is like a rope trap or something except with bondage and sexiness and applejack was tied up which took a lot of rope because she is fat now remember. “oh no how could I have ignored pinkie’s advice what are you going to do to me” screamed applejack. Suddenly she remembered she had an apple so she took it out of her vagina (WHERE ELSE WOULD A HORSE HOLD AN APPLE SERIOUSLY also sexy!) and threw it at fluttershy. Fluttershy was afraid of apples so she started screaming and looking pretty kawaii because she was scared and accidentally released pinkie pie from the hidden mechanism bondage chair. “AAAH fuck shit dicks uguuyu~” screamed fluttershy “LUCKILY MY BONDAGEIA RAPE DEMON INSTINCTS STILL HAVE A TARGET WHICH IS YOU” screamed fluttershy again. Applejack said “oh no shit aargh” as PRINCESS BONDAGEIA shoved a running chainsaw up her sexy horse ass and the blade delicately ripped through her uterus which slowly parted as blood gouted out of her taint and it was pretty gory which made it VERY SEXY.
“aaaargh just let me die you twisted monster!!!!” said applejack as the chainsaw continued to work its way through her organs. “no because I am evil and also very turned on right now” gasped princess bondageia as woman sex juice dripped out of her anus (I haven’t actually had sex with a woman so I don’t really know how it works I think it’s like that). Meanwhile pinkie pie ran away which made her tight ass jiggle a bit which really turned me on and anyway she knew she needed to warn the others! But robo-fluttershy was following her and its robot giant horse penis deployed ready to kinkily rape every supporting character!! What will happen?! Read again for chapter 2!!!
