The 4th Tribe

Chapter 18- FUS RO DAH

Matts POV

Ugh, I finally got to sleep. After Spike had told every pony how I was the one that came up with the idea for how to get rid of them, they all wanted to throw a party for the town heroes, me and Spike. I politely told them it was nearing 9 pm and that I NEED TO SLEEP. They looked a little sad but let me go back to AJ’s. After about 30 minutes of walking, I noticed that something was following me. I could hear hoof steps in the woods. I decided to ignore and I picked up my pace back to the barn. I somehow got past Applebloom and stumbled into my room. I fell fast asleep, which brings you up to date on what is happening.

Wait, why do I have the feeling that I’m being watched? I open my eyes and scan the room. Huh nothing. I hear a noise at my window, and flash of green light. I jump up and open the window. Nothing, okay this is getting creepy. I turn the lock on the window and go back in my bed. So help me god If I hear another noise something is going to meet Mr. Chuck Norris or Mr. Bill Cosby. What I named my fist’s… Stop hating.

I suddenly felt a feeling that I was being watched…AGAIN. I looked around a discovered I was not in my room. For one there were not about 500 apples covering the walls and 2, THERE WERE NO WALLS. Where the hell am I? It was nothing but an endless white blob. The white went on forever. I still had the feeling that someone was here with me.

“Ok… Gonna take a shot in the dark here, or in this case white, Um hello?” No one answered. I called again, but I saw something out of the corner of my eye move. I turned around and saw nothing.

“Ok…This is getting creepy, as if it wasn’t without the moving thingy’s.” I turn around and was fus ro dah’ed by a large purple pony, but this one had a wings and a horn, well I think as I fell down somehow while floating. Floatception?

“GREETINGS HUMAN, HOW ARE THOU ENJOYING IT HERE!!!!!? MY EAR DRUMS

“Um…Fine?”

“THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR!” Is this like some kind of mental breakdown?

“Um who are you?”

“WE ARE PRINCESS LUNA, GODDESS OF THE MOON AND THE NIGHT!”

“Um your majesty, could you possibly stop yelling?” This was up there with FUS RO DAH. She blushed a little bit.

“We… I am sorry for yelling, but I was only speaking in the Royal Canterlot voice.”

“Canter what now?”

“The Capital of Equestria of course, where I and my sister live.”

“Canterlot, that reminds of a castle in my races myth and legends. It was called Camelot.” I thought of Monty python. We kept talking and talking.

“So Luna, where are we?” I had gotten a little side tracked.

“We are in the deep part of your subconscious.”

“Huh…”

“Is there something wrong?”

“No…Just thought my subconscious would be a little more…Oh what’s the word, wacky? She gave me a smile and chuckled.

“It’s time for you to wake up now; it’s been nice getting to know you.” She waved her hoof and I woke up.

I open my eyes to see my room was filled with sunlight. I look at the time and it’s around 8 am. Wow I had nearly slept for 12 hours, thanks Luna .Better go help AJ with some apple bucking. I’m still full from eating around half my body weight, so I walk right outside without pausing to eat. Yup, there she is. She sees me before I can say something and yells hi at me. I try to yell back, but for some reason nothing comes out. Oh crap this is NOT GOOD.  She looks a little bit confused that I didn’t answer back. She trots up to me.

“Ah Matt, are yall okay Sugercube.” I pointed to my throat. She tilted her head a little bit.

“Is there something wrong with your throat.” I nodded in agreement.

“Could ya tell me what’s wrong?” FACEPALM. Ow, that one hurt. I think she realized what she had said, and face hoofed herself. It’s kind of funny to see a pony face hoof.

“Did yall lose your voice?” I nodded. Still trying to piece out how that happened.

“Well shucks, that’s not good?” NAHHHHHHHHHHH. She gave me a grin…Oh this is not going to be good.

“Well it’s ah good thing I now a cure for this.” She said in a strange tone. She pointed up towards the house. Against my better judgment I followed her. She led me into the kitchen.

“Wait here, ah’l be back in a jiffy.” She went down into the cellar and came back up a minute later holding a strange bottle. It turned and changed colors.

“Here drink this, it’ll give ya’ll your voice back.” I raised an eyebrow in suspicion. It looks like a rainbow in a jar. Okay that acutely sounds like a drink.

“Don’t yall trust me?”  LIGHTBULB. I hold up a finger and go and grab a piece of paper and a quill. She looks a little bit confused.

“I do, but could you at least tell me what is in it?” She gave me a smile.

“It’s made with zap apples.” Okay what the fuck is a zap apple? I didn’t really say it but I cocked my head in a way so it got the message across of what the hell is a zap apple?

“A zap apple is an apple that is only grown by us here at Sweet Apple Acers.” She continued on and I found myself getting more and more confused. When she started mentioning bunny costumes and yelling at glass jars, I said in my mind fuck it. After she was finally done, I was more than ready to drink the damn stuff. I nodded and grabbed the bottle and opened it. A rainbow colored mist came out of the bottle. AJ pulled a glass out of a cabinet and put it on the table. She poured a LITTLE bit into a glass and told me to drink it. What’s the worst that could happen…?

I took the drink and chugged it down. It tasted surpassingly good. It was like drinking liquid skillets. It took a lot out of me not to go and chug the whole bottle down. AJ was giving me a strange look again.

“It’s good ain’t it? Now it will take a little time to work, so in the meantime will yall come and help me with some apple bucking?” I nodded yes with my head. (How else was I going to nod?)

“Okay, go into the barn and get a couple the back of seeds in the right corner, then meet mah in the field that was just plowed.” I walked over to the barn. Now you may be thinking, why are you letting her boss you around? Well in all truth, AJ scares me. Only person or pony for that matter that has every scared me. Not even the crazy chicken guy, but that’s for another time. I can feel the zap apple stuff kicking in. Hell I might be able to croak out a couple of words soon enough. Wait, these are my seeds...

YAY!!

Authors note:

Expect more chapters soon… let’s just say some fun stuff is going to happen…AND I mean fun

Btw, did anything change about my account?