The 4th Tribe

by SovietBacon

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Human
Length: 44191

Don't read this story.

Do not read this story, it is cancelled.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-11 03:22:42 UTC

Chapter 2- Meeting of the Minds

Chapter 2- Meeting of the Minds

Chapter 2

Rainbow Dash was slowly flying through the clouds, enjoying the beautiful sights and wonder of Equstria. She flew over a mountain and nearly started crying. The path to Couldsdale was blocked by a massive thunderstorm. " NO NO NO NO NO", yelled RD. "This cannot be happening, the one day I get to go hang out with the Wonderbolts, it decides to F*** STORM!!!"" She eyes the storm with a careful eye. Normally, Pegasus’s are not able to go through storms because of the lightning and the rain the makes their wings wet and unable to fly. BUT I AM RAINBOW DASH, THE BEST FLIER IN ALL OF EQUSTRIA. IF I CAN'T DO IT, THEN NO ONE CAN. She took a deep breath, and flew as fast as she could into the cloud.

Lightning was going off right near RD as she thought to herself," I really really really shouldn’t have done this". She tried to turn around and go back, but had gotten lost in the cloud. Then, a break in the storm appeared and she flew as fast as she could to it.

She was about it escape when a lightning bolt struck her and she started falling down to the evergreen forest.

As Rainbow Dash blinked in and out of conscious, she saw the ground getting closer, but she could not move her wings, they were too wet.

Her life flashed before her as she got closer and closer. She prepared herself for her death.

And with that thought, she hit a tree, bounced off it and landed on her wing.

She heard a stomach wrenching "snap" and then felt the worst pain of her entire life.

As she began to lose conscious, she thought she saw a big blur coming towards her. And then she was out...

Matt Acton was not having a good day.

1st, he had failed his English final and now would probably have to repeat his junior year.

2nd, his girlfriend of 1 year left him because she was suddenly "into girls", and

3rd he had been randomly teleported to a strange world with mythical beasts and giant sea or river dragons and a apparent lack of anything human.

There was 1 thing that he thought was something good that happened to him.

When he got teleported, he was getting his tent set up for camping when he suddenly felt like he was a giant rubber band and ended up here.

He was a good camper, and he had arrived next to a large overhang, so he deiced to camp for a night there and then setoff the next day to find out where the hell he was.

He finally got his camp set up, and was fishing when a blue Pegasus with rainbow highlights fell about 100 feet away.

“Um, What… The... Hell... Just... Happened...”

He went over to her and found out that it was knocked out cold. Its wings were also at a weird angle and 1 of her legs was splayed in a way that would have made an acrobat jealous." Well, I better go take it back to my... well cave."

Rainbow Dash was having the worst dream of her life. She was dreaming a giant biscuit is attacking her and she was suddenly trapped.

The thing close to her and she screamed and woke up. She was lying on a bed that was not the most comfortable she had ever slept on.

She looked around and saw that somepony had a fire going and that there was a black and gold jacket lying next to her. She tried to get up, but almost fell over.

She looked at her legs and almost started crying. One of them was clearly broken, but it was in a strange web of wood and string, preventing her from moving it from side to side. The other one looked fine.

She was about to look at her wings when the most bizarre creature she had ever seen walked into the cave. It was massive, about 6 feet tall, and looked well built.

It was carrying some wood in its arms and dropped it in a pile close to the fire.

“Um, Hello?" Rainbow Dash asked the creature. Matt almost fell into the fire as he backed up." YOU CAN TALK, WHAT FRENCH HELL IS THIS" (lol could not resist)".

"OF COURSE I CAN TALK, BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW EQUSTRAIN" Rainbow Dash yelled. “That’s it, I either high, drunk, dead or in a coma, 1st I get teleported here, now I am being yelled at by a 3 foot horse. ”Matt remarked

“That’s Pegasus, Thing" RD said rudely. Matt gave her a look that sent shivers down her spine.

“Okay, 2 little bits of advice, 1 my name is Matt, and 2, that’s no way to talk to the "thing" that saved your life", Matt huffed." Wait, what do you mean saved my life".

"You fell out of the sky, hit a tree, and broke your 2 wings and 1 of your legs. I found you and brought you back here and reset the bones in your wings, and put a splint on your legs, and you have also been asleep for the past 24 hours", Matt said in a voice of reason.

Rainbow Dash looked shocked and then the events of yesterday came back into her mind. "Oh god, I lost the one chance to live my dream, “she thought to herself. " Well, do you have any friends that live around here"? Matt asked.

Rainbow Dash suddenly perked up."  My friend Fluttershy lives about 3 hours from here, could you take me there?" “Sure, well I better get ready then."

Matt got ready and picked up the Pegasus and began the long journey to Fluttershys cottage.

About half way on the journey to Fluttershys, it dawned to Rainbow Dash that she had acutely used manners.

Wow, I really must have hit my head hard. She gave an evil smirk and decided to mess with Matt.

She suddenly gasped and stuck her tongue out, pretending to be dead.

Matt almost fell over and started to do C.P.R on the unsuspecting Pegasus. "WHOA WHOA WHOA, dude relax i was just messing with you".

She began laughing so hard that she started to cough her lungs out. "HA HA, REALLY FUNNY" Over the next hour, she kept joking and teasing the poor human.

As they were about to leave the forest, a massive "thing" jumped out in front of them. "A MANTICORE!!" Rainbow Dash yelled. Matt jumped back and almost droped Rainbow Dash.

The Manticore hit them and Matt and Rainbow Dash flew off in different directions.

Rainbow dash landed in a bush, and just laid there, not believing her how bad her luck is.

Then she looked over where Matt had landed yelled “NO, FLUTTERSHY HELP!!".

He was slumped against a tree, a massive gash in his chest and he was not moving.

The Manticore approached him and was about to finish him off, when a voice yelled," WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING"!

It was Fluttershy. "GET AWAY FROM HERE AND NEVER COMEBACK"! She was using "The Stare" and the Manticore slowly turned away and left.

She saw that Fluttershy was not alone, but she fell asleep before she could find out whom.

( I hope you like the story, please review it and tell me if you like it i am always open to comments and subjections )

I will try to upload a new chapter every day if i can.

Chapter 3- Marineshy

Chapter 3 MarineShy

Fluttershy, AJ and Rarity were having a sleep over at Fluttershys house. They were playing games and having a lot of fun. They were almost done with, “truth or dare," when they heard the roar of a Manticore and the scream of Rainbow Dash.

They ran outside and ran into the Everfree forest. Rarity gasped as she saw Rainbow Dash lying in a bush, her leg looked broken. She looked over to where the Manticore was and saw that it was about to kill a strange creature.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING," It was Fluttershy. ""GET AWAY FROM HERE AND NEVER COMEBACK"!

She was using "The Stare" and the Manticore slowly turned away and left.  Rarity and AJ ran over to where Rainbow Dash was lying. Fluttershy gasped and said," Rarity, AJ come over here."

They walked over to the strange creature that the Manticore was going to kill and was shocked at what it was.

It was BIG, nearly 6ft tall and looked like it walked on 2 legs. It was also bleeding very badly form a massive wound in its chest.

Fluttershy flew up and picked up the creature and put it on AJ's back and then took him into the house, Rarity went and picked up Rainbow Dash and brought her back to the house. (She was NOT happy about it).

She put Rainbow Dash on the couch and put the creature on the kitchen table. Fluttershy had suddenly gone marine Sergeant on them and giving them orders.

"AJ GO GET TWLIGHT, RARITY GO UP STAIRS AND GET THE 1ST AID SUPPLIES!!" AJ and Rarity looked around stunned.

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE, GET A GOD D*** MOVE ON"!! They looked at each other and ran to go do their respective jobs.

AJ

AJ was running as fast as she could to Twilights house. She got there and began banging on her front door. Twilight answered the door, looking very sleepy. "Twilight, Ah I need yall to come with me, me and Fluttershy and Rarity found Rainbow Dash and some strange creature in the woods, Ah need yall to come with me." Twilight suddenly perked up. "Okay, give me 1 minute." She went and picked up the book she had been reading last night. "Okay, let’s go."

Fluttershy had managed to stop the bleeding, but he still needed magic to heal it completely.

Rainbow Dash was still knocked out. She was in bad shape, but nothing that Twilights healing couldn’t fix.

Rarity was going through the creature’s bag, and finding some pretty cool stuff.

For one, this "thing" was not the best at fashion, 2; it had some pretty cool stuff. She slowly pulled a large knife out of the bag and tossed it on the floor.

AJ and Twilight came running into the room. Twilight’s mouth dropped when she saw Matt (I am going to start using that name now). Marineshy barked another order at her."

TWILIGHT, GO HEAL RAINBOW DASH, WE NEED THE EXTRA HOOVES." Twilight was in shock, she had never seen Fluttershy like this.

"WELL, GO DO IT NOWWWWWW!!!!!" Twilight went over to Rainbow Dash and cast the healing spell on her.

She heard the bones go back into place and her wings go back to looking like they should. “It will be about 1 hour before she wakes up."

"Okay, NOW WE NEED YOU HELP OVER HERE," Marineshy barked. Twilight approached the strange creature on the kitchen table.

She stood there, looking at it. She had never seen anything like it. It was 6ft tall. It had 2 long legs and 2 shorter ones farther up its body.

Its hooves had 5 fingers, like dragons, but they were longer and softer. It had electric blue hair and it looked fairly in shape.

She then looked to its chest and found a mass of bandages and tape. "WELL DON'T STAND THERE EYEING IT, HEAL THE POOR THING!!!!" Twilight cast the healing spell on it. But, it was not working that well.

The magic kept starting and stopping. at around the 2 minute mark, the wound was almost healed, but twilight was running out of magic.

Right before she was about to collapse, the creatures chest wound healed. Twilight heaved a sigh of relief. She plopped down on one of Fluttershys chairs and fell asleep.

"AJ, RARITY, HELP ME GET HIM UPSTAIRS INTO MY SPARE ROOM". AJ and Rarity looked at Fluttershy. They were going to have to have a long talk with her about what just happened....

END OF CHAPTER 3

I hope you like it

Chapter 5- History lesson

Chapter 5 – History Lesson

Rainbow Dashes POV

I had to get out of that room, I felt so guilty. He had saved my life and I did not even need to thank him. He acted like he was just helping out a friend. He saved my life for no reason at all; he could have just left me there to die. I owed him my life, and I know it. He acted like nothing had happened at all, like this was all just a bad dream for him.  This “human” as he called himself was, was different than anypony I had ever known.  I walked down into the living room where everyone else was sitting.

“So, what did he want to tell you”, twilight asked?

“He wanted to know if my wings work, and also what his hair color was.”

Everyone started laughing.

“Rainbow Dash, I come here and look at this,” twilight asked her.

I walked down and sat next to her and I nearly fainted. There was a picture of a creature that looked almost exactly like Matt. The title of the page was,” The Legend of the 4th Tribe”. “wha, what is this?” I was shocked.

“I was just about to start reading it”

“Go ahead twilight, I want to hear this”

She opened her mouth to speak, but was interrupted by Pinkiepie.

“DOES HE LIKE PARTYS, OR CUPCAKES”

“Well, he was asleep the last time I saw him, so you should probably bake him a batch after Twilight is done with her story.” I said

“Well, can I start or not?”

“YES,” we all yelled

History of the humans

Long ago, even before the time of Equestrias founding, there were 4 tribes. The Earth pony’s, masters of the land and nature. The Pegasus, masters of the sky and weather, And of course the Unicorns, masters of magic and of course, the most powerful and smartest of the tribes, the Humans. The humans were masters of the elements; they had the power to control lightning, fire, earth, water and air. Some of the most powerful could even control life and death. Together with the 3 other tribes, they helped lead to peace and harmony. The humans showed the tribes how to make doors, windows, houses and even how to play music. It was a time of great prosperity and peace, But it was not to last, for a war broke out between the humans and the 3 other tribes shortly after the founding of Equestria. The war lasted for 10 years, and after that time the humans were defeated. The 3 tribes banished them to the highest mountains and the deepest woods in all of Equestria. Peace then followed for almost 25 years exactly, when a handful of humans stumbled into Canterlot. They explained that they were the last of their tribe, that all others were dead. A bloody civil war had been fought over an artifact that would have granted them the power of immortality, but alas it was destroyed in the fighting. Princes Luna and Celestia used their powers to transport the remaining humans to another Dimension

And the humans began to be forgotten. At the 200th anniversary of when the humans left, 1 showed up. His name was Hercules. He was more powerful than anything the princess or anyone else could have imaged. Nothing could kill him, and nothing could stop him. He rampaged the land for nearly 1 full year. But the strangest thing of all happened when he attacked Canterlot. He was about to kill the princess Luna, when he vanished without reason, and he never came back. Equestria had nearly been destroyed by a single creature. So, the princess’s decided to wipe the minds of everypony of anything to do with humans, so no one could remember the horror of what happened. But, 1 other showed up. This time, the human was ultimate good. He saved Equestria from a horror that was so horrible, that no one can ever know what it was, to save the land from collapsing in on its self from panic that it might return. And like his alter ego, he disappeared and never came back. And a human has never showed up since.

Human abilities-

Humans were the most powerful of all the races because they could control the elements themselves, as described in the last chapter. Each human had the ability to control 1 of the elements, and you could usually tell by the color of their hair. Blue meant Lightning, Red meant Fire, Green meant Water, Brown meant Earth, and of course Yellow meant Air. And just like there elements, each human had his own unique personality. Humans were also incredibly strong, able to lift 5 of what a pony could. But for all their strengths, they also had weaknesses. Humans were usually very weak to the element opposite of their own. For example, lightning was weak to water, and water weak to lightning and earth, earth was to fire as water was to fire and so on. Needless to say, if 1 should ever appear, hope that it is an honorable human, and not the destroyer of our world.

Twilights POV

No pony was breathing. I could not believe my ears. The 1st to speak was AJ.

“Your tellen mah that… that thing up there helped found Equestria?”

“You know that his name is not “thing,” its Matt.” Rainbow Dash said rudely

The room suddenly got quiet and really awkward. All of a sudden, spike, who was sitting next to me, coughed and a letter popped out.

“Who’s it from” asked Rarity

“It’s from Princess Celestia , I sent her a letter explain what happened about 5 minutes ago, I’m surprised she sent one back already”

“Well, open it and see what it says.”

Dear Twilight Sparkles,

Thank you so much for writing me. I will be in Ponyville in 15 minutes with 4 guards and also Luna. PLEASE try to keep him calm and DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE THE HOUSE UNDER NO CONDITIONS.

Love, Princess Celestia

I look over at the rest of the ponies and they all have strange looks on their faces. AJ looks really confused and keeps staring at RD. RD has a look on her face that reminds me of guilt. Rarity is trying to pretty herself up before the Princess arrives. Fluttershy looks exhausted and tired and Pinkiepie looks like she is about to cry. This is the most awkward moment I have ever been in.  We were saved by a knock at the door. I opened the door and everyone bows down to welcome Princess Celestia.

“Take me to him, if you may”

I gulped; I had never seen her like this before. Luna and the guards come on and Luna gives me a little wink that makes me feel a little better. We all go up the stairs and open the door to the room…

Chapter 6- My life

Chapter 6- My life

Matts POV

Not 30 minutes after I had fallen asleep, I was awoken by the biggest “pony” I had ever seen. She looked like a cross between all a Pegasus, unicorn and regular pony. All the other ponys I had meet were

“Um, can I help you?”

“ I am Princess Celestia, and this is my sister Luna, we are the rulers of Equestria.”

I suddenly felt very small. “Nice to meet you, um is there something I can help you with?”

She looked at me with aw and wonder, not sure what to expect from me. It made me feel very awkward.

“It has been over 800 years since one of you kind has been to this land, and I owe your race a debt.”

“What do you mean, we’ve been here before?” I don’t like where this is going. “My race comes from a planet called earth, we evolved from apes and we have never been to another planet as far as I know.”

She looked around awkwardly, and bit her lip. I could tell that she was hiding something from me, something big. Everypony else was looking away too, wait, did I just say everypony???

“Your race orginnlay came from here; they helped us found this land, but there was a war between your race and the other 3 tribes. You lost and were banished to the highest mountains and the deepest woods. After 25 years, the last survivors from your race came to me and asked to transport them to a different dimension and the rest is your history,”

I was shocked, I could only think of one thing WTF. I could feel my brain overloading. ERROR, ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE.  WARNING WARNING MELTDOWN IN PROGRESS.  For some reason, I suddenly felt the Trololol music start playing in my head.

Rainbow Dash POV

It was kinda funny. After  Princess Celestia told Matt how his race really began, I swear I could see his brain flashing ERROR ERROR. It took my entire mind not to bust out laughing. Awkward silence soon filled the room. At the same time, I kind of felt sorry for him. His entire view of his race had been changed. I fully expect him to just sit, there staring at the wall.

“Well, I guess you want to hear a little about me, don’t ya?”

Everyone was shocked. How the hay did he just accept that. If it would have been me, I would have been put in an insane asylum. His eyes had a strange look to them. I had the felling he could see me going ERROR.

No one answered, we were all in shock, even Pinkiepie.( that was a 1st)

“Well I’ll take that as a yes. I was born in a country called the United States of America. Both of my parents died when I was very young.” That kicked me out of my shock right there.

“Ah...I’m sorry to hear about your folks.” AJ said sadly

“Don’t be, I never knew them, so after they died, I was put into foster care and was sent to a different family. They were horrible. They beat me and sent me to the hospital for 2 months. During the time that I stayed there, I diced to go into martial arts. After I was released from the hospital, they put me in a home that i loved. My foster parents loved me and I loved them. I got my black belt in karate. I had never felt happier in my life, but I all came crashing down 1 week later. I was sleeping, when I heard a noise from my parent’s room. I got up to go see what had happened. I was halfway there when…”

He stopped talking for a minute. He went and wiped a tear his eye.

“Anyway... I...I head 2 loud bangs and the sound of something dropping. I ran into the room and stopped in my tracks. Both of my parents were laying there, bullet holes in their head. There was a man there, going through my father’s pocket, he pulled out his wallet and put it in a bag. He pushed me out of the way and ran out the door. i never saw him again. My neighbors called the cops after hearing the bang and the police found me sitting near my parent’s body’s , staring at the wall. After that, I was placed in an orphanage to protect me from the media for 1 year. After it all died down, I was adopted and lived with a loving family ever since. A few things to know about me 1 don’t get me mad.2, DON’T MENTION BACON UNLESS YOUHAVE IT! 3, never, ever give me tequila and 4; don’t make fun of my cooking. You follow these; we’ll get along just fine, oh and if your wondering if would hurt you guys, 1, I would not be in here being fine and dandy if I did not want to be and 2, If I wanted to hurt you, which i would never do, you all would be out like lights in about 10 sec flat.

I had never heard a sadder story in my life. I was a little disturbed at how he just got happy all of a sudden, but I have a feeling that we are going to get along just fine, but the hurt part really freaked me out.

“ Welcome to Ponyville Matt.”

Srry I did not upload until late today. I got sick and stayed home. If the grammar is bad, just remember that I am sick and I will try to fix it after I am done. In the meantime:

Enjoy

Chapter 7- Monster+Pinkie= sadface

Matts POV

After I was done telling my story, all the ponies were just staring at me, blank looks on their faces. It took a lot out of me not to fall on the floor laughing at their expressions. Even princess Celestia looked a little bit shocked. I suddenly remembered that I had a bag with all my stuff in it, I wonder what survived.

“If you don’t mind, I would like to talk to the elements alone?” The Princess remarked.

“The elements, what the hay are those?” Wait, did I just say hay. What the hell is going on? Did I have a stroke or something?

“You know what, never mind, go have your meeting, but could I please have my stuff back after it?”

“Of course, it will only take a couple of minutes”

They all left, leaving me once again to my thoughts. I could still here the trololol music in my head. This is going to be a long day.

Twilights POV

We all settled down in Fluttershys cramped living room. None of us talked for a good minute before Celestia broke the silence.

“ Applejack, do you think he was telling the truth when he said that he did not want to hurt any of you?”

AJ thought about it for a bit and said,

“Ah reckon he was tellen the truth, he never did wanna urt us, but he was telling the truth when he said if he wan’ed to, we would have all been knocked out.”

“Thank you Applejack.” She turned to the rest of us and asked

“Does anypony think that he should not be allowed to stay here in Ponyville until we can find a way to send him back to where he came from?”

“We could learn so much from him.” I remarked

“He’s just the challenge I need for a new fashion line.”

“He could be a mighty help on the farm.”

“Since he has the blue hair thingy, I could teach him to fly. IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!!”

The only one that didn’t talk was Fluttershy, she seemed to still be in shock after the story. Pinkiepie was also not in sight.

“It’s settled, he will stay here until he can find a way back.”

“Well, we better go bring him his stuff and tell him that he can stay.”

“Wait, where is he going to stay?”

“He can stay in ma barn until he can find a place of his own.” AJ said

“That sounds fine with me, anyone object?” no one.

I grabbed his bag and started up stairs when I noticed pinkiepie.

Pinkiepie was sitting in the kitchen, staring at a can called “monster”.

“Pinkie, you coming?” She continued starting at the can; I decided to leave her to herself.

We walked up stairs and went into his room. He was staring at us, “So, I am going to live” he said jokingly.

“Yes, you can stay, and here’s your stuff back.” I levitated his bag and drop it on his lap. He looks amazed.” Magic, only unicorns can do it though sadly.”

His smile dropped a little and he started going through his bag. He stopped and gave a funny look.

“Hey, was there a can called Monster in here?”

“Yeah, Pinkiepie is downstairs with it right now, why?”

His eyes get huge and with surprising speed he jumped out of the bed and we all run after him.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” There was Pinkiepie, chugging the last of the drink. We did not know what was wrong, until we saw Pinkiepie. She was shaking and her eyes were tiny.

Matts POV

WTF, THAT LITTLE PINK PONY HAD JUST CHUGGED A 32 OZ MONSTER. She started shaking and her eyes got really small. I knew what was going to happen next.

“HIT THE DECK,” I YELLED JUST IN TIME. Pinkiepie took off at almost the speed of sound and started running around the room, laughing widely.

“WHAT WAS IN THAT DRINK” It was RD.

“IT’S AN ENERGY DRINK; IT CAN PREVENT YOU FROM SLEEPING FOR HOURS.” Her eyes got huge.

All of a sudden, the whirlwind died down as Pinkiepie runs out side.

“AJ, take Matt to your barn and get him settled in, we’ll go after Pinkiepie.” RD said. I was in no position to argue, so I just went with it. We left the house and I followed her to my new home.

RD POV

We ran after Pinkiepie, even the princess, but she was even faster than me.

( play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg)

Everypony was looking around funny, it’s not every day you see the Princess chasing a pony through the streets of Ponyville. Pinkiepie had also seemed to gained the ability to break the 5th wall. We ran around the town twice until she went into the hotel. She would run into one room, and then pop out of another. This went on for about 2 hours until we finally caught her. She was laughing like a manic. Halfway back to her house, she fell asleep. WHAT A DAY.

I hope you like it. I changed a couple of things, so I hope it’s still good. I might write another story tommorw.

Chapter 8- Apples

Chapter 8- Apples

Matts POV

After the attack of the crazy Pinkiepie, I was following the pony called applejack when I remember that I had forgotten my bag.

“Hey, AJ, can we go back, I forgot all my stuff.”

“Ah sure, just make it quick.”

I ran back to the house and got my stuff and ran back. I did another quick check again. Phone check. Laptop Check. Pocket knife Check. 12 cupcakes check. Wait what? Where the hell did I get cupcakes? Anyway check. Wallet check. Spare clothes check. Everything check.

While I was doing this, applejack was starting at me in disbelief as I pulled out both the laptop and also the phone. I checked my phone and found that I had not internet access or service what so ever. Danm I knew I should have gone with Sprint.

“That there’s some cool stuff, would ya mind showing it to me once ya settled in?”

“Sure, it’s the least I can do for letting me stay with you.” Her face lit up like a light.  We continued walking up the path when I stopped in my tracks. There were thousands of apple trees. I had never seen so many before in my life.

“Holy Crap, is this your farm?”

“Yup, welcome to Sweet Apple Acers.” I followed her up the path to the barn, or house as you would call it.

“Wait here, I need to go tell em you are gonna be staying here for a bit.” She goes and leaves me here, just standing around. I take this time to think about what the hay has happened. So far, I have been teleported to a world with no bacon, 2, there are talking ponies and 3, my phone doesn’t have internet service. So all in all, not the best of days. A couple of minutes later, AJ came back outside and told me I could stay, as long as I help out around the farm. I agreed and she showed me up to where I would be sleeping. It was a small room on the side of the house/barn thingy. I unpacked my bag and put my laptop on the floor. It seemed to have a unlimited battery, the same with my phone, so it was not that bad. After I got settled in, she took me down to the farm and taught me how to applebuck.

“ now, the 1st thing ya got to remember when apple buckin is to keep your legs stright or yall break your legs.” She goes over to an apple tree and gives it a good kick. Apples rain down into buckets.

“You try.”

I give the tree a good kick and all the apples fall, most of them landing into the buckets. She gives me a big smile and I feel great. We go applebucking for the about 2 hours. It starts getting dark, so we deiced to go back and meet the rest of the apple family. This was gonna be fun.

When I 1st walked into the room, I have expect everyone to run, but they looked at me a little shocked and it passed as soon as I said hi. There were 3 ponies sitting there. A really really old pony named Granny Smith, a BIG stallion called Big Mac, and a little pony called Applebloom. They were all talking with each other. I tried to stay hidden, but it caught up to me. The 1st to talk was Applebloom.

“So, what exactly a’re ya?”

“ Applebloom, that was mean” AJ said sternly

“It’s ok, but to answer your question I am a human, and no I do not eat ponies.”

She seemed to breathe a sigh of relief. I suddenly felt really tiered.

“If you don’t mind, I am going to go hit the sack, thank you for all your hospitality, and I’ll explain everything tomorrow.” I get up from the table and go up to my room. I climb in my bed (I barely fit) and go to sleep.

Sorry for not posting any chapters till now. It snowed1 foot and my internet went out.

Hope you like it.

Chapter 9- Lightning FTW

Chapter 9- Lightning FTW

Twilights POV

I was walking over to Sweet Apple Acers. I was going to go check up on Matt and see how he was. He had only been here for about 3 days, so I guess he might be a little bit confused. Also, I reread the 4th tribe book, and I was going to try to teach him how to use the lightning element. I hope he can teach me a little bit about where he comes from if I help him. As I walked up to the barn, I noticed AJ running down towards the orchards.

“ AJ, what’s going on”

“I can’t find em, he wasn’t in his room,” she sounded panicked.

“it’s ok AJ, he wouldn’t just run off like that, I’m sure he’s around here somewhere,” trying to calm her down. And is if by magic, we saw him running across the orchard. He stopped when he saw us, and started running towards us at full speed.

“HELP, TELL HER TO STOP CHASING ME!!!!”

Then we see what he’s running from. The one and only Pinkiepie

“Stop silly, I just want to know if you like parties.”

“GAH LEAVE ME ALONE, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, YES, JUST STOP CHASING ME!!” He runs past us and jumps into an apple tree.

“Hey Twilight, AJ, how’s it going?”

“Um fine, could you possible leave Matt alone for the day, I was planning on asking him some stuff today, and no offense, could you possibly stop chasing him?”

“Sure, as long as he agrees to come to one of my party’s.”

“OK OK, I will come, just please leave me alone for a bit.” She looked a little sad, but she happily went of bouncing in the direction of Ponyville.

“So Twilight, do you want me for anything, because I was going to go show AJ my laptop.”

“Acutely, I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind going back to my house and answering some questions, besides I want to show you something too, AJ can come along if she wants too.”

“Nah, ah’ll be fine, Matt go with er, yall have plenty of time to show me your stuff later.”

I was so excited I almost started running towards Ponyville, but I forgot 1 thing.

“Um Twilight, I don’t really feel comfortable running into the middle of a town without people knowing who I am.”

I felt so dumb. That would not have ended well if I just came in with him in the middle of the town. I could just teleport him to my house.  This was going to be funny.

“Here, just grab onto my leg.” He gave me a look that was a cross between disbelief and really confusion. “Just stay calm, you’ll be fine.” I concentrated and cast the teleport spell. We were standing in the library. Matt stumbled back and fell down.

“What the hay just happened?” he was looking around confused.

“I just teleported you to where I live, I hope I didn’t scare you that bad.”

He smiled and laughed. “Scare me, that was so awesome, so what did you want to show me?”

“Yeah, well it said in this book that your race or tribe had the power to control the elements, and you could tell what you could control was by the color of your hair. Blue like yours for electricity, red for fire, green for ocean, brown for earth, and lastly blonde for air. So I was going to see if I could help you use your Electricity.” He gave me a look, and then started laughing as hard as he could.

“Wow, you got to be kidding me, I can control electricity?”

“Yea, so do you wanna try it?”

“HELL YA, so what do I do?” He was jumping up and down with excitement.

“ okay, if its anything like magic, all you have to do is concentrate on it, and it should happen. Now if it does’t work for your 1st time, don’t worry. It took me ages to finally be able to cast magic. So, just concentrate on a small spark.” He closed his eyes, and after a minute or so, a small spark jumped from his fingertips. He opened his eyes and his face was filled with absolute joy.

“ I CAN’T BELIVE I JUST DID THAT. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, oh wait, let me try it again.”

He closed his eyes and even faster, a large amount of electricity came out from his hands and went into a light bulb. The blub burned brightly and retuned back to its normal self. This went on for about an hour or so, and then I had an idea. I levitated a book over called “Electromagnetic fields”.

“Hey Matt, could you try something for me?” he stopped shocking apples and came over to where I was sitting.

“Yeah, what do you need?”

“Do you know what an electromagnetic field is?”

“I think, wait is that the thing with the magnets and electricity?” I ignored him.

“Well, apparently you could make em fields, in theory.”

“And how do I do that, wait, let me try something?” he closed his eyes again and I heard a small buzz.

“Okay, throw something at me.”

I was really confused, but I picked up an apple and threw it at him. It suddenly stopped like it hit an invisible barrier and fell to the ground.

“SOB, it acutely worked.” My mouth was hanging. I looked at the book under EM fields; it said that large amounts of electricity going through an EM field could theoretically become a barrier. I suddenly had another brilliant idea. I turned to a page called “Superconductors” I looked it up and I had a great idea. I went into the kitchen and picked up a fork. He looked at me really confused. “Try to make this thing float.”

“Um, okay??” he looked at it and it started floating.

“NO WAY, THIS IS SO AWESOME!!” he was the happiest I had ever seen him.

“Thank you so much for helping me with this, if there’s anything I can do, please tell me.”

“Yes, could you possibly tell all of us about where you come from, oh and show us your strange machines in your bag?” he smiled.

“I would love to.”

I hope you like it. Please rate up and feel free to leave comments. Ch 10 ether tommorw or Monday.

Chapter 10- Earth

Chapter 10- Earth

Rainbow Dash POV

I was chilling out in my house when Fluttershy came up and rang the doorbell. I got up and lazily flew over to the door.

“What do you need Fluttershy?”

“Well... t- Twilight asked me to come and get you, apparently Matt wants to show us something.” I immediately perked up. Finally, I get some answers to my some of my questions. And I get to see Matt. YAY

“Okay, LETS GO” I zoom out the door and fly as fast as I can to Twilights house, leaving Fluttershy spinning on the deck. I get there and fly through the door, scaring everypony there. Matt was in the kitchen, starting intently at a bowl of corn kernels.

“So Twilight, why did he ask us to come here?”

She gave a small smile. “He wants to show you something, and answer any questions.” I was so happy.

“We’re just waiting on Fluttershy.” About 5 minutes later, Fluttershy trotted in. Finally, we can start.

He got up from the table and walked out to where we were sitting, carrying the bowl of corn. He coughed and cleared his throat.

“Thank you all for coming, 1st order of business, I want to thank you all for saving my life, and 2, watch this. He closed his eyes and shot a bolt of lightning at the pcorn, scaring everypony. He gave a smile and pointed to the bowl. Where the corn used to be, there was nothing but popcorn. Everypony mouths were hanging open.

“THAT WAS SO AWESOME, CAN YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE.”

“yeah, but not right now, I’ve been doing this all day, so I’m a little tiered, besides, I thought you guys wanted to ask me some questions?” We all nodded, still in shock. I mean it’s not every day you see a lightning bolt come out of someponys hands.

“ well, shot away” and of course the 1st to talk was Pinkiepie.

“ Do you guys like to party?” He gave another of his smiles.

“ yes, we love to party.” That seemed to please Pinkiepie to no end. The next was AJ.

“What do yall eat?” he gave this question some serious thought before answering.

“Well, we eat the same thing as you guys, but we also eat meat. Yes I know that sounds disgusting, but most humans need it to live, or you have to eat a LOT of vegetables. I guess that I’ll have to get used to them.” That was a bit disturbing that they ate animals, but at least they could survive on veggies. The next to talk was Fluttershy.

“What kind of animals do you have on your planet?”

“Well, we basically have the same kind of animals as you, besides the Manticors and other mythical things.” Next was of course Rarity.

“Does your world like fashion?” He gave a big smile.

“Oh yes, we have entire stores and company’s devoted to just that.” I had to ask the next one.

“What is it like to live on your world?” He gave me a funny look.

“You want me to explain to you my entire world?”

“Um yeah.” He gave a sigh.

“This is gonna take a while, okay my planet has a name. It’s called Earth. We are the only as far as we know, smart creature on our planet. Theres about 7 Billion of us. We all live in about 200 countiries. Each country has a certain amount of land and have their own rules and laws. I come from one of the most powerful countries, The United States of America. It’s a constitutional republic, and a new leader called a president is elected every 4 years. Most of our race are nice, caring and good people, but a good portion of them are evil. They are easily corruptible they will kill, and not good all-around people. Also, most of the time some of the countries are at war with each other. We don’t have any magic, so we learned to use tools to build and help us. Were also very good when it comes to science, and some of us think that we are the only race in the universe, but I guess that that’s now out the window.” He stopped talking and started at me.

“Does that answer your question for you?” His world sounded so great, but I had a feeling that he really did mean that some of them are evil. But I had 1 more question that was bothering me.

“Can you guys fly?”

“Well, we can’t  fly without big machines, but yes we can fly.”

“How fast are you talking about?” he paused for a minute to think about that question.

“Well, most of our military’s planes can fly around twice the speed of sound, but the fastest think are ICBMS, they go around Mach 16” I was shocked and ready for a challenger, finally something as fast as me.

“What’s an ICBM is it like a type of plane or what? Twilight asked him.

“Well, an ICBM is also called a nuclear missile, and its basically the most destructive  and evil thing that we have. It’s armed with something called a Nuclear Bomb, or has many of them.  A nuclear bomb is a type of explosive device that can destroy an entire city in a single blast. Only 2 have ever been used, sadly by my country against another country called japan to end a worldwide war, and they both killed around 125000 people.

Twilight looked like she wanted to cry.

“Why would you make something so evil?” He hung his head in shame.

“Honest to god, I really don’t know, and could we please get of this topic?” he suddenly yawned.

“I wish I could see your world one time.” I told him.

“Yeah, so do I.” he looked sad. We sat around in silence. All of a sudden, Matt looked up and jumped to his feet and ran outside. We all went outside to see why he ran out. It was late at night and no pony except us was up. He pointed to the sky.

“Oh you got to be fucken kidding me.”

“What, what is it what…are…you…looking….at?” Twilight stuttered. There in the sky, was a metor falling right towards us. We did’t have enough time to run away, we were all in shock. I heard a strange buzz as the meteor crashed about 50 feet to our right. A huge piece of dirt came right for us, but it suddenly stopped and fell to the ground at our feet.

“Oh thank god that worked, that was close.” Matt exclaimed.

“What, What did you do?” I asked him.

Twilight ansered, “ he projected and eletromagntic field that protected us from the dirt.” I had abosutly no idea what she meant, I looked at Matt, wanting an answer.

“Hey, don’t look at me; I have no idea what she means either.” I laughed, finally someone who doesn’t get Twilights smart person talk.

“Um, if yall don’t mind, what the hay is that?” she was pointing to where the meteor was, but it wasn’t a meteor.

( dun dundun- dundun-dundun-)

For JOKEBLUE, next chapter is a big ass one. Sovietbacon signing off.

Chapter 11- who?

Chapter 11- Who?

Matts POV

I couldn’t believe my eyes. What…The…Hell. Okay 1st of all, how the hell did a police telephone box get here and 2, how the hell did a police telephone box get here. God I needed some sleep. I looked around and everyone had their mouth hanging out of their mouths we all stood there, staring at it for a good 5 minutes, before RD started walking forward towards it. We all followed suit and finally got a good view of it. It was a blue box, and it had no marks on it what so ever.

“Um, yall what he hay is it?” they all looked at me like I should know exactly what it is. I had no fucken idea.

“Don’t look at me, I have no idea what it is.” Twilight walked or trotted around it. She hit it with her hooves, and gave it a very confused look. All of a sudden, the door opened and a  brown stallion with a red fez jumped out with about the same amount of energy as Pinkiepie.

“WOW, a world populated by horses.”

“Um, were ponies, and could you please tell me who you are.” Twilight said confused.

He gave a huge smile.” Oh and they can talk, and there’s a human, oh this is so cool.” He suddenly burped and a wisp of golden smoke came out of his mouth.

“Oh dear me, I’m afraid I am going to be faint.” And with that he fell down and stopped moving, leaving the rest of us looking at each other in confusion.

“ um, well we better get him back to my house, here can you help me.” She looked at me. I went over and picked him up… and almost dropped him.

“ wow, someone likes there beans” I got him back to Twilights house and laid him on the couch. Gold smoke continued to pour out of his mouth from time to time. God this keeps getting weirder and weirder, all we need now are the dukes of hazard and were good. I stopped for a second, fully expecting to hear the General Lee roaring outside her house, but thankfully nothing happened.

“Hey Matt, can I ask you something?” it was RD.

“Yeah, what do you need?” I was still in shock, so I really couldn’t say no right now.

“Can you do anything else with your lightning powers?” I smiled and levitated the spoon she had. I made it fly around the room and drop back on her hooves or hands or whatever. She gave the biggest smile I had ever seen.

“THAT WAS SO AWESOME”

“Well, if you guys are done showing off, could you possible help me figure out who this guy is?” Twilight interrupted, slightly annoyed.

“OHHH, I hope he likes parties, speaking of which, I got to go plan one.” She bounced out of the room. I got a bad feeling.

“Matt, if it would be alright with you, could you maybe stop by my store so I can get you out of those ghastly clothes. “ Rarity said smugly. I took as it as a little bit of an insult, but I agreed. I was really tired, so all I wanted to do was sleep.

“Hey Twilight, do you mind if I crash here tonight, I’m ready to fall over right now, no offense AJ.”

AJ smiled,” Its ok, ah be fine.” As with that she walks out of the room with Rarity and Fluttershy. I sat down on a chair, and I was asleep as soon as I hit the comfy chair.

When I woke up, I opened my eyes to see the brown stallion staring right at me, about 2 feet away. You think that I would have gotten used to it by now. Uhhhhhh, I feel out of the chair, scaring Twilight, who was making something in the kitchen.I looked around to discover that everyone else was here to,and it looked like they’ve been here for a while.

“ how long was I asleep for?”

“About 10 hours.” It was rarity.

The stallion was still starting at me, so I decided to break the tone. I

“ so, whats your name?”

“The Doctor.”

“Who?”

“Yes that’s right, my name is The Doctor” I could’ve asked about 1000 questions, but I was still very groggy.

“I have a question for you, what is a human doing in a land of talking ponies?” The Doctor asked.

“She summoned me here by accident.” Pointing to Twilight, she blushed and turned away. The akward moment was saved by RD.

“Wait, how the hay did you get here anyway, and are you okay mentaly?” RD asked.

“I was fighting the Daleks at the medusa cascade when my TARDIS suddenly fell through the rift in space and time and I had to regenerate on the way, and then I landed here.” Everypony looked around, not believing their ears. I looked at RD and she had the same look on her face, utter confusion.

“So, yall an alien, cause you’re a pony, see, yall even have a cutie mark.” AJ pointed to his flank and sure enough, there was a tattoo of an hourglass on the side of his flank.

“Yes, I bet that when I regenerated in the Interdimensional vortex, my body was transformed into a pony. Hmm that would make me a pony time lord, or a time lord pony.” He laughed and I officially thought he was mentally crazy.

“You don’t believe me do you? Well, allow me to show you.” And with that, he jumped off the couch and ran out the door. We all looked at each other and ran out the door except me and Twilight.

“Um, Twilight, I can’t really go outside since nobody knows who I am.” She looked around guiltily, she was hiding something.

“ Twilight, what did you do?”

“I might off…hadeveryponycomeinandseeyouwhenyouwereasleepandtellthemwhathappened, oh wow look at the time, I better get going.” And she ran out the door, leaving me really really confused. I shrugged it off and ran out after her.  The Doctor was walking around the police box, sometimes hitting it with his hooves.

“Oh you poor thing, I hope you’re alright.”  He turned towards us. “ I need one of you to hold this rope for me while I go in and turn on its emergency repair circuit.”

“Um, it’s a box; I don’t think you need to have a rope but ok.” AJ got a rope out and tied it around his waist. I have no idea how she tied it. He opened the doors and jumped down. AJ kept feeding him rope and her eyes got huge once she realized how much rope was in it.

“Little bit to the left, no to the right, NOT THAT FAR. Left, perfect.” I heard a switch flick and the Blue box suddenly started floating and landed itself straight up near a tree. The Doctor jumped out and AJ in shock untied the rope. He gave a smile

“Now do you believe me?” we all nodded, still in shock.

“Now, the TARDIS will be repairing its self for at least 6 hours, so if you don’t mind could you show me around your town?”

“I have to agree on him, I want to see Ponyville too.” I said.

“Okay, let’s go see Ponyville.” They all cheered and I knew that today was going to be a long day.

Ponyville was the cutest town I had ever seen. There was a market and little shops all over the place. I also noticed that all the ponies were about as tall as Twilight, so I felt like Godzilla. Are 1st stop was Sugarcube corner. As soon as I walked in, I knew that I was going to like this town. There was so much cake and cupcakes, I felt like I had gotten diabetes just by looking at them. The owners were Mr and Mrs Cake. Perfect names. After that, we went to Raritys shop so that she could measure me for some knew clothes. She asked me to take off my clothes, but I lightly said hell no. she looked sad, but she just got out her tape measurer are measured every single seam. Some in places I would rather not have had her touch. In the corner, RD was giggling. She kept laughing until Rarity wanted to go design her some clothes. Now it was my time to laugh.

After Rarity had declared she was done, we went around exploring Ponyville for the remainder of the 4 hours. The Doctor was surprising quiet, which creeped me out. As soon as it hit 6 hours, we ran back to the TARDIS as The Doctor called it.

“Now then, who wants to come in the TARDIS?” No one answered, so I guess he took it as a yes and opened the door. I was the 1st to go in, and I nearly fainted. So did everyone else that came in. except Pinkiepie. She started running around the TARDIS.

“It’s…its bigger on the inside.” Fluttershy gasped

The doctor smiled. “I get that a lot.” His smile suddenly went into a frown after he heard Pinkiepies laughter echoing around; I guessed that he felt letting Pinkiepie on board was not the smartest idea. All of a sudden, the doors to the TARDIS closed and a strange noise suddenly went into are ears. The doctor was in panic, flipping switches on this big panel in the middle of the TARDIS.

“Doctor, what’s going on?” it was Twilight, and she sounded panicked.

“I DON’T KNOW, THE TARDIS IS TAKING US SOMEWHERE!!” We heard Pinkiepies laugh, and it suddenly reminded me of a batman movie. The TARDIS began to rock and roll, everyone except me feel over and started sliding back and forth. It would have been hilarious if I wouldn’t have been so scared. All of a sudden, it all stopped and the noise stopped too. The doctor got up dizzily and opened the door, and gave the biggest smile I had ever seen.

“Um Doctor, you’re a human.” RD pointed out

He looked over his body and discovered he had turned back to what he should look like, AND HE WAS FINNALY GINGER.(yay)

“Matt, come here for a second.” I walked over to the door and started crying.

“Matt what….is…it?” Twilight stuttered. They all went over to the door and looked out, and all there mouths dropped.

“Welcome to Earth”

Thank you all for supporting me though me story. Feel free to leave comments and surjections. PART 1 OF 3 or 2

Chapter 12- To bat or not to bat?

Chapter 12- To bat or not to bat?

Rainbow Dashs POV

“Welcome to earth”

I couldn’t believe it. I looked outside of the TARDIS and saw a massive city, 3 times the size of Manehattan. He told us that there were a lot of his kind, but this was freaken nuts. Twilight looks like she was in shock. Matt simply walked out like it was nothing; well he’s from here so I guess it is nothing. None of us could still move

“Wha…where are we?” Twilight asked.

“Were in New York City, that over there, pointing to the place where all the buildings are, is called

Manhattan.”

“Wait what, Manhattan, like Manehattan?” He gave me a funny look.

“Manehattan, is that like a city or something?”

“Um, yeah, it’s one of the biggest cites in all of Equestria, up there with Cloudsdale.” He facehooved or facepalmed in his case, and shook his head. I started to walk outside, I was about to go outside the door, when Matt put his arms out.

“let me go out 1st, just to make sure no one is around.” I backed up and he stepped outside. He looked around and went around the TARDIS once, before declaring it was safe, but to be careful. I turned to the Doctor, but he was busy clicking buttons and looking at screens, trying to figure out what happened. Matt camed back in and asked the Doctor if they could go out.

“Yes, yes, just stay around here, I’ll be out in a bit.” He went back to his work. We walked outside, the 1st ponies to be on Earth. It was warm and bright. We were in a wooded area, just across from the city. A large river separated us from the city. I was really thirsty so I walked down to the river to get a drink.

“NO, DON’T DRINK THE WATER” Matt yelled as he practically tackled me. I flew up and nearly hit him.

“WHY NOT, there’s nothing wrong with it.” He was paler than usual, and he seemed to be sweating a little.

“ That’s the Hudson river, normaly you could drink it a little bit up river, but since were so close to New York, that water would make you very sick,or at least make you throw up.” I was really confused, but I was saved by Twilight.

“He’s right, the water doesn’t look right to me, or smells right, yuck.” He gave her a bad look, but he started laughing.

“I guess it does.” I heard a noise, and looked back to see the Doctor coming out of the TARDIS.

“Well, I have no idea why the TARDIS took us here, but I can tell you that were going back in exactly 6 hours, whether you like it or not.” I only had 1 thing on my mind; I wanted to go to the city.

“6 hours, no sweat, we’ll have plenty of time to have fun once we get to the city.” Matt gave me a look of crazy ness.

“Um, not trying to be rude, but I don’t think you can come.” I instantly felt sad and angry, but it wasn’t me who said it.

“What yall mean we can’t come, we let yall stay with us, why can’t we go see this grand city of yours?” AJ said rudely. Matt bit his lips and we could tell he was trying to say something.

“It’s not that I’m trying to be rude, but I don’t think that humans would react kindly to talking ponies walking into NY. They might have a bit of a panic attack.” He said it with a little bit of guilt. We all started arguing with him, but we were saved by Twilight. Meanwhile, The Doctor was watching us and chucking softly.

“What about this, all of us can stand on clouds, what if RD and Fluttershy flew up to the top to a cloud, and then I could teleport us up there?” he gave this some serious thought before he answered.

“ok… but you have to be very careful not to be seen, the last thing we want is some crazy tourist screaming about flying ponies and stuff, besides I could use a trip into the city, I need to get some supplies so that I can live with you guys without going crazy, OH MY GOD I COULD FINALLY EAT SOME BACON!”  He looked really happy.

“Hey Doctor, would you mind if had some cash, if you have any, all I have is a $20.” The doctor laughed and went back inside and came back with about $1000.

“Will this do?”

“Yeah, perfect so we’ll meet back here in 5 hours, got it?” everyone nodded their head in agreement. Then it suddenly dawned on me, how was Matt going to get over there?

“ Matt, how are you going to get over there?”

“I’ll be fin, go have some fun, just be back here in 5 hours and please don’t be seen.” Me and Fluttershy flew across the city and landed on a cloud, a moment later, Twilight and the rest of the gang teleported on top of the cloud. Thank Celestia it was a big one. We all got comfortable as I pushed the cloud slowly over to the city.

Matts POV

As soon as RD and company were gone, I went over to the doctor and asked him if we wanted to go to the city for any reason? He gave me a smile and we went inside the TARDIS. I heard the strange noise again, we shock a little bit, and then it stopped.

“There you go, now please be back here in about 4 hours, and stay out of trouble.”

I stepped outside and I had never been happier in my life. I was outside a breakfast place, and I could smell bacon. I ran inside and got seated. I looked at the menu and ordered the bacon deluxe. 8 pieces of bacon, bacon with eggs, and 2 pancakes, it was so good. As I was savoring the bacon, I made a list of stuff I had to pick up while I was here. I had deiced to give Equestria a try. I wasn’t going to bring some high tech stuff, but I was going to pick up some essentials. 1 baseball bat (never know when it’ll come in handy) 6 books, 1 for each of the ponies as a thank you gift. A book of animals for shy, human technology for Twilight, military planes for RD, fashion for Rarity, sweets for Pinkiepie, and for AJ, a book about…CRAP WHAT WAS I GOING TO GET HER. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD, calm down Matt, just think about it. What would she like? I could get her a book on human farming? I’ll think about it when I get to the book store. What else do I need? I think that is it; I don’t really need that much. Besides, the baseball bat can serve many purposes, hitting stuff, and defense and of course it could be good for hitting more  stuff, and breaking stuff, and also for working out. Well on the bad side, a bat does look like a giant metal club of death, and they don’t really know me that well, so that might turn into a problem. GAHHH, who knew this could be so difficult?  OH, I could get some socks (derp). Well, let’s get going. I save 1 piece of bacon and walk out of the restaurant. It feels so good to be back, even though it’s only been about a week. I love NY. I wonder what everyone else is up to.

Authours note:

New chapter either tommorw or friday

Chapter 13- KEEP AWAY FROM THE HAT

Chapter 13- KEEP AWAY FROM THE HAT

Twilights POV

The city was beautiful; it was almost exactly like Manehattan, but like 3 times bigger. Almost everypony was enjoying watching the city from above, except RD.

“GAHH, I’m so bored, can we go down there for a little bit. PLEASEEEEE!!” she was giving me the cutie eyes, and I have having a hard time trying to resist. I wanted to go down there to, but Matt told us not to go down there under ANY circumstances. It was beginning to get dark, and we had about 1 hour left before we had to go. His world seemed so great, but at the same time, I could feel a sense that this can be a very very bad place at times. But I was dying to go down, and so was everypony else.

“GAHH” RD yelled scaring me. She jumped off the cloud and started flying around us, really fast.

“RD, calm down, we can go back if you want to, wait where’s Pinkie?” I looked around in horror, trying to find her.

“Right here silly.” She was jumping from cloud to cloud. Phew, that could have been worse.

“Will yall look at that, that’s really perty.” She was pointing to the brilliant sunset, it was almost as beautiful as the one back home with Princess Celestia doing it . I suddenly remembered that we it was time to go back.

“RD, it’s time to go back, could you push us?”

“Finally, this place has to get 20% cooler and quick.” And with that, she started moving the cloud back to where the TARDIS was. RD was going really fast, I could tell she wanted to go back home. We crossed the river at high speeds and AJ almost lost her hat.

“Woah sugarcube, yall don’t need to go this fast.” She ignored her and sped up. Something was bothering RD, and I want to find out what. We touched down where the TARDIS was last time, but it wasn’t here. Everypony was worried until we heard the strange whishing noise and the TARDIS appeared right in front of us. The doors opened and Matt and the Doctor stepped out.

“Hey, how did you like the city?”: I opened my mouth to speak, but RD beat me to it.

“IT WAS SO BORING, no offense.”

“None taken, but I had fun and got some stuff.” I just noticed that he had had several large bags in his hands and he had a large metal club on his back.

“Matt darling, what is that  awful thing on your head?” she was pointing to a large grey hat with a red and gold star on it.

“It a Russian soldiers hat, it’s awesome.” It really did look cool.

“Matt, here let me take it off and fix it.” She went to take it but Matt jumped away.

“You are NOT taking this hat, if I am not going to eat bacon for a year, then so help me god I am keeping this hat.”

“But it looks so bad, are you sure you don’t want me to fix it.”

“NO, LEAVE THE HAT ALONE” this went on for several minutes before RD calmed the situation.

“I like it, its super awesome, OH could I try it on?” He face palmed and reluctantly gave it to her. She smiled and put it on her head. It was way too big for her. Everypony and even Matt and The Doctor were laughing. (just imagine RD with a Russian hat, I dare you)

“Ok, can I have my hat back please?” she smirked and flew up higher.

“No, its mine now.” She gave him a raspberry and flew higher. He sighed and the hat flew of her head and landed in his hand.

“Wha, how did you do that?” she was flabbergasted.

“The star is made of metal, so I can use my electricity powers of awesomeness to bring it back to me.” He gave her a raspberry and I couldn’t help laughing.

“Your no fun.”

“When you mess with my Russian hat of Russianness, I’m not that fun.” (omg it had a spell check for Russianness, Wow just wow)

“So, what yall do or get in that big city?” AJ asked him; before he could answer he was interrupted.

“As much as I would like to keep listening to this, we sorta of have to go or we’ll be stuck here for a LONG time.” The Doctor interrupted.

“Race you guys to the TARDIS.” We all trotted into the TARDIS except Matt, he was staring at New York.

Listen to this

“ Matt are you okay.” I was watching him just stare and then I saw a tear fall.

“Goodbye my old friend, I’ll be back for you bacon, just you wait.” I saw a couple of more tears fall and he wiped his eyes with his sleeve. I walked over to him and patted him on the back.

“Thanks Twilight, please don’t tell anyone else.” I noded and he turned around and walked towards the door.

Turn off music

“ARE YOU GUYS COMING OR WHAT?” RD yelled. I went inside and so did Matt, but he turned around and waved goodbye to his world. And with that, the noise happened again and the TARDIS rocked back and forth. I forgot how bad the journey was. Everypony was sliding back and forth, except Matt who was almost relaxing on the guard rail. The rocking stopped and The Doctor was back to looking like what he looked like when he came here.

“Hey Matt, what about you come over to the library so you can show us what you got.”

“Ok that sounds good, I have some stuff for you gals.” He sounded like AJ. We all walked out of the TARDIS. We heard the wishing noise and the TARDIS disappeared.

“Well that was rude of him, but I do hope he comes out.” Rarity said.

It was night in Ponyville, so we had to be careful not to wake anypony up. We opened the door to my house and were met by spike.

“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, EVERYONES BEEN WORIED SICK.” He shouted, I’d never seen Spike this angry .

“its ok spike, we were with The Doctor.”

“The what now, and whys Matt carrying a giant metal club on his back?”

“ I was wondering the same thing spike.” AJ said. Matt turned a bright red and he looked like his hat.

“I’m going to explain that, but 1st can I have something to eat?”

“You sure do eat a lot Mr. human.” Pinkie said

“Well, when you’re this big you tend to eat a lot.” He chuckled. I came out with an apple and he ate it in about 10 seconds flat. We were all staring at him with our mouths open.

“What, it’s good and I’m Hungary.”

“Well if you don’t mind, would you care to tell us why you have a giant metal club on your back?” Spike said rudely.  Matt sat down and began to talk.

“Okay 1st, this isn’t a giant club of death, it’s a baseball bat and it used for playing the game Baseball. I would love to show you it, but not right now. I use it to hit these.” He pulled a small white ball form his bag and tossed it up in the air and caught it again.

“Well, what’s in all the bags?” RD said suspiciously.

“There some Thank you for saving my life gifts, I thought I repay you guys for taking care of me.”

“Yall didn’t have to do this, we would have been happy with an apology.”

“Well, I can’t exactly take them back can I?”  he said smartly.

“Here I got this for you RD.” he took about a book called “Military planes and how they work”

“I don’t really like to read.”

“Well it’s a good thing that there’s a lot of pictures.” She opened the book and was greeted by a giant metal thing. She looked really happy.

“For you Twilight.” He pulled out a BIG book called. “Technology: a guide” i opened the book and I nearly cried, it was an entire book of strange machines and how they worked.

“Here ya go Pinkie.” He pulled out a multi colored book and gave it to her. It was filled with pictures of giant cakes and sweets. Her hair somehow went even puffier.

“And for you Fluttershy.” He gave her a book about animals of earth. She epped in delight.

He facepalmed and turned away as he gave a book to Rarity.

“Don’t make me say it, you have no idea what I went through to find this.” It was a book about human fashion. Matt was treating like it was some sort of disease.

“Are you sure you don’t want me to do something about that hat.”

“NO, LEAVE MY RUSSIAN HAT ALONE.” He yelled. Everypony had a gift and was happy, except AJ.

“Where’s my gift?” AJ said, narrowing her eyes. Matt turned red.

“Well, heres the deal, I got you a gift but its not a book…so please don’t buck me to death.” He took out a large box and gave it to her. It was filled with seeds.

“These are some seeds from my planet, I thought you might like them.” She smiled and said she loved it.

All of a sudden, Matt slumped and fell asleep in the chair, still wearing the hat. Rarity got up and tried to take it of his head, but suddenly withdrew her hoove.

“He shocked me, that was very rude.” We all laughed and went home. I put a blanket over Matt and I went up to go to sleep.

Hope you like it, will put up another chapter soon bye

Chapter 14- you sir, are a dumbass

Chapter 14- you sir, are a dumbass

Matts POV

God I hope this is a dream. I really hope it is, because if it is, I’m wanted in Vatican City and on mars.  OH GOD is that a giant biscuit. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY. I suddenly felt someone shaking my shoulder. It was Twilight.

“Oh thank goodness, you were mumbling about someone named the “pope” she acutely sounded scared.

“Twilight, humans dream the strangest stuff, do you guys dream?”

“Of course we do, but we usually don’t remember them, speaking of which, I have a couple more questions for you.” I got out of the chair and twisted my back, cracking it. Twilight looked in shock as I cracked the rest of my joints. I love doing that.

“Is there a problem Twilight?” as I cracked my knuckles on my left hand.

“Can all humans do this?” she was still in shock.

“Most humans can crack there knuckles, but not many can do all there joints. It’s a required skill.” I said smugly, 3 years of martial arts stretching helps.

“So, what do you want to know?” she walked over to the table and levitated up the book I got her about human technology. She brought it over to me and dropped it on the table.

“I need you to explain something to me, I couldn’t figure it out.” She flicked to a chapter called “Computers “. This is

something I know

“What can’t you figure out?”

“How does a bunch of metal make a machine 10000x quicker at math then a human or pony?” oh god this is going to take a while. But it was going to be fun

Authors note ( I am not going to try to explain this, so there is going to be a little time skip.)

Oh my god I wanted to shock myself to death. THERE WAS SO MANY QUESTIONS. GAHHH

“And that’s the basic idea, anymore questions?” I really really wanted to go for a walk or go hit some baseballs.

“Nope, I’m good, besides you should go help AJ up on the farm.” I got up and walked over to the door before I stopped. DERP

“Um, could you come with me; I have no idea where I’m going.”

She laughed and I got my 1st view of Ponyville at full height.  I walked down the street and was surprised. The other ponies would stare for a second and go back to whatever they were doing. I guess they liked me. God I hope so. We kept walking until we had arrived at Sweet Apple Acers.  It was about 3:00 I guessed, so AJ should be here.

“Hey AJ, Matts here to help you.” No one responded, and nothing moved. I got a bad feeling. We walked up to the barn and opened the door.

“SURPRISE” I nearly jumped out my skin. There was everypony I knew and some I did’t. there was a big banner that said “Welcome to Ponyville Matt!” and they also said that. There was cake and sweets and apples, hell even a DJ setup. Oh this was gonna be fun. Pinkiepie went and introduced me to everyone here. There was a unicorn called Lyra, who seemed to be fascinated with my hands and basically everything else about me. AJ had to basically drag me away from her, but I got the feeling that I would meet her again. After I had met EVERYONE, that took about 2 hours, I really wanted something to drink, so I walked over to the punch bowl and poured myself a drink. By this time, I had noticed that some of the ponies were acting a bit strange. They were bumbling around and stumbling and laughing for no reason. I shrugged it off and poured myself a HUGE cup. I chugged it and nearly fell over.

“Holy crap, that’s been mixed with a LOT of hard cider.” I managed to not fall over. I have a high tolerance from alcohol, but DANM, that craps HARD. I stumbled over to AJ only to find her laughing at a support beam. Oh god this is not good. I looked over at the punch bowl and saw that RD was about to take a drink.

“NO, DON’T DRINK THE PUNCH!” I yelled, scaring her half to death.

“Why shouldn’t I?” she raised her eyebrows in suspicion.

“Someone or somepony spiked it with a LOT of hard apple cider. If you don’t believe me take a sip.” She eyed the drink suspiciously and smelled it and recoiled.

“You weren’t kidding, who did this?” she looked really pissed, so was I.

“I have no idea, but once I find out who, let’s just say there’ll be taking a little nap.” She laughed and then got serious and nodded her head.

“Okay, but 1st lets go tell everyone not to drink anymore of the punch.” As with that, she walked up to where the DJ was and spoke into the mic.

“Attention ponies, somepony has spiked the punch bowl with hard cider, and I want to know who.” No one said anything, well those that could speak. More than half of them were drunk of their ass, including AJ, Rarity, Fluttershy and even Pinkiepie. Twilight was nowhere to be seen. RD looking really angry flew up and landed next to me.

“Okay plan B, go dump the punchbowl and then lets clean this place up a bit.” I was happy to oblige. I picked up the bowl and dodged drunken ponys until I got out side. I walked a bit and turned to go dump it in the compost when I heard some snickering. I got out my phone and went to my voice recorder app and opened it. Let’s see where this goes.

“I can’t believe they acculty drank it, they must really be dumb.”

“Yeah, and after we blame RD, she’ll be kicked out of Ponyville and out of Cloudsdale forever.”

Oh this is going to be fun, wait tell I tell RD.  Wait, they stole for AJ. Oh this is gonna be fun.

“Yeah, and once everyponys out, lets go take that stupid humans hat and take a piss on it.”

OH HELL NAH, THEY JUST CROSSED THE LINE!

“Yeah, this is going to be so fun.” I heard the bushes Russell and saw 2 Pegasus come out of them. Oh this is going to be fun, RD is gonna get another gift.

“So, you’re the one who spiked the punch.” They stepped back and almost fell over. Then they started laughing.

“Yeah, and what of it. You too dumb to do anything anyway, and besides, how will you tell them if you are knocked out.” They started circling me. It was so cute; they thought they can acutely knock me out.

Fight scene starts here (if you can call it that)

They both threw a buck at me and they met my shield. It was so funny. They looked at each other and flew up really high and dived right at me. They slammed into my shield and bounced of it, landing in the compost pile.

“Um, is that it, cause that was an epic fail.” I think I made them angry and they attack me again, once again my shield kept them looking like idiots. I kept laughing and they started to get rash.

“Okay, I’ll make this fair; I’ll turn of my shield.” And with that, they both attacked me. I blocked both of their kicks and threw them into the compost pile. They flew up and tried the dive move again, but this time I had a little surprise for them. As they were flying down toward me, I smiled and shot 2 bolts of electricity at them. There eyes got huge as they hit them both and they crashed into the ground, knocking themselves out. I chuckled and picked them both up and started to walk back towards the barn. I opened the door and threw both of them on the floor like dolls. Twilight and RD looked at me with shock, well mostly Twilight. RD looked like I had down something really cool, which I had. Wait, where did Twilight come from.

“I caught these 2 behind the compost pile, and I have proff that they were the ones that spiked the punch, here listen.” I got out my phone and opened the voice recorder and played the whole thing. RD got super pissed when she heard the part about blaming her, and she walked over to them and bucked them both HARD in the balls.DANMMMMMM. Note to self, don’t piss of RD.

“Twilight, where did you go?” I asked her

“Oh, I went back to the library and found a spell that cures drunkenness.” I gave a raise of my eyebrows.

"Your kidding me, you can undrunk people. My god that would be so convenient on my planet.” She nodded her head and her horn began to glow. A few seconds later a wave of purple aura went through the barn and kept going. All the ponies suddenly shook there heads and the ones on the floor stood up and stumbled a bit.

“What…what happened?” AJ mumbled.

“These 2 “buddies” took your hard cider and spiked the punch and was going to blame me.” RD said, kicking them again to prove a point.

“So yall stole my stuff, and ruined the party, and tried to blame RD.” AJ said, narrowing her eyes. She slowly started walking towards them. OH god, I think I might want to get out of here. Apparently everypony else thought the something and nearly trampled themselves to get out

“Hey,I’m gonna go and crash up in my room AJ, do you need me for anything.”

“Nope, and if yall hear something, don’t check.” I looked at RD and she got my message.

“Hey AJ, I think that I’m gonna go home to, you don’t need me do you?”

“Nope, I can handle these 2 by myself.” Oh god, run away run away. RD zoomed out of the barn and I almost got to the door before I heard.

“SO YALL THINK YA CAN STEAL MY STUFF AND RUIN A PARTY DO YA!” I heard a grunt of pain and more yelling. I went to the house and was met by Big Mac.

“word of advice, don’t go in the barn for a little bit.”

“eeyup”

I laughed and went up the stairs and I fell asleep as soon I as I hit the pillow.

Chapter 15- NO F****** WAY

Chapter 15- NO F****** WAY

Chapter 15- NO FUCKEN WAY

Matts pov

WTF is with me and the weird ass dreams; well I hope this is a dream. If not, I am married to Rosie o’Donald .OH GOD BAD THOUGHT BAD THOUGHT. Well, time to wake up. Come on Matt, get out of the bed. I got up and walked over to the window. It looked like it was about 11 am. Wow I slept LATE, I wonder what happened to the 2 dumbasses. I hope AJ didn’t kill them. I’m not in the mood to go to a funeral. Wow, what is up with me today, I’m acting like Darth Vader. Must be a lack of bacon in the blood stream. I walked down the stairs and walked into a deserted kitchen. Wow, it really must be late. I walk over and pick an apple from a bowl and eat it. Danm I’m Hungary. I eat another apple and another. After about 10 apples, I finally feel full, and I feel fat. Let’s go see what’s happening out side.

I walked out the door and scanned the horizon for AJ or anyone. I couldn’t see anyone so I decided to go check the barn. Still no one was in there. Where the hell is everyone?

“YALL CALL THAT WORK, I COULD’VE BUCKED THE ENTIRE ORCHARD IN THAT TIME” yup, there’s AJ, but where’s Mac and Apple Bloom?

“Eeyup” and followed by giggling, check and check.

“You can’t treat me like this, I’M DUMBBELL.” Ah, so one of the dumbasses name is Dumbbell, good to know.

‘AH DON’T CARE WHO YALL ARE, YALL STOLE MY STUFF AND TRIED TO BLACKMAIL MA FRIEND” I heard a grunt of pain. Danm, never steal from AJ. I finally arrived at the sence of the crime. There were the 2 DA’s, hooked up to a plow and from the looks just plowed a field. AJ still looked really angry.

“Hey AJ, what’s going on?”

“Oh hey Matt, I was just tellen these theifs that they can’t plow worth dung.”

“OH, is this how they are going to repay you for stealing your stuff?”

“Ya, and they STILL GOT A LONG WAY TO GO SO KEEP PLOWEN!” she gave them the most evil look I have ever seen and they go back to plowing a HUGE field. I couldn’t help laugh when they went by me.

“You’re going to regret this THING, I’m going to make you pay for this.” Dumbbell said. I went next to them and whispered in his ear.

“Hit me with your best shot” I walked over to AJ.

“Hey Matt, would it be all right if yall took a cart of apples down to Sugercube corner?” She still looked pissed, so I thought it would be smart not to fight it.

“Sure, where is it?”

“It’s on the right side of the barn, yall can’t miss it.” And with that she turned back to yelling at the 2 pony’s. I ran up to the barn and found the cart, filled with apples. I remembered the route that Twilight had showed me that led to Ponyville.

After about 30 minutes of walking, I arrived in Ponyville. It was a nice day some everyone was out and about. They all smiled when I came in, so I guess they like me. I sorta failed after that and got lost. I never knew Ponyville was this big. After about another 10 minutes of searching, I finally found the shop. I knocked on the door and was greeted by Mr Cake. God I love his name.

“Oh hey Matt, is there something I can help you with?”

“Yeah, AJ told me to deliver this cart of apples to you.”

“Ah yes, thank you for the delivery, here’s your tip.” He handed me a small bag of money.

“Thank you so much Mr Cake.” He smiled and I left. Hmmm what to buy, my stomach seemed to know the answer. I had eaten nothing but apples for the past week, so I need a little protein. I looked around and saw a soup place. Hmm, what do you think stomach, it gurgled in response. i noticed that there was a line behind it. I got to the back of it and the line as it slowly moved up. I heard yelling and a pony walked out looking really angry. No, it could be. I had never been here, but this place looks really familiar. I finally got to the front of the line. There was only 1 pony in front of me. I looked at who the soup pony was and nearly died on the spot.  It took everything I had not to laugh, and I mean everything.

“NO SOUP FOR YOU, NOW GET OUT.”

NO FUCKEN WAY, IT’S THE FUCKEN SOUP NAZI IN PONY FORM. OH MY FUCKEN GOD. THIS JUST MADE MY LIFE COMPLETE. It took everything I had not to grin like an idiot or burst out laughing.

“Hello, I would like a large noddle soup.” He gave me a funny look but poured the soup. I suddenly remembered what Krammer did to make the soup nazi like him.

“Its sad that no one these days has any respect for the soup, you put all your effort into it and they still disrespect it. He gave me a funny look again.

“It’s good to find somepony or something that feels the same way as me about the soup.” He said.  One thing led to another and before I knew it, I had befriended the Soup Nazi. I took out the money and gave it to the pony manning the cash register. I took the soup and looked inside, it was filled with bread. I walked out of the place, and basically ran to Twilights house. I HAD BEFRIENDEDTHE SOUP NAZI. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.I knocked on the door. She answered it.

“Oh hey Matt, what are you doing here” I couldn’t help myself anymore. I put the soup on the ground and started rolling on the floor laughing, scaring the crap out of Twilight.

“MATT, ARE YOU ALRIGHT, SPIKE COME DOWN QUICK, SOMETHING’S WRONG WITH MATT” I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. Spike came down and looked at me with a look of utter confusion.

“Matt, you need to tell me what’s wrong, are you hurt” all I could manage to do was point and the bag and stumble out the word soup. I think that got to her and she finally realized I was laughing and not dying. Spike and Twilight helped me into a chair. It took me 10 minutes for me to calm down enough to talk, but I could make any clear words. I kept chuckling for at least another 20 minutes before I finally stopped, and could make clear words.

“Matt, what was so funny”

“I went to the local soup shop…” she cut me off

“Let me guess, he yelled at you and said” no soup for you” he’s such a jerk.” I laughed a bit, but it passed.

“Acutely, your wrong, I am now his best friend, look in the bag” she looked like she didn’t believe me, but then she saw the bread and her eyes went wide.

“He gave your bread, he never gives anypony bread. Hay, he even banned Pinkie and RD from coming in the shop.”

“Well I guess he likes me."

“Yeah, well you’re lucky, his soup really good, otherwise he would have been kicked out long ago”. Just then, RD flew though the open door and started to hover around us.

“Hey Matt I heard…you...had is that soup from his shop?” I could’t help but smile like an idiot.

“Yup, apparently I am his best friend and best costumer, why does he not like you?” She suddenly turned red and landed. She looked really angry. Uh oh.

“NOT LIKE, HE BANNED ME AND PINKIE FROM COMING IN HIS SHOP, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN 1 TRIP AND YOU’RE HIS BEST FRIEND. NOT FAIR.” Shes not that scary as AJ when she’s angry, but she’s up there.

“So I guess you don’t want any of this soup do you?” she suddenly backed up and turned the anger level down a few notches.

“I never said that.” I heard her mumble.

“ well it’s a good thing that I got a large, you can have  some of it if you want.” She suddenly perked up and ran and hug tackled me. I heard Twilight and spike giggle.

“Um, Dash, I can’t breathe.” She jumped back and blushed.

“Well if you 2 are done hugging, the soups getting cold.” She jumped to the table and started chowing down on the soup. Wow, she really likes that soup. I try it and I swear to you, it is the best soup I have ever had.

“HE EVEN GAVE YOU BREAD, LUCKY”

My time here was going to be fun.

Authors note

I just watch the soup nazi episode when this came to me, hope you like it.

Chapter 16- War of the Spoons

Chapter 16- War of the spoons

RD POV

Sweet Celestia I love this soup.  It’s been so long since I had some, ever since that day. I shuddered as I remembered that day, that ladle hurt. Well anyway back to eating soup. NOM NOM NOM

Around 30 minutes later…

I shouldn’t have eaten all that soup. It’s declared war on my stomach and is winning. I look over at Matt and he’s still eating it. Spike and Twilight look full and also shocked as Matt keeps eating food. Wow Pinkie might have finally met her match.

“Um… why are you staring at me?” he said with one of his eyebrows raised.

“I never seen anypony eat that much food , do all Humans eat this much?” Twilight said

He started laughing. I am starting to like his laugh, it’s really awesome.

“Well, normally I don’t eat this much, but before I had saved Dash here, I had not eaten for about 2 days, so I’m making up the difference.” I blushed when he mentioned saving me, I still have to pay him back for that.

“But you have been eating a lot lately without a lot of working out so you BMI could be changing in a negative way” I have no idea what she said, egghead as usual. I don’t Matt understood it either.

“Dash, did you understand any of that, cause all I heard was working out and negative way?”

“Nope, you got to lean that Twilight is an egghead and something’s she says don’t make that much sense”

“I think you’re on to something there Dash, maybe Twilight should take some…” he was cut off by Twilight throwing a spoon at his head. It stopped about 2 inches from his face, and flew right back at Twilight. She epped and ducked under the table. The spoon went under the table after her. She screamed and ran into the library, spoon still chasing her. By this time me and spike were rolling on the floor laughing, but stopped when a large book hit Matt in the head, knocking off his hat. It landed in the sink which was filled with water. Matt suddenly stood up and went to the sink, pulling out his wet hat. The room got deathly quiet. He looked the hat over and I swear his eyes turned red.

“OH IT IS ON” He yelled .Twilight giggled and got another book ready. Before she could throw it, 5 spoon’s she had flew towards her. She screamed and ducked. Matt  and the rest of us where  laughing as they continued to follow her around the room. Suddenly 4 books flew by us and hit Matt hard in the head. I gasped as he stumbled back and nearly fell over. I saw blood start to run down his face. Twilight gasped.

“Matt, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to hit you that hard” he raised his hand up and she stopped talking. I suddenly had a bad feeling in my guts.

“You wanna play it like that huh, okay lets have some fun” his normally happy voice was now very calm and had no emotion in it. Suddenly every single spoon rose up from the cabinets and table.

“Um Spike, I think we should duck” he followed my advice and me and him ducked under the table. All of the spoons zoomed after Twilight who ran out of the library as fast as she could. The spoons followed her out. We got back up from under the table.

“MATT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT” Spike yelled at Matt looking very angry. He turned around and faced us. Blood was still coming down from his face. He did’t look that scared of Spike.

“Does this look like a reason why to you and besides those spoons will only chase her for about 10 minutes, so no worries” I had a different view than Spikes.

“MATT THAT WAS AWESOME, YOU SHOWED HER” he gave me a weak smile and collapsed and fell on the floor. I flew over to him. He was knocked out and blood was still pouring from a cut on his head

.

“Matt MATT, oh horseapples, Spike stay here, I’m going to get Rarity, she knows some Healing spells.” I flew out the door as fast as I could. When I got to Rarity’s, I saw that she and AJ where talking to each other. I flew down and landed right next to them.

“Hey Rainbow, do yall know why Twi was being chased by spoons?”

“Yeah, and besides Matts hurt, Rarity I need you to come with me QUICK”

“Oh my, what happened?”

“I’ll explain when we get there, NOW COME ON.” They looked at each other and ran to the library with me. On the way over, I could see Twilight running in the distance, spoons still after her. I held the laugh in.

When we got to the Matt, he was had stopped bleeding but was still knocked out. Rarity and AJ gasped when they saw him.

“What in tarnation happened?”

“Yes, what did happen?”

“Less Talky more Healy, I’ll tell you after that” Rarity’s horn glowed and the cut sealed, and then disappeared.  The blood disappeared, and he looked a lot better. He was still knocked out, but I guessed that he would come out of it in a bit.

“So Rainbow dear, could you explain what happened?” AJ nodded in agreement.

“Well, Matt had gotten some soup from the…” I told them the story and by the end of it, I had 2 different reactions.

“OH, does that mean I get to fix his hat for him, I have so much planned. I’m going to MERPH” she was cut off by AJ sticking a hoof in her mouth like she does with Applebloom.

“Yes Rairty that’s nice and all, but what ah’m wondering is how he got bread from the soup shop. That pony doesn’t like anypony.” Rarity nodded in agreement. The 3 of us began talking but was stopped by Matt suddenly waking up.

“Well I’m SO glad that everyone was worried sick about me getting knocked out, it really warms my heart” his voice was dripping with sarcasm. All 3 of us suddenly turned around to see Matt standing up, looking a little bit annoyed.

“Were sorry, we kinda got a little bit of topic“ AJ said

“It’s ok” he grumbled rubbing his head. Just then, Twilight ran back into the library, spoons still following her.

“MATT I’M SORRY; PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP CHASING ME.” He smiled and the spoons went back to where they came from.

“I accept you apology, but you still ruined my hat. So…” I guess Rarity took this as her cue.

“I would be happy to fix it for you, I was planning on” she was cut off by Matt

“I will let you fix my hat under 1 rule, YOU WILL NOT CHANGE ANYTHING TO THIS HAT, if you do I swear I will make it that every single metal thing you have in your shop will stick to the ceiling.”  I suddenly rememberd Twilight running away from the spoon’s, I started laughing and soon everypony even Matt was laughing.

“Um, why were we laughing?” Spike asked

“ I have no idea, laughter is infectious” I started laughting again and it happened all over again. Rarity of course had to go and spoil it.

“If you don’t mind,but I will take some time for me to fix it darling.” Matt gave the most confused look after Rarity had said darling.

“That’s fine, but I am a man of my word”

“Matt, what is it with you and that hat.” I asked him, this had been bothering me for a while.

“1, its awesome, 2 it’s awesome and 3, it’s really comfortable” The hat was awesome, but now it was stained and dripping wet. He gave Rarity the hat.

“Hay, has anyone seen Pinkiepie lately” I had’t seen her since the party. Everypony and Matt all shrugged.  Pinkie suddenly popped out from the sink, scaring Matt and everpony except me.

“I’m right here silly”

“What, how… Is a regular thing with her?” he stuttered looking at me

“Yup, that’s Pinkie for ya” we all stood around for a little bit, not sure what to do. Thankfully AJ saved the day.

“Well ah’m gonna go check on Hoop’s and Dumbbell” she walked towards the door but was stopped by a crashing noise outside. If it’s The Doctor I swear I am going to go buck him up for randomly leaving us and telling us anything else.

Authors Note

I am sorry about not posting a long chapter. I had a 4000 word one done when the power went out and shut down my computer. It took 2 hours for it to come back and when I checked the document this was all that I had left. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I will try to post another chapter in a couple of days. Oh and the reason I deleted the update was because I didn’t really need it. So sorry if anyones mad.

SovietBacon

Chapter 17- Don't touch my lemonade

Chapter 17- Don’t touch my lemonade

Matts POV

Deep inside Matts mind

A lonely brain cell is sitting at a desk, doing his boring job of staring at screens all day. he wants to clock out and go back home to his kids and family, but since there systems had gone offline for a while, the boss was making every cell stay late to make sure everything was fine. The last thing they wanted was another accident.

“I’m so bored” the brain cell muttered to himself. His cell phone rang (Get it Cell Phone… screw you)

“Hey honey, why aren’t you home. “ she sounded worried

“Boss is making us stay late to make sure nothing happens to the reactor. I think he’s a bit paranoid, so what do you want for dinner, I was thinking I was gonna grab some ion stew from that place in the frontal lobe.”

“Oh that sounds good. Ok hey sweetie, can I talk to you about something.” He got a bad feeling in his mitochondria. Suddenly, a red light started blinking on the control display.

“Hey, I have to go.” He hung up his phone and looked at the panel.

“No, that can’t be right… Hey Bob, can you come over here.” He called out to another cell.

“What’s up ted?” he asked with concern.

“Here look at these readings, they can’t be right.” Bob stared at the panel and scratched the top of his head.

“That can’t be right, we would felt quakes before.” He was cut off by a massive brainquake. Everycell fell out of there chair. It suddenly stopped and there was confusion everywhere.

“WHATS GOING ON” Bob slowly got to his feet, another cell answered him. All around, lights were going off and alarms were blaring. He looked at his panel and nearly fainted. The reactor that controlled wtf moments was heating up beyond belief. He looked out of his window at the reactor. It had started to glow red.

“THE CORE IS HEATING UP TO RAPIDLY; WE NEED TO COOL IT DOWN.” He yelled to Bob

“INJECT EMERGENCY TROLOLOLS NOW, IF THAT DOES’T WORK SCRAM.” He yelled over the alarms. Ted pushed a button on his console and the infamous trololol cooling system went into action. The reactor slowly began to stabilize and return to normal. He breathed a sigh of relief and called his wife.

Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom… Wait wrong story sorry.

Meanwhile in Ponyville. Yeah got it right

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. What…WHA…WHAT…ERROR…ERROR… Wait, why is the trololol song playing in my head? How…HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE. I was of course talking about the 3 filly’s that had just crashed landed in Twilights front yard thingy, or to be more praise the bushes. I recognized 1 of them as AppleBloom, but the other 2 I had no idea. 1 of them was a unicorn and another was a Pegasus’s.  It appeared they had just crashed a scooter.  None of them looked hurt, but one of them wasn’t happy.

“Thanks a lot AppleBloom, Now my scooters broken.” The Pegasus said.

“Well I’m sorry Scootaloo.” Hmm… Why I am suddenly craving chicken. Nugget in a biscuit nugget in a biscuit. I think I might have some minor brain damage. Good night of sleep should make it go away, I hope. They had stopped yelling at each other and had finally noticed me.

“Who are you…? Are you a spy?” Scootaloo asked me. I opened my mouth to speak but was interrupted by Dash.

“No he’s not a Spy, he’s a human. “Jabbing me in the side.

“Whats a HU-men.” The unicorn asked. She sounded a lot like Rarity. I was going to speak when I was interrupted by Twilight. Damn it, LET ME TALK

“It’s an ancient species of animal that helped found Equestria. He’s the only one of his kind.” Wow thanks Twilight. Being called an animal is sure to make me like you a lot more after you hit me in the head with a book.

“Can he talk?” Scootaloo asked Dash.

“Of course he can talk silly” Applebloom answered again for me. Rage levels increasing.  I opened my mouth to speak again but was cut off AGAIN. PREPARING ORBITAL RAGE CANNON.

“Well why isn’t he?” Scootaloo asked Twilight.

“Maybe because every time he opens his mouth to talk one of you cut him off.” Spike said soundly slightly annoyed. THANK GOD SOME ONE GETS IT. Or whatever Spike is, I have to ask him. They all looked at Spike with a look that he had said something really rude, then they FINALY realized what they had been doing.

“My names Matt, now could you possibly tell me who are you 2. I know who you are AppleBloom.”

“I’m Scootaloo, this is Sweetie Bell and were the CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS.” They said the last part in unison.  Scootaloo jumped over to Dash.

“RAINBOW, THE WONDERBOLTS ARE COMING TO CLOUDSDALE IN 3 WEEKS.” She said really excited.

“OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH WE HAVE TO GO.” She took off and started flying around us really fast. Everyone else there look excited too.

“Um who are the Wonderbolts?” Dash stopped flying and dropped down and got in my face.

“YOU DON’T KNOW WHO THE WONDERBOLTS ARE!” She has really big eyes. Why I am just now noticing this?

“UM Noooo.”

“HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE WONDERBOLTS” she was yelling.

“WHY ARE WE YELLING.” I said in Cabooses voice from RVB

“Um let’s see… I’m from a different planet and have only been here 1 week?” she backed off a little bit.

“Oh... There the best flying team in all of Equestria, and I am going to join them someday.” She got this far of and determined look in her eye. Wait…Flying team. OH I know what they’re talking about.

“OH like the Blue Angles and the Thunderbirds. There the best flying team’s in the world. They perform all these tricks in the air, right?” I love the Blue Angels.

“I don’t know who those are but they have awesome names, but no one is better than the Wonderbolts.”

“Oh really, there better than the Blue Angels?” I said with sarcasm.

“Oh yeah.” She got back in my face.

“Really, I have a video of them on my laptop that I could show you.”

“You’re not hearing me. NO ONE IS BETTER THAN THE WONDERBOLTS, OH I GOT TO GO PRACTICE.” And with that she left.

A couple of ponies had walked over and were looking at Twilight and the rest of the gang.

“Girls could you come with me, the mayor wants to talk to you.” Said a pony.

“Um I guess. Come on girls, Spike watch Matt.” And with that they left me and Spike standing there. The Cutie Mark Crusaders took off going towards the bowling alley. I looked at Spike and he looked at me. We both shrugged and went into the library. I sat on a chair and Spike went upstairs to what I guess was his room. He come out with the biggest bowl of rubies and gems I have ever seen. I gawked at him.  He then took one and ATE IT. Welcome back wtf moment.

“Mmm that hits the spot. Want one?” offering a ruby the size of my hand.

“You eat Gems… Spike what the hell are you?”

“I’m a dragon.” DERP.

“Um no offense. But are all dragons this short.” If looks would kill I would have been mildly wounded.

“NO..I’m a baby dragon.”  He said the last part sadly, like he was ashamed.

“Can you breathe fire?”

“Yeah, but not that far.” A flame went about 3 feet out of his mouth. Holy crap that was cool.

“Hey Matt, can you do anything else besides make metal float?” he asked me.

“Yeah. I can make a shield around myself and shoot lighting out my hands, but I’m not that accurate with the lightning. I could show you but I’m afraid I might burn your house down, and the last thing I want is to pay for it.”  He laughed at that last one.

“Wow that’s really cool.”

“Hey Spike what is it that you do around here?” this had been bothering me for a while.

“I’m Twilights assistant; I help her run the library and send letters to the princess.” He stood up straight when he said this.

“Ah cool. I was wondering because I was probably going have to get a job soon.” I was probably gonna be stuck here for a while so I better make the best of it. I suddenly felt really thirsty.

“Hey Spike, do you have any lemonade?” he gave a funny look.

“Whats lemonade?” I started to bang my head on the table. Hard.

“YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. You don’t know what lemonade is?”

“Um no…Why is it important or something.” Facepalm facepalm facepalm.

“ Do you have the following things. Water, lemon juice and sugar?”

“Yeah let me go get them.” He went into the kitchen and came back with them and a lot of measuring tools. I got up and went to the table.

“Okay this is how you make lemonade. 1st, add 1 cup of sugar. Then add 1 cup of lemon juice, then stir in the water.” I poured it into 2 glasses. I chugged mine. Spike sniffed it and then took a sip.

“Woah. THAT’S GOOD, how have I never thought of making this?”

“I don’t know Spike, I honestly don’t know how your society could live without.”

I was cut off by the strangest noise. It sounded like a giant swarm of bugs. I heard somepony scream. Spike had a look of horror on his face and rushed to the door, closely followed by moa. What…The…FUCK.

There clouds were darkned by a swarm of little bugs. They looked so cute, that is unitl they dive bombed  a food stand. It disapered between a blanket of bugs. 1 second later they left, leaving a cart to its wooden Skelton. I only had 1 thing to say.

“OH SHIT.”

The swarm kept ravaging the town. Ponies where running left and right, hiding wherever they could. A small number of them came and flew towards us. Me and Spike basically dived back into the house. I heard a thud as they hit the door.

“SPIKE GRAB MY BASEBALL BAT!” he gave me a WTF look.

“LARGE METAL CLUB OF DEATH” He went over to my stuff and picked it up with surprise. The Bat was bigger than him.  He gave it to me and I stuck in between the handle and the lock. My god I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone ( NO pun intended).

“SPIKE WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS!”

“There called Parasprite’s, we had them come to Ponyville once and they nearly destroyed the town, I guess there back for revenge.” I heard a window break and swarm of them poured them, heading right towards the lemonade.

“DON’T TOUCH MY LEMONADE.” I yelled. I guess I scared them. They flew out the window, but a couple of them stayed. I rushed to the window, and put a small shield around it. I have no idea how I did it.

“That should keep out for a bit.”  Looking back to where Spike was. He had caught the only still in the house in a glass jar.

“Nice job Spike, now how in the name of two steps from hell do you get rid of these little varmints?”

“Well, Pinkie got rid of them by getting them to follow her with music, but shes in canterlot at some cupcake contest.” Hmmm…. Troll face.

“Spike, what would happen if you played bad music?” he thought about it for a moment.

“That might work… Horseapples I don’t have any bad music.” I smiled so big I swear it looked like I had a watermelon in my mouth.

“I do my Dragon friend.” I pulled my phone out of my pocket and opened the music folder. I shuddered as I opened the “Worse songs in the history of Man” folder.

“Spike here put these on.” I pulled out to 2 sets of ear buds.

“That bad?”

“You have no idea.” We both plugged are ears. I gave spike the thumbs up and I clicked play on the screen. Rebecca Blacks “Friday” started playing. The Bug started to fly back in horror. It had a look of

horror on its face. After about 5 minutes of it I shut it down. No creature should have to endure all that, no matter how annoying. Me and Spike both smiled. It quickly went into a sad face when we looked outside. Ponies were running around everywhere and a couple of buildings had caught fire. This is not turning out to be a good day. I spotted Twilight running around looking crazy. I saw a flash of light and she teleported into the room.

“SPIKE THE TOWNS BEING DESOTRYED WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.” She screamed. She looked old women crazy. I rushed over to my bag and pulled out my laptop. I put Friday on windows media player and got it ready.

“Twilight, do you have a spell that can make things louder?” She gave me a funny look.

“Yeah, what do you have in mind?” I told her and Spike my plan.

“Oh that’s brilliant, BUT WE HAVE TO HURRY.” Calm down Twilight. We rushed upstairs to her balcony.

“Ok once this starts playing, Spike go down there with the phone and try to herd them back into the forest.” He nodded and walked down stairs, removing my baseball bat.

“Okay Twilight ready?”

“Yeah.” Her horn glowed and a purple aura encased my laptop. I clicked play.

Seven am waken up In the morning

Gotta grab my bowl

Gotta get cereal ( I’m sorry but this is about as far as I got in the song before I turned it off)

The swarm of Parasprites suddenly stopped moving as they heard the music. They started to fly away very quickly.

“Spike GO NOW.” He nodded and ran outside, my phone blasting the lyrics as loud as it could.  The swarm turned and flew off as fast as they could.  Ponies were in disbelief.

“It’s working…I can’t believe it.” Twilight said. Spike kept chasing them until him and them went out of sight. I turned off Friday and Twilight turned off her spell. We looked at each other and I did the doctor evil smile. She gave me a confused look and then laughed.  A couple of poines had started to come towards us, looking equaly confused. Dash suddenly droped down from nowhere and landed on the balcony.

“What the hay was that entire racket?”

“That my Pegasus friend is how you get rid of an entire swarm of little varmints. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but thank god for Friday.”

“You got them to run away?” she sounded like she was in disbelief.

“Yes I did…Well I came up with the plan, Spike and Twilight helped out quite a lot.” I pointed my finger towards a blushing Twilight. I turned toward Twilight. SPIKE, I HOPE HES ALRIGHT.

“What did the mayor want?”

“I don’t know, we got about halfway there before they attacked.” I looked back and saw that at least half the town was now looking towards the balcony. The crowd suddenly spilt like the red sea and here came Spike, being carried by a group of poines. They all chered for him. They came and set him down at the door. I walked down and met him.

“So Spike, congrats on being the Town hero that will sure impress Rarity.” His face turned so red I could have toasted toast on it. Hmmmm…. I want some toast now. Toast and chicken that sounds good.

“How did you know?” he stuttered.

I chuckled a little bit.

“A magician never tells his secret.” Trollface.

I’m sorry for the lack of updates. My word got broken and I had to go and buy a new one ofr a hundred bucks. I am goingto try to post a couple of more chapters to make up for the lack of it.

Feel free to comment and critique.

And if the characters are out of place or it feels rushed. I am typing this a t 1:45 in the morning.

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Chapter 18- FUS RO DAH

Chapter 18- FUS RO DAH

Matts POV

Ugh, I finally got to sleep. After Spike had told every pony how I was the one that came up with the idea for how to get rid of them, they all wanted to throw a party for the town heroes, me and Spike. I politely told them it was nearing 9 pm and that I NEED TO SLEEP. They looked a little sad but let me go back to AJ’s. After about 30 minutes of walking, I noticed that something was following me. I could hear hoof steps in the woods. I decided to ignore and I picked up my pace back to the barn. I somehow got past Applebloom and stumbled into my room. I fell fast asleep, which brings you up to date on what is happening.

Wait, why do I have the feeling that I’m being watched? I open my eyes and scan the room. Huh nothing. I hear a noise at my window, and flash of green light. I jump up and open the window. Nothing, okay this is getting creepy. I turn the lock on the window and go back in my bed. So help me god If I hear another noise something is going to meet Mr. Chuck Norris or Mr. Bill Cosby. What I named my fist’s… Stop hating.

I suddenly felt a feeling that I was being watched…AGAIN. I looked around a discovered I was not in my room. For one there were not about 500 apples covering the walls and 2, THERE WERE NO WALLS. Where the hell am I? It was nothing but an endless white blob. The white went on forever. I still had the feeling that someone was here with me.

“Ok… Gonna take a shot in the dark here, or in this case white, Um hello?” No one answered. I called again, but I saw something out of the corner of my eye move. I turned around and saw nothing.

“Ok…This is getting creepy, as if it wasn’t without the moving thingy’s.” I turn around and was fus ro dah’ed by a large purple pony, but this one had a wings and a horn, well I think as I fell down somehow while floating. Floatception?

“GREETINGS HUMAN, HOW ARE THOU ENJOYING IT HERE!!!!!? MY EAR DRUMS

“Um…Fine?”

“THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR!” Is this like some kind of mental breakdown?

“Um who are you?”

“WE ARE PRINCESS LUNA, GODDESS OF THE MOON AND THE NIGHT!”

“Um your majesty, could you possibly stop yelling?” This was up there with FUS RO DAH. She blushed a little bit.

“We… I am sorry for yelling, but I was only speaking in the Royal Canterlot voice.”

“Canter what now?”

“The Capital of Equestria of course, where I and my sister live.”

“Canterlot, that reminds of a castle in my races myth and legends. It was called Camelot.” I thought of Monty python. We kept talking and talking.

“So Luna, where are we?” I had gotten a little side tracked.

“We are in the deep part of your subconscious.”

“Huh…”

“Is there something wrong?”

“No…Just thought my subconscious would be a little more…Oh what’s the word, wacky? She gave me a smile and chuckled.

“It’s time for you to wake up now; it’s been nice getting to know you.” She waved her hoof and I woke up.

I open my eyes to see my room was filled with sunlight. I look at the time and it’s around 8 am. Wow I had nearly slept for 12 hours, thanks Luna .Better go help AJ with some apple bucking. I’m still full from eating around half my body weight, so I walk right outside without pausing to eat. Yup, there she is. She sees me before I can say something and yells hi at me. I try to yell back, but for some reason nothing comes out. Oh crap this is NOT GOOD.  She looks a little bit confused that I didn’t answer back. She trots up to me.

“Ah Matt, are yall okay Sugercube.” I pointed to my throat. She tilted her head a little bit.

“Is there something wrong with your throat.” I nodded in agreement.

“Could ya tell me what’s wrong?” FACEPALM. Ow, that one hurt. I think she realized what she had said, and face hoofed herself. It’s kind of funny to see a pony face hoof.

“Did yall lose your voice?” I nodded. Still trying to piece out how that happened.

“Well shucks, that’s not good?” NAHHHHHHHHHHH. She gave me a grin…Oh this is not going to be good.

“Well it’s ah good thing I now a cure for this.” She said in a strange tone. She pointed up towards the house. Against my better judgment I followed her. She led me into the kitchen.

“Wait here, ah’l be back in a jiffy.” She went down into the cellar and came back up a minute later holding a strange bottle. It turned and changed colors.

“Here drink this, it’ll give ya’ll your voice back.” I raised an eyebrow in suspicion. It looks like a rainbow in a jar. Okay that acutely sounds like a drink.

“Don’t yall trust me?”  LIGHTBULB. I hold up a finger and go and grab a piece of paper and a quill. She looks a little bit confused.

“I do, but could you at least tell me what is in it?” She gave me a smile.

“It’s made with zap apples.” Okay what the fuck is a zap apple? I didn’t really say it but I cocked my head in a way so it got the message across of what the hell is a zap apple?

“A zap apple is an apple that is only grown by us here at Sweet Apple Acers.” She continued on and I found myself getting more and more confused. When she started mentioning bunny costumes and yelling at glass jars, I said in my mind fuck it. After she was finally done, I was more than ready to drink the damn stuff. I nodded and grabbed the bottle and opened it. A rainbow colored mist came out of the bottle. AJ pulled a glass out of a cabinet and put it on the table. She poured a LITTLE bit into a glass and told me to drink it. What’s the worst that could happen…?

I took the drink and chugged it down. It tasted surpassingly good. It was like drinking liquid skillets. It took a lot out of me not to go and chug the whole bottle down. AJ was giving me a strange look again.

“It’s good ain’t it? Now it will take a little time to work, so in the meantime will yall come and help me with some apple bucking?” I nodded yes with my head. (How else was I going to nod?)

“Okay, go into the barn and get a couple the back of seeds in the right corner, then meet mah in the field that was just plowed.” I walked over to the barn. Now you may be thinking, why are you letting her boss you around? Well in all truth, AJ scares me. Only person or pony for that matter that has every scared me. Not even the crazy chicken guy, but that’s for another time. I can feel the zap apple stuff kicking in. Hell I might be able to croak out a couple of words soon enough. Wait, these are my seeds...

YAY!!

Authors note:

Expect more chapters soon… let’s just say some fun stuff is going to happen…AND I mean fun

Btw, did anything change about my account?

Chapter 19- CREEPCON/TEASER

chapter 19- CREEPCON

Matts POV

My throat was starting to feel a lot better since I had the zap apple stuff. Anyway, I went down to where the Dumbasses where last seen plowing. AJ was standing there, looking over the field. She saw me walk down and pointed towards the field.

“They didn’t do half a bad job, I think I mig’t of taken it a little bit hard on them.”

“They stole your stuff and tried to blackmail your best friend…I think you took a little bit easy on them.” She spun around and looked at me in shock. I was pretty surprised myself.

“Yall can talk?”

“Yeah, you said it would give me my voice back and I guess it did. Why are you acting so surprised that It worked?”

“Normally it takes about a day or so for it to kick in for ponies, not 5 minutes.” FACEPALM

“Well I’m not pony, so since I can talk, what do you need help with?”

“I need yall to help me plant a row of a seed of your choice.”

“Ok.” I open the bag and pull out the pumpkin seeds.

“Here ya go.”

“What are they?”

“Pumpkin seeds… OH PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE PUMPKINS.” She chuckled a little bit.

“Of course we have Pumpkins, why wouldn’t we?”

“Never mind, so how do you want me to plant them?” I have as much gardening experience as a tortoise does at flying.

“Here, watch mah.” She went and dug around in the dirt. She popped the seed in and then covered it back up with dirt.

“Is that it?”

“Yeah, can yall handle that?”

“Yeah I think I can handle digging in the dirt.” That got a smile of her.

“Well ah better go wake up AppleBloom and help get her ready for school.” And with that she walked up to the barn. I went around and started planting a bunch of seeds. After about 10 minutes I had planted all the seeds. I stood back and looked over my work.

“Not half bad Matt, not half bad.”

I felt pretty good about myself. I looked around and thought what I could do. I had about an hour a guessed, so I better think of something to do. I spotted a huge tree and walked over to the base of it. This thing was easily over 100 feet tall. I wonder how far I can go up it. I studied the way up to about half way up it. There was an easy route and a hard route. I hadn’t climbed in about a week so I naturally took the hard way. I walked to give myself plenty of room and ran and grabbed the lower branch and swung my leg over it. I stood up and took a big step onto the one of the huge branches. I then started the process of grabbing a branch; either swing my leg over it or jumping to another one, until I had made it to where I wanted to go. The view was prefect; I could see all of Sweet Apple Acers and Ponyville in the distance. It was a little bit windy up here, but nothing that could knock me out of the tree. Speaking of which, I really hadn’t of figured out how to get down from here. Oh shit this is going to come back to bite me in the ass. Well, it’s pretty nice up here, so I might as well enjoy it. I take out my droid and put in my headphones. I turn on “Into the Fire” by KPM. I closed my eyes, which probably wasn’t the smartest idea. Eyes closed and hanging out in a 100 foot tree. LIKE A BAWS!

After god knows long of hanging out in this tree, I head AJ calling for me. I could see her, and she wasn’t alone. Twilight was with her, and they had a worried look on their faces

“Matt, are yall there?” she sounded worried.

Hmmmm, should I? Yeah, time to scare some ponies. I quietly climbed down the tree without much cursing. I got down to a lower branch where they couldn’t see me but I could see them. I waited till they were right under the tree and jumped down.

“BOO!”

Twilight ducked behind the green unicorn, but AJ had a different, very painful idea. With the force of a small nuclear bomb, she bucked me right in the goddamn balls.

“brlarhghaea.” Is all that could escape my mouth. I put my hands near my crotch and collapsed to the ground, groaning in pain. I thought I could hear AJ saying something, but I really couldn’t hear   anything besides the crying of my unborn children. I slowly started to roll down a hill. I heard trotting and I suddenly stopped .It felt like hours but the pain went away. When I could see again, I saw a very embarrassed looking AJ, and an equally confused Twilight.

“Ah, Matt are yall okay?”

“I’ll be fine, but I’m not sure about my future kids if you catch my drift.” Both she and Twilight eyes got big when they realized where they had hit me.

“Ah’m so sorry, can yall forgive me, but ya sorta jumped down a scared us.”

“It’s ok, but can you gals give me a little bit of space, I sorta need to go for a walk.” They looked at me with confused looks but they walked back up to the barn. I turned and sort of walked/duck walked to the forest.

After about 30 minutes of walking, I sat down and leaned against a tree. God damn it this hurts. I heard some rustling in the bushes. Oh you got to be fucken kidding me. This day is not going Well.  Well time to brave the pain. I stood up and started walking back in the direction I came. I stopped when the bushes started rattling again. OK I have had enough of this shit.

“I know your there, if you can hear me come out and I promise not to kill you.” Nothing, goddamn it this is getting annoying.

“Last warning before I go Darth Sidious on whatever you are ass. Going once, going twice…” The green pony from the party had stepped out from a bush.

“Oh thank god, I thought you were going to be some big scary monster from god knows what.” She kept staring at me, which was really creepy.

“Um are you lost or something?”

“Nope, I’m just where I wanted to be.” She had the creepiest smile on her face.  SOUND THE CREEPER ALARM.

“I recognize you from the party, your names Lyra right?” I said pointing to her. She basically screamed with glee. Okay we are now at Creepcon 2.

“Yes, my names Lyra, that’s a lovely hand you have there, could I see it for a bit?” WARNING WARNING, NOW AT CREEPCON 1!

“Um, sorry but no.”

“Oh that’s a shame, but I wasn’t asking you for permission.” And if by magic, 4 knifes started floating in midair, Wait…It is by magic derp .BUT NO TIME FOR DERP, I have a crazy unicorn with floating knifes. I reach my hand out to try to use my awesome electric powers, but nothing happened. Oh shit.

“No electric powers for you now stay still. This will only hurt a lot.” Yup that’s it, RUN MATT RUN. I dived to my left and ran like I was getting chased by a big ass bear.

“COME BACK HERE AND LET ME CUT YOUR HAND OFF!!” RUN, FOREST RUN! I kept running as fast as I can. I looked back and saw she was gaining on me. Figures, I can’t out run a pony in a straight line. Hmmmm… NINJA MATT ACTIVATE! I suddenly stopped and jumped into the bushes.  I began to run and jump over plants and bushes. For being bucked in the balls I was surprisingly bouncy. I somehow jumped over a thorn bush in a single bound. (WIN). I heard Lyra cry in pain when she ran into it. I continued running until I thought I had lost her completely. Until I ran smack dab into something.

I collapsed and clutched my head in agony, the point of impact unleashing a torrent of throbbing.

"Watch where you're going, I'm running from a insane po-" I locked eyes with.... "A-a human?!"

'Okay what the hell is happening?!'

The human gave me a nod and helped me to my feet. "Well friend, you're not the only one being chased." When I looked at him to wait for him to further explain, a large surge of thrashing was heard from behind him.

I glanced over my shoulder uneasily. "We're so screwed..."

"To hell we are!" He shouted. "I can't fight that big ass bear solo currently, but we can if you help me." I was unnerved at that statement, so he pressed further in coaxing me. "If you don't help, not only will we die, but whoever is chasing you will to if they follow you here."

'I can't let something happen to Lyra... even if she is insane right now.' I nodded and looked towards the direction of the bear. "Got any weapons?"

He smiled and flicked out a blade from his wrists. "A few." He reached behind him and pulled a dagger out of one of his pockets. "Need one?"

I shook my head and let small sparks of electricity flow out of my hands. "I think I can manage without a weapon."

The bear ripped through the final layer of trees, boring holes directly at the other human. He looked over towards me, and I did the same and nodded.

"Let's do this..." He began in a familiar tone. "LEEEEEEEEERRRROYYYYYYYY." He yelled while flicking his blades back out.

I got a crazy glint in my eyes at that reference as the electricity doubled in strength. "JENNNNNNNNKINNNNNNNS."

"Small rounds. Aim for the face!" He yelled as he charged the bear. I did as asked, and unleash a small flurry of bolts at the beast. With it distracted, he rushed to its left foreleg. Flicking the blades in rapid succession, he pierced the fur with some difficulty and inflicted some damage.

The bear roared in pain and bitch-slapped him backwards. I decided that quickly scaling a tree would help my aim, so up I went. It was easier to climb this tree, and soon i was set up to hear him shouting.

"Medium rounds. Aim for the nose!" He started running towards the bear again. I covered him by firing medium-charged bolts at the bears nose. It stunned it long enough for him to grasp the fur of its left foreleg, and begun climbing.

"What the hell are you doing?!" I yelled from my vantage point a few meters away in my tree. "You're going to get yourself killed!"

He was almost to the shoulder, but the bear was close to dashing my tree if I didn't do something. "Heavy rounds! AIM FOR THE EYES!" He yelled as he got to the shoulder. The bear looked back and roared in anger, attempting to bite him like some kind of flea.

He quickly jumped away and grasped some fur on his torso, quickly climbing back up. I fired my first shot and nicked the bear in his eyebrow, stunning and enraging him simultaneously. The other human reached the back and begun a quick sprint towards the cranium of the beast's brain.

I focused on charging my next bolt as I watched the other human rush towards the Ursa's head. My second bolt hit right in-between its eyes, making more efficient damage than just a shot to the eyes directly.

He reached the back of its head, and lowered something to the back of its head. A quick one-liner escaped his lips as he shot four rounds in rapid succession.

"BOOM HEADSHOT!"

POW! *chik-chik*

POW! *chik-chik*

POW! *chik-chik*

POW! *chik-chik*

The body heaved, and he soon found himself desperately trying not to be crushed. He ran of the bear's mouth and did a short roll that parkour experts usually did. The bear's corpse crashed with an audible *thud* behind him, kicking up small amounts of dust.

"LIKE A BOSS!" He yelled, giving a fist-pump in my direction. I gave him a thumbs-up and jumped off from the tree. Unfortunately I couldn't do any cool roll, but at least I didn't hurt himself. I ran over to him and gave the guy a high-five.

"You were awesome man." I said with a grin. I noticed the shotgun in his hands and pointed to it. "But where did you get the shotty from?"

He looked down at it and gave a short shrug. "Who knows? Maybe I'm just that good... nah."

The shotgun began to break apart, vanishing into thin air. I just stared at him and he returned the stare with a small smile. All of a sudden we heard some light cackling behind me. He and I both knew who that was...

"I was afraid you got away..." Lyra said as she inched closer, four knives floating limply by her side. "While taking down that Ursa Minor was impressive, I still need your hand." The first knife swung towards my hand.

'Well there goes my fiction-writing hand!'

TING!

"What the-" The other human stood in the way, blade exposed and blocking the knife strike. She seemed to just noticed what he was, and nearly squealed with glee. "Oh, now I can have two hands!" Another blade swung towards his limp hand.

TING!

"I think not." He stated, giving an un-amused stare. The other hand's blade had stopped her other knife. "Didn't think you were this crazy Lyra, but I guess we can fix that back at Ponyville."

"What do you mean-"

"FUS-RO-DAH!"

'Did he just...?'

His Shout slammed her into a tree, knocking her out. He picked up the now un animated knives and placed them into his pack. He then walked over and picked her up, placing her on his shoulder.

"Dude..." I was trying to figure out what to say. "Did you just-"

"Yep." He interrupted, giving me a cocky grin.

"Is she-"

"She's fine. Just knocked out."

I thought over what to do with him. I'm sure not much damage could be done if he was brought into town I suppose. "Well how about we head back to Ponyville eh?" He gave a curt nod before we began walking back in the direction Lyra came from.

"So what's your name stranger?" He asked. "You can call me Storm."

I looked over and smiled at my new possible ally. "Name's Matt. Matt Acton."

AUTHORS NOTE

I'm sorry for not getting this out earlier. It is under the believe that I was cursed while trying to write this. I got the stomach flu, 3 tests and a 6 hours of HW. i hope you like it!!!!

Chapter 20- Cross part 1

Chapter 20

This is the 1st official revaling and also the 1st part of a crossover with Dumbgamer99's "Well this is new..." i hope you enjoy it!

So, lets catch up on todays recent events. I’ve lost my voice, been bucked in the balls, been chased thhoguh the forest by a hand stealing crazed unicorn, ran into some random dude named Storm who seems to be able to summon random shotguns and is dragonborn, fought a huge ass bear and am now lost in a monster invested forest and its nearing the middle of the day…

WHAT THE FUCK COULD HAPPEN NEXT???

I really shouldn’t have thought that.  Anyway Storm is carrying a knocked ou Lyra who keeps mumbling. Its kinda good to know that my hand is safe. I was sorta walking in this random direction I hoped was thte way to Ponyville

“So Matt, are you sure you know where we’re going?” Storm asked me. I stoped and looked around awkwardly. I had no freaken clue where we are.

“Not exactly…”

"Well that isn't too good. Maybe..."

“Maybe…What?” He suddenly stopped in front of a tree and appeared to be staring at it. He looked it over top to bottom before he started right at the center of it. I heard him grumble and kept staring at the tree. Okay… This isn’t awkward at all. After about 30 seconds of this I had enough. Have I told you I have a really short attention span?

“Yo Storm, you’ve been staring at a tree for about half a minute, what are you thinking?” he pointed towards the top of the tree.

“I’m about to go all Assassin’s Creed and get the the nearby layout.” He took Lyra off his back and handed her to me.

“Hold her while I go up, and try not to die.” This guy is starting to get annoying. He keeps looking at the tree up and down. He bgan to climb the tree, getting higher and higher.

“You sure this is a good idea, I really don’t want to lug you both back to Ponyville.”

He started laughing and told me to fuck off. Who the fuck does he think he is. Time to troll. I shot a small bolt of lightning at the branch where he was jumping towards. He started to fall towards the ground when he dug his hand into the bark and slid down the tree slowly.

“NEVER do that again Matt!” he yelled angrily. I couldn’t help smirking, what can I say, I’m a troll at heart.

“You’re lucky that I’m a god or I might be a pancake fool.” MR T ONLY NEEDS 1 LETTER.

“Threaten me when you’re done scaling.” I just noticed how heavy Lyra was. Damn what does this pony eat?

“And could you hurry up, Lyra is kinda giving me the cramps.” He smiled at me and went back to climbing up the tree. When he got to the top he just stood there, looking around for any sign of civilization, or would it be ponyizaltion? God damn it, this is going to drive me mad.

After about 1 minute of waiting

“Yo Storm, which direction are we going?” wait, I never say yo. I sighed and rubbed my head, this has been a long day.

I shifted again under Lyra’s weight, god damn Lyra what the hell do you eat. I should probably talk to her about it when she wakes up… SLAP. Yeah that’s not a good idea.

“GOTCHA!” A hooded figure jumped down and I saw a blade in my face. I was about to FALCON PUNCH him when he took of his hood to be Storm. I suddenly felt like I had lost a ton of pounds. I looked to my left and saw I had “thrown” Lyra on the ground and now she was covered in dirt.

“Sorry about that…wasn’t really a spot for me to do a leap of faith so I kinda-“

“Used me as a pad?” He offered his hand and pulled me up.

“Sorry about that Matt.” I waved my hand and looked over to Lyra. I had been a couple of hours of her being unconscious, and I was kinda of worried. Wait, this is the same pony that tried to cut off my hand. 1st YO and now being nice to attempted hand cutters…

I’m one hell of a strange person…

“Is she supposed to be out of it for this long?” he walked over to her and waved his hand of her.

“She seems fine for me, the scans coming back positive, I guess she’s just sleeping.”

“Scans coming out positive, who the hell do you think you are, Leonard McCoy?” I stiff armed him assied and felt her kneck, making sure there wasn’t any neck injury. Before Twilight had summoned me here, I was an intern at a hospital, so I know a little bit about medicine. She seemed fine.

“Well she’s alive, and STILL asleep, so where are we going exactly?” He let out a small sigh.

“Couldn’t spot Ponyville, due to a large storm brewing.” Picard double facepalm.

“I located a small cave nearby, we should get moving.”

“Fine fine, but your carrying Lyra though.” I cracked my back and gave him Lyra.

“So, boss let’s get a move on.”

-Storm had gone back into the cave with the last of the firewood as I started epicly into the forest. For all I can say how strange this forest is, it really is beautiful.

BOOM!

I look up and saw lightning fork through the clouds. Holy crap this storm is one hell of a big one. Suddenly the hair on the back of neck stood up. Oh god…

I saw a flash of light and I FELT  an explosion. I fell back and landed on my ass. My head, THE PAIN. Wait, I just got struck by lighting and survived, HA SCREW YOU WHAT EVER THING YOU ARE! I CANNOT BE SMITED!

BOOM!

Okay okay, you made your point, jeez relax Mr. Storm thingy.

BOOM!

YOU WANNA GO STORM, YOU WANNA GO! Wait, I’m yelling at a Storm…

I really need to sleep… anyway let’s go back to the cave my crazy Matt.

“Storm, you in here?”

‘Yeah, that lightning sure was something.”

“Yup, and quite painful.” I walked in and sat on the cold dirt floor. The fire was keeping this place pretty warm.

Storm had done a good job getting firewood. Lyra was laying next to the fire, fast asleep.

“Hey Storm, how long is this storm going to last?”

“You’re the one can control Lightning, why are you asking me?”

“Because your name is Storm...” Trollface. He gave me a really look and went back to stroking the fire.

“ROAR!!”

His eyes got big and I pretty sure mine got big too.

“What the hell was that?”

“What the hell do you think I am, a monster dictionary?”

“Gah, stay here and watch Lyra, yell for me if she wakes up.” I rasied my hand and sulated him.

“YES SIR!” He smiled and walked out of the cave. After around 5 minutes I heard a roar of pain and then the stirring of a Pony. Lyra was stirring and I didn’t want to be the only one here when she woke up. Sure I can control lightning and am a baws, but being chased by a psycho pony sorta chews at your nervers a bit.

“STORM, Lyra’s waking up!”

“I’ll be there in a bit, keep her calm!” I watched as Lyra slowly began coming too, mumbling under her breath as she rubbed the back of her head. Oh yeah... that's where Storm FUS-RO-DAH'd her into the tree. She looked around, not noticing me, and began to talk to herself.

"W-where am I? All I remember is chasing after-" She paused as she intaked a small breath of air. "Oh no, no no no no. Oh, I must have scared both of them." Her lip was slightly quivering, and an occasional tear slid down her cheek as she berated herself for getting carried away. Oh this is not going to be good…

After about 5 minutes of seeing her crying, I could;t take it anymore. She may have tried to cut off my hand but I can’t deal with this.

“It’s okay, I forgive your for trying to cut off my hand, and chasing me though the forest, but can you please stop crying?”

She yelped and whipped her head backwards to see me standing there with a warm smile. "Matt!"

She then tackled me. THUD. After becoming acquainted with the ground for a few seconds, she began to speak.

"I'm so sorry Matt. I just got carried away and-"

“It’s okay, just please don’t try to cut off my hand again, and could you possibly get off me?” She blushed and let me get up.

“I’m sure Storm will forgive you too.” Lyra looked at me quizzically. Uh oh…

“Who’s Storm?”

"He’s the other human who restrained you and lugged you here."

Lyra felt the back of her head before speaking in a slightly angered tone. "So this 'Storm' struck me on the back of the head to calm me down?"

I felt myself preparing a troll for Storm. "Yep. He even said that he could have simply sapped your energy so you could just sleep, but he thought a tree made a better anesthetic."

"He what?!" Lyra yelled, anger evident in her voice. Um yeah Storm your screwed.. "When I see him, I'm going to-"

"Lyra, how about you calm down alright?" I pleaded, trying desperately to keep her in check.

"Well I had a feeling she'd be angry." Storm said as he walked into H.Q. He had something slung on his back as he walked, slightly swaying from side-to-side.

"You!" Lyra yelled, attracting Storm's attention. "Why did you throw me into a tree when you could have just made me fall asleep or something?!"

He looked over at me, and I felt chills going up my spine. Damn this guy is scary when he wants to be.I clearly got his message, and he turned to face the still-boiling Lyra. "I had every right considering you were trying to amputate both our hands Lyra."

She actually lost her anger, her face contorting into one of realization and sadness. "I...I suppose you are right. I'm sorry, Storm." Storm you just dodged a bullet right?

He simply smiled and shrugged it off. "No problem Lyra, glad to see you aren't mad." He turned to me and his expression darkened slightly. "Matt, what do you call a large, purple bear?" I was about to say the kool aid guy when Lyra interrupted me

"That would be an Ursa Major... Why?" Lyra asked automatically.

Storm simply chuckled. "I found one and killed it." My eyes widened at this. First a Minor, now a Major? He might acutely have a chance if he ever fought Chuck Norris.

Lyra began to stammer at her next question. "H-how did y-you kill it?"

He smirked and pulled off the extra thing on his shoulder. I would have called it a shotgun, before I realized its design. That's a grenade launcher! WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET A GRENADE LAUNCHER! Oh wait he can summon stuff.

"This bad boy helped immensely." Storm said as it began to disassemble and vanish. Despite seeing it before, it was still cool. Lyra's mouth was agape, trying to figure out how he did that.

"Well considering how the storm has passed, we should be on our way." I said as I began to stand up. However, Storm shook his head.

"Bad idea, since the rain has ceased, the predators will definitely pop back out now. We need to camp it out until they calm down." Surprisingly, he seems to know alot of things. Most of which is how to try not to die. Which to me is very convenient because I have brushed with death a couple of times…

I am never going to Vegas again...

"So... what do we do 'til then?" I asked, looking between Storm and Lyra. Curse me and my very short attention span. Storm furrowed his brow, using his open hand as support. Lyra simply stared at the weak fire. Storm looked up suddenly, a thought had been chosen apparently.

"Since Lyra probably doesn't know much about us Humans and whatnot, let's have a little explanation between the three of us!"

Lyra's eyes lit up. "I'd love that!"

I simply shrugged. "Better than sitting around doing nothing, so fine by me.”

Storm waved us to sit down around the fire. He sat atop a small log, and rested his head using his balled-up right fist. "So let's begin, shall we?"

Authors Note:

I am sorry this chapter is getting out late, i have been busy all week and have not had the time to type until Friday...

Any way I also have an announcement.

Since it is on Spring break, i will be posting updates daily. They will involve a Crazy Twilight, the wonderbolts, ponynapping, Pranks, A TANK, Doctor who and the 1943 Battle of Kursk.

Thank you for reading and feel free to comment and rate.

And also Check out PegasusKlondike's "War of the Fallen race"

Chapter 21- Good bye my children...

Chapter 21- Good bye my Children…

This was probably the funnest chapter to write yet… During writing this dumb drank 24 ROOTBEERS and I drank around 64oz of monsters in 2 hours…

Enjoy through our suffering…

"So..." I began awkwardness evident in my voice. "Where do we start?"

"Well... we might as well start with doing History... is that alright with you Lyra?" Storm asked, looking over at her mass.

(A/N: When Storm wrote 'mass', I basically pissed myself in laughter, turning my computer chair into... well you know.)

Lyra simply nodded in approval, her excitement obvious as her eyebrow began to twitch. Oh this is going to be good….

I looked over towards Storm. "Um... perhaps you should do history?"

“After all, you are old enough to know a lot of history, right?" I currently had a huge-ass grin on my face. He looked like he was going to slap me, but he gave a curt nod.

"In the beginning... there was Man-" NOPE, I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS!

"Actually..." Matt interrupted me, having a small glimmer in his eye. "May I go first?"

He nodded and leaned back, apparently he seemed curious on how I was going to explain this. So was I…

"Ten bucks say he makes himself look like a dumbass."

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS, AND WHY IS HE BRITISH!

"Well...our species were originally not smart as all. In fact we were about as smart as the monkeys here...there are monkeys here, right?" I began, my nerves  were starting to get to me. I hate looking dumb, and history sometimes made me look dumb.

Lyra nodded her head in approval, but she did not talk. Obviously, she was excited and enthralled over the point of trying to verbally communicating. This is going to be good, I hope she doesn’t hyperventilate. BUT NO TIME FOR THAT, I WANTED TO KNOW WHO THE BRIT WAS.

"Wait a second!" I yelled, looking at me angrily. "Who said 'ten bucks he makes himself look like a dumbass'?!" I don’t like this brit already.

"That was  my A.I. actually." He replied coolly. "He's a bit of a smart ass, don't worry about it."

"Well, good for you!" I said, sporting another 'trollgrin' on my face. "Perhaps you'd like to use that A.I. of yours and inform Lyra of all of Human History?" No one calls me a dumbass and gets away with it!

However, he simply smiled back. "Certainly, you see, around seven billion years ago, Earth was made-" Oh your wanna play this game; two can play that game…

"I change my mind!" I yelled. "I'm doing it!" TIME TO COUNTER TROLL!

"Alright, your call." He said warmly, I don’t think he knows what is coming next, my plan comes on the element of surprise.

"Well, it all happened around 16 billion years ago in something called the 'Big Bang', a point where all matter and creation was in a point of infinite density and heat. It exploded and the first quarks were created... After around .0000000001 seconds, the quarks fused and created the first basic elements..."

"Slow down Matt, you're going to give Lyra an aneurysm." He remarked as I watched Lyra began to twitch slightly more violently. Uh oh… We got a volcano here. "Perhaps you should not go into every little detail until we get back to Twilight's, alright?"

"Thats a good idea."

(A/N: At this point, we got into a heated debate about how haunted Dumbs swivel chair was, due to it revolving on its own. Also, we argued about how to spell 'aneurysm', which dumbgamer claims he won, but I really did)

He chuckled dryly. "Matt, you are such a troll." He muttered. AND PROUD OF IT

However, this seemed to spark Lyra's interest with her chiming into the conversation since it began

"What is a 'troll'?" Lyra asked quizzically, staring at Storm with innocent eyes. "Is it some kind of monster?"

He dared a glanced towards me, and I did the same. I think we both got the message, and he began the interesting chunk of information revolving around this Internet term.

"In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages to other groups and organizations, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.The noun troll may refer to the provocative message itself, as in: 'That was an excellent troll you posted'." Wow, a troll within a troll. Trollecption.

Ironically, Lyra took this in stride and chuckled, before directing her gaze back to me. "Oh... I know what you mean! That would be someone like Discord, right?"

I was perplexed about the name. "Who the fuck is Discord?" Pardon my French.

Storm chuckled as I watched Lyra grimace slightly at the foul language, before explaining the God. "Discord is the spirit of Disharmony and Chaos here in Equestria. A while ago, he escaped his imprisonment and wreaked havoc on me and my friends."

"What kind of tricks?" I asked. By the way I love to play pranks…

Lyra sighed as she recalled several instances of them. "He gave the rabbits super-long legs, made dancing buffaloes in leotards, and also made exploding chocolate milk..." She shuddered involuntarily, before giving us a small smile. "He was horrible, but thankfully the Elements of Harmony turned him into stone and undid his tricks."

(A/N We then spent around 5 minutes search the interwebs to see if chocolate milk is really explosive… It’s not sadly)

I thought about this for a bit, and said in a whimsical tone. "Huh...I would probably get along with him quite nicely."

He laughed aloud. "Indubitably. I believe I'd get along with the chap just as well."

I looked over at him.” ‘Chap'? Are you English?"

He chuckled and shook his head. "Nah, I've just been with Ed for too long." Um, who the hell is ed? “Eds my AI.”

"Okay... well lets get back to this later then. Also, it's nice to meet you Ed." I said politely.

"Pfft. Kiss-ass."

OI I HEARD THAT!

"Matt, you seem to accept the most bizarre things way too quickly..." He commented.

I simply gave him a deadpanned look though.

"Storm, I've been teleported to a world full of talking ponies who have never heard of bacon and lemonade, met a time traveling alien that has a telephone box time machine, now met a guy that can summon random things out of nowhere, fought a huge ass bear and now I can control lightning... HOW MUCH MORE RANDOM CAN IT GET?!"

He simply stared at him with a small smile. "Like this!"

Air began to spin around a spot not too far away from me. Dust began to build, resembling the shape of a medium-sized bear. The air particles began to compact in on themselves, creating actual flesh and bone. When the simple three-second summon was done, an adult Panda Bear stood a few paces away from our little fire.

"Hey Paco."

He replied nonchalantly to the Panda as he waltzed over and sat next to him. Paco the panda looked at me, and then to Lyra and then back to Storm.

Holy crap that’s a panda bear… I must not let him know that I am surprised. Quick Matt think…

"Don't ask, it’s been a long week and a half for me." He said with a small chuckle. Paco simply nodded and looked around H.Q., taking in the scenery of our little base of operations. Lyra was staring at Paco in amazement.

"Nice to meet you Paco, so what's it like to be a panda?" Storm is not expecting this…

Paco stared at me intently for a brief moment before shrugging. Apparently he hadn't thought about it before.

"Well Paco, you can think about it later. We need to get back on topic." Paco simply nodded and dipped his head in respect at the others before walking away. He raised his hand, and with a clear audible snap he snapped his fingers. The panda bear disappeared , leaving me  counfused for once…

"CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE HISTORY PLEASE?" Lyra yelled, shocking us both. Yeah we sorta got off topic. (A/N and  during typing! N/A)

"My apologies Lyra." Storm said with a dip of his head. He  looked over towards me. "If you would...?" WAIT, WHAT! Well we better get started…

I nodded as I began my explanation once more. "Well... we eventually evolved and we began to migrate all across the Earth. After around 15,000 years, we had civilization in three major places: Asia, Mesopotamia and North America."

Lyra nodded at this and waved her hoof at me, signaling me to go on.

"Well, three things you should know about us humans is that;

We have a natural-born instinct to fight each other.

Humans have the unnatural ability to adapt to basically any environment. This enables us to survive in areas where you probably think life is impossible.

And finally, humans have a characteristic that no other animal has so far that we know of. And that is the capability of reason."

"It has led to many great inventions in music, communication, transportation, etc.... But at the same time, it has led us to horrid wars." Lyra gasped slightly at this news, not realizing that humans warred with one another. "These wars left millions dead and many more homeless, poor, etc." this was not a good idea…

Lyra just sat there, jaw slightly hanging open as tears slowly began to form under her eyes. "T-that's terrible! Why would you do that to yourselves?"’

It was Storm who answered this time. "Humans are abet greedy... well most are anyways. They are more than willing to step on the weak, and battle the strong for simplistic resources."

Lyra stared at Storm oddly for a moment, as if surprised that I knew that.

"Whoa Storm, keep your anger in check for a moment."

Oh, this is going to be good…

Another argument that I have no idea which is about…

"Do we honestly need a repeat of what happened last time?"

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME! I MUST KNOW!!!

"Then calm the fuck down, and stop getting angry at little things."

"Um...Storm?" I commented, staring at him with a raised brow. "What exactly happened last time?"

"We're fucked in this dimension aren't we?"

Yeah, pretty much!

"I'm waiting man." I replied impatiently, crossing my arms. "What happened supposedly to you, 'last time'?"

“Well how do I put this…” he said nervously. He kept looking back and forth between me and Lyra. Oh this is not good…

“In my original dimension of Equestria, I…”

(A/N: Around this time in the story, i had the sudden urge for bacon, so i got up and made some bacon... Dumb was ready to do the KALI MA:N/A)

“You…what?” No freaking way…

“They attempted to dissect me, the Royal sisters and the Mane six. This also included you Lyra, but that isn’t the main thing.” Oh wow…I should feel lucky that she just tried to cut of my hand…

“I went berserk and… murdered the both Royal Sisters…and most of the Royal guard.” Wow, this is one tough son of a bitch.

I was looking at him dumbfounded. There was about a minute of awkward silence before he spoke again.

“However the Mane six arrived and connived me to resurrect t them, after that I entered a state of depression

and went into a self-imposed exile in the Royal Dungeon.”

“Wait…” Lyra stated, staring at him with a face of awe. I was to dumbfounded to even speak...

“You resected all those ponies, including the royal Sisters?” he simply nodded and continued…

“Indeed. However my exile only lasted about a week before Celestia found me and coaxed me out of hiding; she brought me before the others and gave me a proposition.

‘What kind?” I asked him.

“If I protect Equestria…I become its King...”  This was my reaction…

He had done the impossible, he had been able give me WTF moment…

“Interesting…”Lyra said as she looked at Storm with a strange face…I was still trying to get it around my mind of how he becomes king…

“So you are given the title of King in turn for protecting Equestira.” He nodded

“Anyways…we really should get back on track with the history, yes?” Oh fuck…I had completely forgotten about it.

“Aright Lyra listen up…Well, do you want the long boring version that will take us around several hours, or the short awesome version that will probably take ten minutes?” I asked. Please say choice 2, please take choice 2. Oh god…she’s going to take choice 1 isn’t she…

“I suppose the shorter, awesome " shorter " version will suffice until later…”

YES YES YES YES YES YES! THANK YOU M.BISION

So, all I have to do is go through all of human history in under 10 minutes…

Challenge accepted!

“Right then…Where was I? Ah yes warfare…”

“Wow…your race is certainly impressive.”Lyra murmured after absorbing all I had told her. Storm had done the random segment of information, but I think I did a good job. I looked outside and sure enough, the storm had ended. We had gotten out of the cave and had started walking towards Ponyville. Apparently Lyra knew the way back ALL ALONG! Warming up the orbital rage cannon!”

Akaward sclience is really annoying, and for some reason it KEEPS happening! Time to break out the random “Who would win” jokes!

“So Storm, I have a question.”

“Sure, what do you want to know?”

“Who would win in a fight, you or Chuck Norris?” I had been dying to ask him this. He gave me a “Really?” look…

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“Well considering you’re the all –Powerful and what not, I was wondering who;d you think would win?” no need to get snippy. I could see the gears turning in his mind as he thought about it.

“If I really wanted to beat him, I could. If it was me without the Editor, I’d die. If I was decently equipped like I am now…I don’t know.” Good points…But I still think that Chuck Norris would kick his ass either way!

Ok….he’s staring into space again…Must be talking to the crazy brit again! I went and waved my hand in front of his face.

“Storm, are you spacing out again?”

“Yeah… Just thinking I suppose.” I nodded and we all continued walking back towards Ponyville. When we finally got to the entrance/exit of the forest.

THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!!

WHAT!! WHAT!!! JUST WHAT!! On the field where Hoops and Dumbbell had been forced into servitude WAS A GIANT PATCH OF 20 FOOT TALL PUMPKINS!! There was a crowd of ponies around them, looking around at them with expressions quite like what I had just thought! Wait, I had planted pumpkins in this field… Oh god! I groaned and face palmed.

"Storm, I have 2 things to tell you and a word of advice...I am probably the one that made these, and there’s a good chance that there is going to be very angry farm pony coming down, and i would suggest you cover your balls...” he gulped.

“Well, let’s get this over with!” I exclaimed and walked over to meet my fate…

“Good bye my children…” Yup there she is… and she does not look happy…

GOD…Please help!!

And as if by magic, Dash suddenly droped down between us… Thank you god!

“Hold on you two! We can’t be fighting now, but rather-“

She looked to my right and saw Storm. And of Couse being the English person he is.

“Ello” He said calmly.

She turned and looked at me with the best what the fuck face I have ever seen.

“…Who’s he?” She said with a voice of confusion.

“The names Storm, pleasure to meet your Rainbow Dash… and you too AJ!’ he said cheerfully.

Please calm her down, please calm her down…or at least confuse her so i can hide!

“Well, Ah don’t know who yall are but Ah would suggest that you look away so yall don’t have to see this…” she said evilly…

Oh this is not going to end well...

AUTHORS NOTE!!

This was so fun to write, anyway expect another chapter either late today or early tommorw.

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Chapter 22- Troublesum signs...

Time seemed to slow down as AJ slowly reared up. Her legs started to pull back to get some power so that it will hurt me even more. Please make her miss or something…

WAIT I HAVE A SHEILD! THANK YOU DASH!

AND I ALSO HAVE A FORCE FEILD! THANK YOU WHAT EVER GAVE ME THESE POWERS!

She did buck but since Dash was in the way, it was an epic fail.

"Okay you three..."Dash began, eyes flicking between myself, Storm, and Applejack.

"We need to deal with this pumpkin problem, now."  She went and looked at me with a strange look in her eyes.

“Do you know how to fix this?’ WHAT AM I, A BOTANIST?

“Not really no. Hell I don’t even know how I did this.”

I looked back over to the great pumpkin field’s forever… No pony was talking; we were all just kicking our feet and trying not to kill each other.

“Perhaps I could be of assistance.” Storm said, looking at are faces of worry, concern, and wanting to kill some human for doing something he had no idea how or why.

"How ya goin' 'bout 'n doin' that exactly?" She said looking Storm over as to see if he is strong of something. He wiggled his fingers, which got a very strange look from Lyra. I scooted away from her a little bit. I may have forgiven her, but I still don’t trust her.

"I could probably reduce their size considerably... but I'd need to find the main stem in order for me to do that."

"Ah recken y'all are ma only choice, do what y'all need ta do."

He nodded. "Of course... right now though, we need a plan to bypass those pumpkins and get access to the main stem."  I am not liking the sound of this…

"What exactly did you have in mind, Storm?" He looked at me and gave me a troll face.

“A way in…”

Oh fuck…

We were within hearing distance of the crowd now, and they certainly did not sound pleased with the phenomenon. Mostly confused comments were being repeated over and over, with the occasional rage-filled remark thrown in for good measure. I really don’t want to fight them, but if push comes to shove I will go Star Wars on their flanks… But I was still a little bit scared… 100 on 1 is not the best odds for a fight.

"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" I whispered, uneasily glancing at the hundred-pony mob. He simply nodded his head and began to speak to the townsfolk.

"Everypony!"

Some ponies turned around, but most of them ignored him.

"Hey everypony, listen!"

A few more heads, but still, the majority had not heard him.

"Everypony, shut up!"

Complete silence dominated the farm as everypony's eyes were fixated onto Storm.  He chuckled and began to speak

"I have good news about this situation; I can fix it!" Curious murmuring began in the crowd. Really? I want to hear this…"However I need all of you to give me plenty of space while I deal with the problem." Wait what…

Several ponies began to move without question, before a dark-brown stallion yelled out.

"And why exactly should we listen to you?!" What do you mean by you?

"Because I know what I'm doing sir." He replied, staring at his aggravated face. "I just need to get to the primary stem so I can reverse the growing."

He seemed to mull it over before nodding. "Fine, But you best not mess up human."

Excuse me, what was that last comment.

Y U NO LIKE HUMANS?

Storm started slowly walking towards the pumpkin patch from hell and pulled out his blade and began cutting into it.

Suddenly a strange think appeared in his hand. He put something that reminded me of plastic onto the pumpkin and began to walk away from the Pumpkin field. I got a good look of what was in his hand I nearly crapped my pants…

“FIRE IN THE HOLE”

The C4 exploded. Pounds of pumpkin rinds, guts, and seeds scattered all about, drenching anything in its blast radius. Trees, hay bales, other ponies, and even the Apple homestead were not spared from the detonation.  I put up my shield not wanting to be hit by suicidal pumpkin.

AJ and the other ponies were not so lucky…They got covered in pumpkin guts from head to hoof. Storm you are a dead man…

"Now what in tarnation was th't all 'bout?!"

"I needed to get closer to the stem, so I blew my way closer."

She growled as she swept a fore-hoof at the mob. "And in th' process y'all dun covered all them pony-folk in pumpkin mush."

"And you assume I didn't know that would happen?" He asked rhetorically, looking over the orange-ish crowd.

"Wait what?" Applejack mumbled, looking at Storm with a raised brow. "Ya mean ya planned th't?" Yup Storm you are dead…

He nodded. "I'm cleaning it up, don't worry. Plus I just saved you the trouble of having to gut those particular pumpkins right?"

She stared at him almost unsure, before letting out a small chuckle. "Y'all somethin' else Storm." Her smile turned into an evil grin. "But how exactly are ya goin' ta fix this mess?"

He smiled back and raised his hand.

“MAGIC.”

Snap!

Slowly but surely, all the remnants of the explosion began to rise off their surfaces. The growing amount of aerial pumpkin guts fascinated Applejack while I noticed several wheel-barrels off near their barn; they sprung to life, and made a beeline towards me.

They stopped a few feet away, and with absolute ease, he plumped down everything into said barrels. Once they were filled, he waved his hand and sent them off back towards the barn. "There now, easy as pumpkin pie."

ME GUSTA!

“Why did you try to fix that with C4!” I mean, it worked, but I nearly crapped my only pair of pants. And I like these pants!

"It was more to get closer to the stem than anything."

"And you couldn't just slash your way to it?"

He smiled as he bopped my nose. "Now where's the fun in that?"

I swatted him away from me and went back to staring at the great pumpkins.

“Now what are we supposed to do?”

“Well I suppose I could-” I raised my hand, cutting him off. No more explosives at the moment. Time for me to go Star Wars on these pumpkin’s ass. Sorry, Charlie Brown, there will be no great pumpkins this year.

"I'll just smite it repeatedly until something happens." There is nothing wrong with this plan is there?

“Good luck with that.” He said snickering.

I had nothing better to do so I decided to make this walk epic. I turned around and moonwalked for the rest of the way to the pumpkins. Most of the ponies were looking at me with looks of confusion, what the hell looks and a couple of holy shit that’s cool looks. I also took my ray band sunglass out of my pocket and put them on. I stopped, folded my arms and looked at the crowd.

LIKE A BAWS!

The C4 made a decent dent, about four feet deep and five feet wide. Before I kill all these pumpkins, I think a prayer is in order!

I got on my knees and began to recite a prayer.

"Oh almighty god of Pumpkins, Forgive me for my future sin on your kin." I gave a short, quick bow and stood back up.

I concreted on lighting and sure enough, large arcs of electricity began to come out of them. They were colored a beautiful electric blue. Note to self, try to invent lighting in a jar, and then share it with no one. I turned my hands so that they were facing the pumpkins. I thought about bigger and bigger bolts and in turn they got more and more powerful. I have idea how the hell I am doing this, or I how I am learning to control this power so quickly.

But you know what they say, when I doubt…

Fuck I forgot it…

DAMN IT NOTCH!

I took my rage out on the pumpkins…

The result was the bolts lashing out violently towards the pumpkins, lightning dancing about the nearby air particles as they honed in on their target. It impacted, causing arcs of pure energy to trail around any pumpkins in the immediate vicinity. Smoke began to steadily rise from the intact rinds, giving a faint smell similar to a baked pumpkin pie.

Great, I’m Hungry again… Better go back to the Soup Nazi after this.

Wait…Why is the earth shaking…

Oh god…

FAIL MATT FAIL!

Sure enough, the pumpkins had become dislodged. And since we were dealing with twenty-foot tall pumpkins, there was definitely going to be some damage. Well this is fuckin’ perfect! And also strangely beautiful. The orange pumpkins crashing down several apple trees would make for a great painting. I took out my phone and took a quick picture before putting it back in my pocket. The thought suddenly occurred that they might lose enough trees for them to go out of business.

I am so fucked it’s not even funny…

Suddenly timed slowed down to a snail’s pace.

The behemoth pumpkins rolled back to their original position, vines appearing out of the ground and attaching themselves to their respective pumpkin, restraining them. I looked around and saw a pumpkin rolling towards me in slow motion, only problem I was moving about the same speed it was coming at me…

I moved my arm and it moved very slowly up. You know what; this is probably the only time I will ever get to do this!

MATRIX TIME!

I threw my arms forward and dived to the left matrix style.  I honestly which I had a camera on me because this was epic. I landed and I did a slow motion ninja roll and jumped on my feet. Suddenly time sped back up and I fell to ground.

Suddenly pain arced through my body...

My chest was killing me. It felt like someone has stabbing me with a molten steel knife and was running an electric current in it. Tears started falling from my eyes as the pain grew worse and worse. I was trying to cry out but I couldn’t find my voice. I’ve taken pained before but this blew out anything I have ever had.

Amazingly, and very confusing, the pain stopped as suddenly as it started. I slowly got up from and moved felt my chest. I heard a normal heart beat, nothing felt or sounded wrong.

“What the hell was that?” I said to myself, barely above a whisper. I saw Storm and Lyra coming towards me. I didn’t want them to worry so I gulped and spoke to Storm.

“Storm, what did you-“

I was interrupted by a loud-ish groan emanating from the patch. Slowly, the pumpkins began to shrink down to a more manageable size. Ponies looked on in awe as a simple tap was reducing their size.

I had done all that shit and he could have just waved his hand and fixed it!!!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

"I was hoping that I didn't have to directly do this, since it takes the challenge out of it."

"Wait what?!" Lyra yelled suddenly. He looked over his  shoulder at her flabbergasted expression.

"You mean ponies could have gotten hurt simply because you wanted a challenge?"

He let out a dry chuckle. "No one could have been hurt. I was hoping that Matt could learn a bit about not thinking things through though." Yup you’re dead.

"If I wasn't here, most likely there would have been irrecoverable damage to the crops and possibly death." He walked over towards AJ and rested his head against the tree. He closed his eyes and got some much needed sleep. Nope, no sleep for you.

“Just…how powerful are you?”

"Enough to make this entire reality disappear in a snap of my fingers," he retorted, looking out towards the apple orchard. My chest started throbbing with pain. It was bad but unlike the last one I could deal with. My vision started to blur, but it disappeared as suddenly as it came. AGAIN!

THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING.

"So..." Lyra began, looking around at the slowly dispersing crowd of ponies. "What should we do now since that's taken care of?"

"I suppose re-meeting the other girls would be best for now." Storm remarked with a smug tone.

"Re-meeting?" Applejack reiterated, staring at him curiously. "What do ya mean by th't?"

"I'll explain on the way. Let's stop by Twi's firs.” He said, well I think he said. I was trying to think of what the hell was wrong with me. It couldn’t be heart attack because I would of felt a pain in my arms or leg, also I have no history of any heart related problems.  If it happens again I’m going to the doctor or whatever they have here because in the words of cave Johnson.” That’s no supposed to happen.” I was so lost in thought I hadn’t noticed that I had begun to follow them. Could it be? Nah can’t be, she said there were no problems with me drinking it…

"Oh no you don't Matt."

"What?" I asked with a look of confusion on my face.

"Since that whole ordeal was your fault, you get to stay behind and harvest the pumpkins yourself.”

But I don’t want them to worry…

He let out a crooked smile. "Well those were your seeds, which make them your pumpkins, which in turn makes them your responsibility."

BULL CRAP! They were HER seeds, SHE asked ME to plant them!

Insert Jackie Chan face here

"And if I refuse and go with you anyways?" I said as I crossed my arms. He went and chuckled a bit and went and leaned into AJ left ear and whispered her something

.

After about 10 seconds, she nodded and walked up towards the barn

“Where is she going?”

"Going to collect something."

You don’t say…

My face paled just slightly at the sight of Big Macintosh, swallowing a nervous gulp. He leaned in slightly close to me.

"A bit of insurance to make sure you do what needs to be done. When you’re finished, seek us out at Twi's Library."

Gah…I don’t think doing manual labor is a good idea right now, but better than getting in a winless argument that I can’t even troll in…

Sigh…

They turned around and started to walk towards back towards Ponyville. Dash gave me a wink and flew with them...

WHAT THE HELL DID THAT MEAN!

“Well let’s get going Mac…” I turned and he basically pushed me towards the barn.

“You know I’m not going to run away right?”

“Eeyup.”

“Then why are you pushing me?” He stopped and seemed to realize what he was doing.”

“Thank you!”

A/N Well i am sorry this took so long to get out. I have had zero free time and when i did i was ethier sick or at the hostptial with my grandma. Anyway please enjoy it and don't fogot to comment and rate.

Also i was challgned by my friend to put more than 5 memes...

Yeah i broke that!

Chapter 23- Deaths Embrace...

I and Big mac were walking up to the farm for whatever I was supposed to do. I really hadn’t gotten a good look at the devastation that we had caused during our crusade to kill the evil pumpkins. I stopped and looked around. There was no sign of anything massive random lightning storms, OR any random pumpkin attacks had ever happened. It looked normal and beautiful. The apple trees seemed to go on forever, man I should ask Big Mac just how big this place is.

“Hey Mac, just how big is Sweet Apple Acers?” I asked, motioning my arms towards the massive apple farm. He chuckled slowly.

“We own around 600 aces” HOLY CRAP

“And just you and AJ run it?”  I said amazed He nodded and stood up a little bit straighter. I guess he takes pride in his work.

“Well, mah pa and ma used to help on the farm, but…” He stopped and seemed to get a little bit teary eyed. Guess I touched a bad nerve… MUST RESORT TO COMPLIMENTS!

“Wow Big Mac, I’m impressed, how long has Sweet Apple Acers been here in Ponyville.” We had stoped a little bit ago and were now standing by a tree. He stopped looking sad, and smiled.

“Sweet Apple Acers has been around for around for ages, in fact we founded Ponyville.”

“Really, I would love to hear that story.” Please fall for it, I really don’t want to clean up. He began to talk, but then stopped midsentence and laughed.

“Ah see what yall are doing, but its not going to work. Get you’r work done and then yall can have story time.”

“Hey you had to give me credit for trying, so point me where you need me to work and tell me what to do great masta.” He laughed a bit and the masta comment and point his hoof over the hill, motioning me to follow him. I walked over the hill and was meet with about 45, 20 pound pumpkins, from what I could see.

“Ah want yall to take the pumpkins, bring them up to the barn and stack em up, then when your done with that ah want yall to go and pick up all the tools and bring them to the shed over there.” He pointed his hoof over towards a small shed near the house I had walked by a couple of times since I had been staying here.

“Got it, is that it, wait how am I supposed to cut the stem?”

“There should be ah knife up by the barns yall can use that.”

“Okay thanks Mac, you can count on me, and I will try not to kill myself!” I saluted him and stood up straight

“Eeyup, now if yall we’ll excuse me, ah have to go pick up AppleBloom from school and…”He seemed to pause and seemed a little bit uncomfortable.

“And?” Trololol

“Never mind, just get yall stuff done.” He snapped and turned around, trotting away. Well, somepony has a secret they don’t want anyone to find out! To troll or not to troll that is the question… Well I better get started on this pumpkin thingy. Then I complete trolling or not. Now on to get this knife.

10 Minutes later

(Spoken in a Spongebob voice)

WHERE THE HELL IS THIS KNIFE! I have been searching for around 10 minutes and I can’t freaken find it for all that is holy.

COME ON, IT’S A KNIFE NOT A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK!

After around 5 more minutes of searching...

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT! I’M GOING TO USE MY LIGHTNING HANDS AGAIN!

“You know that’s not a good idea Matt, as fun as it might sound there is a good chance that what ever is hurting your chest might be related to this, and besides using your lightning powers is what got you into this mess…”

Sigh…

“Your right whatever part of my brain is speaking, guess its back for looking for the mother freaking waldo knife.”

This is going to be a long day… I sighed and leaned up against the house. I felt my elbow hit something and a thud as it hit the hard earth…

No…

NO FREAKING WAY!

I looked down towards my feet and sure enough, there was the freaking waldo knife!

No it’s not the waldo knife any more, you Mr. knife have been promoted to the troll knife! Congratulations, this package comes with nothing!

Now let’s go cut some pumpkins!

I seem way to happy about this…

Well, theres 1 pumpkins done. I was out of breath and leaning on a post by the barn. I don’t think the pumpkins like me because this one diced to roll down a hill after I had cut it and forced me to carry the 20 pound pumpkin up the hill. I am so going eat one of you for this…

Well, let’s try this again…

Yay…

I got up and walked back to the patch and found another pumpkin. I took out the knife and cut the stem off, separating the pumpkin from the rest of the gang. I rolled it out of the patch, careful not to roll it off the hill again…

I got it out of there and got it onto a flat zone. I stretched my arms and picked up the pumpkin. It wasn’t that heavy, but it was at least a 150 yard walk back to the barn! Once there I plopped it down in the pile I had made and went back to the patch.

Sigh, I hope I get paid for this, NO I better get paid for this!

Well, 2 down 43 more to go!

Yay…

One hour later…

(Please read in Spongebob voice)

“That was quite possibly the hardest job I have ever had to do!” I gasped as I leaned against a beam supporting the barn. The pumpkins seemed to have a hatred for me because 10 of them decided to roll down the hill towards the Forest. One of them went in it and I forced myself after a lengthy self debate to go in after it. I got the bastard, and then I heard growling and ran the hell out of there as fast as a man could while carrying a 20 pound pumpkin.

And then of course it had to happen 3 more times…

It was impressive to say the least.

I would defiantly win the can carry pumpkin uphill with scary monster on your ass contest!

God I hope they don’t have one in reality…

But I would still win, depending on the monster!

“Yawn, dang I’m beat. Well I did do everything he asked me to do, Except the tools I think….that…can…SNORE.”

“YALL WAKE UP!”

“AHHHHH!!! Oh hey Mac, do you need something from me?”

“Yall were supposed to put the tools in the shed, there still left out. Can yall tell me WHY there not in the shed?”

“Um well 1, I was exhausted from having to chase and catch pumpkins from the Everfree forest.

“Wait, how did a pumpkin get in the forest?” he asked giving me a quizzical look.

“Don’t know, don’t care because there all in the barn, so as I was saying…” He raised his hoof, and opened his mouth.

“Just get the job done, and then we can chit chat.” I started heading over to where the nearest tool was but I was more or less distracted by an angry looking AppleBloom.

“Um…What’s wrong with her?”

“She has a lot of homework…”and she was supposed to go hang out with the other crusaders today, so she might not be able to…”  Hmmm, I might be able to weasel my way out of this.

“I could help her with her homework if you want?”

“Yall would do that?”

“Um YEAH, you are letting me stay here, it’s the least I can do. Besides I could take a break from chasing pumpkins…”

“Chuckle, I guess yall are right, let me go tell her and then yall can help.” He started to walk towards the house. Suddenly he stoped and turned around and looked me right in the eye.

“And ah don’t want any funny stuff, got it?” He said this very little emotion and gave me an evil look.

“Um…You got it.”

“Good, ah will only be a minute.”

Well, I think I have enough time to stretch… The sudden thought of Richard Simmons came into my mind for whatever horrifying second, before I chased it away with torches.

BE GONE MAN IN SPANDEX!

“Yall can come up and help now.” Big Mac called from the porch.

“Got it!”

God I hope there’s no math…

Its not that I’m bad with it its just…

Math!

I walked up the stairs towards AB’s room. Well what I hope was AB’s room. It would be a bit awkward if I walked in on Granny Smith taking a nap.

Knock knock knock.

I heard a chair move and a book rustle. AB opened the door and we stood there awkwardly for a moment.

“So…I heard you needed help with some homework.” Her face lit up a little bit, and she invited me in.

“So whats seems to be the problem?”

“Ah can’t seem to figure out how to do this problem.”

“did’t the teacher teach it to you.”

“Ah…Kinda fell asleep in class.” I made a face of shock and horror. She turned red and she got a little bit sad.

“JUST KIDDING, I fell asleep all the time in class, but yet I still passed all my classes.” She laughed and I have to say that was one of the cutest things ever.

“Can I take a look at it?”

“Yeah, ah hope you know how to do this.” She gave me the book and I recognized it as the slope formula.

“Hmmm…I know how to do this, but I’m afraid we need to use….MATH!” I said math like it was the end of the world!

AppleBloom laughed and it was pretty dawwwww.

“Math is’t all that bad.”

“YOU…LIKE…MATH!” THE POWER OF BACON COMPELLS YOU!

“Ah don’t like it, but both Ms. Cheerilee and AJ say its good for you.”

“Yes Math is good for you, and you should learn, it don’t take me wrong….But its MATH!”

“Twilight likes math, but she’s an egghead.”

Well said child...

Well said!

“Yeah I kinda got that feeling, so let me work ze magicks. Now the 1st thing you do is…”

“Now the 1st thing you do is…”

(Authors note)  Did you really think that I was going to explain the slope formula?

If you thought I did, sadly you are mistaken…

I walked down to the barn hoping to see any sign of Big Mac, but I was sadly disappointed. I walked around for 5 minutes looking through the barn and also the surrounding    areas. I looked down and saw a large red object moving down in the lower levels of the orchard.

“He’s probably apple bucking, could need a hand.” I thought to myself. I walked down to where I lost saw him. He was not there, but there were some hoof prints leading off to a very old looking section of the farm. The trees were very different looking than the regular trees. I leaned against one of the trees and I got a shocked a little bit. This was truly a wtf the moment! I can get hit by lighting and be fine, but I can get shocked by trees…

WHAT THE FUCK!

I debated with myself for several minutes before I saw Big Mac’s head  in a hole at the bottom of a tree. I was about to call out to him, but he suddenly poked his head out.

With a doll in his mouth…

Akward.

“Um…Hey Big Mac…Do you need any help?” He spun around and was a red as a beet, I mean so red that I could see it through his red coat. He dropped the doll and hastily put it down in the tree… He turned around and gave me a “ If you tell anyone you are dead look”.

“Um…I just remembered I left one of the pumpkins and it was on fire…”

Smooth Matt, Smooth…

“Yeah…Well I’d love to stay and chat but… Pumpkin thingy.” I walked back a couple of feet and then turned around and ran like I was being chased. I looked behind me and sure enough, Big Mac was running after me.

Yup I am royally screwed…

All I could think of were 2 things, RUN RUN RUN RUN, and also, hmmmm, how could I use this to my benefit? I was running so fast I cleared one of the 4 feet high fences. I ran right towards the only thing I knew to take cover, the shed…

I suddenly remembered the infamous shed line.

“Don’t go into my shed”

I hope that’s a rumor, I really really don’t want to get murdered by a shed, if that’s even possible.

In all my life I never thought I would have to run away from a Big Mac….

Oh the irony.

The shed door was open, so I took the opportunity to go and jump into the shed, nearly failing and slamming myself into the side of it. I shut the door and leaned against it, listing for any sound or shadows that would tell me to run.  I ducked down and got on the warm, hard earth. There was a small opening near the bottom of the door. I looked out and saw a shadow. It stopped, stood there for a little bit and then disappeared. I breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed onto the ground of the shed…

I wiped my forehead and I my hand was covered in sweat.

“Gasp, my god that was almost as horrifying as Sheldon Coopers smile the 1st time I saw it…”

“WATCH OUT ANYPONY!” I heard something yell that before something collided with the shed at extremely high speeds. Wood splitters flew around, cutting and embedding themselves into me. I flew backwards and hit the back wall of the shed, or what I think is the shed. A large peice of wood hit my arm and I heard a sickening snap. It could have been the dirt or anything, but my mind turned to horror when I saw a pitchfork come down at me.

Time seemed to slow down, I lift my arm to try to stop it, but when I tried to move my arm, nothing happened.

“No no no no no NOOO-“

I heard the sickening sound of flesh being broken, and then the sound of a blade going through said flesh...

Cough..

I felt a warm liquid on my chest and running down my face. I tried to gasp, but I could barely breathe. Every time I tried to move, my body would spasm and I would feel a little bit less.

I looked down at my chest and was welcomed by the sight of a 3 foot long pitch fork sticking out of it…

It was up the where the 4 blades separated deep in my chest. I could feel the induvial blades deep within me.

I coughed again and I could feel blood beginning to pour out of my chest and a shocking rate. My mind began to go blank as I went into shock.

With the last few momnets of sight, I saw a winged shape digging through the pile. The shape laid their eyes on me and led out a scream.

I heard a couple mumbles before I welcomed death’s embrace.

Authors note!

Well i hope this was a nice little twist for you all.

Now i do have a couple of questions for you all, so could you please answer them and comment them in the chat!

Question 1: How would you feel about a very soon ponyfication arc?

Question 2: Could you possibly give me some ideas for eletric like powers in the chat, or ablites. I have been having a hard time lately thinking of some knew ones, so i would very much like it if you guys could help me!

Cya next time!

Chapter 24- Q's and Bacon

Ponyville hospital- Time 7 PM

The nurse sat quietly at the front desk, reading the latest “Forbidden Romance” novel by Midnight Shining… She didn’t notice the head doctor currently on shift walk up behind her.

‘BOO!”

“EEEPP!” She jumped out of her chair and fell on the ground, gasping from nearly dying.

“AHAHAHAHAHAH!” The doctor was on the white floor of the hospital, rolling around laughing.

“DR MONITOR, THIS IS NO TIME FOR PRANKS!” He stopped laughing and got off the floor.

“SOME PONY COULD COME IN AND HAVE A GRAVE INJURY.” He walked over and leaned against the desk

“Nurse Tenderheart, would you like to place a little bet. “He leaned over the desk and was staring at her.

“What do you mean Doctor?”

“I bet you that if a anypony comes in gravely hurt or anything at all, between 7PM and 9PM I will give you my pension.”

“And if you win?” He chuckled and gave her a strange look that she did not get.

“I get to take you to dinner.” Nurse Tenderheart pondered this for a second…Knowing Ponyville, there’s bound to be a major disaster or accident sooner or later.

“You got a deal!”

Author's Note: I'm very sorry about the start of this chapter. In the words of Dumbgamer, "*coughs* SOUNDS LIKE A HOSPITAL PORNO *coughs*"Once again sorry!

1 hour later…

Doctor Monitor was looking at the clock, counting the seconds until his shift was over… He could not wait to go out to dinner with that fine mare. He only had an hour to go, and then he might get lucky!

And that dream was destroyed as soon as a cyan Pegasus and the rock of earth ponies came in with a bleeding, dying human with a pitchfork in his chest.

“PLEASE, HELP HIM!” The cyan Pegasus, who they recognized as Rainbow Dash and the rock was the one and only Big Mac. Dash’s hooves where covered in blood, and right wing was stuck out at a bad angle. Almost immediately, Nurse Tenderheart jumped over the counter and took the badly hurt human off ofMac’s back. The Doctor had called for a gurney and in less than 10 seconds, there were 3 nurses and a very very big gurney, Mac breathed a sigh of relief as the heavy, but not fat human was lifted off his back and onto it. They whisked him away to the E.R. As the bigger doors slammed shut, Nurse Tenderheart walked over to Dash.

“Ms Dash, I need you to come with me. We have to bandage up that wing.” She proved her point by lightly touching it, causing Dash to wince in pain!

“Please…Take care of Matt 1st, this is nothing.” She tried to fold her wing up, but it hurt too much for her to continue.

“He is going to be fine, now come with me!” She got Dash and basically took forced walked her to a small exam room. She examined her wing for a little bit, before leaving the room to go get some bandages and raps.

Dash leaned back against the wall of the exam room and thought of how this all happened.

How a stupid mistake might have killed one of her friends, and also her maybe special some pony…

1 hour before hand…

I zoomed out of the library and up to my favorite cloud. I jumped on it and sunk into it.

"HOW THE HAY DOES STORM KNOW I LIKE MATT?! Wait... didn't he said he could read minds or something earlier? Oh horseapples, THAT'S JUST GREAT! I just hope he can keep his mouth shut about ANYTHING else I think... for his sake! I mean it too, if Matt hears about this from Storm, I swear by Celestia's Sun I'll beat his flank so hard his hair will change colors!"

30 minutes later

Dash woke up in frenzy, limbs flailing as  she nearly fell of the cloud she was sleeping on. It took her a good 5 minutes for her to calm down. She looked over her body and sighed.

“It was only a dream, RATS!” She stood up on the cloud and stretched her wings. She smiled after hearing a good, solid couple of cracks. She looked down from the cloud and saw a single pumpkin roll down the hill into the Everfree forest. She looked down, and then towards the pumpkin had come from. Dash saw nothing, and was about to go down and see for herself.

Until…

“COME BACK HERE YOU GHETTO ASS GREAT PUMPKIN!”  A very loud and angry voice screamed. She looked over towards where the farm was. Dash squealed as she saw Matt in hot pursuit of the runaway pumpkin, unknown to him that she was watching him from above.

‘NO, YOU ARE NOT GOING INTO THE FOREST YOU SON OF A BITCH!” Dash was shocked; she’d never seen anypony use that much language before…

Then again Matt wasn’t exactly a pony…

But she liked it…

For reasons she had no idea why…

…

She debated with herself for a couple of minutes before she saw Matt come out of the forest, carrying a very large pumpkin, muttering to himself. She saw him go back up towards the house and then disappear into the apple trees. She giggled uncharacteristically and laid back down onto the cloud. She closed her eyes to continue her nap when she saw Matt chase ANOTHER pumpkin down towards the forest. She started laughing so hard and rolling around on her cloud. She swore Matt would hear her, but he kept on chasing the pumpkins and spouting at them. This happened once more before Dash got bored with it and decided to go check on the President of the Rainbow Dash fan club. The one and only Scootaloo, who should be getting out of school anytime now. She jumped up and flew towards the school house.

“Storm can wait; I need to go say hi to my biggest fan.”

After about 5 minutes she heard the school bells ring. Dash spends up and landed in a cloud above the school house. She looked down and saw her favorite fan walking with her fellow crusader, minus Apple Bloom. She droped from her cloud and hovered in front of the surprised filly.

“Hey squirt, whats happening?” She asked to the shocked and surprised filly. Sweetie Bell seemed to be carrying a large something in her back pack.

“No-not much Rainbow Dash. Ho-how about you?” Dash laughed at the filly’s nervousness at talking to her idol.

“Do you know where Applebloom is?” They looked at each other and then back to Dash.

“She fell asleep in class and she has homework…So she can’t go crusading with us.” She said sadly.

“What are you crusading for this time?”

They looked around and then whispered to themselves.

“Sorry Rainbow Dash, its sorta of a secret.” Now this surprised Dash, usually Scootaloo would tell dash anything. She could keep a secret, and them not telling her it.

“Well I guess I will leave you girls alone.” Dash said coldly as she zoomed up towards the cloud. Scootaloo tried to say something, but she was already out of the general vicinity. She landed on a cloud and stared at the beautiful sky.

‘SO THEY CAN’T TELL ME A LITTLE SECRET, EVEN THOUGH I AM HER IDOL!” She was stomping around the cloud, not in a good mood.

"I'll show her! I'll wow her with my Sonic Rainboom and get to Sweet Apple Acres in no time. Then when I get back, Scoots will HAVE to tell me her secret! “She zoomed up towards the sky, climbing higher and higher.

“I, RAINBOW DASH IS NOW GOING TO PREFORM THE ONE AND ONLY SONIC RAINBOOM!” She yelled to a nonexistent crowd.

“THANK YOU THANK YOU.” She exclaimed, bowing to another invisible crowd. She dived straight down and began to pick up speed. A cone began to form around her as she got faster and faster. Her face was contorted in a mix of anger and concentration.

And then of course it failed.

“Oh  no not AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!” She yelled as the cone threw her back at incredible speeds. She tried to move her wings, but nothing was working. She flew over the apple trees, nearly colliding with a branch before she managed to get one of her wings out. It started to slow her down, but not enough for her to stop.

“This is going to hurt…” She managed to say. She looked and saw that she was heading towards the Apple family’s tool shed.

“Oh sweet Celestia, please make me not die.” She muttered as she closed her eyes, waiting for impact.

“WATCH OUT ANYPONY!” she yelled before colliding with the shed with enough force to demolish the entire well-built structure.

She felt herself crash deep into the now-wrecked shed. Pieces of wood, iron, and supplies made contact as the sounds of falling debris finally ceased to a halt.

'Ow...'

She tried to force herself upright, and winced. She definitely messed up her right wing with that landing, which meant a visit to the Hospital would be in order very soon.

"Ugh..."

She froze. She recognized the voice, and it made her blood go cold.

"MATT!" She frantically started swiping through the debris, trying not to further upset her wing. She stopped and gasped in horror at what she found...

Matt was barely staying conscious. A large pitchfork had embedded itself into his stomach, followed by large pieces of wooden support pinning him down on all sides.

'Oh no... no, no nonononono!'

"MATT! ARE YOU OKAY?!" No response, just slight gurgling. "OH CELESTIA, I'M GOING TO GET HELP. JUST HANG IN THERE!"

Tears had already sprung up since her discovery, and with that hopefully-comforting statement, she quickly ran out of the remnants of the shed.

She had to get a certain big red stallion as soon as possible, but with a shed being destroyed and such a loud scream, Big Mac was already on his way. Dash saw Mac coming from across the acre. She was about to run over to him when she heard a horrendous cough from Matt that made her heart sink to her chest. She rushed over to Matt and began to cradle him, trying to bring some sense of peace to both her and him.

“DASH, WHAT IN TARNATION HAPPENED? IS MATT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, AH AM GOING TO-“ By this time he noticed that Dash was crying. Big Max had seen a lot of things, but a crying Rainbow Dash was a 1st. He looked over towards the shed and saw a pitchfork sticking out at an odd angle. He walked over and recoiled at what he saw. Dash was cradling the human that he had been chasing, and by the look of him he was not going to last much longer, He was lying down and was shaking slightly. He looked pale and his usually happy smile was replaced by a look of pain. His eyes were fluttering and his right side was under a lot of debris.

“PLEASE, HELP ME MAC!” Dash screamed, tears streaming down her eyes. Matt coughed and blood began trickle slowly out of his mouth.

“1st thing we need to do is get the debris off of him.” Mac said as calmly as he could. He reached over and began to take some of the heavy peics of wood off of him. He got all of it off and looked over his body. His right foreleg was defiantly broken. He wasn’t going to make it unless they got him to the hospital fast.

“DASH, STAY HERE, AH AM GONNA GO GET MAH WAGON. IT’LL BE EASIER TO TAKE HIM.”

“What do you need me to do?” Dash asked with pleading eyes.

“If he wakes up, keep him calm. Also under no circumstances are yall to take that pitchfork out.” Normally Dash would have asked why, but she was close to losing it. She nodded to Mac and he ran to the barn to hook himself up to the wagon he normally used to carry and transport large amounts of products.  He hitched himself up and ran as fast as he could to the rubble of the shed.

‘Now we have to be VERY carefully when we pick him up, one false move and we could kill him, do yall understand?” Dash nodded and together r, they managed to get Matt into the wagon without much difficulty. There back of the wagon was littered with spare hay used to transport and keep apples from being bruised. They laid him down onto it and Mac jumped out and hitched himself up to the wagon.

“Dash, keep him steady!” And with that they took off towards the hospital…

“Please don’t die…PLEASE!” Dash cried…

Rainbow Dash walked about pensively after her arrival to the Hospital. When both she and Big Mac had brought Matt in, they ushered both of them away and brought him to an emergency room.

That was fifteen minutes ago, and it wasn't helping her anxiety much in that regard.

Big Mac had departed along with Nurse Redheart, one of the head medical practitioners, to Twi's Library and gather the rest of the girls. However, the main focus was getting Storm.

While she wasn't extremely well-versed in his capabilities, having another human at the very least could be very useful when trying to properly sustain him and make sure his signs are stable.

Any nurses or doctors that attempted to converse and calm her down were tuned out by the Technicolor pony. She nervously scrapped her hoof against the floor, her ears constantly flicked back and forth in hope of hearing news...

"Miss Rainbow Dash!"

That snapped her out of her concentration. A male doctor stood before her, a rather hesitant smile on his face that made Rainbow nervous. 'Why is he smiling like that? Oh no, please let it not be something bad involving Matt!'

"Oh um, hi Doctor...?"

"Doctor Monitor, at your service.” He said proudly.

"Right. How is Matt?"

He sighed and looked at her with a smile that portrayed the bearer of bad news. "We're having some difficulties trying to patch him up. We currently do have him stable, but we have no idea how long we can keep him like that until this other human shows up... What was his name again?"

"Storm."

He briefly nodded and silently mouthed the word to himself as he looked away. His head swiveled back and motioned for Rainbow to follow him. She really didn't have a choice in the matter, and accompanied him up the flight of stairs.

"While we were patching him up, we ran into a... predicament." Doctor Monitor started, his horn enabling him to carry several files as he trotted. Rainbow perked up at this, albeit it was rather worried than anything. "Our medical squad of Unicorns were attempting an advanced healing spell to sustain him for the time being..."

"Yes, go on." She replied impatiently, eyes showing slight hints of twitching.

"The magic we inserted into his body to repair his muscle tissue somehow came into contact with his phenotype and DNA sequences, reconstructing his skeletal and organ system into that of an Equine."

There was a brief silence before Rainbow responded. "In Equestrian please?"

The Doctor (No, not that Doctor) snorted at this and exposed a smile. "The magic turned him into a pony."

Rainbow froze in front of the room where Doctor Monitor had stopped. 'Matt, a pony...?' She hastily entered the room and took in the sight of Matt.

Bandages adorned his abdomen area several times over, the white a sharp contrast with his dandelion-yellow coat. His electric-blue mane lied about in disarray over his pillow, with the occasional strands tickling his unconscious facial features.

"I'll give you some time alone and direct the other Elements here when they arrive." Doctor Monitor pronounced as he quietly shut the door, and made his way back to the front desk.

There was silence. Rainbow shifted slightly to adjust her own bandages from her crash into the shed. She was still kicking herself over that little stunt, and now it may or may not have cost Matt his life.

"Oh Matt..." Rainbow began, cantering over and sitting next to Matt on his bed. "I'm so sorry."

She was content to simply sit there for a few minutes and took note of the way he'd occasionally murmur something about 'Q's and Bacon, how his tail flicked outwards for a brief moment before becoming unmoving once more, his wings fluttering-

Wait, wings?!

Indeed, through the improvised design of the bandages, there were two slots for his wings to tuck up against him. It brought a sense of joy to her; if Matt was possibly stuck in this pony form, at least he could fly with her. Hay, maybe she could even teach him!

Rainbow felt herself perch her body atop of Matt, and her simply relishing in the warm glow of Matt's sleeping and recuperating body. What she did next though shocked even her into a stupor...

She bent over... and began to kiss him.

It was a strangely comforting feeling, her mouth locked onto his. Even though he was unconscious, she swore she could see a small smile spread across his mouth. It brought a warm feeling to her, she felt a little bit of the pressure and also the guilt of what she did slowly begin to melt away. She adjusted her body so that herwasn’t putting any pressure on her wing, and also to make sure she wasn’t hurting any part of his healing body. She pulled away from him and looked over his new body. He had a dandelion yellow coat that went perfectly with his electric blue mane.  A night sky black tail complemented his body. She chuckled to herself a little bit. She looked around to make sure that no pony was looking at her. She noticed the curtain was open, but was scared that she might hit him if she tried to stand up. She sighed and once again, for reasons she could not understand, she began to kiss his unconscious body. She absentmindedly began rubbing her her left hoof against his left cheek. She didn’t even notice Storm and the rest of the gang walk into the room. She heard a gasp behind her and she turned around to see Storm and her friends staring at her, mouths open is shock. Dash gasped and fell of the bed, nearly hitting Matt in his healing ribs. They stared at each other for a little bit, before Dash tried to run out of the room…

Authors note

And that is the chapter people...

I am very very sorry for not getting this out earlier. I had Finals in school and a Parent that wants to take my PC away at all costs...

Anyway expect a very very long next chapter to make up for the lateness.

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Chapter 25- CROSS FINAL!

Rainbow Dash moved as fast as she possibly could in her condition down the flight of stairs. She felt humiliated, having that personal moment interrupted by Storm and the girls. Why she did it in the first place, she didn't know exactly. However one thing was perfectly clear...

She needed time alone.

As she entered the lobby, she froze at the sight of both Pinkie Pie and Rarity waiting there for her. Both had concerned looks on their faces, and the current positioning betwixt the two meant she couldn't further advance.

"Dash, are you alright dear?" Rarity asked as she took a step forward. She wore a sincere grin, and was willing herself not to begin questioning the scene she saw. Pinkie had done her own signature promise to stay quiet about that matter until she herself could ease the topic in.

"No...I mean yes... I don't know!" She cried, putting her face into her hooves. This day had started out great, but it had turned into the worst day of her life. She kept crying, because for once in her life, Dash didn't have a smart-Alec remark or joke. She was embarrassed that her friends had caught her making out with somepony.

She was confused because she had no idea why, and the worst feeling was the guilt that she might have killed somepony if it wasn't for the doctors, she didn't know what she would have done. She was so deep in her thoughts that she didn't notice Rarity come over and sit next to her. She put her hoof around Dash, careful not to touch her injured wing,

"Its okay Rainbow. Tell me whats wrong." Rarity asked kindly and gently, careful in not trying to further upset the crying pegasus too much.

"I nearly..." she snorted to cease a small amount of snot from running out, "killed one of my friends... And now you probably think I'm some," she interrupted herself by sniffling, then continued, "kinda of-" Her mouth was suddenly stuffed with Rarity's hoof, cutting off what she was about to say. Rarity's voice suddenly became very stern.

"Don't you dare call yourself that Dash...But, I have to ask this: Do you like him? Her voice went from stern to something a mother would say to a scared little foal. She took her hoof away, allowing Dash to talk.

"I-I don't know..." She managed to get out between sniffles. Her mind was in chaos right now; part of her said yes, but another part was saying no, that she was nothing but a...a....

"Looks like somepony needs to LAUGH!" A sudden, cheery voice called out.  Dash's opened her eyes to see Pinkie Pie dancing around, singing a song.

(The tune goes with Smile Song, so thinking of the verses in that tune will help.)

"There's no need to cry,

To feel bad or sigh,

Because I have just the thing,

that will surely make your heart ring.

"If you truly love him Dashie,

you won't need to worry 'bout the crash,

just return to being sassy,

and you'll both be sure to have a smash.

"You've both been good friends,

and this won't cause the end,

so it's time to go and wipe those tears,

for this song should end all your fears.

"Your the fastest in the land, (yes you are)

the daredevil of your clan, (indeed it's true)

which is why you need to do your best,

and put these thoughts down for rest~!"

Pinkie finished her act with a back flip and landed right next to the now-smiling Dash. She walked over to her, her face now nearly touching hers.

"You feel better now silly?" She asked, peering right into her eyes. Dash slowly stood back up, and gave Pinkie a huge hug. She had stopped crying and now had the biggest smile Pinkie had ever seen on her.

"Thanks, Pinkie. That helped." She said as she hugged her. Rarity joined them and soon, it was a group hug.

"Come on Dash, lets go get you some cupcakes and then we'll go back to the hospital." Rarity told Dash as if she would be talking to a child. Dash left the group hug and raced toward Sugarcube Corner.

"Bet I'll get there before you chums!"

Blackness...

This was the only defining feature of where my subconscious was. It was the only thing I could see, feel, smell... Now THAT was unexpected. Being able to smell the darkness that clouded me. Sorta reminded me of disinfectant...

Don't ask, I had no idea disinfectant clouds can get that big.

To describe my current feeling of this darkness was difficult to say the least. I felt that I was on something, yet when I looked around and below me... all I saw was the Blackness. It was thick, nearly daunting to stare into this empty void.

It was like pudding, in a way.

I had to be dead. Any attempts for making sound seemed to be in vain. The dead options starting to look a lot more likely, after all I did get stabbed by a pitchfork.

Wait, whats this...

No. I was wrong. Because now I heard something... something emitting from the cold abyss I found myself in. To describe was impossible... it was an echo, yet it carried no sound. No voice.

Yet I heard it. It was small, at first. But as it volume ever-gradually grew, my anxiety increased with it. It wasn't a recognizable echo of a sound. I thought at one point that if I listened hard enough, that I barely heard a scream...

Oh lord, whats going on now...

The temperature in this plane didn't seem to remain constant either, which confused me further. In Death, it's supposed to be cold right? Not here, and this is what made me question my current state.

It was warm at first. I even thought I felt wind as I floated in my vast prison. And then, it briefly became colder. Not the cold I expected, almost as if it was the shade in a desert's sun.

The echo had evolved now. When previously it was an echo with no sound, it was slowly blending into whispers. Was it the spirits of the dead? Who knew, I couldn't see through this veil of pudding.

Then, nearly instantaneously, it stopped. Not the echo entirely, but the whispers did. This was when I noticed that my thoughts were becoming harder to compose. Was it the darkness, driving me mad to the point where I couldn't create clear thoughts?

This...is...getting... annoying...fast!

I... felt myself begin to slip away. Almost like falling backwards for no reason. The thought of Death arose again as I felt this pulling feeling. My thoughts now were... SO difficult to... form.

If... if this is... my end...

Then.... so... be it.

As long as there is bacon, if not I'M COMING BACK!

"Calm down...Oh everything's just fine..." I spat out venomously, nearly throwing the Nurse's trying to hold me in vain down.

"Matt...Please calm down." Rainbow begged, tears starting to form in her eyes.

i heard the sound of the door opening, and Storm walked himself in.

"Whats the current situation?" He asked. My response was to take my pillow and throw it as hard as I could towards him. It missed and hit just above the door, making him back up for a spit second.

He performed a small duck as he went and positioned himself next to the door. "Woah. What's doing on?!"

"Nothing really...JUST DIED AND OH, I DON'T KNOW, TURNED INTO A FUCKEN PONY!" I screamed, flailing around the bed, trying to get lose so I could run out of the room.

"Everyone, stand back!" I heard Storm shout, clearing the ponies trying to hold me down. I nearly shot up and ran out, but storm was there to stop me.

"Calm down Matt. Just ease up, and we'll talk about what happened..." There's nothing to talk about Storm...I DIED AND NOW I'M A FUCKEN PONY!

"Oh nothing...I just died and now I'm a pony! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?" I spat at him, spittle flying through the air. I just died...HOW AM I ALIVE???

Slap

I stopped flailing around and just stared...What...What the hell am I doing? I looked around the room at the pony's gathered there, most of them looking near tears.

"Technically, you didn't die. You just had semi-severe injuries. As for the pony bit, that was a side effect of one of the doctor's spells." He said calmly, his voice filled with concern.

"I...Did't die...?" I manged to mumble out.

I looked up at Storm who had a look of pure concern. "Are... you okay, Matt?"

I paused and looked right at him, my mind a total cluster fuck.

"I...I don't know..." I manged to spit out. I did not die...Then what was that dream about...Why did the voice lie?

"How ya feeling?" He asked me, breaking me of my concentration and major mind fuck.

"Like I just got stabbed, then died..." I  said solemnly , my head hung in shame. I had sunk into a depression, my mind running wild.

"You're lucky I was alerted in time. You should be fully-healed in about two days of bedrest." That got my attention...Would I be going back to my human form in two days?

"Cool...So, am I stuck like this?" I asked, moving my hooves over my body that was under the sheet that had somehow stayed on. Storm looked up at the ceiling, why the others looked at him with annoyed looks.

"I'm currently synthesysing a counter-remedy for you. Should be done in about a week." Wait what... YAY LIGHTING POWERS OF AWESOMENESS!!

"Really?"

His response was a cocky grin. "I've dealt with shapeshifters who gotten stuck in a form a few times. All I needed was a blood sample, and I could construct a potion that countered the effects. I could explain how using alot of technical terms, but that's not the important thing that needs to be discussed."

What did he just say?

Yes...Please no more technical terms, my brain will melt." I manged to joke out, suddenly I yawned and shifted my head.

"Anyways, we need to discuss something quite crutcial that I've discovered recently." He looked at the others, and they left the room.

I streched and yawned again." Can it wait till moring? Cause I'm kinda tried..."

"I think it'd be best if I told you about the organization hunting humans, NOW."

"Wut..."

He nodded and sat myself upon my bed. "While you were at the farm, I had encountered and pursued a thief who stole a great deal of bits from a Ms. Cheerilee. When he was cornered, I was ambushed by his allies."

Wow...And this was when I was knocked out I suppose.

He stood up again and casually walked about the room. "I had no choice but to kill them. When I absorbed the leader however, I uncovered a briefing from a pony in the shadows planning to go after a human sighting in Ponyville." He abosobed there leader...Yeah not going to touch that.

"The thief I had chased appeared to be a higher member, so I let him live and brought him here for questioning. Initially, he refused to talk. But luckily some torture got him to reveal the plot."

Yeah not going to go into that, brain turning off.

He stopped and faced me with a somber expression. "I don't know where their base is, who is leading the group, or when they'll strike next. All I do know is that they'll most likely strike when I leave. And that's why I need to train you, against the threat of this anti-human faction in your Equestria."

Fuck...My...Life...

I stared at him and sighed..."Can I just have one day where I'm not put in some random new body, and am now going to be hunted like an animal..."

“Isnt’ this this first time you’ve never been human though?” Twilight asked, rubbing the underside of her chin with a hoof.

"Maybe. When the organization crumbles, and the tonic is made, sure. 'Til then, we're going to prepare. Be ready to become more properly acquainted with your temporary body tommorow. For now, sleep."

"With pleasure..."

Annoyance.

That was a key emotion being displayed. Anyone could see it, if they were watching. The human-turned-pony stomped around in heavy steps, trying to get the feeling still of his body. The past week was hectic, and he was glad that quite soon he'd be done with it.

Although, it wasn't the worst possible thing. Learning how to gallop though, now that was something else. Those first attempts resulted in many face plants, and lots of dirt being crammed up his nasal passages. The Mane Six took great pleasure in watching him fail, and they were currently suppressing giggles at the still-stomping stallion.

"Are you alright?" Twilight called out to him. He looked over and regarded her with a snort. This however just caused a further surge of laughing from the others, which simultaneously attracted the attention of nearby passing ponies. However, he didn't care.

He was waiting for his other human friend to come, and then they could finally deal with-

"You seem annoyed."

"No, really?" He remarked with his voice dripping in sarcasm.

The individual who asked the question merely chuckled and waved the irritated pony to follow him. As they began to walk over towards the Mane Six, the annoyed pony following began to speak.

"I'm so done with this man."

His friend chuckled, but didn't slow down. "Well this is the last day before the tonic is supposed to be done-"

"Yeah, I know. This week has not been kind."

"Still having problems adjusting to the body?"

He rolled his eyes. "Been having them since I got it."

His friend nodded at this and parked in front of the group. "That was a crazy week," He turned towards the pony following him and allowed a smirk. "But I appreciate you doing it to help, Storm."

Storm nodded as he flexed his back to familiarize himself again. He did that frequently since he shape-shifted to help suit Matt's combat needs. "Yeah yeah. I still can't believe you talked me into it."

The other pony, Matt, simply smiled. "I can't believe you did some of what you did when we were learning how to fly."

Some time ago...

Still no bacon

I stretched my wings as I let out a loud yawn. Flying with Rainbow Dash was, to say the least, exhausting. She was always pushing me further, encouraging me to got the extra mile. Literally.I  had done at least seven 'extra miles' that morning alone.

But the strange thing was that she should sometimes blush when I looked at her...Now that I mention it, when I woke up, my mouth tasted like Skittles.

No...Maybe...I must inquire this further.

Rolling onto my back, I smiled up at the sky. Being a pony wasn't so bad, I mean flying is fucking awesome. I was handling it better than Storm was, that was for sure. Especially considering Storm had a choice to be a pony, where as I didn't exactly have one. I smiled again and started laughing evilly.

I might want to keep flying for a longer time than a week...

It was one of the rare days where the Pegasi whether patrols were allowing the fluffly white clouds that vaguely resemebled Pinkie Pie's mane and tail to float on their own accord  across the great blue. A soft, warm breeze ruffled my newly acquired feathers, tickilng me slightly.

Somewhere nearby, there was the faint sound of drums breaking the peace in the forest clearing. The same four beats, over and over again. O cracked one eye open. That was getting pretty annoying, wait...Where have I heard this before?

One two three four. One two three four. One two three four.

Without being aware of it, my  right front hoof tapped the ground along with the drums.

One two three four. One two three four. One two three four.

My eyes snapped open. It couldn't be. Could it? The same four beats from my dream. Over and over again.

One two three four. One two three four.

No, no fucken way...

This can't be a coincidence. I sat up and carefully scanned the forest's edge. Looking for the source of the drums.

One two three four.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

"What the-?" My  head snapped to the left. There was nothing there and the drumming had stopped. I narrowed my eyes suspiciously.

What...The..Fuck....Was....That! There was a shadow in the wood's, I am not fucking around with you.

A very HUMAN looking shadow.

"Exhaustion playing tricks on me," I mumbled, laying back down in the grass. 'Still, I must miss home more than I thought if I'm seeing human-shaped shadows now.' I closed my eyes and pushed those thoughts to the back of my mind, where the wild shit is, as I began preparing himself for my afternoon sparring session with Storm. My right front hoof subcutaneously tapping out a rhythmic beat. Over and over again.

One two three four.

I chuckled. "And then, we decided to have our first heavy sparring match a few days after."

I thought back to the time when I punched basicly god in the face....

It was magical.

"Alright, you ready?"

We were both currently circling around each other, ready to strike at a moments notice. Initially, the previous sessions were of us adapting to fighting with these bodies\ They were fun, but as time went on we started getting better and rougher.

And I loved it.

The thief, Marshmallow Mist, had been moved to Canterlot for further questioning. Although, considering what Storm did to him, I personaly think the most there gonna get out is a bunch of fecal matter, and crap. If he can even talk. Storm looked like he was discated, so I began my attack fun.

I lunged with a hook, but he merely ducked under and bucked my chin using his right hind-leg.

I stumbled backwards and got back in my stance, trying to avoid not getting falconed to much.. We circled once again.

My fighting is very simple, but effective. I would wait for someone to attack me first, then block and pound them before backing off. If they had the same plan, it led to an awkward moment of just standing around, looking like idiots.

I noticed that he seemed distracted, like he was having a fight with himself,,,

Or somebritish A,I thingy.

I moved in, unlike my style and barraged him with a full volley of strikes to his head and chest. I got a good amount in before he jumped back, then I made the choice to be a dumb ass and try something fancy.

I turned around and fired a double buck right at him, but he made the smart move and ducked mid buck, pushed up above me and slammed into me, flipping me onto my back like a bit turtle. He backed up and allowed me to sand up.

We were considering doing weapon sparring with these bodies, but decided against due to how much longer we'd be in them.

Then it came to me, why not trick Storm. I did this by launching the same kind of attack for around 4 times, enough to get him stuck in a rhythm and not to expect it.

Another swing. Block. Side-Step. Reap. Repeat.

After the fourth time, I attacked. Instead of side stepping, I steeped in and slammed my hoof into his face as hard as I could, hearing something that sounded like a cannon go off as it made contact, knocking him back.

I knew it hurt like a bitch probably, but he just shrugged it off and gave me a good job hoof.

Then there was the time when we saw what you looked like." I told him."

Ponyville on a normal morning was tranquil. Ponies were still awakening, and the shops were just starting to open their doors. However, that peaceful feeling decided to pass over the town, due to a raging individual shouting at a group of laughing ponies.

Since Storm had been a pony, and we saw what he looked like, we did everything to try to keep what he looked like a secerat from him, from Pinkie taking all the mirros and hiding them in the town, to Twlight casting spells.

Why, becuase he looked like a male Pinkie Pie, with a slightly darker mane, but he looked exactly like her.

Storm was looking into a fountain, and had a really really weird look on his face. Oh...This is going to be priceless.

He started to walk over towards us, knowing what we had been doing. With tears now streaming down all of our faces, he spoke.

"Enjoying my misery, everypony?" he asked, watching tears literally stream down the faces of us, his face getting reder by the second.

And then the water came...

"And then I said, are you mad Andy Warhol?" Everypony exploded into laughs, except for Rarity, who calmly laughed, to my sadness.

"Oh oh...Tell us another one." Pinkie yelled bouncing and doing cartwheels in the air.

"That....Was awesome!" Dash yelled from the ground, having falling out of the sky she was laughing so hard. This sparked a question that I had from the moment I woke up.

"Hey Dash, when I woke up after the accident," I used carefull words not to upset her again," I tasted something like Skittles, which is a bunch of fruit in the colors of the Rainbow on Earth, Do you know why?" Suddenly everypony stopped laughing and stared at the now glowing red cheeks of Dash.

Oh this is not good...

"Um...The nurses came in and gave you a shot...That was probably it." She said it like she was under preasure. I looked towards AJ and noticed that she had a really really weird look on her face.

This calls for more investigation,.. But for another day!

"Of course, that must be it."

"Ye-Yeah..." She mumbled, looking away. She was saved by Storm trotting over to where we where. He tossed a vial at me, who caught it epicly. I was still getting used to this hoof thing, so I felt pretty good about myself. Storm took of his cap and chugged it, and with a puff of smoke later... He was standing there in human form.

"Well, I need to depart." He told us.

"Awww..." The girls cried from behind me, which was probably the saddest thing I had ever heard.

"Don't worry, I'll be back eventually." He turned towards me.

"Matt, I got some farewell gifts for ya."

PRESENTS???

ME GUSTA!

And out of the fucken blue, he pulled a entire saxophone out of his pocket. How the fuck I will never know. Ahh...Time to make some sweet saxxy music. Maybe doing a little dance, make a little love.

"Saxxy." Was my only reply, which made sense.

He handed over the necklace, and I looked at it in confusion. "It's a medal with your face on it, smiling."

"I know. It's a pager of sorts. When you're in distress, it sends me a signal."

I nodded in understanding, and watched as he crammed his hand back into my pocket once more.

He then reached in his pocket and pulled out the most epic thing of all time...The best present I had ever gotten.

In his hand...Was a One Piece Admiral's jacket in perfect condition, and it had my favorite colors, Electric blue sleeves that went prefect with my hair.

FUCKING BEST PRESENT EVER!!!

I slung it over my back, and it looked epic...

And then, he pulled out a hammer. Not some enchanted super hammer like Thor. Just a regular, nail and hammer hammer. OK...This is awkward, is this supposed to mean something?

"Is that all?" Lyra asked with a great deal of mirth, whatever that is.

"Nope. One last thing... To Matt, my first human friend in over three million years, I bequeath... a boot to the head."Was his only response before I got slammed in the head with a boot, sending me backwards and nearly dropping the vile off cure stuff. I got up and looked where Storm was, but he was gone.

"Well...That was one hell of a good bye." I said, rubbing my hoof on my head.

I stood up and shook myself off, and then an arrow flew by my head and implanted into the tree behind me.

"What the holy roman fuck w-." I was cut off by 5 more arrow's flying towards me and my friends. Luckily , who ever the fuck was shooting at us had horrible aim. Fluttershy had ducked down behind Twilight, while Dash and me looked around us, trying to find who ever was that bad of a shot.

"KILL THE HUMAN, KILL HIS FRIENDS, CUT THEM OPEN AND KILLLLLLLLL THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" A voice screamed, accomplished by the sound of tramping hooves.

Hammer, don't fail me now.

Authors note's...

I AM BACK!!!!!!! Soviet here, and I am very very sorry for this coming out so late. School, parents, writers block from hell and mother nature herself did not like me.

Anyway, me and dumb and Shadow (are editor)  pulled an ALL NIGHTER for this, so please enjoy...

Feel free to comment, rate and even track me if you want to.

Anyway, as me and Dumb's cross is done for the time being, there will be more though, I am open to anyone that wants to crossover with me. If you do, ethier PM me on fimfiction or leave a comment below.

Also, the ideas you gave me for powers are being put into the story as I speak, so I hope you look foward to it.

And lastly, Don't forget to be awesome.

SovietBacon signing off.

THANK YOU FOR 20,000 VIEWS

Thank you all for reading and commenting on my story. I never thought I would make it past 20,000 views. Also i have a question for you all. I am stuck on a small part of my story, i can't decide if Matt should be good at playing the drums or saxaphone. Could you possibly tell me in the comments which you would like to see? I am planning to come out with a chapter tonight if i have the time, or one for SURE tomorrow.

Sincerly,

SovietBacon

Chapter 1- The best day ever

By SovietBacon

Prologue There is a common fact in equstria knowledge that there were 3 tribes. The Earth Pony’s, The Pegasus and The Unicorns. And that they formed the land of Equstria and led to peace and harmony. But, there is a myth of a 4th tribe of creatures that were there and helped them found Equstria, but they then suddenly disappeared without reason and warning, and so they slowly began to be forgotten, until they were completely erased from history.

Chapter 1 The Best Day of Her life

Twilight Sparkle was in her library, as usual, preparing for a visit from her friend Applejack when suddenly, the front door to her house bursts open as a blue colored Pegasus comes in and crashes into her bookshelf, undoing all the work she had been working all day on.

"RAINBOW DASH", she yells as the Pegasus,gets up looking a little dizzy, shaking her head.

“Oh, sorry Twilight, BUT YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED"!!!

"What is it Rainbow Dash"? She asked her.

“You know the contest I entered a month ago"?

“Oh yeah... Could you remind again what that was for"? She asked. Rainbow gave her a look that sent shutters down her spine.

“A 1 DAY AS A HONORARY WONDERBOLT!!!" she started bouncing around and saying "OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH"

"Wow Dashie, said Twilight, when are you going"?

"I am leaving tomorrow morning; I just stopped by to tell you."

"Well Dash, I hope you have fun and tell me everything that happened when you come back got it, in the meantime". Looking at all the spilled stuff on the floor, she sighed, “I have some work to do".

Later on that night, as Twilight was looking through her books, she came across a book called, “Myths, Legends and Spells"

" What’s this, I have never seen this before in my library"? She opened the book to a random page titled, “Basic Summoning Spells"

She read over the spell and was surprised how easy it was. She wanted to try it, but then someone knocked on her door. It was Applebloom, AJ's little sister.

"Oh hey Applebloom, what do you need"

" My sister told me to come over and tell you that she got sick and can't come over tonight, sorry" "It's okay, you can tell Aj that i hope she feels better", Twilight responded.

Applebloom left and Twilight suddenly realized that she had a free night to do what she wanted to do.

She went back in her house and gave the summoning book a odd smile She opened the book to the page with the spell and decided to try it. What could go wrong she thought to herself? She closed her eyes, concreted and tried the spell. After a minute of mind numbing concentration, nothing happened. She felt exhausted and looked at the date the book was published. It was over 1500 years old.

"What was all that noise", Spike yelled down from his room.

"Nothing, go back to bed Spike, you have been working all day", Twilight said back. She goes back and starts looking at the book. She plops herself on to the couch and starts to read.

2 Hours Later. Twilight is fast asleep on the couch, she shifts in her sleep and the book falls over, a new page comes up." The legend of the 4th Tribe"

As she sleeps, deep in the Everfree forest, a creature falls onto the cold, dark earth and slowly gets up and looks around. He is stunned at what he sees. Trees bigger than anything he has ever seen, beautiful rivers and valleys. He slowly gets to his feet and makes sure he is in one piece and that everything is still there. He looks around one more time and says the 1st words of a Human in over 1000 years

“Um... This could be worse;" In the distance he hears a roar of a creature.

"I WAS JUST JOKING!!!!

The Next Day.

Rainbow Dash was so excited she could barley sleep. When she finally did get some rest, she almost fell out of her cloud when her alarm went off. She was finally going to live her dream; she was going to be a Wonderbolt, even if only for a day. She got up lazily and went and made herself some breakfast. She looked up in the sky and saw a storm was brewing. She decided that nothing was going to happen and started to get ready for her big day. She first went and flew around her house a couple of times to get loosened up. She then went back and prepared herself a small snack for the 1 hour fly to Cloudsdale, no need to waste her energy on a simple fly, And with that thought, she took off for what she thought would be the best day of her life, but in reality would be an event the changed the course of Equstria forever.

Chapter 4- NO.. BACON... RAGE

Chapter 4 NO... BACON... RAGE

POV Matt

I was having the best dream of my entire life. I had gotten a 100% on my English final and my girlfriend wanted to take me on a "special date". Things were going great when all of a sudden a portal or something appeared in front of me. I went through it and I felt the worst pain of my entire life. I felt like my chest was being ripped apart, and it stopped as abruptly as it started. I slowly started to wake up. I felt like I was in a soft bed, and it smelled like cupcakes. I thought to myself, not matter what happens, I will NOT kill someone. I heard voices they shrouded like they were girls. I felt something touch the side of my leg. Don’t panic Matt don't panic, don't panic, just open your eyes a peek and see where you are. I open my eyes and everything is a blur. I close my eyes again. I hear the voices again. I still can't understand what they are saying, but they are defiantly girls. Uhhhhh, why do I feel so weak? Okay matt you are going to open your eyes in 5, 4,3,2,1 OPEN THEM. I open my eyes and a pony sitting on the side of my bed, reading a book.

“Um, Hello?” The pony gasped and fell out of the chair she was sitting in.

"YOU CAN TALK!"

"Yeah, how do you know English?" She ran out of the room, leaving me more confused than ever. What the hell have I gotten myself into?

Twilights POV

I was reading the book that i had found last night. It had a lot of information about mythical creatures. I accidently hit the side of his leg (we found out that he was a dude, we have very similar anatomy). I came across a page cost “The Legend of the 4th Tribe”. I was about to read it when i heard

“Um, Hello?" I fell out of the chair.

I was shocked, "YOU CAN TALK." "Yeah, how do you know English?"

I had to go tell everyone that he was up. I run out of the room as fast as I can.

The girls are sitting in the room, eating cupcakes that pinky brought over.

"He’s awake, and he can talk". They all looked at each other and ran after me into the room. He was looking up at us, a very confused of look in his eye.

Matts POV

The pony returned with 5 other pony’s, one of them I recognized as the blue Pegasus I had saved in the forest.

The pony that had been reading the book talked 1st, she was a purple pony with a purple and black mane. “What’s your name?”

“My name is Matt."

"Like in door mat," Rainbow Dash asked?

I gave them a look that made them all scoot back.

" Yes, as in door mat" "

Well, that’s not a very ponyish name" asked the white unicorn.

"Well, I’m not exactly a pony am I?"

"That’s another question I have for you, what exactly are you?" the purple unicorn asked.

“Before I answer any of your questions, can you at least tell me your names?”

“I am Twilight Sparkles, This is Applejack, pointing to a yellow pony with a cowboy hat, Fluttershy, pointing to a yellow Pegasus, Pinkiepie, pointing to a pink pony that was bouncing around the room, this is Rarity, pointing to the white unicorn, and I see that you have already met Rainbow Dash, pointing to the blue Pegasus, Rainbow Dash looked away, and I am Twilight Sparkles."

” No offense, but that was a mouthful." Speaking of mouths, I suddenly realized I was really hungry. "Do you guys have anything to eat, like Bacon or some other kind of meat?" The pony’s backed up and looked sick to their stomachs.

“M…m… meat," Fluttershy shuddered, " that’s disgusting." RD said. “Wait, wait, wait, your telling me that you...have…No...BACON!!!" I had never been so pissed off in my entire life. “I AM STUCK IN A WORLD WITH NO BACON, WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS!!!”

All the pony’s backed up and got really scared look on their faces.

“AT LEAST TELL ME YOU HAVE GOD D*** APPLES!!!"

The pony with the cowboy had suddenly smiled, " mah family runs an apple orchard"

Oh thank god, I thought to myself. “If you don't mind, could I have an apple?" Fluttershy smiled and they all sighed in relief, as Fluttershy went down to her kitchen and came back with an apple. She gave it to me, and I take a bite. IT WAS THE BEST APPLE EVER. "This is the best apple I have ever eaten, where do you get it?"

"It’s from Applejack’s orchard" Fluttershy said.

It's not as good as bacon, but it’s still really good. I tried to get up, but I almost collapse as a searing pain erupts from my chest. I look at my chest and discover a huge scar running down it. "What happened to me?"

“You were attack by a Manticore, you almost died." Twilight remarked."

“Well, that’s not the 1st time that’s happened, but that story is for another day."

“You never answered the question, what are you?" Rainbow Dash asked

“I am a human, or Homo sapiens if you want to get specific, I come from a planet called Earth."

“Wait, if you are not from around here, then how the hay did you get here?" RD asked

“I was camping, when a portal opened up in front of me and the next thing I knew, I was here.

“Twilight looked shocked. “It... It worked"

I had a bad feeling about this." What do you mean it actually Worked?"

“I thing I was the one that summoned you here."

“You brought me here???" just below the bacon thing, this is the maddest time I have ever been in my entire life." I would suggest that you leave the room before I throw something."

She backed up and left the room, everyone else just stood there staring, “I meant all of you except you Rainbow Dash, I would like to talk to you about something." They all looked around, and then they left, except Rainbow Dash.

She was looking around, a little bit confused. “So, what the hay do you wanna talk about, don't worry I’m fine"

“Don’t worry, that’s not what I want to talk about."

“Okay, then what do you want." Rainbow Dash asked nervously

This question had been bothering me since I came here. “Do those wings really work, and also, what color is my hair?"

She smiled and started to fly around the room and picked up the mirror." Whoa." I looked at myself in the mirror, sure enough; my regular black hair was electric blue. “Does it really look that bad?"

She smiled, “it looks like you dipped you head in the ocean and it got stuck."

I laughed and she laughed and for some reason, she blushed and flew out the room. That was weird, why did she blush? I suddenly felt tired and rolled over and fell asleep.

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