Dear Princess Celestia,

By now, I know you've heard about everything that's going on with Twilight. I just wanted you to know, that I'll be her assistant until the day she doesn't need me, or I need to go off and be a dragon. Right now, I just have one very important question for you.

Can I stay in Canterlot until she gets the hive livable? I... can't sleep at night. The sounds, constantly, coming from her and Big Mac... I shouldn't be hearing this! She's my sister... in a way!

Spike.

Author's Note

I'm still alive, working.