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The sun rose over Ponyville and light shined through the entire town like a flashlight into the dark of night. All the ponies were waking up, except for the lazy pieces of shit like Rainbow Dash. She was asleep because she's a lazy cunt. Applejack was fucking apple trees. Fluttershy was fucking babby animals. Pinkie Pie was fucking cupcakes. Twilight was fucking books. Rarity was fucking giant hats. But Rainbow, who should have been fucking the clouds into submission, was sleeping.

WHAT.

A.

BITCH.

At this point, it was like, noon or something. All the other ponies had finished the fuckfest and Rainbow Dash was still sleeping. So they all figured out how to get to her cloud house and they fucked her until she woke up. It was terrifying, because they fucked her babby animals, giant hats, books, cupcakes, and apple trees. Eventually she was like, "AHHH SHIT. Get out of my ass Batman!" So they stopped fucking her and they left. She fucked the clouds and everything was ok. Then an OC (pls don't steal) showed up and they had hot steamy oc and dash shipping clop sex. It was v hot and everyone could get off to it. Even Braeburn, who could see that shit from Appleoosa. Everyone got fucked.

The End.