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Rarity loved fucking giant hats. They were fabulous. Like, if you took a scanner, and looked at their fabulosity level, it would be OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS. She fucked them day and night and everypony thought it was v hot. One day, she was fucking a giant hat, and big mac walked in. He saw her fucking that hat and just couldn't help himself. So he rushed home to grab his Yeoman 15-tooth Expandable Rake. He returned to Rarity's boutique and found her laying on the floor asleep, next to a thoroughly fucked giant hat. He saw her, all used and depleted. He couldn't take it. SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT. SHE WANTED IT. THERE'S NO WAY SHE'D GET PREGO UNLESS SHE LIKED IT. So he grabbed him rake and inserted it into her. HE FUCKED HER WITH HIS YEOMAN 15-TOOTH EXPANDABLE RAKE. HE FUCKED HER WITH A RAKE. In the end, the rake came buckets inside Rarity. She was completely exhausted. She'd never been fucked with a rake, and she never imagined that when people told her to get fucked with a rake, they weren't talking about the handle. It was kinda enjoyable. In fact, she thought she really liked it. It might have just been the best night ever.

nine months later

Rarity lay in the hospital, bloated like the fatass marshmallow she was. That day she delivered twin rake/pony hybrids. She named them Jake and Snake. Jake and Snake the rake/pony hybrids. As they grew up they made tons of friends because they were really good at job work. They helped everybody clean their yards every Fall. They got shittons of dosh. Like they were rollin in cash. They went to the club and constantly paid the twenty dollar wifin' fee. Because there be no wifin' in the da club.

The End.