Arborus' Deep and Meaningful Stories Full of Complex Plot and Character Development

by Arborus

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Braeburn, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Main 6, Romance, Original Character, Trixie, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 2567

You gotta ask yourself, what are you willing to put up with today?

Arborus story time.

Published 2012-11-21 14:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-01 19:29:32 UTC

Rainbow Dash is a Lazy Weathermare

The sun rose over Ponyville and light shined through the entire town like a flashlight into the dark of night. All the ponies were waking up, except for the lazy pieces of shit like Rainbow Dash. She was asleep because she's a lazy cunt. Applejack was fucking apple trees. Fluttershy was fucking babby animals. Pinkie Pie was fucking cupcakes. Twilight was fucking books. Rarity was fucking giant hats. But Rainbow, who should have been fucking the clouds into submission, was sleeping.

WHAT.

A.

BITCH.

At this point, it was like, noon or something. All the other ponies had finished the fuckfest and Rainbow Dash was still sleeping. So they all figured out how to get to her cloud house and they fucked her until she woke up. It was terrifying, because they fucked her babby animals, giant hats, books, cupcakes, and apple trees. Eventually she was like, "AHHH SHIT. Get out of my ass Batman!" So they stopped fucking her and they left. She fucked the clouds and everything was ok. Then an OC (pls don't steal) showed up and they had hot steamy oc and dash shipping clop sex. It was v hot and everyone could get off to it. Even Braeburn, who could see that shit from Appleoosa. Everyone got fucked.

The End.

Fluttershy Aborts All The Baby Animals

One morning Fluttershy woke up, and something was wrong. V wrong. Like so wrongo it was almost righto, but not quite. So she got her coat hanger, power drill, and hacksaw from her shed. She went out to the edge of the nearby woods and called to animals, "come out my pretties!" They animals began to emerge, and gather around her. She pulled all the tools out from behind a stump and used them to FUCKING ABORT ALL OF THE BABBY ANIMALS. SHE PULLS THEM OUT AND FUCKING KILLED THEM. DEAD. THEY ALL DIED. BUT IT WAS K, BECAUSE THEY WERE ANIMALS. THEY'RE LIKE FUCKING WORSE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS THAN APPLEJACK.

CMC Gift Exchange

It was time for Winter Wrap up again, and the CMC had planned to all get each other a present! They each thought long and hard about what each other would like the most, based on their interests, their hobbies, and their time with each other (which mainly consisted of fucking various things and getting covered in tree sap). Winter Wrap up's big finale was approaching and finally each of them had settled on a present and prepared it in the finest fashion possible.

When the time was right, the three CMC gathered in their clubhouse, their presents each positioned in front of each other. They were all going to open them at the same time, to get the largest amount of enjoyment. They had their hooves at the ready, each anticipating the moment of ripping open the packages. They all opened their packages and found nothing but each other's fecal matter. A fecal matter swap had occurred. They were unsure how they'd come to this conclusion...considering they'd never tried to get a qtmark in fecal matter mustaches before. But now that they thought about it, it kind of made sense. They each smeared each other's fecal matter on their upper lip and walked about the town wearing large brimmed hats. They were like fucking qtmark crusader fecal matter mustache park rangers. They each got their qtmark that day. It was like a long brown object, and a leaf, symbolizing their love of preserving nature and swapping their shit.

OC Shipfic

The stars shined in the night, sparkling lightly through a thin veil of clouds. The many inhabitants of Ponyville already deep in sleep. Though in the night sky was a disturbance, a bright streak fell from the sky, creating an ethereal trail of astral dust in the dark gloom above. The trail seemed to lead towards the Everfree forest, where a hole had been punched in the canopy of dense trees. If one were to look down into the gaping maw from above, they would see only the faint glow of something that had experienced the indefinite heat caused by passing through the Equestrian atmosphere. Though if one were to approach the object deep within the crater caused by the cataclysmic impact, they would find a majestic alicorn. His coat, a bright green with splotches of the most beautiful magenta. His eyes a deep blue. His wings spread wide, show his superiority to all who might be near. His awakening could mean only one thing. The end had come.

In the morning, the residents of Ponyville noticed something strange, as odd presence could be felt coming from the nearby woods. While the majority of the town held strong superstitious beliefs regarding the dangers of the woods, several had the bravery to venture towards the source of their discomfort. What they found startled them, for they had never seen such an awe inspiring pony. They led him back to town, where everyone was left wide eyed and slack-jawed at the sight of him. His mere presence mesmerizing, almost hypnotic.

Many influential ponies came to visit him, looking for information on his past, his present, and his opinion on parties. Eventually six of the most well known ponies in Equestria: Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy led him to the rulers of the land, Celestia and Luna. They had never seen him before, and alicorns, being quite rare, tended to be aware of each other's existence. They would stick together, to preserve their limited numbers and to gather their immense power for the good of all pony kind. This alicorn was different though, his eyes showed a power unlike that of Celestia and Luna, some ancient and powerful beyond the comprehension of the average pony.

Once he had explained his situation, presented his story and everything had been sorted out; he called a large meeting between himself, the Elements of Harmony, and the aspects of night and day. Once they'd all gathered in a large room in Canterlot Castle, he raised his wings and lept into the air, looking down upon everyone in the room. His eyes and horn glowed a bright purple, and laser beams shot from his horn in all directions. The other ponies in the room were unable to look away, drawn to his power. Their eyes misted over, and their minds went blank. Finding themselves unable to move or think they were completely vulnerable. THEN HE FUCKING RAPED THEM ALL WITH HIS FIFTY INCH IN DIAMETER HORSECOCK AND IT WAS FUCKING BRVTAL AND SHIT. HIS NAME WAS SUPER AWESOME McMASSIVE HORSECOCK (OR SUPER AWESOME MASSIVE HORSECOCK for short) FOR A GODDAMNED REASON.

The End.

RBD x Spitfire

The crowds cheered as the racing pegasi rounded the final curve, speeding towards the finish line. In the lead was none other than Rainbow Dash, self proclaimed "fastest mare in Equestria". Behind her was the Wonderbolt's own Spitfire, brightly colored captain of the famous team. They were followed by several lesser known ponies of no importance. As they neared the checked line, Rainbow began to cum rainbows. She really gets off to going fast. In turn, Spitfire began to cum fire. She really gets off on Rainbow cumming on her. This meant all of the non-important ponies died in a blazing inferno of rainbow cum. After the race, Spitfire came up to Rainbow to congratulate her on a good race, leaving in her wake a scorched trail, because she was still cumming fire. Rainbow shrugged it off, saying, "PFFFFT, no shit I'd win. I'm the motherfucking fastest mare in Equestria". Later that night, Rainbow Dash attended a victory party. All of her friends were there, along with many ponies no one has ever heard of. One of those ponies, named Sanic Bewm, came up to Rainbow Dash and begin to hit on her. He complimented her speed, her agility, and her ass. Rainbow thought he was kind of cute, so she took him back to her cloud home over Ponyville. They lounged in the Rainbow pools, which functioned much like hot tubs. They drank absurd amounts of cider, fresh from Sweet Apple Acres. After becoming thoroughly intoxicated, they fucked, during which Sanic Bewm said, "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash". He did.

Rarity Gets Fucked with a Rake

Rarity loved fucking giant hats. They were fabulous. Like, if you took a scanner, and looked at their fabulosity level, it would be OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS. She fucked them day and night and everypony thought it was v hot. One day, she was fucking a giant hat, and big mac walked in. He saw her fucking that hat and just couldn't help himself. So he rushed home to grab his Yeoman 15-tooth Expandable Rake. He returned to Rarity's boutique and found her laying on the floor asleep, next to a thoroughly fucked giant hat. He saw her, all used and depleted. He couldn't take it. SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT. SHE WANTED IT. THERE'S NO WAY SHE'D GET PREGO UNLESS SHE LIKED IT. So he grabbed him rake and inserted it into her. HE FUCKED HER WITH HIS YEOMAN 15-TOOTH EXPANDABLE RAKE. HE FUCKED HER WITH A RAKE. In the end, the rake came buckets inside Rarity. She was completely exhausted. She'd never been fucked with a rake, and she never imagined that when people told her to get fucked with a rake, they weren't talking about the handle. It was kinda enjoyable. In fact, she thought she really liked it. It might have just been the best night ever.

nine months later

Rarity lay in the hospital, bloated like the fatass marshmallow she was. That day she delivered twin rake/pony hybrids. She named them Jake and Snake. Jake and Snake the rake/pony hybrids. As they grew up they made tons of friends because they were really good at job work. They helped everybody clean their yards every Fall. They got shittons of dosh. Like they were rollin in cash. They went to the club and constantly paid the twenty dollar wifin' fee. Because there be no wifin' in the da club.

The End.

Scootaloo's Adventure into Manhood.

Scootaloo awoke one morning, she stretched her wings. Sleeping under a piece of cardboard always left her a bit stiff. She was, after all, an orphan. When she was very young her parents had been burned at the stake for being very rotund gypsies. This morning in particular though, her back was in excruciating pain. She went to see Twilight, sure she would know how to help. Twilight looked her over, felt of her back, looked in some books, and paced a bit. After a while of repeating this process. She told Scootaloo to stand still, and began to cast a spell. A bright light filled the room, and Scootaloo was momentarily blinded. As the light faded, she knew something was wrong. She had a massive horsecock, and felt slightly larger. Twilight had made her into a young stallion!

Scotaloo (male Scootaloo), felt terribly depressed. Twilight was unsure how to change her back, and the other CMC only wanted him for his dick. Something about getting their Cutie Marks. Even Cheerilee wanted his dick! Something about "teaching him" something new. Fuck those guys. He decided he needed a vacation, but being an orphan meant he had no dosh. He determined that he also had very few talents, and wasn't particularly good at many of the jobs available in Ponyville. He decided to pack his few belongings and go to Canterlot. He would become the type of pony every pony should pony pony two ponies to pony. After arriving in Canterlot, looking around for jobs, and finally realizing how worthless he was, he contemplated killing himself. Just then, a very fancy pony walked by and grabbed his massive horsecock. It was none other than Hoity Toity! Hoity Toity wanted this guy's dick. It was FABULOUS. Hoity Toity pulled Scotaloo all the way to the local adoption-a-pony center and made him his bitch.

Now that Scotaloo had a sick ass pad to crash at, he thought he had it made. Hoity Toity on the other hand, had plans. Now that he owned Scotaloo, he was going to make good use of him. It started with about fifteen bottles of lube and a Yeoman 15-tooth Rake for foreplay. Then the real fun began. Hoity Toity inserted his horn into Scotaloo's urethra. He thrusted his horn, in and out. His horn came boat loads of magic shit inside Scotaloo's penis.

Nine months later, and Scotaloo was hella man pregnant. He was a fucking orange. He went into man labor and was waddling to the hospital when he was hit by a bus. He died instantly and was forgotten by everyone because Scotaloo was an orphan. And nobody likes orphans. Especially when they can't even walk the walk, talk the talk, or eat the cock like a celery stalk.

Trixie's Past Explains Her Dislike of Tires

The Great and Powerful Trixie wasn't no two bit whore, and surely wasn't gonna let Twilight Sparkle get away with humiliating her like that. She knew she had to get her revenge some how,and being a complete bitch in the process was OK with her. As long was that process didn't involve wheels.

When Trixie was a tiny baby, her father had molested her with a wheel. He fucked her with the hubcap, and gagged her with the tire. It was horrible. The tire came loads of molten rubber inside of her and it scarred her for life, both literally and figuratively.
This of course led to Trixie having an irrational fear of tires, wheels, or anything remotely circular in shape. The thought of being ran over, molested, or exploded terrified her. While avoiding wheels had made her life much more difficult, especially with her being a traveling performer, she was ok with pulling a cart with no wheels, or rather forcing others to do it for her. Sliding around on her chariot made her feel the queen she deserved to be, and if she ever got going fast enough, there was some crazy ass drifting.

After Trixie had taken over Ponyville using the Alicorn Amulet, she outlawed all wheels from the city. Everyone had to simply pull wheeless carts, trolleys, etc. tough shit for them. This also meant that steering wheels, fly wheels, circular saws, and every other circular or wheel like object had been forbidden within the force field. With her new powers, these laws were easily enforced by merely making all such objects square.

When Twilight showed up re-duel Trixie, she didn't really do all that Magic shit, she simply raped Trixie with a tire. Trixie was frozen in fear as Twilight destroyed her ass with a knobbed off-road tire, and bound her with tire chains. To be honest, Trixie had never had a huge fucking tire in her ass before, and kind of liked it. Rainbow Dash watched from above and continued to masturbate using only her right wing, even though it was already much stronger than her left wing. Rainbow Dash came Rainbows right as Twilight brutally murdered Trixie by rupturing her colon and tearing her rectum, causing terrible internal bleeding and an amazing rainbow over Ponyville for everyone to enjoy.