Pinkie Pie was looking deep in her soul of the precipice of pain inside her mind. She could not handle the madness slowly consuming her brain so she sat on the bench in the middle of nowhere near Sugar Cube Corner leaning uncomfortably as she watched ponies walk by in normalcy.
How can they be so happy while I scream in pain in my newfound madness? thought Pinkie Pie as she slouched depressed.
Maybe I should teach them all a listen in terrible darkness, show them the way to true suffering! she continued to think to herself.
Maybe it's time to convert someone to my thinking
Pinkie Pie smiled a terrible creepy smile that enveloped her face. Feeling the smile stretch her mouth muscles uncomfortably, it gave the crazed horse the pain she needed to advertise her emotion. She then noticed her prey before her a happy filly just bouncing around by herself not noticed by all but by Pinkie.
Target Acquired
The bouncing filly that was playing by herself was rolling around and jumping in the grass in joy. The filly then felt a presence before her to then notice none other than Pinkie Pie staring at the filly creepily. Before the filly could react, in a second the both of them disappeared from sight. Pinkie Pie in a second had knocked out the filly and took her to the basement of Sugar Cube Corner. Later the filly awoke to find herself tide up in a schooling chair in the basement. The basement was dark with not much to be seen other than a chalkboard in the front wall. Then the filly noticed the Pink Pony arrive out of the darkness. Pinkie Pie was wearing a teaching gown as well as a scholar's hat and she was carrying a teaching stick.
"Hello! Welcome to my class, Today we will be learning the true face of society and nature little filly." said Pinkie Pie to the distraught pony.
"What? Where am I? Whats going on?" said the confused filly as she got more and more scared.
"Quiet down! This is a class, raise your hoof if you wan't to ask a question."
The filly then raised her hoof in which Pinkie Pie responded with a "yes" in return.
"Why am I here? Whats going on?" said the filly.
"You have been chosen to be enlightened to the true nature of our universe little filly at random since I saw you in the park having fun" said Pinkie Pie disgusted.
"Can I go back outside?" said the filly.
"NO! you are to remain here until I feel you understand the ways of life, anyhoo lets get started."
Pinkie Pie grabbed chalk from the corner of the chalkboard and started to write the words The First Lesson right on the board.
"Now let me ask you something... Do you're parents love you?" said Pinkie Pie.
"Uh... Yes...?"
"WRONG! the reason they love you so much is because of a chemical in the brain called Oxytocin that causes attachment and longing for you but, without that chemical they would not even look at you for a second"
"Huh I didn't know that.." said the filly.
Pinkie Pie then chalked up The Second Lesson on the board crazily and wildly which in turn creeped the filly out.
"Second lesson! Do you feel contempt for what you are?" said the Pink Pony.
"Um.. No I am happy with who I am" said the filly.
"Liar! Everyone hates themselves in some extent! Why do you hate yourself?"
"I don't know I guess I don't like how my mane its all wild sometimes and I also hate being a filly I'd rather be a colt instead"
"And why is that?" said Pinkie Pie.
"Because colts have penises and I want one too! Its not fair! All I got is a hole in my privates it's just not the same"
"What if I told you that having a hole is better than having a penis?" said Pinkie Pie.
"Oh? and how is that?"
"Penises may give the colt power but, it also demands from the colt as well, especially when they are mature and older, us females have no need to satisfy the needs of the penis and are more free that way"
"Oh I didn't know that..."
"That doesn't mean we are completely free we also have demands from our parts as well, curiously enough we feel pain while they feel joy, maybe it's to balance the female's freedom with pain and the male's devotion with joy... But all of that is speculation"
"Well what does that have to do with Lesson Two?" said The Filly.
"It all means that accept who you are especially you're faults and you're hatred for them faults and to not deny your emotions whether they are of hatred or of joy"
"What I am trying to say is if the world throws a piano to crush you then try to enjoy it anyway"
"Um.. Okay..." said the Filly confused.
Then finally, Pinkie Pie chalked up on the board Lesson Three with the madness of a thousand people stuck in an elevator for a thousand years.
"Now.. What do you think is the meaning of life?"
"Uh... I don't know"
"Let me share it with you..."
Pinkie Pie then whispered the meaning of life into the young fillies ears. The young filly then started to bleed tears and then bleed in her ears. Her face looked like there was a lot of pressure coming from her body and she then started to scream. Energy exploded out of her mouth and punctured a hole through the ceiling of Sugar Cube Corner. Then she began to glow and masturbate furiously even though she was too young for it. Then she got even brighter and brighter and exploded energy from her very being, completely destroying Sugar Cube Corner and the basement. Then the energy ceased from the little fillies body and then the little filly smiled for she just got the ultimate power.
"YESSS! YESSS! You have passed my class young filly! Now go home and tell your parents!" said the Pink Pony as she handed over the diploma to the floating horse in front of her.
The young filly nodded in thanks to Pinkie Pie and flew to her parent's house. Pinkie Pie then with her fourth wall breaking powers put back Sugar Cube Corner one by one, piece by piece, all in a few seconds. Tired and sleepy, Pinkie Pie went into her room and slouched on her bed to turn on the Television and watch the news. She was just in time for the five O'clock news.
This just in! We have breaking news that a young filly had killed her mother and siblings and is currently raping her father on the family bed! Swat Ponies have gone in to apprehend the young filly but, they have not come out. Oh shnap breaking news again! The Swat team sent in to get the filly have just been thrown out of the house by some unknown power!
"Yes my pupil continue on..." said Pinkie Pie as she lay there on her bed smiling the creepiest smile.
