-PATCHING A SURPRISE
-cjledford
Surprise was bouncing happily through Ponyville as always, without a care in the world. She bounced everywhere, in fact.
Some ponies say she was better at it then Pinkie, some even say she was more energetic then the pink pony herself. Surprise
was Pinkie's little cousin, and shared so much in common with her. Except the biggest difference is, with how Pinkie's
obsessed with sweets, even the best baker in possibly Equestria, Surprise was just as obsessed with sour foods. She holds
the record for having 10 Warheads in her mouth for the longest time, which, because of her, went from 3 seconds to all the
way until they ran out.
Surprise bounced to a curb, and stopped, spotting a sort of light tannish pony relaxing against a tree, next to the
entrance of Sweet Apple Acres, where Applejack worked. Surprise knew exactly who it was. She grinned and took off into the
sky, out of sigh of anypony who might have been watching her.
Patch was laying against the tree, finally taking a rest. Applejack sure held nothing back, she thought, thinking of how
long Applejack had her work. Her hind legs were sore, every muscle in them ached. Heck, she might just fall asleep right
there. She closed her eyes, putting her own Stetson cowboy hat over her face to block out the sun. She let out a sigh as she
slowly drifted into a deep, long....
"SURPRISE!"
Patch gasped in surprise, almost punching Surprise in the face. Surprise had popped out of the leaves of the tree, somehow,
and is now dangling upside down, grinning ear to ear at her. Patch blinked slowly, panting a bit. That scared the crap out
of her, she thought. Surprise giggled and jumped out of the tree, flipping onto her hooves. She casually brushed a few leaves
off of her shoulder. Patch looked at her, half pissed off. The other half is that.. Feeling. The feeling she did not
recognize at all. She never felt this way before, and what is it about this energetic angel colored pony that made her feel
like that? She pondered this a while, not noticing Surprise waving in her face.
"Woohoo, hellooo? No greeting?" She was staring confused at Patch. She snapped out of her thinking trance and looked up at
the small white ball of energy.
"Oh, sorry. Howdy. Need somethin'?" Patch's accent isn't too country, like Applejack, but it's a mix between a regular city
accent and a country accent. Surprise broke back into a grin.
"Nope, I just wanna hang out!" She chimed, bouncing around. Patch laid her eyes on Surprise's flank as she bounced, her
tail bounces as if it were trying to hypnotize Patch, trying to seduce her. It seemed to be working, Patch thought, as she
couldn't take her eyes off the white and golden prize.
"Well, since I'm here, whatcha wanna do?" She asked, turning to face Patch. Her happiness seemed to rub off on Patch, make
her feel as if there was nothing wrong with the world, as if there was no need to worry, no need to be scared. There's plenty
of reasons to worry normally, but not when this mare was here.
"Well, Surprise, I need ya to bend over there and pick up that apple?" Patch asked. Surprise obeyed happily and trotted
over to a fallen apple. She bent over to pick it up happily, her flank rising into the air. Patch glued her eyes to it, it
looked really nice, wouldn't mind having a bit of fun with it, she thought. When Surprise stood up, Patch's eyes turned to
the apple.
"Here ya go, Patch!" She trotted over to Patch and held out the apple, grinning.
"Nah, why don't ya eat it? Ya look hungry." Patch said. Surprise shrugged and took a bite off it.
They say the way you eat an apple describes how well you kiss. If that's true, Surprise sure as hell can work her tongue,
Patch thought. She watched Surprise slowly eat the apple, her eyes closed happily. Those feelings Patch felt is feeling
stronger by the second.
"Mm, It's really juicy!" She giggled, taking another bite. She slowed down when she saw Patch watching. "Oh, you want a
bite?" She held out the half eaten apple happily. Patch blinked and grinned, taking the apple.
"Thanks." She said, and with that, took a bite. Applejack says she'd do good as a kisser, but after seeing Surprise, she
already knows she's outmatched. She took a few more bites before holding it back out to Surprise, it just being the core.
"Can ya take that up to the barn? There's a trash can in the corner." Patch asked. Surprise obeyed and took the apple, then
proceeded to bounce happily again. Patch laid her eyes, once again, on her flank. The flank that she's gonna make hers by the
end of the day.
A few minutes pass before Surprise bounced happily into view. She hopped up to Patch and beamed at her.
"What next?" She asked eagerly. Heh, she sure does love to have fun, Patch thought. She grinned.
"Why not come with me to the shed, Surprise?" She asked. Surprise nodded rapidly.
Patch got up slowly, getting the hat back in place. She trotted with Surprise skipping next to her. This will be fun, but
can't go too far, don't wanna scare her off, Patch thought, trotting past Applejack, who bucks a tree as they pass. They
reach the doors of the shed, and Patch takes the key out of the mail box. She pushed it into the lock and turned it, opening
the door. Surprise hopped in first, almost tripping on the various items in there. Patch stepped in and closed the door.
She then clicked it locked.
"So, whatcha wanna do here?" Surprise asked. Patch felt her heart beat faster. 'Here goes..' She thought, as she stepped up
closer to Surprise. Surprise looks confused as Patch wrapped her hooves around Surprise.
"Oh, a hu-" She got interrupted as Patch connected their lips together in a kiss. Surprise's eyes dialated, then closed.
They stood there, holding eachother in a kiss for a few minutes. Celestia, she IS a good kisser, Patch thought. Surprise
eventually broke the kiss, a small string of saliva connecting them, grinning.
"So, you feel that way, too?" She asked. Patch's heart nearly burst out of her chest. She felt the same way! She thought
she'd scared her away with the kiss. Well, she decided on it.
Patch released her grip off of Surprise to clear some tools from the floor. Surprise watched. She knew what was about to
happen, and she's never been so excited for it. Surprise's heart was beating faster and faster by the moment as Patch
finished clearing the floor. Surprise decided on it, and grabbed a hold of Patch, pulling her into another kiss. Patch
wrapped her hooves around Surprise, as Surprise shifted her weight. She gently brought the two to the ground, Patch now under
Surprise. Patch leaned against the shed wall, still wrestling tongues with Surprise. She could do this for hours. But
Surprise broke the kiss. Patch looked into Surprise's eyes lovingly. Surprise just grinned back, her eyes lighting up.
"You ready? It's about to get really fun!" Surprise grinned. Patch's heart felt like it was trying to break out. Surprise
lowered her head between Patch's legs, which voluntarily opened.
"Somepony's excited!" Surprise cheered gleefully, teasingly running her hoof on Patch's legs. Patch was dripping wet.
Surprise grinned and gave it a small kiss. Patch gasped, it's never been touched before, not even by herself. Her face red
now, she watched Surprise, who watched her. They watched eachothers eyes like a television, before Surprise giggled and
looked back at her prize.
"You ready?" She asked for the second time. All Patch could do was nod. Surprise liked how cute Patch looked, speechlessly
begging her to start. Surprise lowered her head and started slowly running her tongue on her thigh, far from the prize. It
sent a wave of thingling through Patch's leg, which twitched a bit. She was begging in her mind for her to quit teasing, but
Surprise had other plans.
Surprise licked like a puppy at her Patch's inner thigh, Patch letting out tiny moans with every touch. Every lick Surprise
would get a little closer to the soaking mound, but then move away to the other thigh. It repeated about 2 times before Patch
spoke up.
"Qu-Quit teasing already.." Patch choked out between moans.
"Excuse me? I'm sorry, speak a little louder?" Surprise grinned.
"Just.. Do it..." Patch's voice was barely a whisper.
"I wanna see ya beg for it!" Surprise giggled. Patch groaned.
"Please, begin. Beg beg beg." Patch lazily said, kinda embarrassed.
"Couldn't hear ya!" Surprise snickered.
"Urk.. Please, stop playing, just get on with it.." Patch listened to herself, she actually sounded really desperate.
Surprise giggled. "Okie Dokie, why didn't ya just say so!" She grinned and looked down at it. Let's see what it's like, she
thought. She pressed her tongue against it, and ran her tongue up and down. Patch's eyes shrunk and she let out a long
moan. She's never even touched it, that felt amazing. Surprise now began to start licking happily, pushing her tongue in a
bit. She dug her tongue deeper in, slurping it up. Patch gasped with every touch, moans escaping her open mouth with every
stroke. She grit her teeth, sort of making "Nng" noises. But it felt so good, the pleasure washing over her entire body. She
opened her mouth, letting out a long groan of pure pleasure. Surprise giggled into it, that sent chills down her body.
"Somepony's having fun, ain't she?" Every word sent Patch closer to the edge. She nodded, tongue hanging a bit.
Surprise grinned and resumed licking. She dug her tongue deeper inside, taking a long slurp. Patch groaned, her leg
twitching with every jab of pleasure. Surprise was driving her over the edge. Surprise ran her tongue along the walls, trying
to slurp every bit of juice out of Patch. Celestia, this is the best thing she ever felt. She felt tight inside, Surprise
kept working her tongue like a professional. It felt too good, she couldn't hold it in, but hell, she wanted to, Surprise
would probably stop if she let loose. Surprise seemed to sense this and sped up, sticking her tongue all the way to the end,
slurping it all at once. She pulled it out and blew on it.
That did it.
Patch let out a loud moan of ecstasy, before releasing all over the white mare's snout. Her eyes shot open, but then
proceeded to start slurping at it, still licking. It felt even more sensative. She finally stopped squirting from the biggest
orgasm of her life and Surprise was still licking, trying to get rid of the juices. Patch moaned even louder then ever.
"All done!" Surprise cheered. She pulled away, licking her snout up, trying to get Patch's fluids off. Patch felt exhausted,
but she sure wished it would still go on. Her face was redder then the apples outside.
"D'aww, come on, you know you can't take a nap! I didn't have my turn!" She playfully made a pouting sound. Patch grinned
and pulled herself up. Surprise was right, what kind of mare would she be to just keep her from it?
She took a hold of Surprise and lifted her up, Patch going onto her hind hooves. Surprise wrapped her hooves around Patch's
shoulders, and her hind legs around Patch's waist. Patch grinned and pressed their "spots" together, and began to rub them.
Surprise gasped, it was her first time too. She let out a short moan as patch slowly thrusted together softly. Patch was
completely in control, but Surprise didn't mind at all. Patch nibbled a bit at Surprise's ear as she began to speed up, and
thrust harder. They both let out almost synchronized moans, except Surprise made more sounds then Patch. Patch liked this, it
just turned her on more to hear Surprise making these noises.
"This.. Feels so.. Good.." Surprise choked out between gasps. Patch just grinned and sped up. Patch felt connected to
Surprise, not just by sex, but like Surprise was something precious, that she couldn't let her get hurt. Patch was now
basically grinding eachother together, their moans filling the shed.
Oh Celestia, this feels amazing.. Surprise thought, her mind swimming and slowly losing herself. Her tongue flopped out.
She felt a tingling tightness in her body, and knew what was happening. Patch also somehow knew just as Surprise had. Patch
stopped suddenly. Surprise looked up, confused.
"Heh, betcha gonna like this.." Patch grinned and set her down softly on her back. Her face was clearly red. Patch just
smirked broader. She spread Surprise's legs. Shouldn't keep the girl waiting, she decided. Surprise was wetter then Patch was.
Patch didn't lower her head though. In fact, she raised it and got on top of her. But she still slipped her hoof between the
two, Patch on top. Surprise looked at Patch's gaze and gasped. Oh, this will be fun..
Patch pressed her hoof between Surprise's legs. You would think a hoof would hurt, but oh, it felt better then a hand. She
slowly rubbed it up and down, occassionally in circles, and lowered her head.
"Let's see how long ya last.." Her tongue connected to a feather. Surprise's extended wings, to be exact. Surprise gasped.
Patch began licking up and down, still rubbing. Surprise let out a series of moans and groans, Patch slurping up and down her
wings, coating them with saliva. Celestia, it felt better then ever! Surprise thought, her mind becoming foggy, her tongue
hanging. Patch was really sloppy with licking, which made it better. The more saliva on the wing the better. Patch nibbled
a bit on one of the feathers. Surprise could feel a bead of saliva roll down her feathers slowly. She couldn't hold it in,
she thought. She let out a long, loud groan of pleasure before releasing on Patch's hoof. She let out a lot. Patch grinned,
removing her hoof. She licked her hoof clean. Then moved down and began licking her partner clean. The angel schemed mare
felt exhausted for the first time in years. She just laid her head back, panting. Patch smiled and laid next to her. Patch
wrapped her hooves around Surprise and closed her eyes. They snuggled together, the border of friendship now breached.
Firefly closed her book, sighing. As much as she hated Patch, it was a damn good book. She put it on the shelf with the rest.
Pretty soon these things are gonna be overdue.
"Finished yet, Firefly?" Zaphlyn asked. Firefly nodded and turned off her reading light. Zaphlyn, her roomate who shares a
bed, sighed, finally able to snuggle into bed. Firefly crawled under the covers.
Sometimes she wished she was in a clopfic.
-cjledford