It's a harsh world that we live in, full of dastardly deeds and villainous villains. It's like a kitchen floor, splattered with so much syrup that the tile is naught but a disgusting heap of caramelizing sugar. This is where I come in. My job is to clean up the messes that ponies leave behind. I am the wet mop, rubbing against the tile to restore it back to it's former luster. I am, in simplistic terms, the janitor of Equestria.

I am Pinkie Pie.