Life in the Real World

by RainbowDash FTW 117

Rating: teen
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Romance, Original Character
Length: 9090

Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy get transported to Earth when a spell goes wrong!

When Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie try out an experimental spell that goes wrong they're transported to Earth... Straight into the life of a teenager, turning his whole life upisde-down! Rated Teen for quite a bit of swearing and violence.

Published 2012-11-22 13:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-28 08:05:27 UTC

Chapter 1 : Twilight's new book

Hey everypony this is my first fanfiction so sorry if it doesn't start off very well! Enjoy and leave any comments on how I can improve it!(EDIT) Wow this story is doing better than I expected and thanks to Mauri, Reluctant Girl Brony and Sexy Blonde giving me advice! Stay awesome bronies! (And pegasisters :P) P.S. With that I'm going to continue this story!

Ponyville ; Twilight's house

Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie all sat in the library intently listening to Twilight explain some sort of spell she had found while going through the Canterlot Library.

"Okay, so what do you think girls?" An excited Twilight asked the group.

"Are you sure this is safe?" Fluttershy asked.

"Ooooooh!! This is so exciting I've always wanted to travel to another dimension! Do you think they have cupcakes there? What if it's a cupcake dimension!? I'm so excited!" Yelled Pinkie, bouncing around the room

"Yeah, yeah, yeah we'll be fine can we just hurry up? I've got some practise time postponed for this! Why didn't Rarity or Applejack come?" Grumbled Rainbow Dash.

"Well: Rarity has some dresses to make for Fancy Pants and Applejack needs to help her brother with the farm. And Applejack DID volunteer to help look after Fluttershy's pets while we're gone." Replied Twilight as her horn started to light up.

However as her horn began to glow brighter and brighter dark clouds formed in the skies of Ponyville and before they realised it was too late the spell had already spun out of control. Twilight's horn glowed brighter and brighter until they heard rumbling in the sky. After the rumbling a huge lightning bolt struck right into the centre of the group through the library and ade the disappear leaving only smoke and charred wood behind.

Adelaide, Australia

A young boy was coming home from school when he saw a flash of lightning. He looked up to see no clouds in the sky.

"strange.... meh time to play Halo 4!" He said as he dismissed the lightning bolt and kept walking.

Park near High School

"AAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

THUMP

Four ponies groaned as they sat themselves upright and looked at their surroundings.

"This isn't cupcake land!!" Said Pinkie as she crossed her hooves.

"W-where are we?" Sqeaked Fluttershy.

"It says here that we are....... in a place called Earth. A planet inhabited by humans. That's all my book says" Stated Twilight.

"Great, you said we were going to another dimension not a whole new world!! What if we can't get back?!" Yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Dash keep your voice down! We don''t know anything about these "humans" so let's get out of sight before anypony notices us!" Demanded Twilight waving them over behind some shrubbery.

"This should help us fit in for now." Said Twilight casting a spell, turning them all into humans.

"Woah!" They said in unision as they looked over their new bodies.

They now looked like 4 16 year old girls.

"What are these?" Asked Pinkie as she grabbed her Double D sized breasts.

They all looked down at their chests.

"Never mind that Pinkie we need to find someone to find out where we can sleep." Said Twilight as she walked towards a house across the street.

Knock Knock Knock

The door opened to reveal a young boy of about 16 with short brown hair and lightly tanned skin.

"Uhh may I hel- WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY CLOTHES?!" He yelled

"Hi my name is Twilight Sparkle and this is Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy." Twilight said pointing to her friends as she stated their names."We're lost and need a place to stay could you help us?"

"Uhh sure, come in..." Said the boy Opening the door wider to let them through. "Just go upstairs and to the right for now"

"Thanks!" Replied Twilight following his directions.

"Yeah thanks" Said Rainbow

"Thanks, and why do we need to wear clothes?" Asked Pinkie as Fluttershy gingerly tiptoed past her up the stairs.

"Well aren't you cold?" Questioned the boy "Don't worry about it just go upstairs for now!"

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie said as she bounced up the stairs.

"What have I gotten myself into?" He said to himself as he walked into the kitchen.

"Is everything okay, sweetie?" Asked a 40 year-old woman

"Yeah just some people looking for directions, nothing to worry about" He lied.

"Alright, I'm just down here if you need me okay?" She said

"Okay Mum" He said as he walked up to his room.

"Alright, first things first. My name is Kyle and I live with my mum and she also doesn't know you're here so we need to keep it down. Secondly, you need some clothes. Thirdly you're sleeping on the floor." He stated pulling out sleeping bags from his wardrobe.

"Okay, but what why do we need clothes?" Asked Twilight.

"Oh shit, I forgot you don't know!somehow" He exclaimed. "Well it's what we wear to keep ourselves warm. But why don't you know?"

"Well from where we're from we have fur to keep us warm." Said Twilight.

"Fur?" He questioned.

What the fuck?! First a lightning bolt comes out of nowhere then these hot naked girls show up at my doorstep asking to sleep here not knowing what clothes are!! How can this day get any weirder?

"Well we're from Equestria a land inhabited by ponies and ruled by two Princesses. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. As you can probably establish we don't where clothes there as we use fur to keep us warm." Said Twilight happily

"Okay....? Well I'll just get you some clo-"

"No need to." Said Twilight cutting him off as her hands glowed purple and they all materialized exact copies of his current clothing.

"How the fu- I'm not even gonna ask." Said Kyle as he finished laying out their sleeping bags. "There's where you're going to sleep."

"What about the bed?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Uhhh that's mine." He said

"Well we'll sleep with you!!" Exclaimed Pinkie dancing around the room.

"I don't exactly feel comfortable with that. I hardly know you." He said resisting the urge to change his mind.

"I'm refusing to sleep with four hot girls that hardly know anything about this world... I must be going crazy!"

"That's okay thank you for your hospitality Mr. Kyle." Whispered Fluttershy

"Your welcome and just call me Kyle." He replied Switching on his Xbox

"Oooh what's this?!" Asked Pinkie

"It's an Xb- uhh it's hard to explain....umm it's a piece of technology we humans use to entertain ourselves with." He said best describing the Xbox.

"That's pretty cool I guess..." Rainbow said

"You guess?! This is the greatest invention since the light bulb!!" Kyle argued

"No, CUPCAKES ARE THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER!!!" Pinkie screamed

Kyle jumped back in suprise "Woah keep it down my mum will hear you!" He hissed.

"Kyle? Is everything alright?" His mum asked.

"Oh shit..." Kyle whispered. "Quick hide!"

Well that's the first chapter. Comment and thumbs up if you enjoyed it and feel free to critiscize my writing to help me improve! See ya!

Chapter 2 : Fitting In

Oh man Friday night Woo!!! Weekend of Halo! Here's the second chapter!! (yay) Thanks for all the favourites I really appreciate it and also I need help thinking up some human names for Pinkie, Twilight Dashie and Fluttershy so if anyone has any suggestions please give them to me. Enjoy!*hides behind a rock*

Chapter 2 : Fitting In

Kyle woke up to the sound of his mother's voice:

"Time to get up for school! I'm making breakfast!" She called

"Alright!" He replied getting up to change into his school clothes.

Wow what a strange dream! I never thought I would dream of four hot naked girls claiming that they used to be ponies!! Hah!

He grabbed his towel and headed into the shower. After he finished he got changed into his school uniform and headed downstairs.

"You never told me you had friends over!" His mum suddenly said.

A look of horror slowly crept it's way across his face as he walked into the kitchen and saw the girls from his dream helping his mother in the kitchen.

"WHAT THE FUCK IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!! I MUST BE GOING CRAZY!!

"Good morning Kyle!" Said Twilight

"Yayhe'sawakthatmeanswegettohavebreakfastfinallyI'msoexcitedIcouldjustjumparound-" She was interrupted by Rainbow Dash blocking her mouth.

"C-can you all come with me please..." Kyle said motioning them to follow them out of earshot from his mother. "What the fuck are you doing?! I told you my mum didn't know I have friends over! She's going to kill me! Especially since you're girls and you slept in my room without her knowing!" He whispered.

"What's so bad about that?" Twilight asked.

"Well she probably thinks that we had se- I mean mated now!" Kyle replied in an angry tone.

"Wha- you mean mating?" Twilight replied.

"Yes!" He yelled.

"Is everything alright sweetie?" Called his mother.

"Yeah, it's fine!" He called back

"Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you mad..." Said Fluttershy in a barely audible tone.

"*sigh* I guess that's okay... she doesn't seem to be too mad...yet. Anyway where did you get the new clothes?" He said finally noticing that they had new clothes on.

Twilight wore tight blue jeans with a purple t-shirt showing off her curves and breasts. Fluttershy wore loose fitting pants and a lime green turtleneck, Pinkie wore a pink skirt and a pink t-shirt also showing off her body and Rainbow Dash wore blue shorts and a rainbow-coloured singlet with a denim jacket on top.

"Oh we just did some research while you were sleeping." Twilight said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Okay, Twilight was it?" He asked recieving a nod from her. "You said you were from Equestria... A land inhabited by...ponies...talking ponies?" He asked. She nodded her head. "Okay so how long until you go back?"

"Ummmm..." Said Twilight

Fucking fantastic they don't even know how long they'll be here!

"Okay until you leave you're gonna have to come to school with me so you're going to need a uniform and backpacks." Kyle said

"Backpacks I can do!" Said Twilight flexing her fingers and making 4 backpacks appear.

"What the fu-" He was cut off by his mother.

"Breakfast is ready everyone!" She said

They all walked into the kitchen happily to get some pancakes and bacon.

"Sorry we don't eat meat!" Twilight said as Kyle's mum offered them some bacon.

"Oh, okay." She replied

"Yeah! We're herbivores!" Exclaimed Pinkie

Kyle facepalmed

When they had all finished breakfast they all got up and started towards the door when Kyle's brother came in.

"Morning fuckface! I just finished Dawnguard!!" He said playfully punching him on the arm. "Woah, who are they?" He whispered to Kyle

"They're my friends." Kyle replied.

"But they're...hot!" He replied in another whisper.

"Yeah problem? We gotta go to school. See ya mum, see ya dick breath!" He said to his brother.

"Kyle!" His mother said.

"What?" he argued as he walked out the door.

"Was that your brother?" Dashie asked

"Yeah" He replied

"Hey Kyle, what does fuck mean?" Asked Twilight,

"It means...uhh sex." He replied awkwardly.

"Like as in gender?" She asked.

"No as in...mating."

"Ohhh..." Said Twilight writing down in a notebook.

"Now...how is this going to work?" Kyle said. "Hey you know magic right? That's what you keep doing?" He asked Twilight. She nodded hear head. "Copy those girl's uniforms." He said pointing to a group of girls chatting in front of the school.

Twilight raised her hands and a purple light surrounded them and then four school uniforms materialised in a purple flash in front of the four girls.

"Holy shit. Okay put those in your bags and follow me..." He said not exactly knowing what to do.

They walked up the steps into the front office and told them that there were four new students that would like to enroll.

"All right, you can go to your class now." The lady said in a demanding tone.

"Okay. See ya!" He called out running to get to his class before he was late. "He checked his schedule and sighed."Fuck! I have Maths!"

10 minutes later : Math's classroom

"All right now I want you to copy the sums off the board and answer them, showing your working." Said the teacher, recieving groans from the class.

Oh my god this is easy!

But before he could start the door opened and the principal walked in with four girls with skirts and the school shirt on.

Pinkie excitedly waved at him when she say Kyle sitting there.

"These girls are new to the school so treat them with respect and kindness that you show to your fellow classmates." Stated the principal.

"Hello my name is Trixie Saunders."

"And I'm Peyton Pierre!!"

"Sup' I'm Rae D'Cher."

"I'm...squeak"

"What she means to say is..." Rainbow said nudging Fluttershy

"Ah! I mean...My name is...*gulp* Shy....Florence" The last word a whisper

"Okay now go find some seats and enjoy." The principal said walking off.

Twilight and Fluttershy sat next to Kyle and Rainbow and Pinkie sat behind him.

All eyes turned to him.

"Hey Kyle!" They said in unison

"Hey, girls. Looks like you got the same lessons as me." He said happily

Fuck, everyone's looking at me! Why did the principal have to make such an entrance!

"Well, everyone stop staring at the new students and finish those questions you have 5 minutes!" Stated the teacher.

Kyle breathed a sigh of relief as everyone stopped looking at him and quickly tried to complete the algebra questions written in front of them.

Man, algebra is SO easy

"Finished!"

The whole class turned to Twilight as she walked up to the open-mouthed teacher and placed her work on his desk then went and sat back next to Kyle.

"Shit, that was fast! How smart are you?!" He said

Twilight blushed. "Oh it wasn't that hard!"

"The smartest kid in the class hasn't even finished it!" He whispered excitedly.

She blushed more. "Really I- thanks." She said and kissed him on the cheek. Making his face turn red as a tomato.

Holy shit did she really just kiss me?

He laughed nervously. "Y-you're welcome."

School Yard : 30 minutes later

"Hey Kyle how do you know those chicks?" Asked one of his friends as he motioned towards Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie.

"Oh well they actually came here from.....California and they had a house next door and I met them while walking to school." He lied.

"Wait...they're related? They don't look like it!"

"Well...no Trixie and Peyton told me that I'm not sure about Shy and Rae." He lied again

"Man, you are so lucky! Did you see Twilight kissing him in class?" His friend said high-fiving Kyle

Kyle blushed.

Maybe I am lucky after all...

In front of school : After school

"See ya!" Kyle yelled to his friends. "All right time to go home girls"

20 minutes later

"...And that's how Hitler died" Kyle finished his 'History Lesson'.

"Wow he was a meanie mc meanie pants!!" Exclaimed Pinkie frowning

"There's nothing like that in Equestria!" Said Twilight

"I'm glad you're nothing like that 'Hitler' Kyle." Said Fluttershy

"Thanks Fluttershy." He said.

"Oh anytime! *squee*" She replied adding her trademark 'squee' smile.

Kyle opened the door to his house. "Mum?! I'm home!!"

"Hey Kyle how was school?" She called back

"It was great. Hey my friends are going to stay again is that alright?"

"Yeah! Just no funny business!"

"Muuum!"

Pinkie giggled.

"Come on girls." He said as he started to head up the stairs but was interrupted by his brother tackling him. "Hey!" He exclaimed

"Hey you brought your friends over again!" He said as he got up off the floor "Hi, I'm Markus." He stated holding his hand out.

Fluttershy hid behind Twilight and the rest just looked confused at the curious hand gesture he was making. They looked at Kyle and he mimed shaking someone's hand and introducing himself.

"Pinkie was the first to make a move, jumping in front of the others and grabbing his hand. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet you!!" She happily said

The rest followed suite.

Well she's definitely not shy, that's for sure.

"Come on." Kyle said as he started to walk up the stairs. Pinkie was the first to jump up the stairs, followed by Twilight, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.

"Hey, Twilight why do you look so pissed?" Kyle asked her a look of concern on his face.

"Pissed?" She asked

"Mad" He replied

"Oh, I'm not mad!" She said

"It's obviously no-" He was cut off by Pinkie

"She's angry because her 'human' name is Trixie and she really hates Trixie because she claimed that she was the greatest Unicorn in Equestria which was OBVIOUSLY Twilight and Trixie embarassed us and got Twilight all angry and that's why she hates her so much!" Pinkie said all at once.

"Oookay..." He said as he reached his door, opened it and walked in, taking his shoes off. "Do things like that happen to you a lot?" He asked, getting a reply from Pinkie again, eager to tell him stories of their adventures.

*GASP* "Well there was this one time-" She started

2 hours later...

"-and then Rainbow Dash said that Fluttershy was a tree, but she's really not a tree and Twilight said: 'You know she's not a tree right?' And Rainbow got all defensive saying 'Of course not!' and Twilight said 'Did you say she was a tree?' and Rainbow said 'No! Well, yes' Then Fluttershy said that she wanted to be a tree!" She said and then burst out laughing.

"Rainbow Dash! You thought Fluttershy was a tree?" Kyle asked, trying to hide a smile

"I said it sarcastically!" Rainbow Dash said on the defensive!

"Dinner's ready come down and get it!" His mum called before anything else was said.

They walked down to get dinner.

Sorry guys gotta end it there! I'm kind of running out of ideas xD I'll try my best to make it as interesting as possible. remember to Like Fav and leave a comment! See ya bronys! (And pegasisters)

Chapter 3 : Finding a way home

Well, sorry for the wait but I think that I'll start making the chapters longer but that means a longer wait. (Sorry) And thanks to BronyDragon and Sexy Blonde for helping me with the names aaand thanks to Audax Temples for helping me with editing!.

Chapter 3 : Finding a Way Home

Kyle's House

"So, that's how we were transported here." Twilight said as all 5 of them walked down the stairs to the Kitchen.

"Yeah, if it wasn't for Twilight being such an egghead, we wouldn't be here!" Rainbow said angrily.

"Hey, don't be so hard on her! She obviously didn't do it on purpose... You didn't do it on purpose, right, Twi?" Said Kyle

"Of course I didn't do it on purpose!" She snapped back at him, making him recoil in surprise.

"Uh...let's just eat dinner... heheh."

"YAY! I LOVE DINNER, IT'S THE BEST MEAL IN THE DAY! Well, of course except for breakfast which is the best meal in the day, but it is also the most important meal of the day!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Which makes it the BEST MEAL OF THE DAY! I wonder what sort of meal lunch is?" she asked as she ran into the kitchen and sat down.

"Umm... Okay? Let's just eat dinner, okay?" Kyle replied

"Kyle, since you have your vegetarian friends over, we are going to have a vegetarian dinner." His mum called.

Great, nothing but vegetables while they're here

"So, Kyle would you to introduce me to your friends?" His mum asked

"Uh, yeah, this is Trixie Saunders, Rae D'Cher, Peyton Pierre, and Shy Florence." He said bringing them forth as he said their names to shake his mother's hand.

"Hi, I'm Tracey." She said shaking each of their hands. taking a little longer to grab hold of Fluttershy's hand.

"LET'S EAT!" Pinkie yelled

"Oh, man, I'm stuffed! I never thought a vegetarian meal would be so filling!" Kyle said rubbing his stomach in emphasis to his statement.

"Yes it was delightful, thanks Kyle's mu--Tracey." Twilight said

"Yeah, it was awesome....but I think it needs to be about 20% cooler..." Rainbow said making Twilight roll her eyes.

"Thank you very much, Tracey, I enjoyed it a lot." Fluttershy mumbled softly.

"It was great. That's one of the best meals I have ever had!" Pinkie said, licking her lips. "Except when I'm at parties, because of all the candy and sweets and pie!"

"You're welcome. Now, I think it's time that you go and do your homework, don't you?" His mum said

"Yes! Oh my Celestia, I forgot that we have a big test coming up, and I need to be prepared for it!" Twilight said, quickly getting up and running upstairs, grabbing her bag on the way. "Come on everypo--one let's go."

"Yeah, it's pretty important to our...uh...grades. Big test gotta study love you bye!" Kyle said speedily, grabbing his bag as well, and rushing upstairs, followed closely by Pinkie Pie Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

"Ugh, do we have to study?! That stuff is for eggheads!" Rainbow complained

"Yeah let's just party!" Pinkie suggested pulling her party cannon from out of nowhere and preparing to fire it.

"What the fuck?! Put that away! Quick!" Kyle exclaimed as he rushed over to the cannon and pulled it away from Pinkie. "Where did you even get that?"

"That's a secret!" Pinkie sang bouncing around the room.

"I um...think that we should...study...if that's okay with you?" Fluttershy whispered.

"All warfare is based on deception..."

"What the hay?" exclaimed Rainbow Dash as she turned towards Kyle. "Didn't you say you were going to study?"

"I lied. I just wanted to play Xbox! Hahaha! I never study ,and I get straight A's! Like a boss."

"That magic box is so COOL! I mean...uh...that magic box is pretty cool. What else can it do?" Rainbow said.

"Now's not the time, Dashie, we gotta study!" Pinkie said throwing a book at Rainbow's face.

"HEY!"

"Oh my...can we ple--aah! Let's just *yelp* stop fighting...please?" Fluttershy

"Is everything alright up there?" A muffled voice called from downstairs.

"Yeah, mum we're fine...just having a...pillow fight! Yeah, a pillow fight heheh!"

"Alright..."

"Okay, now everyone stop fighting...please?"

The room became calm once more as Kyle picked up his controller and selected multiplayer.

"Time to kick some ass," he said happily , sitting on his bed and picking up his controller, turning down the volume.

Kyle yawned.

"I guess that's enough for now," Kyle said as he turned off his Xbox 360 and his TV. "I guess it's time to go to sleep. I'll help you get your sleeping bags."

"Aw, we wanted to watch you play that magic box some more!" Pinkie complained.

"It's a bit...violent, don't you think?" Twilight pondered as she walked over to help Kyle carry the sleeping bags out of the closet.

"Yeah, but it is pretty cool. I mean...for an activity HERE, that is..." Rainbow said jumping onto his bed.

"I don't like it. I--I mean, it's...nice." Fluttershy said.

Twilight and Kyle brought out 4 sleeping bags and laid them down on the floor in a row, then grabbed pillows from his bed and placed them at the top of each of the sleeping bags.

"So, Twilight, how long will you be here for?" Kyle asked as he placed the last pillow down.

Twilight just stopped and stared at him, trying to think of the answer. "I...uh...well, you see..." Everyone in the room was looking at her and waiting for her to answer the question " I...don't...know" She replied, sitting down on her sleeping bag.

"Twilight, are you okay?" Fluttershy asked

"Yeah, I'm fine. Let's just go to sleep. I'll think of something." She said as she lay down.

Pinkie sighed and walked to her own bed. She took of her clothes, placed them next to her bed, and began to lay down. The others followed suit.

Holy shit, they're taking their fucking clothes off! Should I say something? Shit, if Mum comes in, I'm screwed!

"Um...girls? Why are you taking your clothes off?"

"Well, why not?" Rainbow asked as she took her pants off.

Kyle's face went red but he continued. "Well... we don't usually sleep naked here."

"We're not used to clothes, and it's so uncomfortable to sleep in clothes, and if we do then we can't sleep, and that isn't good because we need t--mmfmmfmf!" Pinkie said before her mouth was covered by Rainbow's hand

"Sorry, Kyle but Pinkie is right. It's uncomfortable for us, so we'd like to sleep without clothes...I mean, if that's alright with you..?" Fluttershy said as she picked up her clothes and waited for his answer.

"Uh...fuck! Okay you don't have to sleep in clothes."

My mum's gonna kill me

"Thanks, Kyle," they said in unison and shortly laughing after.

"Hey, Pinkie, are you awake?" Rainbow asked the pitch black darkness in front of her.

"Yeah, are you awake?" Pinkie replied.

"How could I be asleep if I asked you if you were awake?"

"I feel like we've had this conversation before!" Pinkie giggled.

"Sh! We don't want to wake Kyle! Wake up Fluttershy and Twilight. We need to talk," Rainbow said as she got up and walked up to the other sleeping bags.

"What's going on?"

The four girls gasped, and Twilight began to talk when he spoke again.

"Fine, just make sure you remember that we have to go camping next week."

"I think he's dreaming." Twilight whispered as she began to walk through the door.

"Phew. I thought we were busted, because that would be really bad...right, quiet!" Pinkie said zipping up an imaginary zipper across her mouth.

Rainbow shook her head as she quietly closed the door. "Okay, follow me."

"Outside?" Fluttershy asked, a confused expression on her face.

"No, the toilet bowl." Rainbow said sarcastically

"Oh Rainbow Dash! We can't fit inside the toilet bowl, silly. Haha!" Pinkie giggled.

"Ugh just follow me." Rainbow snapped.

What...what was that?

Behind a closed door a shadowy figure got out of his bed and silently opened his door and followed the four friends outside.

"Okay...so we were transported here by Twilight messing up a spell...so Twilight!" Rainbow explained

"Yes?" Twilight replied.

"You're going to try that spell again." She said

Spell...as in magic? Who are they? And why are they naked?!

He moved back inside and opened Kyle's door, walked in and woke him up.

"Wha- what the fuck? It's still nighttime dude you can play CoD in the morning!" Kyle said, turning over to go back to sleep.

"Kyle, I have 2 things to say. Number 1 your friends are naked and outside and 2 they're talking about magic spells. Who are they really?"

"Uhh heh dude, you must have been dreaming go back to fucking sleep!" He said nervously

"Oh really?" Markus said as he turned on the light. "Still think it was a dream?"

Kyle sighed "Okay, I'll tell you bit it's a secret okay? Tell anyone and I'll rip your balls of and feed them to Sox!"

"Secret, balls, Sox. Got it." He replied.

"They used to be ponies in the Magical land of Equestria and Twilight, the one with purple hair, was trying out a new spell and she kinda...fucked it up and so they were transported here. And now they're humans." Kyle said.

"Dude that is...the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Seriously though...did you..you know." He asked

"Uhh no. I didn't fuck the magical pony-humans." He replied punching Markus on the arm.

"Well they're hot. And they're not pony-humans they're humans. They're probably lying to you. Magic.Doesn't.Exist." markus said as he walked back to his bedroom and turned the light off.

"Hmmm. Maybe I should do some research..." He wondered aloud as he picked up his laptop and turned it on.

The screen flashed black then the log in screen showed up. He logged in and opened Google Chrome.

"Hmmm. T w i l i g h t S p a r k l e. Enter." He said the name aloud as he typed it. Within a second but the one that caught his eye was a Wikipedia page on My Little Pony. "Fucking impossible." He said as he saw a bright flash outside. "What the fuck?!" He exclaimed.

Outside 2 minutes earlier

"Ok so, Twilight try that spell again and we'll see if it does the same thing as before." Rainbow ordered.

"Okay... wait look!" Twilight pointed to Kyle's bedroom window.

"He knows we're gone! Hurry up!"

Twilight squeezed her eyes shut and raised her hands, which became engulfed by a Purple glow, as were the group as the magic became stronger. The light in the window turned off and a dim glow came from somewhere in the room.

A bright flash came from Twilight's hands.

"What the fuck?!"

"Twilight?" Another bright light lit up the street but it stayed and after 5 seconds the door opened just before the four disappeared into thin air.

"What happened?" Tracey asked

"I..I don't know!" Kyle said.

"Kyle...was that..." Markus began

"I think so." He replied

Ponyville

"Pinkie?" A white unicorn with a purple mane walked up to Sugar Cube Corner and knocked on the door. A tall orange pony with a light orange mane answered the door. "Is Pinkie here?" The other pony shook his head and she sighed. "Oh where where did they go?" She asked the heavens.

Well that chapter is done. (Finally) sorry it took this long I had writer's block and a lot of homework but it's the holidays now so you'll be seeing a lot more chapter's (hopefully) heheh. Have fun bronies and pegasisters! /)

Chapter 4 : Another Failure

Chapter 4 : Another Failure

Welp, I hope you were looking forward to this chapter cos I wasn't xD Just kidding. If you guys want me to do some more scenes in Equestria say so in the comments. So, having said that...Enjoy!

4 Hours later

Kyle sat in his room staring at the computer screen, with a look of confusion on his face. On the screen was a Wikipedia page on My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic.

"They must have been playing a trick on me! And I actually believed them! But how did they get clothes and those bags?" He grunted in frustration. "Guess I better get ready for school..." Kyle said as he got up, grabbed a towel and some clothes and headed for the bathroom.

Somewhere in Adelaide : 4 Hours earlier

A bright flash filled the park for a few seconds before fading away, leaving 4 girls standing in a small circle. One of them had purple and violet hair with pink stripes, the other had light pink hair, another, rainbow hair and the fourth had hot pink hair.

"Where are we?! Oh no it didn't work!" Twilight exclaimed as she examined her surroundings.

"I don't know, but it isn't cupcake land...again!" Pinkie pouted.

"Well we must still be on... Earth, right? So we can just find Kyle again." Twilight explained as she got ready to cast a teleportation spell.

"Hey wait! I think we should just walk back to Kyle's house. We might just end up in Cupcake land if you try again!!" Rainbow said trying not to laugh.

"Cupcake land? Okay Twilight, time to use your magic!! I can't wait to eat all those cupcakes!!" Pinkie said excitedly.

Twilight sighed. "Okay, let's go everpony." She said, walking through the park towards the street, followed by her 3 friends.

Kyle's house 4 hours later :

"Kyle, I just got you to prestige 8!" Markus called out.

"Dude, do you HAVE to go on my Xbox every morning?" Kyle replied as he walked into the room, towel on his head.

"Yeah, I don't get the internet in my room, remember?" Markus said.

"Oh yeah, sucker."

"Shut up, dick."

"Kyle, Markus, time for breakfast!" Tracey called.

Markus quickly turned off the Xbox and ran downstairs after Kyle, trying to beat him to the food but before they reached the kitchen there was a light knock on the door.

"Who could that be? It's 7 AM!" Kyle said as he walked over to the door and opened it, being greeted by the postman.

"I've got a package for...Kyle McLachlan here!" The postman said

"Yeah that's me." Kyle replied reaching for the package in the postman's hand.

"Okay, just need you to sign this for me....there we go. Have a nice day!" The postman said

"Yeah you too." Kyle said, closing the door." Wonder what it is...And who sent it?" He wondered out loud.

"Hey Kyle, are you gonna eat your pancakes?" Markus called from the kitchen

"Don't you dare touch them or I'll kill you!" Kyle said before quickly running to the kitchen, dropping the package on the couch.

Kyle sat down and hungrily eyed his pancakes, but before he could take a bite his mum spoke up.

"Where are your friends?" She asked him.

"They left. Um, last night." He lied before stuffing his mouth with pancakes.

"Oh, that's weird. Why would they leave last night? They could have walked to school with you." She said.

He quickly swallowed and continued. "Well their parents wanted them back home so they had to leave. Which reminds me I have to meet my friends before school because we have to......work on a project so I gotta go!" He said before stuffing his mouth full of pancakes, picking up his bag and running out the door.

"He's acting strange today isn't he?" Tracey said to Markus.

"Yeah he is isn't he?" He said rhetorically. And I think I know why. What was her name? Twilight. I should do some research...

"They can't be from that TV show it's impossible! Or a massive coincidence...No what am I saying there's no way that 4 girls from a TV show could show up on my doorstep!" Kyle said to no-one in particular.

2 blocks from Kyle's School

Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were walking down the street in school clothes and with bags on their backs.

"Are you sure this is the right way? I think we're gonna be late!" Ranbow said

"Of course this is the right way!" Twilight replied. "Just a little longer.

"You said that 2 hours ago! My feet are starting to hurt, and I'm hungry! And I have to go the the bathroom!" Pinkie complained.

"I believe you, Twilight. This street looks familiar." Fluttershy said.

"Exactly." Twilight said.

They turned around a corner and saw the school.

"Yes!! We made it. And there's Kyle!!" Rainbow Dash said excitedly as she pointed at a boy walking across the street to the school.

"KYLE!!! HEY KYLE!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she ran towards him, waving to get his attention.

"Huh? Rainbow Dash?" He wondered. "Holy shit it is them!" He said out loud jogging towards them.

Rainbow Dash saw him start jogging towards him and broke out into a full sprint, embracing him when she reached him, letting go when her friends caught up to her.

"Woah, I didn't know you were so excited to see me, Rainbow! Heheh." He said nervously. "I'm guessing you attempted to go back to Equestria then." He said

"Yes. How did you know?" Twilight asked

"Well it IS kinda obvious. Your magic woke up almost everyone in the neighborhood with that spell!" He exclaimed.

"Oh...sorry about that. It was Rainbow's idea." Twilight said.

"Hey! I was just trying to get us back home!" Rainbow Dash said, defensively.

"Yeah, I'm guessing Spike's worried, Twilight." Kyle said

"Exactly! Wait how did you know about him? He wasn't in the stories Pinkie told you!" Rainbow Dash said.

"Well...I'll tell you later. For know we need to get to school." Kyle said

"Oh yes, we have a test due today, remember girls?" Twilight said, making them all groan. "Oh come on it isn't that bad!"

"Yeah, it is!" Kyle said, walking up the stairs to the school. "I didn't even study for it!" He said, making Twilight glare at him.

"Well I studied last night, you should have joined me instead of playing.....Video Games? Is that what you call them?" Twilight scolded.

"Yeah, I'll still do good on the test though" Kyle said, just before the bell rang and they headed inside.

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Markus sat in his room with his laptop, staring at the screen in complete disbelief.

"So Kyle's friends were telling the truth after all..." He thought out loud.

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"Okay class, here's the test I told you about yesterday. You have 30 minutes to finish. If you finish within those 30 minutes there is an extra test for you to complete. Your time starts now!" The maths teacher said.

"Oh yes! I knew we would do a test on Algebra! I was completely prepared for this!" Twilight said with excitement as she picked up her pen and started solving the maths problems within seconds.

"Is Twilight always this enthusiastic about tests?" Kyle asked Rainbow Dash.

"If you think this is enthusiastic you should see her with to-do lists!" Rainbow said with a giggle.

"Yeah, she makes to-do lists on preparing to make a to-do list for her to-do list! Like this one time she was too busy making to-do lists she had no time to write a letter to Princess Celeti-" Pinkie Pie was cut off by the the teacher glaring at her. "Sorry."

Rainbow Dash and Kyle laughed.

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The lunch bell rang and all the students pushed past each other to get down the stairs. Kyle walked with his friends talking about the lessons and saw Pinkie Pie hiding in the bushes with Night Vision Goggles. He made sure no-one was looking and walked towards her.

"What are you doing?" He questioned, making her jump in the air.

"Aaaah! Oh it's you Kyle. I was just spying on those students over there. They look suspicious!" Pinkie replied before taking her Night Vision Goggles off.

He looked at the group of students talking and laughing.

"Uhhh. They're just talking, nothing suspicious at all." He said, knowing she would try and investigate sooner or later no matter what he said. "Anyway, where's Twilight, Rainbow and Fluttershy?"

"Oh, they're making new friends!" Pinkie said excitedly.

This confused Kyle. "Wouldn't you be the one looking to get the most friends as possible?"

"I've tried but they just keep looking at my chest! Nothing I say seems to work! So I'm spying on them to gather information to become their best friends!!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Oookay. Well, don't let them catch you spying on them." Kyle said before turning around and walking back towards his friends.

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Kyle, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Pinky Pie were walking home when all of a sudden a rolled-up scroll appeared in front of them in burst of fire. Making them all jump back in surprise. The scroll had a golden seal with the letter C on it.

"A letter from Princess Celestia!" Twilight exclaimed.

"What? How?!" Rainbow asked, practically jumping for joy.

"I don't know. She must know we're here." Twilight said before opening the letter.

"Ohmygoshthat'samazingwecanfinallygohomeandIcanseeGummyandSpikeandallmyponyfriendsandtellthemstoriesaboutthisplaceandabouthowmanyfriendsImadeandaboutKyleand-" Pinkie exclaimed excitedly until her mouth was covered by Rainbow's hand.

"We get it, Pinkie Pie." She said

"Oh my, I can't wait to see all my animal friends again." Fluttershy said excitedly.

"Well...What are you waiting for? Read it!" Kyle said.

"All right... Ahem. Dear Twilight Sparkle. It has come to my attention that when you tried a new teleportation spell you were transported to another dimension. It has been 2 days since you tried that spell, leading me to believe you are trapped. I will try to bring you back unless you would like to stay. Write your reply on the piece of paper that will be sent to you within 10 seconds of you reading this letter, and light it on fire."

"Well, I have a lighter and pens at home so, we should probably hurry." Kyle said motioning them to follow him as he began to walk towards his house.

That's when the second piece of paper appeared in front of them, along with a quill and a pot of ink, landing directly in front of Twilight.

"But... What if it can't just be a normal flame? What if it's only a certain flame? We have to be certain!" Said Twilight

"She's right, we have to be sure!" Rainbow agreed.

"Well... Um, what if it's the ink that the Princess sent with the paper?" Fluttershy suggested.

"Yeah, Princess Celestia must know that we have ways to write letters here, and sent that ink so that when you burn it it gets sent to Equestria. Cos we don't have magical teleportation fire from baby dragons here." Kyle said

"I guess you're right. Come on girls" Twilight, motioned for them to follow Kyle and her.

When they arrived at Kyle's house his mother was waiting inside for them.

"They had to go home did they?" She said

"Well...Um... Well you see. They talked to their parents and they can stay for a couple more nights! Right girls?" Kyle said as he nudged Twilight.

"Yeah, We had to um... Leave because our parents didn't know we had come over." Twilight said.

"Uhh. Yeah they were worried so they told us to leave." Rainbow said nervously..

"All right. But only a few more nights" She stated.

"Thanks, mum!" Kyle said before they all ran up the stairs.

"All right girls. Do you wanna stay or do you wanna leave?" Kyle said.

"Well... We should sleep on i-" She was cut off by Markus calling Kyle's name.

"Uhh. You talk about it while I go find out what's happening." Kyle told them as he walked out of his room.

I hope they stay... Or at least Fluttershy. Wait I have a crush on Fluttershy.... A fucking pegasus! But she's so cute and nice...

"what's up?" Kyle asked.

"Oh you know... I just wanted to show you something. Come over here." Markus replied

Kyle walked across the room, sat down next to Markus and looked at the screen. It was a Youtube page.

"What's this?" Kyle asked his brother.

"It's a Youtube page. Of a TV series called My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. Apparently, your girlfriends were telling the truth." Markus stated.

"I told you!" Kyle said.

"So you've been fucking a bunch of ponies! Ahahah!" Markus laughed.

"Dude, I haven't even gone close to...fucking them." Kyle said, the last part in a whisper.

"Well, just watch this." Markus said as he played the video.

The video was the first episode of Season 1.

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"Well... They definitely have the same personalities and voices that's for sure." Kyle said.

"And hair." Markus continued.

"Yeah, definitely the hair! It's like crazy hair day!" Kyle said. "Well if that's all you wanted to show me I'll be leaving."

"Uhh. How'd they get here?" Markus asked him before he reached the door,

"I...uhh, Twilight was trying out a new spell." Kyle said as he walked out the door.

As Kyle walked back into his room he saw the 4 girls sitting on his bed, waiting for him.

"Uhh. Hi." He said

"Hi!" They said in unison.

"We thought about it and we want to ask you what you think we should do." Twilight said.

"What do you mean?" Asked Kyle.

"Well. We would like to know if you want to come back to Equestria with us... Um. If that's okay with you." Fluttershy said.

"Well I have wondered what it would be like there..." Kyle said.

Oh man, I really want to. But what if they think I'm some sort of monster that kidnapped them? And what about my family?

The 4 girls stared intently at him, waiting for his answer.

"I guess so. But what should I say to my mum? Oh I know! Hey mum, I thought I'd let you know that I'm going to a magical land filled with talking ponies!" Kyle said sarcastically.

"Well you don't have to come with us if you don't want to." Twilight said.

"But I do want to go with you! Hmmmmmm. Could you make a clone of me?" Kyle asked.

"A- A clone?! That's the highest level of Unicorn magic! Not even Princess Celestia can perform that type of spell!" Twilght exclaimed.

"I think I have an idea!" Kyle said.

"What is it?" They all asked in unison.

I hope this works He thought.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! WHAT IS KYLE'S IDEA? WHY AM I YELLING? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER! OF LIFE IN THE REAL WORLD!!

Author's Note

Well that's that. I love leaving Cliffhangers! :D Also. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYPONY! Or HAPPY HANNUKAH! or HAPPY EID! or HAPPY YULE or HAPPY KWANZAA! And to everyone HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!! (In about 6 days) :D Also sorry my next chapter isn't up yet... I kinda forgot what the idea Kyle had was... I'll get it eventually...

Chapter 5 : Back to Ponyville

Well... This is MONTHS late.... Sorry... Not too long ago I was like..." I MUST CONTINUE THIS STORY... FOR THE PEOPLE OF......EQUESTRIA!! And here I am. So enjoy the chapter and all that.

It was late and there wasn't a sound, there was that smell of warmth in the air and it was as still as it was quiet. The moon was so bright you would have thought it full, but it was a large crescent and sat on the horizon, making it a rich deep yellow. There weren't any clouds, and the sky was that sort of blue/grey colour, sprinkled with thousands of stars. Everyone in the house was asleep, except for Twilight, who sat at Kyle's open window looking out into the beautiful night.

Twilight sighed. She would miss this place, but she has to go back to her friends and studies back in Equestria. She thought back to all the great times she's had with her friends.

"I hope this works, Kyle's sort of grown on me..." Twilight whispered to no-one in particular.

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Princess Celestia's sun slowly rose in the dull morning sky, bathing all of Equestria in a golden glow as the birds began to sing and the roosters at Sweet Apple Acres waking all the ponies in Ponyville up, An orange pony with a blonde mane tied up in a ponytail and a cowboy hat walked out into the town to the tree library and knocking on the door, to be answered by a small purple dragon about a minute later.

"Yawn, Hey Applejack, what's up?" He asked stretching his arms.

"Howdy Spike, is Twilight home yet?" She asked in her Southern accent.

"No, sorry. Has Princess Celestia sent them that note like I suggested?" He asked

"Ah'm not sure Spike,Ah'll try an find out when ah'm not busy. Make sure y'all tell us when she gets back. Ah'll be seeing you later" Applejack replied. She walked away, sighing as she did.

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Twilight woke up to the birds chirping and the warm sun shining on her face, not realizing she had fallen asleep she snapped up, making sure that everyone was still sleep. She then looked out the window once more, taking in the beautiful scenery before getting up to wake the others. She walked over to Kyle's bed and shook him lightly and when he didn't wake up she pulled the covers off and hit him with her pillow, waking him up.

"Huh? What the fuck?" Kyle said drowsily. He leaned over to look at the clock. "Are you fucking kidding me it's 6:-" He was stopped by Twilight covering his mouth.

"Sshhhh! We're trying to leave quietly remember?" Twilight said in a half-whisper.

"Oh, right. Sorry. Are the others awake?" Kyle asked as he slowly got off his bed.

"Not yet." Twilight said as she walked as quietly as she could to her sleeping bag, rolling it up and placing it in his wardrobe.

"I'll wake them up. You work on the letter to the Princess." Kyle said as he walked over to the other sleeping bags. He shook Fluttershy as gently as he could, making her wake up with a small eep, not being used to someone else waking her up. "Sorry." He said.

"That's okay." Fluttershy said, packing up her sleeping bag too.

Kyle woke up everyone else, trying to keep Pinky as quiet as possible while they got dressed. He picked up a piece of paper and a pencil and quickly wrote down something that no-one could see and folded it up and put it on his bed. "Ok, let's go."

They all tiptoed down the stairs and out the front door. Twilight handed him the scroll and he pulled a lighter out of his pocket and he burned the parchment. Instead of slowly burning into a pile of ashes it quickly burned up into a purplish pinkish dust and flew up into the air and disappeared from view. Kyle pulled out his phone to check the time. The clock at the lock screen read 7:15.

"Alright so how long does the scroll take to reach Princess Celestia?" Kyle asked Twilight.

"Well it usually takes around 10-15 seconds but it might take longer between dimensions..." Twilight stated.

Pinky, Rainbow and Fluttershy were talking among themselves when a scroll appeared in a burst of fire in front of Fluttershy, making her scream... In her own way.

"Another scroll?" They all said in unison.

Twilight picked it up off the ground and read it out loud.

"Ahem. My dearest Twilight Sparkle, Thank you for replying, but I am not so sure if it is a good idea to bring a human to Equestria, but I trust you so I will allow it. Within 10 seconds of reading this letter you will be teleported back to Ponyville." Twilight said.

"She was certainly specific with how long it will b-" Kyle was cut off by a bright flash of light engulfing all of them.

Equestria, Ponyville

A bright flash illuminated Sugar Cube Corner making everpony turn towards the light and 5 humans appeared in the middle.

-e before we get... Uhh. We're here." Kyle finished his sentence.

"Yes we made it!" Twilight said jumping in joy.

"OHMYGOSHNOWICANSEEPOUNDCAKEANDPUMPKINCAKEANDMRSANDRCAKEANDICANSEEALMYFRIENDSANDWORKATSUGARCUBECORNERANDHAVEPARTIESANDHAVEFUNYAY!!" Pinkie said bouncing around.

"Wait everyone! We're still human!" Twilight exclaimed

"Oh my." Fluttershy said

Rainbow Dash had already started running to Sweet Apple Acres, regardless of Twilight's words.

All the ponies had started gathering and were whispering and pointing.

"Uhh. Twilight? Are they gonna hurt us?" Kyle asked

"Of course not, they'll remember us, pony or not." Twilight said.

"Hey everypony! It's us! Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle!!." Pinkie yelled at the large crowd of ponies.

Sweet Apple Acres

Rainbow Dash knocked as quickly as she could on the door to the Apple Family's house and Apple Bloom answered the door.

"Uhh, can ah help you?" She asked.

"It's Rainbow Dash, is Applejack here?" Rainbow asked the filly.

"You're not Rainbow Dash! You're not even a pony! How can I be sure it's REALLY Rainbow Dash?" She asked her.

"I'm not a pony?! Twilight must have to cast a transformation spell like back in Kyle's world!" Rainbow Dash thought.

"Uhh... My hair! And my voice." Rainbow said impatiently.

"Fine, she's out working on the apples." Applebloom said.

"Thanks squirt." Rainbow said before quickly running to the trees. "APPLEJACK!!!" She yelled, over and over before she was confronted by the very pony she was looking for.

"Who are ya and why do ya be callin' my name like a mad pony?!" Applejack demanded.

"Come on Applejack it's me! Rainbow Dash." She said.

"Rainbow? But you're not a pony! And where are the others?" Applejack asked her friend

"They're at Sugar Cube Corner come on." Rainbow said, already running back towards town.

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"What are we gonna do?!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Well we could always go to Canterlot and speak to Princess Celestia..." Fluttershy suggested in that half-whisper voice of hers.

Within a second of Fluttershy finishing her sentence another flash of light illuminated the busy square and after it subsided there stood the majestic Princess Celestia.

"There will be no need for you to travel, My Little Ponies." Said Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia! I'm so glad to see you again!" Exclaimed Twilight, not bothering to hide the tears welling up in her eyes.

"HOLY SHIT SHE'S GOT A HORN AND WINGS!! THAT'S FUCKING BADASS!" Yelled Kyle, jumping up and down, stopping when everyone and pony was looking at him and recomposed himself. "I mean... Princess Celestia, it's an honor to finally meet you." He said as he lowered himself to one knee.

"Well, it certainly is a pleasure to finally meet you as well." Replied Princess Celestia with a chuckle. "But please stand up I find it rather embarrassing when ponies.... or people kneel before me."

"Oh, sure thing Princess!" Kyle said standing up, but almost immediately being knocked over by a small purple creature.

"What...the...fuck!" Kyle exclaimed, holding his stomach in pain.

"What did you do to Twilight and the others you fiend!" Yelled the purple creature.

"I didn't do anything!" Replied Kyle in an equally loud tone as he got up and kicked the creature, sending him flying to the ground. Hey, now that I see him he looks an awful lot like the assistant Twilight described...... Oh fuck!

"SPIKE!!" Cried Twilight as she quickly moved to the now unconscious baby dragon. "Why would you do that?!" She said, holding back tears.

"He attacked me and I didn't know who he was!" Kyle explained. "Here let me se-" He was quickly interrupted by a hoof to the face, and then everything went black.

Author's Note

I really wish I had, like 10 chapters to out out to make up for not writing for ages but, alas I do not. I just hope you don't start coming at me with pitchforks and torches xD I hope you liked this chapter I've been trying to make them longer and more detailed and I honestly got a massive case of writer's block. But there hopefully won't be any more month-long waits :)