Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again... and again.

Dexter was sitting in his car and watched a dark-haired man entering the door of a house. As soon as he closed, Dexter got out from the car. He was wearing the outfit that he wears when he's on this kind of missions. 'Indian shirt' and dark pants. He took his bag and approached the house, came to the door and tried to unlock it with a wire, hereupon he found out that it’s not even locked. You make it easier for me. Dexter thought with a soft evil smile on the lips and slowly opened the door trying not to make any noise. Also closed that carefully. As soon as he did, he was blinded by a green sparkle of light.

What did happen? Dexter was confused. A moment ago he set foot to the house of a murderer that he wanted to kill and now he’s lying in the grass somewhere out. Where am I? He asked himself sebe a looked around. Noticed his killing bag and some legs standing next to it. They belonged to his dead father, Harry, that was now staring at lying Dexter.

"What did happen?" asked him Dexter quietly, "Where am I?“ He started to look around again. Several colorful butterflies flew over his head. He looked up to the sky. It was pure blue. Everything seemed so perfect. Dexter has never felt like this before. "Am I in... heaven?"

"You, Dex? I heavily doubt." Harry answered.

Dexter frowned. "Hm... So where am I? And how did I get here?"

"Dexter, I’m only a figment of your imagination. I don’t know more than you."
Dexter frowned again. His father faded away. Dexter suddenly heard something come to him. He looked left and couldn’t believe his eyes.

A pony with yellow fur, pink mane, big eyes and... wings... was staring at him. And looked very scared.
The pony spoke with a quiet tremulous voice. "Um... h-hello... um... what are... you?"

Uh. So a talking horse. I always knew that I’m not completely sane but this is too much for me. "I... I..." Dexter tried but just couldn't put a coherent sentence together.

She rolled her eyes. "You can... talk?? B-but how..." She was absolutely in shock.

What? I should ask you that! Dexter calmed down and finally said: "Yes."

The mare was amazed. She have never seen anything like this creature and it can talk! She looked at his strange hooves. They looked like dragon claws but certainly not so sharp. "What kind of... um... animal are you? Have you got a name? Eh... I am Fluttershy."

Fluttershy? Weird name. Dexter swallowed. "My name's Dexter Morgan and I'm... a human."

Dexter Morgan? Weird name. And... "Um... I'm sorry but... can you please tell me what are you again?" Fluttershy asked confoundedly.

"A human." Dexter said again, "Can I ask you where the hell am I?"

"You don't know? You're in Ponyville." Fluttershy asnwered but she was still thinking about the word 'human'. She already heard it somewhere. Some pony talked about it somewhere.

Ponyville. Hm. Today I've lost my mind. This can't be real. Well, i'm going to improvise. "That... Ponyville, is it a town?"

Fluttershy nodded. "Um... Yes. A town in Equestra. Can I ask you... um... if you don't mind... where are you from, Dexter Morgan?"

"Miami." he said.

"Where's Miami?"

"In Florida."

"Eh... where is... Florida? Is it a... kingdom?"

"No, it's a state of USA!"

"I've never heard about... USA."

"What?"

"H-how... how did you get here? Are you an... alien?" she continued quietly.

„Probably! have no idea! I was just going to...“ Kill Richard, cut him to pieces, pack them in bags and drop them to the bottom of the Bay. "... Going to... Going to go home... from my job but suddenly I showed up here! Why did I showed up here?! This all is ridiculous!" Dexter noticed that he raised his voice. That caused Fluttershy to make several steps back. She looked very scared now.

Her name perfectly fits her. "Fluttershy, don't be afraid, I... won't hurt you." Dexter said quietly and slowly walked to her, petted her on the head and tried to calm her down.

The yellow mare began to smile. He doesn't look dangerous. I think he's little bit scared too... He prolly doesn't have a place to sleep, doesn't have anything to eat, to drink! I could take him with me... Like other lost animals. Yes, that would be right. "Dexter Morgan, -"

"Call me Dexter." he interrupted her.

"Um... ok. Dexter, you probably don't have a place to go 'cause you're not... you know... local..." Truth. "So you could... eh... for a while... live in my house... if you don't mind, of course..." She finished the sentence with a nervous smile.

Dexter thought.

"You can't refuse that, Dex." told him Harry that stood right behind him.

"I know!" he sighed. "Fluttershy, I really don't want to bother you...-"

"No, no, no. You do not!" she said and then began to blush softly, so she hid it behind her mane. "Um... sorry."

"- I accept your offer. Thank you." he smiled.

"Yes? Okay! Ehm... so come with me." she commanded.

Dexter nodded and began to follow Fluttershy.

They were walking over the meadow when Fluttershy noticed his bag.

"Dexter, um... can I ask you, what do you have in that?"

Knives, cleavers, injections, ... "Ehm... nothing important." he said nervously.

For five silent minutes of walking, Dexter was bombarded by hundreds of his thoughts. This just can't be happening.

"It is happening, Dex," his father told him, "you found yourself in a world of talking ponies." And began to laugh loudly.

"You think it's funny? Whatever, this is all happening only in my head. Richard probably stunned me somehow. I'm unconscious and now I'm having these weird dreams. It's clear."

"But you don't belive that."

"I...! I... argh! Let me be, okay?!"

His father faded away with a smile on the lips.

"So here we are." Fluttershy said. Dexter looked at her. She was pointing with her hoof at her house. It looked like a huge tree with windows. A bridge over lake led to it. Around there were trees with birdhouses. Gorgeous view.

"That's... beautiful, Fluttershy. Really. I don't say this very often but this is seriously beautiful." Dexter stated. He wasn't saying this just of courtesy, this was the purest thing he ever said.

Fluttershy hid her red cheeks behind her pink mane. "Um... Thank you... I'm glad you like it..." She didn't know what to say now. An awkward silence has occured. Then the yellow pony finally spoke: "So... Eh... Do you like pets?"

One of the memories of Dexters's childhood came to Dexter: He killed neighbour's dog. "Pets? Oh, I love pets!“ he pretended to be happy.

"Really?" Fluttershy tossed her mane. "That's great! So come with me inside. I will introduce you to my little friends!"
She opened the door. Now Dexter was staring at several rabbits, squirrels and also saw one duck. And the little creatures was staring at Dexter with their rolled eyes.

"Hello." Dexter said and waved his hand nervously. As he did it, every pet hid behind the couch.

Fluttershy laughed. "Don't fear, little ones, Dexter is not going to harm you. He's my friend. Don't hide." One white rabbit showed up and slowly approached Fluttershy. „Dexter. this is Angel. Angel, this is Dexter Morgan. He's a human.“ The rabbit came to Dexter. Dexter crouched and petted him. Angel liked it and began to nuzzle Dexter's hand. Soon the others came welcome Dexter too.

"They like you." told him Fluttershy with a smile. "By the way, um... You have very strange hooves."

Dexter looked at his ,hooves‘ a grinned. "These hooves... they're called hands an these are fingers, you know."

"Uh..." Fluttershy thought for while. He must be hungry and thirsty. "Um...would you want water and... something to eat?" she asked Dexter.

Dexter nodded.

"Do you want some flowers?"

Huh? "Eh... No, I don't eat flowers. Water. That will do." Should I tell her that I eat meat? Hell no.

"Ok." Fluttershy went to the kitchen.

But I'd rather kill someone right now.

Author's Note

If I make any grammaratical mistakes, tell me... you know... if you don't mind...