Dexter stood there. Paralyzed from Celestia's words. Unable to say anything. His heart almost stopped at the moment. Then he finally spoke. "Why?"

"It's necessary. We need to know If you really mean no harm to my little ponies as you say." Celestia stated. "Nothing personal. We do it to every stranger." Her horn started to glow.

Dexter began to sweat, his heart beated fast and his brain was about to explode. "Wait!"

Celestia stopped.

"What's up with you Dexter? Just let her do it." Fluttershy said in a whisper.

"Yes, what is wrong with you human? What are you hiding from us?" questioned Luna curiously. "You should not be afraid if you have no bad intentions, should you?"

If you weren't immortal... "I just... eh... I... meant..." I meant, I meant, "will it hurt?" he asked, his voice cracked.

The white alicorn smiled. "No, I swear." Then her horn began to glow again.

So this is my end? I imagined it so many times but never like this. In a world of talking pastel coloured ponies. I'd give anything for an electric chair right now.

Her shiny horn touched Dexter's forehead. He tried not to think about anything... bad, but the knew that it's useless.

One minute later. Startled Celestia looked at him with widened eyes. Dexter was waiting for the sentence. He imagined his father showed up next to him, put his hand on Dexter's shoulder and gave him a worried gaze. But then he, without a word, faded away. The serial killer looked Celestia in the eyes.

Luna spoke: "Sister what did you saw?"

"Nothing."

"What nothing?"

"Nothing but dark."

Luna paused for a while. "And that means... ?"

"And that means it didn't work."

Twilight and Fluttershy were confused. How could a spell of the most powerful pony of Equestria fail. Thank god! Dexter quietly sighed in relief.

Luna began to angrily frown at him. "THOU!" she shouted. "How dare you to block our spells, human? Who do you think you are?!"

The human was puzzled.

"He did not do anything Luna. It seems that our spells just don't affect him."

"They don't? Then he is even more dangerous! We should lock him in a dungeon right now!"

This Luna has some good instinct. You should listen to her, Celestia.

"No, Luna." said Celesta in a calm tone.

"But...!"

"Calm yourself down." She made several slow steps towards Dexter, studied him intensively with her big eyes and questioned: "Dexter Morgan, do you promise you will not do anything that would make us have to punish you?"

More likely not. "I promise." Dexter stated with right hand on his heart.

The princess slowly nodded. "Well, then it's solved."

"Thank you." he replied trying to make his scratchy voice sound honestly.

Luna was upset. The thoughts that occupied her mind. What? What is solved? Nothing is solved! Only a promise?! She just let this strange creature go with a single promise?! I don't like the way he looks, I don't like the way he talks! He is dangerous! Even his job involves blood! We can't trust him!

Princess Celesta walked to Twilight. "Twilight Sparkle, even though he seems to be harmless," she looked at him, he grinned stupidly, "write me every day about his behaviour and do not let him go anywhere alone."

That's worse than a dungeon. Dexter thought.

The lavender unicorn nodded then stopped and put her hoof to her chin. "So he should stay at the library with me and Spike."

Celestia agreed.

"Hey, but," Dexter spoke almost in a whisper, after that he little bit raised his hoarse voice, "I'd rather go back home... to my... eh... universe, you know."

"That's a great idea!" Luna said. She still had that angry expression.

Celestia turned her head to her upset sister and gave her an annoyed glance, then she looked back at our beloved serial killer. "I understand but magic spells don't affect you. I think we will find a way how to send you home but now we can't do anything. I'm sorry."

"Okay... fine..." Dexter replied quitely. You suck.

"But at least I will help you to introduce yourself to Ponyville."

***

Bon-Bon watched from half-opened door a mint unicorn with a lyre as the Cutie mark to throw some book away. "It's useless!"

She asked her: "Lyra, what's going on?" She has never seen her so upset.

Lyra turned her head at her worried roommate. "It's useless!" she pointed angrily at a pile of books. "All of this is useless!" Then she kicked the pile with her hoof. The books fell on the floor.

Bon-Bon sighed. "Lyra, does it have anything to do with humans?" She hated that Lyra's crazy obssession.

"No! It absolutely does not! These are worthy of burning! They're useless! Loads of bullshit!" she shouted and stamped on one of them. And then again and again.

The creamy mare picked up the nearest book from the floor. "Interdimensional Travels? Don't tell me you tried to -"

"Bring here a human? Yes I tried!" she screamed. "I read every of these books and did everything they say! I was preparing the spell for three months, staying very late at nights and after it all it didn't work! Nothing has happened! Nothing!"

"Lyra -" Bon-bon said in a soothing voice but was interrupted by her crazy roommate again.

"Don't say anything! Just leave me alone!"

"But -"

"Leave me alone!" Lyra yelled louder.

"... Okay."

Bon-Bon slowly walked away from Lyra's room, looked at her friend - she was still frowning - and closed the door slowly.

Lyra aggressively layed on her bed, mummled something and fell asleep.

***

Ponies accepted me well. Very well. Yeah, some of them were scared and absolutely shocked but most were more likely fascinated. And Celestia's speech on the stage wasn't bad too. It was actually pretty good. I'm glad she didn't talk about me like some animal. She talked about me like completely equal to ponies.

And now I'm sitting here at the library with six mares. They're looking at me... It's frustrating... They want to ask me loads of questions, just don't know how... Come on! I can't stand this fucked up silence!

The pink one is still smiling... Why is she smiling? What's funny? She's depressing me... She must be that... eh... Pinke Pie... Oh no... She's gonna -

"So Dex, Twilight and Fluttershy were all morning with you in Canterlot? We didn't know where they are, we were very very very very very very worried about them, they didn't tell us. But it's okie dokie. It's nice to meet you! I know everypony in Ponyville! I'm Pinke Pie but friends call me Pinkie. You too can call me Pinke... or Pie but I think that Pinke is prettierrrr! Or call me Pinkamena but it doesn't sound nice....... Do you like cupcakes??? I love cupcakes! We have the bestest at Sugarcube Corner! I can bring you some! Yeah? Whatcha think? Yeah?"

Dexter was just nodding stupidly.

"Pinkie!" the one with stetson hat whispered.

"What?"

Applejack shook her head like 'do not'.

Twilight spoke up, "So.. Dexter," and began to introduce her friends, "this is Pinke Pie as you already know. This is Rainbow Dash,"

"The best and fastest flyer in all Equestria!" she added.

"This is Applejack,"

"Howdy."

"And Rarity."

„Hello darling.“

Dexter waved his hand at them. "It's nice to meet you all. I hope... we will get on with each other well." He said nervously.

The white unicorn spoke again: "Of course we will," she smiled, "but only if you take down those terrible clothes!"

"Rarity!" Twilight hissed at her.

"Oh, where are my manners? I'm sorry darling."

Dexter stopped imagining how would a pony look wrapped in plastic on the table. "It's okay. Rarity's right."

"Yes, of course i am! Why are you wearing them Dexter if you know they are horrible? They don't even suit you."

Well, they're not meant for any special company. "I don't know."

"That's alright. If you let me take your measures I can make you much more better!" she said proudly. Then she made few ellegant steps towards him.

"No, no, no!" "he snapped back. That litte bit startled her. "I'm not going to stay here for long! I can wear these. I don't need new ones, I will wash them."

Twilight stepped in: "But princess Celestia said -"

"I believe she will find a way to send me home! She... has to..." the volume of his voice suddenly lowered. But what if she won't? ... No! She will!

"„As you wish darling, I don't want to force you to anything but in my boutique is door always opened for you."

"Thank you Rarity, I appreciate that."

She nodded with closed eyes but opened them quickly. "Oh my, Lyra will freak out if she knows about you!"

After she said it every mare looked at each other. They were nervously nodding.

"Who's Lyra?" Dexter asked Rarity but got the answer from Rainbow Dash.

"Lyra's one crazy unicorn. She's obssessed by humans, y'know? And if she knows -“

"I don't think she heard Celestia's introduction of Dexter. She would be already here jumping around him." Twilight said, "But she will find out soon 'cause everypony in Ponyville talks about him now."

***

Lyra was sleeping on her bed, dreaming about humans again. The floor of the room was covered with books.

Somepony opened the door and stepped in the room. She didn't pay attention to that and tried to sleep again but somepony was waking her.

"Lyra! You gotta wake up!" It was Bon-Bon and she was shaking her trying to wake her quickly.

The mint unicorn slowly opened her eyes and looked up at her roommate. She rubbed her eyes and asked quietly: "Bon-Bon, what's going on?"

"Lyra wake up!"

"I'm awake!" she screamed, "What do you want?!"

"You didn't hear that Celestia's speech?"

"Eh... no. What speech?"

"I'm really sorry Lyra."

"You're sorry for what?"

"For calling you insane and silly dreamer, remember?"

Lyra was confused. "That was long ago, why are you apologizing right now?"

"Because... you were right."

Lyra rolled her eyes.

"Humans exist!"

"Bon-Bon are you making fun of me or what?"

"No, really, humans exist and one is here in Ponyville! Your spell... did work!"

Lyra opened her mouth. "W-w-what?"

"A human is in Ponyville!"

Lyra didn't know what to say. "R-really?"

Her friend nodded with a grin.

Then Lyra suddenly got down from her bed and began to jump in around her roommate. "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! Where's is he? Or she? Where'sthehumannow?!"

"At the Golden Oaks Library, I think."

As Bon-Bon said it, Lyra was already running through the streets of Ponyville. As fast as she could.

Author's Note

If you think that nothing is happening yet, be patient and wait for another chapters. It's not tagged as Dark, Tragedy and Gore for nothing.