Caden's universe episode 1by eldersword35ChaptersIntroductions, PT 2AARRRGGGGHHH!FIRE! FIRE!Fuck this shit! I'm walkin' this way!Introductions, PT 2introductions, PT 1 Caden: that is my name, I am the human with these beings inside of me, I like video games, books, TV shows, science, anything to do with technology really, but 1 of my favorite things to do is write my own scrolls into the currents of time actually, what I represent in truth is greed, as well as generosity, as both have pretty much been the emotions I feel the most of in life. Kaidan: before you say anything, he likes to pronunciate it kai-dan, not caden, he represents and is made of the thoughts and emotions of hatred, wrath, revenge and retribution as well as forgiveness and malice, along with hope, when he takes on a form in a time or place, he is a quadrapedial dragon with black feathered wings made of tortured souls and hatred, his weapons typically are his claws, sharper than razors, and faster than light/chuck Norris fists, and because of him striking second, he’s sort of like a “the wicked avatar” effect, as he gains that beings power over it he can destroy anything that isn’t one of us, if it attacks him under unjust circumstances, and recently, we’ve figured out that he’s also the avatar of love, ironic isn’t it? Prekos: Prekos is the being of happiness, forgetfulness, cheeriness and lust, not for blood though, he typically talks in a high pitched squeaky voice, and gets turned on by almost anything that should scare him, or anger him, and in reality, he typically takes in the form of a small dragon on 2 legs with small, usable wings, 3 rope like tails, but he likes to add more onto himself, and he really likes being as random as possible, often tends to say REAVERSKEEVERDEAVERZ. Raam: raam is the avatar of the emotions of intelligence, patience, scorn, disdain, along with arrogance/overconfidence, when he talks, it’s in a very metal-on metal voice and he usually speaks without much emotions at all. In his forms, raam usually takes on the form of general Raam of the locust horde from the gears of war universe/game trilogy. Dracognar: Dracognar is the avatar of fury, rage, faith, and ignorance along with boredom and wrath. In his typical form, he takes on the form of a large, bipedal t rex-/dragon/phoenix/deathclaw, and likes to wield as many weapons as possible, from warhammers to p90’s, he really loves weapons. Ulysses: the being of wisdom, remembrance, truth, neutrality, loyalty, and obedience, well, Ulysses has 1 form he 90% of the time uses, Ulysses from Fallout, new Vegas. He speaks with a low, gravelly voice, and speaks with wisdom, he follows and obeys me when I’m doing most things, but he doesn’t support me when I do good or evil things, not that I do evil things on earth…. >:D. But regardless of that he is always a neutral being, always fighting to keep the balance of good and evil locked, along with the balance of chaos and order, he additionally is the being that keeps all of the memories of our previous lives, although he can’t access them thoroughly or actively at all. Nightmaress: the being of fear, doubt, and temptation, she takes on two physical forms, a lillithmon in red clothes instead of purple, or a female khajjit with pure black fur and black feathered wings. LEGION: LEGION is a geth being from the mass effect universe, and shares his entire physical and personality traits, although this LEGION is the one after the geth base on rannoch, and addresses himself as “I” instead of “we”, takes the pony form of a geth-looking pony, with no horns, nor wings, he represents preparation, for anything as well as caution, and rashness, ironic is it not? Yet again, I spam 1 meatphor/question/statementwhateverthehellyoucallit Corvo attano: Corvo attano, addressed as Corvo, or whatever you might say, Is the player from the stealth/action first person game Dishonored, he represents the will to challenge oneself, as well as honor, he takes the form of a human male, usually wears a gray and black trench coat, and has incredible expertise with swords and weapons in general. Now, how I ended up as a pony. In equestria. With beings in my head. Why am I doing this!? REAVERSKEEVERDEAVER! “ ehh, well shit” I said in my thoughts, as the clock on my math classroom’s wall hit 8:30, crap, only 15 minutes had passed since I had last checked, more often than not, time in my school seemed to erode very rapidly, and the second I would usually check the clock, it would be 3:27, 3 minutes till we went home, and the warm comfort of my own realm, also known as my room would await, xbox 360 on and blazing through hordes of demons in Darksiders, or just pissing on bandits in borderlands with a level 69 weapon (pissing is figuratively), but noooooooo, this day, I thought to myself, was going to be crap, crap, crap, and shit. It had started with my brothers arriving, the two demons almost smothering me in my sleep, and then of freaking course, my grandma wakes me up 3 hours before the bus arrives, EVEN THOUGH THE STOP IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE HOUSE! What to top it off, however, was my DS; along with my fave DS game being stolen by the demons I called brothersssss…. Then I realized I’d drifted off for a second, but thankfully enough the instructions were written on the white board: Using a scientific calculator. I reached down to the bottom of my seat to grab it, when suddenly, the voices happen, first Raam yelling at me to get back into the lesson. Then Prekos, I heard his high, rubbery voice, almost un-intelligible, yet I can understand it, he’s clearly saying “HEY, CADEN, DO A DIVIDE BY ZERRRRRRROOOOOO, THEN A BARREL ROLL!”. Seeing the pause as my other classmates typed in custom three step equations, I couldn’t see any harm in it, and typed in, a simple: 5560/0. I hate shit-aki mushrooms that happen in the heat of the moment, weather they be bad promises, hateful words, boredom, whatever, I freaking hate it, sometimes we need to step back for a second, re-analyze the situation, then retort, but in this case of boredom, that wasn’t possible. For sure, that was apparent, as the second I hit the ENTER key, a hole the size of a freaking walnut opened in the air, apparently wielding a singularity as well, as I was pulled into it almost instantly. _About 20 minutes later, based on Raam’s knowledge As the screeching in my ears nulled down, so did the closing, smothering darkness around my eyes, and in a few seconds, I opened them to see dark skies, purple as well as every color in the visible light spectrum, surrounding the dirt where I lay, “ Am I in heaven, hell?” “Wait, I believe in reincarnation(s)”, I said, answering my own question with a dumbass answer. Looking around on the ground, I could feel that I was on some sort of rock, and it took me about a second to realize I was on some sort of plateau. Then as that observation ended, I turned my hand around and saw it, my hand wasn’t a human palm, it was the clawed palm of something… RED- DRAGON ARCHFIEND! “ Holy hell, I’m in my realm!” I shouted, as the realization I was in my soul’s true home, where reality broke for me was very… reassuring, immediately I tried to focus and teleport myself to MY throne/palace, only to find that, instead of reality and existence folding and snapping for me, I’d just given myself a light headache, immediately, I focused on rising to my feet, ignoring the dull sting in my temples that sharpened and waxed with every second, after a few tries of EPIC FAIL-ing, I threw myself to a sitting position, and pouted. Meanwhile, in equestria, years before the elements of harmony returned Luna for princesss-hood, and then defeated discord as well, it was a day the 6 mares twilight sparkle, Rainbow dash, applejack, pinkie pie, fluttershy and Rarity would never forget, it was the day all 6 of them had gotten their cutie marks, and for twilight, had been accepted as celestia’s personal student something never granted in over a thousand years to anypony, much less a small little filly with a star on her flank and a scared look on her face. However, she must have been special, raising life in a baby dragon’s egg where none had existed, and bringing a new being into existence, out of nothing, it seemed. The day wasn’t over yet, much to her later dismay as for as much good news as there was, there was also… unfortune for the mare. “Uhhhhhhhh…. Princess, I need to go to the bathroom.” She said simply as celestia’s eyes looked over her again, her parent’s eyes staring at her in proudness, and uncertainty for the rest of the small little unicorn’s life, however, celestia simply answered “of course, my new student.” Before turning her eyes to twillight’s parents, answering questions and such after she had left. However a grim realization donned on her as twilight walked down the hall to the nearest restroom. There was something with her. Something unexpected, she turned her body to face it and saw it….. Horror became etched on her face and the image of it was branded into her mind, something slightly smaller than her, still on all 4’s but it had vicious claws on it’s front legs and she felt it’s gaze pierce her skin, then her body, then her mind, finally her soul. “AAA-“ she was about to scream when it tackled her, it’s claws on her throat as it spoke, first in two words “DARKNESSS… DOUBT”…. Then in another being’s voice “one who is many shall fall from the sky on the day of greatest light, they will bring chaos, perfection… and change”. As it finished, it slid it’s claw across her throat, not touching it but instilling pure corruption and darkness in her soul, it leaped off and scurried away, twilight then passed out, the new darkness in her soul accrediting to that. Now, back to the present. About 2 minutes of time had passed from the last time I had done anything, and I sighed, the headache was getting worse, now almost splintering my head with every nod to keep my now-draconic form awake. Suddenly, I heard rustling from around me, the rocky clearing had large vegetation all around it, on the left; it was rumbling, “ohh crap, the one time filling my realm with dragons screws me over is the one time it ACTUALLY matters, malefic paradox dragon? Slifer, timberwolves, Dragons, anyone?” I asked to the leaves, only to be answered by a geth dropping down on my left flank, followed by a black-coated husky with a permanent smile on his face, the geth approached me and said “ platform diagnosis on platform: caden proceeding, stand still.” LEGION said, as his eye scanned me over and over again, as he looked at the holographic image, the husky approached me. “SMILE.DOG!, COME HERE BOY!” I shouted, and he opened his smiling mouth to lick my foot, giving LEGION a happy lick as well. “ Where are all the other thought beings?” I asked as the geth scanned me over again. “ Platforms you are addressing are at your citadel, we were sent to retrieve you and help you to them, as platform RAAM has given me a teleporter grenade for that purpose- hostiles in vicinity” He said, then tossed something that looked like a homing grenade at my feet and jumped in the radius. In almost the same second, I dropped through the air into a very familiar palace, surrounded by all of the familiar as well, entities in my mind, Kaidan, typically the speaker of the group, inhaled and said “Caden, My brother, another entity has merged our realms and is attempting to purge us from them” He pointed towards a red spiked horizon, with red chaos energy shattering reality more and more every second. End chapter 1, chapter 2, Introductions, Part 2 is next. Author's Note okay, after the failing of my last story, I now have some knowledge on writing fanfiction, and this wil reflect it, wether it's bad or good is truly yo guys job to determine. AARRRGGGGHHH!Introductions, PT 2 “So, how the hell are we stopping this? Direct attacks, ancient rituals, crossovers, I HATE ALL OF THOSE! Or worse than that, ME3 extended cut?” I asked, puzzled to the current dilemma, my questions were answered, thankfully by Prekos the dragon teleporting around randomly, while saying, in fragmented sentences something like “ These-“ “Bitches are-” “kinda killable!” was all I could decode from his squeaking in between popping out of portals. Kaidan sighed, and threw himself off the platform where he was laying, landing about 3 feet in front of me. “ As Prekos was trying to convey, these beings that have merged our realms are mortal, easily killable.” “So, we’re going on the offensive, I’m up for that!” I shouted, the anticipation making my voice higher than usual. “But first, can one of you guys like heal me, I’m apparently temporarily powerless in my own realm?” I asked, and Kaidan nodded, before placing his claw on my forehead, and breathing out deeply, the instant he removed the clawed appendage, I felt near all-powerful, and I could feel the vigor return to my wings almost instantly as well. “Now where exactly are these bitches?” I flew onto my throne, in my own realm, and sat down, still keeping my eyes on all of the beings gathered. “THEY’RE IN THE BUCKING DARK VORTEX REIGON, YOU TWIT!” Dracognar shouted, as usual, before pulling out a warhammer, and balancing it on his shoulders. “Then I see no reason to delay this violence?” They answered one by one, the major thought-beings answering for the recessive ones that were parts of them “Nor do I, I vote for open warfare!” Raam shouted, spinning his blade in his hand as he walked around, thinking. “As anti-violent as I like to believe I can be, I agree. Nightmaress stated coldly, looking into the darkened horizon, as though for answers. “It will be no challenge to wipe them out right now, why don’t we allow these corrupters to gain a bit more strength?” Corvo asked, twirling his dagger on his fingertip as he spoke. “Okay, is anybody else wanting to vote?” I asked, and when no’s popped up, I shouted to Corvo “YOU GOT OVERRULED! MAJORITY RULES!” With triumph in my voice I laughed hard, and Corvo sighed. Approximately an hour in astral time later, in the skies of the realm, there was a very strange sight in the sky, multiple beings, including at least 2 dragons, and the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, War, Death, Fury, and Strife, as well as a lillithmon in red. In truth, it wouldn’t have been much of a sight to see each creature individually, but together, was more rare than a human in the realm. “WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE PU****?” Dracognar shouted, as his wings, black as night, (Actually just painted that way right now.) fapped again and again, keeping him in the air, I answered back very rapidly. “RIGHT BELOW US, SHIT THEY GOT ARTILLERY!” I screamed, in panic, then trying to avoid the balls of darkness being launched at us from the astral Islands, went into a risky dive-bomb attack, strafing around the towers made of shadows and then doing a 360 fireball attack and destroying them almost instantly. “Why in god’s name do they die this freaking fast?” I questioned, as I did carpet-bomb with my fire yet again. “I do not know, maybe it’s cause we’re the most powerful creatures here?” Kaidan Answered, before disemboweling a darkness neosphere with his claws and tossing it off the spectral island, into the void below. Flying past another shadow dragon, and ripping it’s head off, I saw three of my brothers, War, Kaidan, and Corvo fighting a hopeless battle, they were surrounded, and soon, I found myself in a similar position, with a shapeless demon attacking me from all sides, ‘till it suddenly was turned into a simple demon, which was surprised to find a certain little dragon’s member in it, I looked at Prekos with a “WTF?” Look before He warped away, eager to take his victim to certain… passionate levels, I sighed, and went to help the three, only to find that everyone but me was already dying, Nightmaress was turning most of her attackers against themselves with her temptation aura, but just then she screamed as a DoomKaiser knight decapitated her, I flew in to avenge her, and yanked the top half of him off. Then, before I knew it, I was alone, I saw Dracognar impaled by a spear from another knight, and then die, gray blood fountain-ing out of his now punctured throat and forming a lake under him. Then, of course, they went after me, with all of my allies dead, I flew in a circle to survey how many were left, when suddenly another darkness creature attacked, a thousand-eyes restrict with an image of the horseman Death in his body, I strafed to the side to avoid his teleport slash, and disintegrated him with a hastily fired fireball from my now smoking maw. However, I don’t think of how much stamina I might have had, and eventually fell out of the sky, exhausted, when a thousand-eyes dragon landed on me, and promptly decapitated me with his teeth. I don’t remember what happened EXACTLY next, but I didn’t die, and instead appeared in purgatory, then looked at my hands to see human skin, but then I saw all of my thought-brothers and sisters suddenly being funneled into my head, and promptly fell through the floor, into somewhere, open air. Meanwhile- INSERT LOADING SCREEN HERE! Rainbow Dash was at twillight’s house, along with most of her friends, including, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Twilight Sparkle, She had told everypony about a freak meteor shower that had appeared out of nowhere, and they had all been invited to watch with her, it was a bit bittersweet, as Pinkie was sick at the time, in bed, for at least another day, the pink element of laughter hadn’t taken it well, but then Dash, along with all of the other 4 had promised to tell her the second-by second events that happened in her absence. (Little note, I can’t write AJ slang worth crap, so she talks normal. Kay?) “Now this has been fun Twi, but I gotta put applebloom to bed soon, she’s got school in the morning, and I don’t want her tired and such tomorrow, sorry Twilight.” Applejack said, breaking the friendly talk among friends with her typical honesty. Twilight sighed a bit, and said, a bit exhausted and sleepy herself “Okay Applejack, go when you have to, I’ll see you tomorrow.” Applejack then turned around and walked out, yawning as the time of night actually dawned on her. Rarity was the next to leave, the realization that the event wouldn’t be happening for an hour bringing her to say “I hate to say this darling, but I must go, I need to finish some dresses back home, I apologize as well.” She did her best Apologizing face, and walked out the door of the library, waving at everypony still there as she trotted home. Fluttershy, however, wasn’t going to leave willingly, as she’d fallen asleep an hour ago. “I’ll fly her home after I go!” Rainbow said, intending to lighten the mood, when Twilight shouted, in amazement “IT’S STARTING!” Rainbow Dash flew over to the telescope where her friend was watching, and gently nudged her out of the way. “So… AWESOME!” She shouted, flying around erratically, carefully avoiding fragile objects, such as the sleeping Spike. Rainbow started to go take a look by flying towards the meteors, which in fact were supposed to be nothing more than small pieces of rock, but she was interrupted by a certain Lavender colored mare saying, panic in her voice “ONE OF THE METEORS HAS A PONY IN IT!” She screamed, then as Dash spotted it, and attempted to fling herself into the air after it, she was interrupted by twilight saying “Wait, it’s traveling faster than most things you can grab, you’ll be pulled into it’s gravity!” She promptly teleported directly into the comet’s path, and using a powerful telekinesis spell, stopped it midair, the pony becoming visible, it had not only wings, but a green horn, and was night black and emerald green, twilight guessed that he or she needed help, and focused very deeply on the nearest hospital, teleporting both herself, and the mystery pony to it’s front doors. Author's Note k, I hope this will get me more views. ALSO, PREKOS SAYS HI! FIRE! FIRE!AARRRGGGGHHH! “Wake me when you need me” John 117-Halo 3 legendary ending I felt an intense pounding in my head… dulling by the minute but still there, yet it stopped in a few minutes. “Horrid fucking headache…” I said, as light pierced through the embracing darkness of my eyes. As soon as I could, I looked downwards, and saw instead of hands, black equine hooves were my appendages. Another quick glance insured my stallionhood. Immediately I heard approaching feet/hooves, and turned my head, and saw a brown pony approaching, in those few seconds, a million possible scenarios went through my head of what I could do, but being a brony, I took the path of least resistance. “How are you feeling?” The pony asked, it’s voice giving the impression of the female gender, and I replied, my voice ending being the exact same as my human one. “Just fine. Bit sleepy, but fine.” I then saw an armored form in my field of vision, with wings and a white coat. As the nurse exited, after a few more questions I could and couldn’t answer, the lure of sleep became more attractive than a singularity, and pulled me in. As my vision zoomed in again, and I groaned, with a start I realized I was in MY realm, and in my TRUE form, Red Nova Dragon. I cocked my head to the side, then saw that the rest of them had gathered, including Kaidan, who was circling around, his wings tucked under his scaled back, and his sharp-spiked tail dragging on the floor. Another glance upwards ensured that the rest of the thought beings were there. Caden!” raam shouted, as he hopped off his cyber-twin dragon and on to the ground. “Has your ability to control reality here returned?” “Oh yeah- I’d be in my true form JUST FOR THE FRICKING LOOKS!” I shouted, a bit peeved at the general, then spawned a Malefic Truth dragon in the air, and turned the star of the realm blue, for a few seconds, displaying my god-powers here. Raam scoffed. “I have found it that any of us can access the body at most times, even separating from you, and the others, temporarily.” I nodded in a “continue on…” Motion, and the general spoke again. “And henceforth, I believe one of us, preferably me, or Ulysses, should test this, this… projection.” I pondered for a minute. “Ok Raam, this is equestria, no puppet governments, no political forced suicide. Is this clear?” The voice of intelligence scoffed once again. “#1, NOT doing that is against MY nature, #2, Puppet governments form themselves.. You just need the right scandal…” He chuckled, which sounded like, in truth, Batman trying to talk with a metal gag. When I took a really good look, 99% of the other thought beings fell over, CARDBOARD CUTOUTS! “Ugggghhhhhh… Fine” I then promptly woke up, in the hospital bed, with a bleach-white Unicorn standing next to me, most parts of his coat covered by black armor. “Awake yet, brother?” The Unicorn questioned, as he paced in circles. “Yeah, like I sleep-talk.” Raam walked closer. “I believe the Monarch of this land wishes to speak with you, us all as well, I believe the one who stopped us from smashing into this planet at lethal velocity is her, say apprentice, student, you understand what I mean?” “Yeah, I know, remember, I’m a brony.” I stretched my arms and legs in my bed, and then slowly got out. My coat, as far as I could see, was green with black pieces, and I felt two feathery appendages on my back twitch, then saw a spike on my head, sharp, and green, “Huuuhhhh… Alicorn.” Raam circled around, almost instantly, into the face of a lavender unicorn, earning a surprised “Aahh!” from her. The General scoffed, then stepped aside, letting the unicorn approach me. “How are you feeling, Prince…” Another amalgamation of thoughts ran through my head, and I took the path less traveled. “#1:I am not royalty, though I’m sure Alicorn’s typically are, #2:Caden.” I answered, shortly. The unicorn replied, a few seconds after: “Ok, caden… The unicorn next to you, Raam, was it?” Raam nodded. “He said he was your brother, is he correct?” “Yeah. What is your name?” I asked, the question used to deflect suspicion away from me knowing her real name. “Twilight Sparkle, Faithful student of Princess Celestia the first.” Twilight said with a smile that implied she was glad to say it, I knew she was though. A few minutes later, as I walked down the streets of ponyville, certain ponies bowing at my presence but earning the same response over and over again “I’M NOT MOTHERFUCKING ROYALTY”! I shouted over and over again, annoyed. This in response; gave me fleeing ponies fearing for their lives, Raam sneering and smiling in a cruel way, with Nightmaress, still in my mind, absorbing the fear and laughing in almost sexual joy as she did so. Twilight appeared troubled, so I craned my neck towards her. “Something wrong?” I asked, and the lavender mare responded with a worried “oh, it’s nothing. Just a bit nervous about going to the Grand Galloping Gala tonight with my 5 friends, that’s when the princess wanted to see you, tonight.” Time paused yet again. A hundred million possibilities hit my mind, all at one. “Ouch.” I heard a certain gravelly voice say as he looked at me, with us somehow being outside of time. “Oh, hi Ulysses, GREAT TIME TO SHOW UP WHEN I COULD HAVE NEEDED THAT WHOLE FORCE THING YOU DO A FEW HOURS AGO!” I shouted at the balance lord. “Don’t judge me, Brother, sometimes I’ve walked and ran and rode to restore the balance of this plain, and we’d all be dead without my actions.” “Wait, isn’t that the 4’s job?” “I’m done talking with you for right now other than to say this: You walk on a road made of strings, with lives leading out of them and such.” Time un-froze, and I barely recovered in time to look like I’d just paused to look at the scenery. “AAARGGGHH! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS!” “Ponyville is a very beautiful place, isn’t it?” twilight said as she looked back at me. “Yes… it is, haven’t seen very many places like it.” I said as a reply, with my mind racing of what to do and what not to do possibly, at the gala. Cue song about whatever the hell would be appropriate right now! The offspring’s “You’re gonna go far kid? “New divide?” “The gears of war?” Author's Note Chapter3 is here, AT LAST! Also, SIX SAMS ARE STUPID AND NEWBY! Fuck this shit! I'm walkin' this way!FIRE! FIRE! I stepped by Twilight as I looked at the group of her friends that had arrived, it was about an hour till we were set to leave for the gala, I rolled my neck, and looked around, Prekos had suddenly spawned on my head, and was standing on my horn. “Oh… Hi Prekos.” I said, and he jumped off my black horn onto the ground outside where he was in full view of everypony, excluding Pinkie Pie, who then randomly popped out of a bush. “You guys didn’t think you could break a Pinkie Promise, could you?” Prekos looked at her in a sordid way, and then smirked. “I can Pinkie promise you some-” He was interrupted by me backhoofing him across the face. “I’m sorry about Prekos, he’s just a dumbass. Kinda like Dracognar.” Twilight looked at me in a rather curious way, While Dash sighed and Applejack simply shrugged. “How can you be related to him, if he’s a dragon?” “It’s rather complicated, I’m sure when I’m talking to Celestia or whatever the frick she wants, I’ll have some time to explain.” I answered, and then Prekos hopped back up onto my back again, suddenly kissing me. “OH JESUS CHRIST!” I screamed, then kicked Prekos in-between the legs, sending him flying before Raam appeared again. “I shall deal with Prekos.” Raam said, sounding annoyed at the midget dragon’s random suggestive actions, he teleported to where Prekos had fell, then proceeded to impale him with his horn, temporarily killing him, and teleporting away yet again with a look of annoyance and boredom plastered on his normally emotionless face. I scoffed. “I believe it’s time to go, ponies.” I said, as I realized that time had rapidly depleted, and it was time to go. Twilight was trying a spell on the carriage, to turn some of Fluttershy’s mice into horses to pull it. Unfortunately, I spotted Rarity’s cat hissing at them, and it proceeded to scare the transformed rodents away. The cat then proceeded to attempt to chase them, but Prekos suddenly jumped on top of it, humping it violently as I instantly reacted. “PREKOS! THIS IS IN PUBLIC, YOU LITTLE WHORE!” I screamed at him, then walked over and slammed my hoof into his face, sending him sprawling to his small feet as I growled. Prekos immediately got up after I kicked him in the male parts again, then looked at me in a predatory way that made me want to go run and hide and put on a pair of steel underwear. Prekos growled as he locked eyes with me, freezing me in place as he talked. “You little Slut…I’m going to punish you for disobeying your Master…” He said, in a low, sultry, and evil/naughty voice as his ability to dominate other creature’s minds with a gaze took over. “let’s go somewhere else….Where I can find my gags and crops..” I felt my legs moving of their own accord. “No…please Prekos…I HATE bondage! I don’t want this! I’M NOT EVEN THE AGE OF CONSENT!” Prekos stared coldly at me. “Well…then you shouldn’t have been a naughty little slut then.” I whimpered, and began to cry, dreading the forced penetration and restraints that would be coming soon. Suddenly, a familiar voice spoke in my head. “Caden…It is I, Kaidan. I am here…what is happening?” “Kaidan….I need your help! Prekos is trying to rape me! Can you take a physical form yet?” “Hope is always here, my brother. But I believe I can. I shall attempt it now!” A fireball leapt from Caden’s form. It quickly landed IN Prekos and caused him to disintegrate, it taking shape as another Alicorn, this one with a 50% brown skin, 25% Black as night, and 25% orange as embers. It growled, then moaned as light from the air around it formed into a pair of sharp wing-stubs, which looked like daggers, with no energy coming out of them. It roared again, this time grabbing energy from everything around it. Kaidan screamed as his wings turned a certain color…a dark green. He shook his head a bit. “Well…that was rather flashy…. much more than I desire as my entrance.” Kaidan looked around. “My entrance was…unnoticed… I don’t care, though.” Kaidan craned his neck around and looked at the 6 ponies. “Interesting…6 elements of harmony…. So much unlike you and I Caden?” I asked Caden He reacted in a sigh “I guess so Kaidan, I guess you could say that.” He gave me a partially dark look as he soon departed in the carriage with the other 6, as I looked around. “I shall see these ponies’s hearts myself…and judge them accordingly.” I flapped both of my new energy wings and flew off in pursuit of the rest of my kin, as Kaidan. Author's Note A lesson my friend taught me is this: If you're about to be raped, screaming "RAPE!" Is not going to get people to help you, they'll run away. Now, on the other hand, screaming "FIRE! FIRE!" Causes people to run and help you. And Prekos is a total BDSM bitch, even if I have no opinion on it. BTW: Evilswarm Ophion is a Pedophile, no?
Introductions, PT 2introductions, PT 1 Caden: that is my name, I am the human with these beings inside of me, I like video games, books, TV shows, science, anything to do with technology really, but 1 of my favorite things to do is write my own scrolls into the currents of time actually, what I represent in truth is greed, as well as generosity, as both have pretty much been the emotions I feel the most of in life. Kaidan: before you say anything, he likes to pronunciate it kai-dan, not caden, he represents and is made of the thoughts and emotions of hatred, wrath, revenge and retribution as well as forgiveness and malice, along with hope, when he takes on a form in a time or place, he is a quadrapedial dragon with black feathered wings made of tortured souls and hatred, his weapons typically are his claws, sharper than razors, and faster than light/chuck Norris fists, and because of him striking second, he’s sort of like a “the wicked avatar” effect, as he gains that beings power over it he can destroy anything that isn’t one of us, if it attacks him under unjust circumstances, and recently, we’ve figured out that he’s also the avatar of love, ironic isn’t it? Prekos: Prekos is the being of happiness, forgetfulness, cheeriness and lust, not for blood though, he typically talks in a high pitched squeaky voice, and gets turned on by almost anything that should scare him, or anger him, and in reality, he typically takes in the form of a small dragon on 2 legs with small, usable wings, 3 rope like tails, but he likes to add more onto himself, and he really likes being as random as possible, often tends to say REAVERSKEEVERDEAVERZ. Raam: raam is the avatar of the emotions of intelligence, patience, scorn, disdain, along with arrogance/overconfidence, when he talks, it’s in a very metal-on metal voice and he usually speaks without much emotions at all. In his forms, raam usually takes on the form of general Raam of the locust horde from the gears of war universe/game trilogy. Dracognar: Dracognar is the avatar of fury, rage, faith, and ignorance along with boredom and wrath. In his typical form, he takes on the form of a large, bipedal t rex-/dragon/phoenix/deathclaw, and likes to wield as many weapons as possible, from warhammers to p90’s, he really loves weapons. Ulysses: the being of wisdom, remembrance, truth, neutrality, loyalty, and obedience, well, Ulysses has 1 form he 90% of the time uses, Ulysses from Fallout, new Vegas. He speaks with a low, gravelly voice, and speaks with wisdom, he follows and obeys me when I’m doing most things, but he doesn’t support me when I do good or evil things, not that I do evil things on earth…. >:D. But regardless of that he is always a neutral being, always fighting to keep the balance of good and evil locked, along with the balance of chaos and order, he additionally is the being that keeps all of the memories of our previous lives, although he can’t access them thoroughly or actively at all. Nightmaress: the being of fear, doubt, and temptation, she takes on two physical forms, a lillithmon in red clothes instead of purple, or a female khajjit with pure black fur and black feathered wings. LEGION: LEGION is a geth being from the mass effect universe, and shares his entire physical and personality traits, although this LEGION is the one after the geth base on rannoch, and addresses himself as “I” instead of “we”, takes the pony form of a geth-looking pony, with no horns, nor wings, he represents preparation, for anything as well as caution, and rashness, ironic is it not? Yet again, I spam 1 meatphor/question/statementwhateverthehellyoucallit Corvo attano: Corvo attano, addressed as Corvo, or whatever you might say, Is the player from the stealth/action first person game Dishonored, he represents the will to challenge oneself, as well as honor, he takes the form of a human male, usually wears a gray and black trench coat, and has incredible expertise with swords and weapons in general. Now, how I ended up as a pony. In equestria. With beings in my head. Why am I doing this!? REAVERSKEEVERDEAVER! “ ehh, well shit” I said in my thoughts, as the clock on my math classroom’s wall hit 8:30, crap, only 15 minutes had passed since I had last checked, more often than not, time in my school seemed to erode very rapidly, and the second I would usually check the clock, it would be 3:27, 3 minutes till we went home, and the warm comfort of my own realm, also known as my room would await, xbox 360 on and blazing through hordes of demons in Darksiders, or just pissing on bandits in borderlands with a level 69 weapon (pissing is figuratively), but noooooooo, this day, I thought to myself, was going to be crap, crap, crap, and shit. It had started with my brothers arriving, the two demons almost smothering me in my sleep, and then of freaking course, my grandma wakes me up 3 hours before the bus arrives, EVEN THOUGH THE STOP IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE HOUSE! What to top it off, however, was my DS; along with my fave DS game being stolen by the demons I called brothersssss…. Then I realized I’d drifted off for a second, but thankfully enough the instructions were written on the white board: Using a scientific calculator. I reached down to the bottom of my seat to grab it, when suddenly, the voices happen, first Raam yelling at me to get back into the lesson. Then Prekos, I heard his high, rubbery voice, almost un-intelligible, yet I can understand it, he’s clearly saying “HEY, CADEN, DO A DIVIDE BY ZERRRRRRROOOOOO, THEN A BARREL ROLL!”. Seeing the pause as my other classmates typed in custom three step equations, I couldn’t see any harm in it, and typed in, a simple: 5560/0. I hate shit-aki mushrooms that happen in the heat of the moment, weather they be bad promises, hateful words, boredom, whatever, I freaking hate it, sometimes we need to step back for a second, re-analyze the situation, then retort, but in this case of boredom, that wasn’t possible. For sure, that was apparent, as the second I hit the ENTER key, a hole the size of a freaking walnut opened in the air, apparently wielding a singularity as well, as I was pulled into it almost instantly. _About 20 minutes later, based on Raam’s knowledge As the screeching in my ears nulled down, so did the closing, smothering darkness around my eyes, and in a few seconds, I opened them to see dark skies, purple as well as every color in the visible light spectrum, surrounding the dirt where I lay, “ Am I in heaven, hell?” “Wait, I believe in reincarnation(s)”, I said, answering my own question with a dumbass answer. Looking around on the ground, I could feel that I was on some sort of rock, and it took me about a second to realize I was on some sort of plateau. Then as that observation ended, I turned my hand around and saw it, my hand wasn’t a human palm, it was the clawed palm of something… RED- DRAGON ARCHFIEND! “ Holy hell, I’m in my realm!” I shouted, as the realization I was in my soul’s true home, where reality broke for me was very… reassuring, immediately I tried to focus and teleport myself to MY throne/palace, only to find that, instead of reality and existence folding and snapping for me, I’d just given myself a light headache, immediately, I focused on rising to my feet, ignoring the dull sting in my temples that sharpened and waxed with every second, after a few tries of EPIC FAIL-ing, I threw myself to a sitting position, and pouted. Meanwhile, in equestria, years before the elements of harmony returned Luna for princesss-hood, and then defeated discord as well, it was a day the 6 mares twilight sparkle, Rainbow dash, applejack, pinkie pie, fluttershy and Rarity would never forget, it was the day all 6 of them had gotten their cutie marks, and for twilight, had been accepted as celestia’s personal student something never granted in over a thousand years to anypony, much less a small little filly with a star on her flank and a scared look on her face. However, she must have been special, raising life in a baby dragon’s egg where none had existed, and bringing a new being into existence, out of nothing, it seemed. The day wasn’t over yet, much to her later dismay as for as much good news as there was, there was also… unfortune for the mare. “Uhhhhhhhh…. Princess, I need to go to the bathroom.” She said simply as celestia’s eyes looked over her again, her parent’s eyes staring at her in proudness, and uncertainty for the rest of the small little unicorn’s life, however, celestia simply answered “of course, my new student.” Before turning her eyes to twillight’s parents, answering questions and such after she had left. However a grim realization donned on her as twilight walked down the hall to the nearest restroom. There was something with her. Something unexpected, she turned her body to face it and saw it….. Horror became etched on her face and the image of it was branded into her mind, something slightly smaller than her, still on all 4’s but it had vicious claws on it’s front legs and she felt it’s gaze pierce her skin, then her body, then her mind, finally her soul. “AAA-“ she was about to scream when it tackled her, it’s claws on her throat as it spoke, first in two words “DARKNESSS… DOUBT”…. Then in another being’s voice “one who is many shall fall from the sky on the day of greatest light, they will bring chaos, perfection… and change”. As it finished, it slid it’s claw across her throat, not touching it but instilling pure corruption and darkness in her soul, it leaped off and scurried away, twilight then passed out, the new darkness in her soul accrediting to that. Now, back to the present. About 2 minutes of time had passed from the last time I had done anything, and I sighed, the headache was getting worse, now almost splintering my head with every nod to keep my now-draconic form awake. Suddenly, I heard rustling from around me, the rocky clearing had large vegetation all around it, on the left; it was rumbling, “ohh crap, the one time filling my realm with dragons screws me over is the one time it ACTUALLY matters, malefic paradox dragon? Slifer, timberwolves, Dragons, anyone?” I asked to the leaves, only to be answered by a geth dropping down on my left flank, followed by a black-coated husky with a permanent smile on his face, the geth approached me and said “ platform diagnosis on platform: caden proceeding, stand still.” LEGION said, as his eye scanned me over and over again, as he looked at the holographic image, the husky approached me. “SMILE.DOG!, COME HERE BOY!” I shouted, and he opened his smiling mouth to lick my foot, giving LEGION a happy lick as well. “ Where are all the other thought beings?” I asked as the geth scanned me over again. “ Platforms you are addressing are at your citadel, we were sent to retrieve you and help you to them, as platform RAAM has given me a teleporter grenade for that purpose- hostiles in vicinity” He said, then tossed something that looked like a homing grenade at my feet and jumped in the radius. In almost the same second, I dropped through the air into a very familiar palace, surrounded by all of the familiar as well, entities in my mind, Kaidan, typically the speaker of the group, inhaled and said “Caden, My brother, another entity has merged our realms and is attempting to purge us from them” He pointed towards a red spiked horizon, with red chaos energy shattering reality more and more every second. End chapter 1, chapter 2, Introductions, Part 2 is next. Author's Note okay, after the failing of my last story, I now have some knowledge on writing fanfiction, and this wil reflect it, wether it's bad or good is truly yo guys job to determine.
AARRRGGGGHHH!Introductions, PT 2 “So, how the hell are we stopping this? Direct attacks, ancient rituals, crossovers, I HATE ALL OF THOSE! Or worse than that, ME3 extended cut?” I asked, puzzled to the current dilemma, my questions were answered, thankfully by Prekos the dragon teleporting around randomly, while saying, in fragmented sentences something like “ These-“ “Bitches are-” “kinda killable!” was all I could decode from his squeaking in between popping out of portals. Kaidan sighed, and threw himself off the platform where he was laying, landing about 3 feet in front of me. “ As Prekos was trying to convey, these beings that have merged our realms are mortal, easily killable.” “So, we’re going on the offensive, I’m up for that!” I shouted, the anticipation making my voice higher than usual. “But first, can one of you guys like heal me, I’m apparently temporarily powerless in my own realm?” I asked, and Kaidan nodded, before placing his claw on my forehead, and breathing out deeply, the instant he removed the clawed appendage, I felt near all-powerful, and I could feel the vigor return to my wings almost instantly as well. “Now where exactly are these bitches?” I flew onto my throne, in my own realm, and sat down, still keeping my eyes on all of the beings gathered. “THEY’RE IN THE BUCKING DARK VORTEX REIGON, YOU TWIT!” Dracognar shouted, as usual, before pulling out a warhammer, and balancing it on his shoulders. “Then I see no reason to delay this violence?” They answered one by one, the major thought-beings answering for the recessive ones that were parts of them “Nor do I, I vote for open warfare!” Raam shouted, spinning his blade in his hand as he walked around, thinking. “As anti-violent as I like to believe I can be, I agree. Nightmaress stated coldly, looking into the darkened horizon, as though for answers. “It will be no challenge to wipe them out right now, why don’t we allow these corrupters to gain a bit more strength?” Corvo asked, twirling his dagger on his fingertip as he spoke. “Okay, is anybody else wanting to vote?” I asked, and when no’s popped up, I shouted to Corvo “YOU GOT OVERRULED! MAJORITY RULES!” With triumph in my voice I laughed hard, and Corvo sighed. Approximately an hour in astral time later, in the skies of the realm, there was a very strange sight in the sky, multiple beings, including at least 2 dragons, and the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, War, Death, Fury, and Strife, as well as a lillithmon in red. In truth, it wouldn’t have been much of a sight to see each creature individually, but together, was more rare than a human in the realm. “WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE PU****?” Dracognar shouted, as his wings, black as night, (Actually just painted that way right now.) fapped again and again, keeping him in the air, I answered back very rapidly. “RIGHT BELOW US, SHIT THEY GOT ARTILLERY!” I screamed, in panic, then trying to avoid the balls of darkness being launched at us from the astral Islands, went into a risky dive-bomb attack, strafing around the towers made of shadows and then doing a 360 fireball attack and destroying them almost instantly. “Why in god’s name do they die this freaking fast?” I questioned, as I did carpet-bomb with my fire yet again. “I do not know, maybe it’s cause we’re the most powerful creatures here?” Kaidan Answered, before disemboweling a darkness neosphere with his claws and tossing it off the spectral island, into the void below. Flying past another shadow dragon, and ripping it’s head off, I saw three of my brothers, War, Kaidan, and Corvo fighting a hopeless battle, they were surrounded, and soon, I found myself in a similar position, with a shapeless demon attacking me from all sides, ‘till it suddenly was turned into a simple demon, which was surprised to find a certain little dragon’s member in it, I looked at Prekos with a “WTF?” Look before He warped away, eager to take his victim to certain… passionate levels, I sighed, and went to help the three, only to find that everyone but me was already dying, Nightmaress was turning most of her attackers against themselves with her temptation aura, but just then she screamed as a DoomKaiser knight decapitated her, I flew in to avenge her, and yanked the top half of him off. Then, before I knew it, I was alone, I saw Dracognar impaled by a spear from another knight, and then die, gray blood fountain-ing out of his now punctured throat and forming a lake under him. Then, of course, they went after me, with all of my allies dead, I flew in a circle to survey how many were left, when suddenly another darkness creature attacked, a thousand-eyes restrict with an image of the horseman Death in his body, I strafed to the side to avoid his teleport slash, and disintegrated him with a hastily fired fireball from my now smoking maw. However, I don’t think of how much stamina I might have had, and eventually fell out of the sky, exhausted, when a thousand-eyes dragon landed on me, and promptly decapitated me with his teeth. I don’t remember what happened EXACTLY next, but I didn’t die, and instead appeared in purgatory, then looked at my hands to see human skin, but then I saw all of my thought-brothers and sisters suddenly being funneled into my head, and promptly fell through the floor, into somewhere, open air. Meanwhile- INSERT LOADING SCREEN HERE! Rainbow Dash was at twillight’s house, along with most of her friends, including, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Twilight Sparkle, She had told everypony about a freak meteor shower that had appeared out of nowhere, and they had all been invited to watch with her, it was a bit bittersweet, as Pinkie was sick at the time, in bed, for at least another day, the pink element of laughter hadn’t taken it well, but then Dash, along with all of the other 4 had promised to tell her the second-by second events that happened in her absence. (Little note, I can’t write AJ slang worth crap, so she talks normal. Kay?) “Now this has been fun Twi, but I gotta put applebloom to bed soon, she’s got school in the morning, and I don’t want her tired and such tomorrow, sorry Twilight.” Applejack said, breaking the friendly talk among friends with her typical honesty. Twilight sighed a bit, and said, a bit exhausted and sleepy herself “Okay Applejack, go when you have to, I’ll see you tomorrow.” Applejack then turned around and walked out, yawning as the time of night actually dawned on her. Rarity was the next to leave, the realization that the event wouldn’t be happening for an hour bringing her to say “I hate to say this darling, but I must go, I need to finish some dresses back home, I apologize as well.” She did her best Apologizing face, and walked out the door of the library, waving at everypony still there as she trotted home. Fluttershy, however, wasn’t going to leave willingly, as she’d fallen asleep an hour ago. “I’ll fly her home after I go!” Rainbow said, intending to lighten the mood, when Twilight shouted, in amazement “IT’S STARTING!” Rainbow Dash flew over to the telescope where her friend was watching, and gently nudged her out of the way. “So… AWESOME!” She shouted, flying around erratically, carefully avoiding fragile objects, such as the sleeping Spike. Rainbow started to go take a look by flying towards the meteors, which in fact were supposed to be nothing more than small pieces of rock, but she was interrupted by a certain Lavender colored mare saying, panic in her voice “ONE OF THE METEORS HAS A PONY IN IT!” She screamed, then as Dash spotted it, and attempted to fling herself into the air after it, she was interrupted by twilight saying “Wait, it’s traveling faster than most things you can grab, you’ll be pulled into it’s gravity!” She promptly teleported directly into the comet’s path, and using a powerful telekinesis spell, stopped it midair, the pony becoming visible, it had not only wings, but a green horn, and was night black and emerald green, twilight guessed that he or she needed help, and focused very deeply on the nearest hospital, teleporting both herself, and the mystery pony to it’s front doors. Author's Note k, I hope this will get me more views. ALSO, PREKOS SAYS HI!
FIRE! FIRE!AARRRGGGGHHH! “Wake me when you need me” John 117-Halo 3 legendary ending I felt an intense pounding in my head… dulling by the minute but still there, yet it stopped in a few minutes. “Horrid fucking headache…” I said, as light pierced through the embracing darkness of my eyes. As soon as I could, I looked downwards, and saw instead of hands, black equine hooves were my appendages. Another quick glance insured my stallionhood. Immediately I heard approaching feet/hooves, and turned my head, and saw a brown pony approaching, in those few seconds, a million possible scenarios went through my head of what I could do, but being a brony, I took the path of least resistance. “How are you feeling?” The pony asked, it’s voice giving the impression of the female gender, and I replied, my voice ending being the exact same as my human one. “Just fine. Bit sleepy, but fine.” I then saw an armored form in my field of vision, with wings and a white coat. As the nurse exited, after a few more questions I could and couldn’t answer, the lure of sleep became more attractive than a singularity, and pulled me in. As my vision zoomed in again, and I groaned, with a start I realized I was in MY realm, and in my TRUE form, Red Nova Dragon. I cocked my head to the side, then saw that the rest of them had gathered, including Kaidan, who was circling around, his wings tucked under his scaled back, and his sharp-spiked tail dragging on the floor. Another glance upwards ensured that the rest of the thought beings were there. Caden!” raam shouted, as he hopped off his cyber-twin dragon and on to the ground. “Has your ability to control reality here returned?” “Oh yeah- I’d be in my true form JUST FOR THE FRICKING LOOKS!” I shouted, a bit peeved at the general, then spawned a Malefic Truth dragon in the air, and turned the star of the realm blue, for a few seconds, displaying my god-powers here. Raam scoffed. “I have found it that any of us can access the body at most times, even separating from you, and the others, temporarily.” I nodded in a “continue on…” Motion, and the general spoke again. “And henceforth, I believe one of us, preferably me, or Ulysses, should test this, this… projection.” I pondered for a minute. “Ok Raam, this is equestria, no puppet governments, no political forced suicide. Is this clear?” The voice of intelligence scoffed once again. “#1, NOT doing that is against MY nature, #2, Puppet governments form themselves.. You just need the right scandal…” He chuckled, which sounded like, in truth, Batman trying to talk with a metal gag. When I took a really good look, 99% of the other thought beings fell over, CARDBOARD CUTOUTS! “Ugggghhhhhh… Fine” I then promptly woke up, in the hospital bed, with a bleach-white Unicorn standing next to me, most parts of his coat covered by black armor. “Awake yet, brother?” The Unicorn questioned, as he paced in circles. “Yeah, like I sleep-talk.” Raam walked closer. “I believe the Monarch of this land wishes to speak with you, us all as well, I believe the one who stopped us from smashing into this planet at lethal velocity is her, say apprentice, student, you understand what I mean?” “Yeah, I know, remember, I’m a brony.” I stretched my arms and legs in my bed, and then slowly got out. My coat, as far as I could see, was green with black pieces, and I felt two feathery appendages on my back twitch, then saw a spike on my head, sharp, and green, “Huuuhhhh… Alicorn.” Raam circled around, almost instantly, into the face of a lavender unicorn, earning a surprised “Aahh!” from her. The General scoffed, then stepped aside, letting the unicorn approach me. “How are you feeling, Prince…” Another amalgamation of thoughts ran through my head, and I took the path less traveled. “#1:I am not royalty, though I’m sure Alicorn’s typically are, #2:Caden.” I answered, shortly. The unicorn replied, a few seconds after: “Ok, caden… The unicorn next to you, Raam, was it?” Raam nodded. “He said he was your brother, is he correct?” “Yeah. What is your name?” I asked, the question used to deflect suspicion away from me knowing her real name. “Twilight Sparkle, Faithful student of Princess Celestia the first.” Twilight said with a smile that implied she was glad to say it, I knew she was though. A few minutes later, as I walked down the streets of ponyville, certain ponies bowing at my presence but earning the same response over and over again “I’M NOT MOTHERFUCKING ROYALTY”! I shouted over and over again, annoyed. This in response; gave me fleeing ponies fearing for their lives, Raam sneering and smiling in a cruel way, with Nightmaress, still in my mind, absorbing the fear and laughing in almost sexual joy as she did so. Twilight appeared troubled, so I craned my neck towards her. “Something wrong?” I asked, and the lavender mare responded with a worried “oh, it’s nothing. Just a bit nervous about going to the Grand Galloping Gala tonight with my 5 friends, that’s when the princess wanted to see you, tonight.” Time paused yet again. A hundred million possibilities hit my mind, all at one. “Ouch.” I heard a certain gravelly voice say as he looked at me, with us somehow being outside of time. “Oh, hi Ulysses, GREAT TIME TO SHOW UP WHEN I COULD HAVE NEEDED THAT WHOLE FORCE THING YOU DO A FEW HOURS AGO!” I shouted at the balance lord. “Don’t judge me, Brother, sometimes I’ve walked and ran and rode to restore the balance of this plain, and we’d all be dead without my actions.” “Wait, isn’t that the 4’s job?” “I’m done talking with you for right now other than to say this: You walk on a road made of strings, with lives leading out of them and such.” Time un-froze, and I barely recovered in time to look like I’d just paused to look at the scenery. “AAARGGGHH! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS!” “Ponyville is a very beautiful place, isn’t it?” twilight said as she looked back at me. “Yes… it is, haven’t seen very many places like it.” I said as a reply, with my mind racing of what to do and what not to do possibly, at the gala. Cue song about whatever the hell would be appropriate right now! The offspring’s “You’re gonna go far kid? “New divide?” “The gears of war?” Author's Note Chapter3 is here, AT LAST! Also, SIX SAMS ARE STUPID AND NEWBY!
Fuck this shit! I'm walkin' this way!FIRE! FIRE! I stepped by Twilight as I looked at the group of her friends that had arrived, it was about an hour till we were set to leave for the gala, I rolled my neck, and looked around, Prekos had suddenly spawned on my head, and was standing on my horn. “Oh… Hi Prekos.” I said, and he jumped off my black horn onto the ground outside where he was in full view of everypony, excluding Pinkie Pie, who then randomly popped out of a bush. “You guys didn’t think you could break a Pinkie Promise, could you?” Prekos looked at her in a sordid way, and then smirked. “I can Pinkie promise you some-” He was interrupted by me backhoofing him across the face. “I’m sorry about Prekos, he’s just a dumbass. Kinda like Dracognar.” Twilight looked at me in a rather curious way, While Dash sighed and Applejack simply shrugged. “How can you be related to him, if he’s a dragon?” “It’s rather complicated, I’m sure when I’m talking to Celestia or whatever the frick she wants, I’ll have some time to explain.” I answered, and then Prekos hopped back up onto my back again, suddenly kissing me. “OH JESUS CHRIST!” I screamed, then kicked Prekos in-between the legs, sending him flying before Raam appeared again. “I shall deal with Prekos.” Raam said, sounding annoyed at the midget dragon’s random suggestive actions, he teleported to where Prekos had fell, then proceeded to impale him with his horn, temporarily killing him, and teleporting away yet again with a look of annoyance and boredom plastered on his normally emotionless face. I scoffed. “I believe it’s time to go, ponies.” I said, as I realized that time had rapidly depleted, and it was time to go. Twilight was trying a spell on the carriage, to turn some of Fluttershy’s mice into horses to pull it. Unfortunately, I spotted Rarity’s cat hissing at them, and it proceeded to scare the transformed rodents away. The cat then proceeded to attempt to chase them, but Prekos suddenly jumped on top of it, humping it violently as I instantly reacted. “PREKOS! THIS IS IN PUBLIC, YOU LITTLE WHORE!” I screamed at him, then walked over and slammed my hoof into his face, sending him sprawling to his small feet as I growled. Prekos immediately got up after I kicked him in the male parts again, then looked at me in a predatory way that made me want to go run and hide and put on a pair of steel underwear. Prekos growled as he locked eyes with me, freezing me in place as he talked. “You little Slut…I’m going to punish you for disobeying your Master…” He said, in a low, sultry, and evil/naughty voice as his ability to dominate other creature’s minds with a gaze took over. “let’s go somewhere else….Where I can find my gags and crops..” I felt my legs moving of their own accord. “No…please Prekos…I HATE bondage! I don’t want this! I’M NOT EVEN THE AGE OF CONSENT!” Prekos stared coldly at me. “Well…then you shouldn’t have been a naughty little slut then.” I whimpered, and began to cry, dreading the forced penetration and restraints that would be coming soon. Suddenly, a familiar voice spoke in my head. “Caden…It is I, Kaidan. I am here…what is happening?” “Kaidan….I need your help! Prekos is trying to rape me! Can you take a physical form yet?” “Hope is always here, my brother. But I believe I can. I shall attempt it now!” A fireball leapt from Caden’s form. It quickly landed IN Prekos and caused him to disintegrate, it taking shape as another Alicorn, this one with a 50% brown skin, 25% Black as night, and 25% orange as embers. It growled, then moaned as light from the air around it formed into a pair of sharp wing-stubs, which looked like daggers, with no energy coming out of them. It roared again, this time grabbing energy from everything around it. Kaidan screamed as his wings turned a certain color…a dark green. He shook his head a bit. “Well…that was rather flashy…. much more than I desire as my entrance.” Kaidan looked around. “My entrance was…unnoticed… I don’t care, though.” Kaidan craned his neck around and looked at the 6 ponies. “Interesting…6 elements of harmony…. So much unlike you and I Caden?” I asked Caden He reacted in a sigh “I guess so Kaidan, I guess you could say that.” He gave me a partially dark look as he soon departed in the carriage with the other 6, as I looked around. “I shall see these ponies’s hearts myself…and judge them accordingly.” I flapped both of my new energy wings and flew off in pursuit of the rest of my kin, as Kaidan. Author's Note A lesson my friend taught me is this: If you're about to be raped, screaming "RAPE!" Is not going to get people to help you, they'll run away. Now, on the other hand, screaming "FIRE! FIRE!" Causes people to run and help you. And Prekos is a total BDSM bitch, even if I have no opinion on it. BTW: Evilswarm Ophion is a Pedophile, no?
