Pants

Play doctor? That's an odd way of putting that. Isn't that what it's called when fillies... Never mind. At this point I almost wouldn't care if Rarity did like me that way. I hate not being able to fly almost as much as I hate pants. Stupid pants. Stupid sensitive skin. Stupid stiff wings.

...Stupid Rainbow. If I'd just told her in the first place, I wouldn't even be in this mess. It would've been so much less embarrassing. But I kept my stupid mouth shut, and now she knows anyway. And now she's about to learn a lot more. Is it too late to turn back? What if everypony finds out Rarity and I—

"Dear, are you alright? You're hyperventilating..."

"I just... You're not going to tell anyone about this, later, are you?"

"I wouldn't even think about it, Rainbow Dash. I know how important your reputation is to you."

"You promise?"

"I promise. Not a single soul will hear about this." Not that Rarity thought a single soul would be shocked to hear about it, but she decided against sharing that particular sentiment with Rainbow. "Now, come along to my bedroom, no reason you shouldn't be comfortable."

Comfort. Yes. That made sense. Rainbow followed Rarity along to her chambers. "So... uh... How do we do it? Do you have like a... tool, or?"

"Oh, Rainbow, toys are so impersonal. After everything we've been through together, I believe you deserve better than that."

"You're not going to use your mouth, are you?"

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Because... that's... 'mare-munching'. That's totally gay!"

Rarity leapt up onto the bed. "Rainbow, we need to be mature here. There's no need for labels. I'm just a friend helping you through a difficult time... nothing else."

Her pose wasn't much helping her case— The way she was lying on her side, legs spread apart, stroking her own knee gently... running her hoof down along her thigh...

That's pretty... It's uh... Rainbow's face flushed red. Gross. It's gross. She's a mare, Rainbow, get a hold of yourself.

Rainbow wanted to argue, but she wanted her wings down even more. She hopped up onto Rarity's bed, and bent her front end down low, leaving her flank up in the air.

"What do you expect me to do, Rainbow? Mount you? I haven't got the equipment for that..."

"Well... What else is there?"

Oh you poor, deprived, thing. Rarity thought to herself. She hasn't laid a stallion worth laying if that's the only position she's ever tried.

"Come on," Rarity insisted, "Lay on your back."

"On my back?!"

"That's what I said, yes."

"But my wings—"

"Will hold you perfectly upside-down. I told you, I've done pegasus stallions before."

Rainbow begrudgingly complied, finding the lack of mobility presented by her stiff wings to be more than a little irritating. Hopefully the help Rarity was offering would be worth it. Before she could give it any more thought, she was startled by the feeling of warm breath on her groin.

"Guh... Hey, wait!" She insisted, looking down at Rarity, whose mouth was poised just over her nether regions.

"What is it, Rainbow?"

"It's just..." She touched her hooves together nervously. "Could I pretend you're a stallion?"

"You don't really need to ask my permission for that, Dash. That's up to you."

"Awesome. Thanks, dude."

She leaned her head back and closed her eyes, trying to imagine Soarin' in Rarity's place.

No... I think about Soarin' too much. What about... Big Mac? No.. His muzzle's way too big. It'd be too different to be believable. Oh, maybe a royal guard. A big, tough, warrior...

Just as she had settled on the Royal Guard fantasy, Rarity set to work, giving a gentle lick up along one of Rainbow Dash's labia. The pegasus' right leg kicked ineffectually in the air as she made soft cooing noises.

Rarity began to worry that this would be too easy. Maybe Dash would be done before having the chance to realize she enjoyed being with mares... She would have to kick the plan up a notch.

"So, what do think of Blossomforth?"

"Huh? Uhhhh... Rarity? What has that got to do with anything?"

"Oh, I'm just making idle conversation. And she's just—" Rarity paused to plant a little kiss on Rainbow's thigh. "—so very—" Another kiss, a little closer to her groin. "—flexible..." Rarity's lips found themselves pressed gently, ever so gently, against Rainbow's clitoris.

For a brief moment, Rarity's bedroom faded away into a swirl of color and Rainbow lost herself in pure pleasure. But that was only a moment. It wasn't long before she was back in her right mind, and she was angry. She pushed herself backwards with her hooves.

"Rarity! You said this wouldn't be gay. That was totally, unbelievably, gay!"

"No, Rainbow, it isn't—" Rarity suddenly realized that she had definitely taken it over the edge. That was a lot heavier than she had intended to start with, but Rainbow's scent was intoxicating, rather distracting, and... Well, Rarity was starting to get a little turned-on herself.

Rainbow pressed herself up against the header of the bed, and curled into a little ball, wings still fully erect, refusing to make eye contact with Rarity.

"Rainbow, I just—"

"Leave me alone!"

"I was only—"

"I don't want to hear it. Just go away!"

"Please let me explain!"

The pegasus didn't respond, but simply scrunched her mouth up and turned her head even further away.

"Dash... I was only treating you as I would want to be treated. That's the golden rule, isn't it?"

"Buh— Not everyone is like you, Rarity. I just want to be able to fly again. That's it."

"Just give me one more chance, Dash."

"Uh... No. No. That was too much, Rare. I just need to be alone right now."

"Are you sure dear, I could—"

"NO!"

"Well... I'm sorry. You may stay here to recover for as long as you need to. Let me know if you need anything." With that, she hopped off of the bed and began casually strutting out of her bedroom to tend to some other business. Her soft, elegant, flank bouncing slightly with each step...

Rainbow turned away from watching Rarity's hindquarters and shook her head violently. Ugh. Now my wings are even stiffer than before. I could be stuck here all night! I wonder if I could...

She glanced at the door Rarity had just left through. No sign of the unicorn. If she could just stay focused for about twenty seconds, she could take care of it herself, and her wings would be at least flexible enough to make it back home.

Why was Rarity taking her time like that? I could've finished three times during that whole Blossomforth routine. Rarity is so weird; what does it matter how flexible Bloosomforth is? Sure, she can get her hindlegs behind her... head... but...

A surge of heat ran through Rainbow's genitals, demanding her attention.

Well, I didn't want to risk it before, but it's not like my wings will get any stiffer.

She scooted back on the bed, made herself comfortable, and listened for Rarity, finding that she was busy at the sewing machine, humming a little tune. One benefit of a pegasus' sensitivity is that it extends to the other senses as well. Speaking of which...

What is that amazing smell?

She sniffed around at the air.

I know I've smelled it before... Ugh. It's not important. Okay, Dash, focus. Three... two... one...

She began fervently rubbing at her genitals, drowning herself in pleasure. Time began to slow down, and she started to lose track of every other sensation aside from the feeling of the soft fur around her hoof sliding along her vulva and against her clitoris.

"Unnngnnh" She muttered, trying to avoid calling Rarity's attention. She threw her face into a pillow and bit down on it, trying to muffle any further sound.

"Mff... Mmfff... Uhnn Hunnn"

So... very... close...

Her forehoof was trying to lock up, but she struggled through it. Just a few more seconds and she would be able to go home. Unfortunately, her luck gave out at the fifteen second mark, her body writhing and convulsing in pleasure, pulling her hoof away from its critical work. Desperate to finish, she slammed it back down against herself, but her lack of coordination in that moment didn't serve her well, and the hard part of her hoof found itself making contact with some very sensitive skin.

"PONYFEATHERS!" She screamed, grasping her sore crotch with both hooves.

"Oh dear, Rainbow, are you—" Rarity was left speechless at the sight of a bright-red Rainbow Dash holding onto her groin like her vagina was trying to escape. Not to mention the bite-mark and saliva stains all over Rarity's satin pillow. "Ah, I see... All better now, dear?"

Rainbow looked like she was about to break down crying.

"Oh, darling..." Rarity said sympathetically, "I'm so very sorry. This must be so hard for you." She approached the side of the bed, and put her hoof up under Dash's chin. "I'm still here for you. Anything you want me to do, just tell me."

"C-could you find me a stallion?"

"You know how hard it is to find stallions, Dash, the entire town vying for their affection. Sure, I've had my fair share, but it takes a lot of time and care to lay a stallion who's already got a mare or three interested in him."

"What about... uh... Big Mac? AJ owes me a favor!"

"Well, Rainbow, aside from the fact that that would be incredibly awkward, AJ can't tell Big Macintosh who to rut any more than I can."

"Ugh... You're right... I— I'm not picky. I just need a stallion now! Any stallion!"

"And you'd be okay with just any stallion finding out about your... sensitivity issue?"

The pegasus sighed. Oh Celestia... The last stallion I was with... I had to threaten his life to keep him quiet about that. It's so damn unfair! Why can't I just be normal?!

"Rainbow, just give me another chance. I promise I won't do anything to make you feel uncomfortable."

Rainbow's face contorted in anguish and disgust. "But... You really freaked me out with that Blossomforth thing... and the kissing."

"I'm sorry, Rainbow, I truly am. I'll be quiet this time, I promise."

Rainbow took a deep breath. "Okay. But only as friends. You have to swear."

"I swear."

"Okay... Okay... I... Let's please just get this over with..." She begged, laying back against the bed and shutting her eyes.

Rarity set to work on Rainbow's marehood, gently massaging it with her tongue, prying the lips of flesh apart to get at the more delicate bits within.

Yeah... you big... um... stallion. You love the way I taste, don't you? Oh yeah...

As Rarity ran her tongue across Rainbow's clitoris in a few rapid flicks, the latter mare tossed her head back and moaned incredibly loudly. The intense pleasure prevented the pegasus from thinking straight, but when Rarity moved back to her original position, Rainbow was able to continue her Royal Guard fantasy. She imagined a great, white, pegasus stallion, with his killer blue mane, burying his face into her crotch, aiming to please her; to love her; to serve her... A delightful tingle built up around Rainbow's midsection... And then her stomach turned upside-down.

Wait, HIM!? No! No, no, gross! I mean, he's married! And he's Twilight's brother! How could I even think about thinking about him while I—

Rarity put more attention into the mound of very sensitive flesh inside Rainbow's vulva.

No! Wait! I need to be thinking about somepony else before I— Before I—

"AAAANNNNNNNNNGGHHHHHHHH— TWILIGHT!" Rainbow screamed at the top of her lungs as she climaxed, squirting ejaculate onto Rarity's face and mouth.

Disgusted, Rarity retreated and wiped the fluids from her face, "do you always do that?"

"Heh" Rainbow rubbed the back of her head, her wings finally falling back against her body. "I guess I should've warned you..."

"Maybe you should have..." Rarity mumbled. "Anyway, do you feel better?"

"Way better... So, so much better. Thanks so much, Rare!"

"And..."

"And what?" She asked, shifting herself back upright on the bed and stretching her newly freed wings.

"Well... Is there anything you'd like to say about anypony?"

"Um... You're a great friend, I guess? Idunno, I already said thanks."

"No, anything about anypony else?"

"I'm... not sure I follow..."

"About a certain librarian?"

"What are—" Rainbow's eyes bugged out of her head. "I— I didn't really say that, did I?"

"Ahem... Maybe..."

"Uhhh... heh... I can explain... I mean, I was thinking about her brother, see, and— No, wait, that came out wrong, let me start over!"

Rarity just put her hoof against the pegasus' mouth. "Shhhhhhh. Listen. You just go home, and you work this stuff out on your own time. Your secret's safe with me."

"But I don't have a secret! Honest! I was just—"

"Rainbow, I think if you—"

"Seriously! I don't like Twilight like—"

Rarity stomped the ground hard. "Rainbow Dash!"

The cyan pegasus silently and unblinkingly stared at the unicorn.

You are going to lay back down, I'm going to make you come again, and you're going to think about Twilight the entire time!"

"But I don't—"

"Right now!" She demanded.

Something about the power and assertiveness behind the command really got to Rainbow. Her wings shot back up with a resounding pomf as she squeaked, "yes ma'am!"

"And when I'm done, I think it'll be good for you to get a taste of me. Learn the ropes, so to speak."

"Yes ma'am."

Rarity smiled. "Please, please, call me 'mistress'..."