"I have lived well over several thousands of years, loving the same amazing pony… And watching her die. How is this possible? That is a long tale to tell. I suggest you come in, sit down, open your mind, and listen to my story. This is my story of life, love, and heartbreak from bittersweet beginnings to tragic endings. Repeated for hundreds upon hundreds of years."
"My name is Princess Celestia, and it all starts with two fillies…"