Dramatic reading!
Ryan was happy to finally be off of work. It's not that working in an office is particularly tricky, it's just really boring sitting in a cubical all day alone and working on a shitty old computer. But all of that was behind him. Now he could go home and relax with his wife who loved him very much. He loved her too, and he couldn't even think of what he would do without her.
He flew up to his giant wasp-nest-esque home with his big wasp wings and flung the door open with his wasp appendages. If you haven't guessed it by now, Ryan is a giant wasp monster. "Honey, I'm home!" He shouted as he pulled off his tie and flung it across the floor. It's ironic because he said 'honey' and wasps make honey. That's a fact.
He listened for a second, but couldn't hear a response from his lovely wife, so he ventured into the kitchen where she would likely be given that she is a female. Unfortunately, she wasn't there at all. He figured she was probably taking a nap or something and proceeded to raid the fridge for something delicious. He pulled out a plump, juicy caterpillar since that's what wasps eat, and promptly began devouring its head, savoring the succulent blood that spilled out onto his waiting proboscis.
He was unable to sink into complete bliss as he enjoyed his meal, however, as he heard a strange thumping sound coming from the other room. He wasn't sure exactly what it was, so being the ever curious wasp thing that he is, he decided to investigate. He crawled down the hall with his spiked appendages until he got to where the sound was coming from. His bed room.
The door was open just a crack, but it wasn't enough to see inside, so he pushed it in. He instantly saw the source of the noise. Sitting on the bed was none other than his wife, but she was being fucked by a big wasp making a thumping sound as their carapaces rhythmically bumped into each other. Worst of all, it wasn't Ryan at all!
"What the fuck?!" He yelled out in equal parts confusion and anger at what he was seeing.
The two insects on the bed instantly stopped what they were doing and looked over to Ryan before looking back to the digital clock sitting on the night stand. Sure enough, it was the normal time for him to be getting home from work. They must have lost track of time from fucking so hard.
"Has it really been two hours already?" Asked Lisa, Ryan's wife.
"I guess time flies when you're FUCKING REALLY HARD!" Replied the other male wasp in the room who doesn't get a name.
Ryan didn't even know what to say, tears were already streaming down his face as his mind put all the pieces together. He loved his wife very much, so this was a lot to take in. After a few moments he turned around and ran out of the room, unable to accept what was happening. He flew out of his house and into the everfree forest bawling his huge wasp eyes out.
Now that Ryan was gone, the two wasps went back to their thing.
A few hours later he was sitting in a tree, unable to even cry anymore. He still had trouble believing what had happened. After a while, he decided to do what everybody does when they're sad; drown all his sorrows in alcohol. He quickly flew off towards the closest bar, which is in Ponyville.
It didn't take long to get there with his huge, muscular wings. He pushed the wooden door to the small bar open, ignoring the confused stares he got from the pony patrons as he walked to the counter. The ponies had clearly never seen a wasp as big as him before, but he could care less right now. He went over to the bartender who's mouth was open wide in shock and slammed a spiked appendage down on the counter.
"Alcohol, now!" He yelled angrily. The bartender complied, instantly placing a filled mug in front of the potentially hostile insect before moving a safe distance away. Without waiting for even a second, he extended his proboscis and began gulping down the yellow liquid. Within minutes he had already downed six mugs of the stuff.
Across the bar, Berry Punch was sitting alone at a table enjoying her own dozen mugs of cider. She came here every day, so she couldn't help but notice when someone new entered the bar, especially someone as loud as this guy. He just came in, yelled at the bartender, and then began drinking gallons of cider. Berry couldn't help but admire him a bit for that. He had balls, that's for sure.
Without putting much thought into it, she sauntered her way across the room, running into chairs a couple times along the way, before hopping up onto the stool next to this new guy. "Hey ther." She slurred.
Ryan looked over to see the female pony sitting next to him. His head was spinning and his vision was all fuzzy, but he couldn't help but notice how attractive she looked. "Hi." He said lamely. Of course, she was too drunk to care what he said. She was a mare on a mission. A mission for sweet sex.
"Let's go back to my place!" She said.
He was about to decline the offer, but then he looked into her massive, purplish eyes. He instantly lost himself in her seductive gaze. "Ok!" He responded.
The pair quickly walked out of the bar, with Ryan not even paying for his drinks. The bartender wasn't going to press him for money though, he was just glad the wasp didn't murder anypony. Besides, he's allergic to bees (wasps are bees). The two of them made their way to Berry Punch's house, which was a two story wooden building with a thatch roof just like all the non important buildings in Ponyville.
Within record time they were in Berry's room, ready to have sweet, sweet sex. She walked past him, rubbing her poofy tail across his abdomen along the way before jumping up on the bed. She then laid down on her back and opened her legs, ready to begin.
Ryan felt his stinger grow hard as she took the compromising position and he moved in. He buzzed over, landing with his appendages on either side of her and lowered his head down. Spreading his huge, scissor-like mandibles, his proboscis snaked out planting a nectary kiss on her lips before moving down and sliding against her neck.
She moaned in pleasure as she stuck her tongue out, licking the proboscis with her meaty organ before it moved down to poke against her tummy rumpler. She liked this, but quickly grew impatient, pressing her face into Ryan's gaping mouth hole and lapping up his nectary saliva while absently rubbing a hoof through the long hair on his thorax.
His antennae began probing her hair excitedly as her hooves traced across his chest before eventually coming to his back. Berry began rubbing the base of his thin wings causing them to twitch and sending shivers through his exoskeleton. He couldn't take anymore foreplay, his stinger was pulsating in anticipation. He was about to guide his stinger between her thighs, when he looked down with his massive insect eyes and noticed that there was nothing there.
He pulled away slightly, wondering what to do. "Ummm, why don't you have any genitalia?" He asked. He'd never had sex with a pony before.
Berry seemed momentarily confused before realizing what he meant. "Pony genitals are in their mouths. We also eat and excrete waste through our mouths." She explained.
"Ooooh." Said Ryan, feeling slightly embarrassed. He quickly brought his stinger up to her face instead. Before he could ram it into her head, she stuck her tongue out, licking the tip of it. He moaned in pleasure as his whole carapace shuddered. It felt good, but he couldn't wait any longer.
With a mighty thrust, he rammed his hardened stinger into her mouth vagina resulting in an ungodly squelching sound as her saliva flowed across its chitinous surface. He continued to thrust, causing Berry's eyes to roll into the back of her head in pleasure.
"I'm gonna pollinate your flower you little slut!" Said Ryan knowing that all females enjoy it when you talk dirty to them. Berry was too busy deep-throating his massive pollen pumper to answer.
After a matter of minutes, Ryan knew he couldn't take any more. "I'm gonna shoooooooot!" He cried out as he pulled his massive stinger from her mouth, ejaculating honey from the tip all over her face.
She let out a gargling sound as sparkles and rainbow dust spilled from her own mouth. That's what pony cum is made of, after all. After a moment she licked up the honey off of her face before swallowing both of their cum in one mighty gulp.
Ryan fell to the bed next to her, panting. He'd never had sex that good before! Her hoofs absently rubbed across his abdomen as they lay there thinking about how awesome that sex was. No more than a minute later, they were both asleep.
Ryan woke up as light shone through a window into his face. He sat up, absently rubbing at his head in an attempt to alleviate the headache that comes with drinking too much alcohol, when he noticed the pony with her hooves wrapped around him. Several memories of last night came back to him and he couldn't help but smile down at her sleeping form.
Berry Punch tried to snuggle harder into the object, but it was awkward since it was all solid and it kept moving. After a second, her brain registered that something was wrong and she opened her eyes. Thankfully she didn't have much of a headache. Her special talent is getting shit-faced, after all. The first thing she noticed was the huge wasp thing looking down at her.
She didn't panic as she was used to waking up in strange situations since she spends most nights wandering around town drunk. Instead, her brain was busy trying to figure out what was going on. It wasn't hard considering that she was covered in dried sweat and she was in her bed with her arms wrapped around it.
"We didn't have sex, did we?" She asked, sincerely hoping that that wasn't the case.
He scratched the back of his head nervously for a moment before replying. "Yep."
She quickly threw up all over him as her brain decided it would be a good idea to imagine what having sex with a wasp is like.
Suddenly the door burst open and Lisa, Ryan's wife, stormed in. She instantly set her eyes on Ryan and Berry Punch laying together in bed and she looked pretty pissed. Of course, now she would use her twisted woman logic to make him look like the bad guy.
Ryan could think of only one word to properly convey how he felt. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"
I kinda wrote a sequel... Double Spinnetration
