The Spin-off Diary

RAP BATTLE OF EQUESTRIA -UNOFFICIAL

TWILIGHT-when i apply my battle theory,mind are relatively blown,so take a seat steve,oop,i see you brought your own

What's with your voice?,i can't freaking tell,you sound like WALL-E,having sex with the speak & spell,i'll school you anywhere,

MIT to Oxford,all your fans will be like,"um, that was hawk-ward",i'm as dope as two rappers",you better be scared,

cause that means Albert E,equal M C squared.

ALADEEN-You've,got no idea,

what your messing with here boy,

i got 12-inch rims on my chair,that's how i roll y'all,

you look like someone glue,a mustache on a troll doll

,i'll be stretching out the rhyme,like gravity stretches time,

when you try to put your p-brane,against this kind of mind,i'm the best,i'm the snoop dogg of science,

i'll be dropping madf apple on your head,from the shoulders of giants.

TWILIGHT-I'm the the giant whose shoulders,

you'd stood on,

if you could stand,

i'll give you a brief history of pain,

with the back of my hand,

you can't destroy matter or me,

for serious,

ripping hole in you,

bigger than the hole,

in your black hole theory was,

ALADEEN-there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,

particle in the universe,

that we can observe,

your mama took the ugly one,

and put them into one nerd,

you wanna bring the heat,

with the mushroom cloud you're making,

i'm about to bake raps from the scratch,

like carl sagan,

and while is true,

that my work is based on you,

i'm a super computer,

you're like a TI-82.

WHO WON?

WHO NEXT....????

maybe there won't be a next time...