The Spin-off Diary

by Ghostwind Assasinshy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 971

TROLL STORY MOTHA F*Y((&R

WARNING:this story will cause cancer of laugh to anyone who read this (also this is a Spin-off of The Scootalo Diary)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-24 08:22:16 UTC

Da FUCK

Da FUCK

today was out reality Derpy ask me out for a date

Aladeen VS Twilight Sparkle

RAP BATTLE OF EQUESTRIA -UNOFFICIAL

TWILIGHT-when i apply my battle theory,mind are relatively blown,so take a seat steve,oop,i see you brought your own

What's with your voice?,i can't freaking tell,you sound like WALL-E,having sex with the speak & spell,i'll school you anywhere,

MIT to Oxford,all your fans will be like,"um, that was hawk-ward",i'm as dope as two rappers",you better be scared,

cause that means Albert E,equal M C squared.

ALADEEN-You've,got no idea,

what your messing with here boy,

i got 12-inch rims on my chair,that's how i roll y'all,

you look like someone glue,a mustache on a troll doll

,i'll be stretching out the rhyme,like gravity stretches time,

when you try to put your p-brane,against this kind of mind,i'm the best,i'm the snoop dogg of science,

i'll be dropping madf apple on your head,from the shoulders of giants.

TWILIGHT-I'm the the giant whose shoulders,

you'd stood on,

if you could stand,

i'll give you a brief history of pain,

with the back of my hand,

you can't destroy matter or me,

for serious,

ripping hole in you,

bigger than the hole,

in your black hole theory was,

ALADEEN-there are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,

particle in the universe,

that we can observe,

your mama took the ugly one,

and put them into one nerd,

you wanna bring the heat,

with the mushroom cloud you're making,

i'm about to bake raps from the scratch,

like carl sagan,

and while is true,

that my work is based on you,

i'm a super computer,

you're like a TI-82.

WHO WON?

WHO NEXT....????

maybe there won't be a next time...

2 pages of SCOOTALO'S diary

BACK TO THE MAIN TOPIC

i just can stop that feeling that i felt when cherliee put her mouth in my thing it was amazing and that thing she called dildo it felt so so so it can't find the word for that kind of feeling and i hope we can do it again my CRUSH.

its been two days now i just can't stop thinking of me making appleblom and sweetie belle do the same thing i did with cherliee

it way to dangerous and who know what could happen.

man i really like this song what is it called again ahh here it is *LAZY THUNDERLANE* maybe thats why he is always lazy

even to take care of his brother oh well thats no of my bussines.

SCOOTALO OUT

that can't happen right tell

RD:i can but she said right here that is way too dangerous to do so there sa..

safe for now aren't they huh but chances there are that she can't help her self and goes nut and you what happens next and beside she's been use as a sexual toys. cherliee even used a dildo i way to sick for scootalo we gotta stop this

RD:NO we don't let her do what she wants with her life after all she is still young maybe she can change all of thi herself.

your right maybe its time for us to watch and learn.

HIATUS TIME......

The Discovery

CHAPTER 1.......

Man is so fucking beautiful out here that i just wanna stay here.

RD:hey dude check this out i found SCOOTALO'S diary.

RD tell you didn't took it please tell me not

RD:what if i did

i'm gonna kick your sorry flank

RD:let's read it

OK *signs*

it was a nice day i couldn't ask for anything more than this but as i was passing the school house i see that cherliee was sad.

what's wrong cherliee.i gently rub her back. its that i need so... she quickly paralyzed knowing that im a fllly and she took the oppurtunity to make my whole year wish come true.

Scootalo OUT.

Whoa just whoa.

RD:thats my scootalo fuck that mare like never before.

Rainbow Dash are fucking crazy why are happy scootalo is going to be RAPED!!!!!!.

RD:what Gilda RAPED me back in flight school.

?????? no kidding right right.

RD:im not telling joke you idiot.

(*come baby you wanna fuck me tonight come BABY* x2).

RD:aren't you gonna anwser that.

it can wait.

RD:no it can't wait.

ok i'll anwser it,hello.

Fluttershy:hi  aladeen just wanted to say.

well hi to you too fluttershy look i got to go call you later k.

Fluttershy:ok bye.

bye *hangs phone out*.

RD:you finish.

yes i finished,where were we a yes whould start explaing why gilda raped you.

RD:no i don't want to ok just leave me alone

FINE I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BITCH!!!!

RD:...............*signs*why did i have to bring that up.

whoa i just don't know what to do now hmmm maybe a cupcake will cheer me.as i keep walking from rainbow's to sugar cube corner.

little did i know that it the begin of something way more terrible than  i ever think of.

Entry #1

where am i "hello" hphm not one is here but more important where is everypony,hope i'm not too late for some special

party.

what is this *pick's a book* a diary "Property of Scootalo"

this is scootalo's diary,maybe if i read one pages maybe time will fly

Entry:He's so Handsome.

i can't stop thinking about him it i never saw something like it, i never knew humans will be so handsome\

What the fuck scoots is in love with me that's something i never expected but scootalo is a filly and i'm a teenager,she's 15 and i'm 15 well look on the bright side were both the same age,is not an excused to not give back the love she deserves even i got to admit i always felt that every time i'm close to her my heart goes nuts, i'll keep reading i don't wanna waste time.