Where am I?

It was nearing 7:30 in the morning, Jordan was still in the kitchen cooking up his chocolate chip pancakes for everypony in the group including the princesses. Meanwhile the other five had just came back due to the invitations Jordan and Twilight had given to them. Applejack had brought a plate of apple fritters to go along with Jordan's share of breakfast. Meanwhile in the kitchen Jordan was already cooking up the last batch of pancakes, that's when Rainbow Dash dove into the kitchen.

"Hey Jordan, can we eat already, I'm starving." she said, impatiently

Jordan was starting grow annoyed by her, and said, through clenched teeth, "Rainbow Dash, it is almost done, so please go, before I lose my temper." Rainbow Dash flinched in fear, and left. Jordan had managed to flip the last pancake onto the plate. Jordan had cooked them to perfection, even a taste test proved they were good. And after, he was out the kitchen door, 40 pancakes cooked and fresh from the stove, along with a bottle of syrup.

"Okay, come and get it." He said, putting the pancakes down, they were surprised to find he cooked a big stack of them. Jordan gave a nervous laugh, "I know this is a lot but uh, I cooked 40 of them, because there will be four for each of you." Jordan started stacking four pancakes on their plates, Applejack took a whiff at it, it smelled good. Soon after everypony was digging in to their fresh pancakes, while they were eating something came to Jordan's mind, "Celestia, can I ask you a favor?"

"Of course dear, anything." She said in her gentle tone.

"Well, since you have appointed me as your honored guest for next weekend, will you make sure everybody there doesn't spaz or freak out when they see me? because I don't want them to jump to conclusions just because they've never seen a human before."

"Of course, Jordan," Celestia said "I'd be more than happy to keep things under control for you."

"Thank you, Princess, I wish we humans had you for President." Jordan said, this got her confused.

"What's a President?" she asked

"The person that runs my country, but he's not doing a good job of it, he's wrecking our economy, putting out programs that we don't need, aborting babies, he won't stop, he's killing America, and he has a funny name too, you wanna hear it?"

"Hey funny is my middle name?" Pinkie Pie said

"I thought your middle name was Diane." Twilight said, Jordan figured that she probably had Asperger's

"It's an expression silly, it means I like it a lot. Anyway Jordan let's hear his name."

Jordan snickered, "Barack Obama, isn't that funny?"

Everypony started laughing, since they had never heard of such a funny name, even Jordan and the princesses were laughing. "Who's going to give thou such a funny name?" Luna asked

"Yeah even when you say it, barackbarackbarack...." Pinkie Pie said annoyingly.

"ALL RIGHT ALREADY!!!!!!" everybody said to her.

"Anyway, he wants America runned under government control, and that is not how America was made to stand for."

"Well, he should be ashamed of himself." Celestia said

"Yeah, I agree, now come on everybody, let's finish these pancakes."

"Everypony, Jordan." Twilight said correcting him for the 100th time, Jordan was getting so tired of this, that he through his fork on the table and pounded his fist.

"TWILIGHT, YOU SON OF A BITCH, SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT CORRECTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everypony stood there, mouth agape over what he just said, Jordan was too upset, so he walked outside, slamming the door behind him. Everypony then turned to Twilight, "What, He has to say it."

"Twilight Sparkle," Celestia said interrupting her, "You have to understand the fact that he is not from here, so if he wants to say it his way, let him."

Twilight sighed and went outside to apologize to him.