//-------------------------------------------------------// Where am I? -by xd77- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 1 Arrival into Ponyville //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 1 Arrival into Ponyville 21 year old brony Jordan Walters, of Cleveland, OH, had just woken up from an afternoon nap. He was looking forward to this evening, because he was going to Detroit to watch the Tigers play against the Miami Dolphins and see the Ford car anniversary, It was only 2:30 in the afternoon, and didn't have to leave until 8:30. He made up his bed went into his bathroom and took a shower, then he got out, dried off, and put some fresh clothes on. Then he packed his bags with his clothes, socks, underwear, toothbrush, toothpaste, his medicine, water for his medicine, his iPhone and car charger, a blanket, and a pillow. It was now 3:00 in the afternoon, he got everything packed in his Ford Escape, and checked to see if his 2 emergency gas containers were full, which they were. He hopped in the drivers seat, started his engine, and took off. A couple of hours had passed now since he left Cleveland, his car was already starting to get low on gas, so he exited the freeway to a Shell gas station to fill up and use the bathroom. After he filled up his car he went inside the convience store to pay for the amount of gas he put in, which was $32.44 in total, he also bought a bottle of Mountain Dew and a bag of cheetos for the trip. "$4.55." The clerk said. "Thank you, have a nice day." Jordan said, he hopped back into his car and started the engine. He got back onto the heavily wooded, dimly lit road, that led back to the interstate. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a flash of light shined on his windshield Jordan shielded his eyes but he still had control of his vehicle. Before he knew it, the road was gone, the woods and street lights were gone, and the car's wheels suddenly struck cobblestone. Jordan opened his eyes and saw that he was still in his car. His engine was still running, his headlights and tail lights were still on, but his headlights were beamed towards the edge of a town that had straw roofed houses, a gingerbread house, and an oak tree that had a door with a candle on it and it had a sign with a book. But it was turned in for the night, no lights were on, nobody was out, and there were no voices or any other sounds out, but the chirp of crickets. XXXXXX Jordan parked his car, turned off his engine and lights, and got out to take a look around. The only buildings he saw were just the straw-roofed houses. He saw one with the shutters open. So, secretly, he peeped in through the window, and saw two ponies sleeping in a bed "Maybe I'm just going crazy." He whispered to himself, walking back to his car. As he was walking back to his car, in the dead of night by himself, he started doing some thinking about this strange place he was in. He looked around himself, the lack of lighting and modern civilization unnerved him..."Where is everyone?" He thought to himself. He also took the liberty to realize that this town was cartoonized, but he was still his own real self, and his Ford Escape was still the same, the same silver color, same Ohio license plates, and he was still wearing the same old undershirt with old ragged jeans. XXXX Jordan got back into his car, since he had already guessed that there was no hotels, motels, or at least just a simple place to sleep for the night. He turned on the interior reading lamps, pulled out the blanket and pillow from his bag reached into the side pocket of the bag and pulled out a bottle of water and took his medicine. He then snuggled up in the cargo area of the Escape. As he was just about to fall asleep, it suddenly dawned on him where he was, he was in Equestria, in Ponyville! "I'm in the My Little Pony world, this isn't America this is Equestria." He said, finally he fell asleep, hoping to find out how he got here in the morning. XXXX The next morning, he woke up thinking it was just a dream, but looked down to see that he was still in the cargo area of his car. Suddenly he heard two muffled voices just outside of the trunk door, he went over and yanked the trunk door open, only to fall out and roll over into a trash can, he heard gasps behind him, when he turned to look and see, he saw a purple unicorn with a purple dragon. He too gasped. "Twilight, what is it?"  The dragon asked "It's a...I don't know." The purple unicorn said, she then walked up towards Jordan to take a better look at him, she glanced at him from his undershirt, all the way down towards his black knike tennis shoes he had on his feet. "What are you?" Twilight asked, cocking an eyebrow in curiosity. "I'm....a....human." Jordan said nervously, yet surprised. Twilight broke out a small smirk "Well, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Twilight Sparkle and this is my assistant Spike. What's your name?" "I'm Jordan Walters" "Nice to meet you Jordan Walters." Twilight said Jordan chuckled, since he already knew that she meant him no harm. "Just call me Jordan." Jordan then looked to see that Spike was looking at his car, while Twilight was reading his license plates. Then they turned back to him. "What is this thing?" Spike asked "Yeah and where's this 'Ohio' place your from, I'm not aware of an 'Ohio' in Equestria." Twilight said "Okay, that 'thing' you see, it's called a car or vehicle, it's something we humans use for transport, from one place to another. Also Ohio is not in Equestria, It's a state in America." "America?" They asked "I'll tell you about that later." Jordan said, in the meantime his stomach started to rumble. "Do you know a place where I can get some breakfast?" Jordan asked "Well there's Sweet Apple Acres, it's an orchard just outside of here, it's also a very long walk, but we can make it. We too were going to go get some breakfast there, until we stumbled on this 'car' you speak of. You can join us if you want I'm sure Applejack and the others would like to get to know you." Twilight said. As they were just about to walk away a lightbulb flickered in Jordan's head. "Wait, Twilight, can I give you and Spike a ride there, you can direct me." Jordan said, admiringly "Well, we sure could use some help getting there, we would love a ride." Twilight said. After Jordan taught Twilight how to sit in the passenger seat, and wear the seatbelt, he started the engine, only to find that there were dozens of other ponies blocking him and looking at him and his car, luckily Twilight handled that, before Jordan could honk his horn. "All right you've seen enough, go on get out of here show's over, GO!" Twilight said, they did what she said, since she was Princess Celestia faithful student. Jordan ignored what just happened, and at last he drove off to Sweet Apple Acres, with Twlight in the front seat, and Spike in the back seat. //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 2 Meeting Applejack //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 2 Meeting Applejack Jordan had his iPhone plugged in his Kenwood radio, and listening to Evil Woman by Electric Light Orchestra, Twilight and Spike were listening closely to this music that was playing. When they heard the synthesizer in the song, Twilight got puzzeled by these types of instuments humans play. "What was that cool instrument?" Spike asked "It's called a synthesizer." "A What?" Twilight and Spike asked "A synthesizer, it's like a piano, only it's an electric one that makes cool sound effects for music. These bands I listen to are from the 70's and 80's, and whenever they wrote a song, they always used a synthesizer to add rythm to the beats." "Wow Jordan, I didn't realize humans were so imaginative." Twilight said. "Okay, you see that dirt road on the right?" "Yes." "Turn onto that road, and make the the first left. Sweet Apple Acres will be at the end of it." XXXXXXXXXXXX Meanwhile, Applejack had just exited the barn after unloading her early morning apples, she looked up at the sky and saw that it was getting very cloudy. As she was just about to go back inside her house, she heard the crunch of tires and seeing headlights coming at her, she gave a wide eyed look at this thing. "What in tarnation, is that thing?" She asked herself, it finally stopped. Jordan turned off the engine and lights. When Applejack saw the passenger doors open, Twilight and Spike hopped out. "Hey AJ." "Oh uh, hey Twi' would ya' min' tellin' me what that there thing is?" "Oh Spike and I have made a new friend, he operates this thing himself. He brought us here." "Okay, who's he?" Applejack then heard the drivers door open, and Jordan popped out, Applejack then turned her attention to him. "Uh, Howdy, stranger." Applejack said "Uh, hi, you must be Applejack, Twilight was telling me about you and your great recipes. I'm Jordan Walters." "Uh, nice ta' meet ya' Jordan." "Thank you, so what's the closest thing you've got for breakfast?" Applejack pulled a wagon full of apple related dishes for breakfast, Jordan gave a surprised look. "I've got Apple fritters, apple dumplings, apple pie, apple tarts, apple cider, apple juice, apple strudels, apple dansihes..." "Apple Everything!" Jordan said "I've never seen an animal that was that much into fruits." "That why we're called 'Sweet Apple Acres'" Applejack then pulled the wagon inside, she then let Jordan, Twilight, and Spike in for breakfast, just as a morning rain was starting to fall. While they were inside eating fritters and drinking cider, Twilight asked Jordan how he got here. When he was finished Twilight and Applejack stood in shock, while Spike was clapping. "Okay so you were going to this land of 'Michigan', you pulled off, filled your car up with this 'gas', went back on the road, a flash of light blinded you, and now you here?" Applejack asked "Eeyup that's my story." Jordan said Jordan has finished his last fritter. "Will this cost me?" He asked "Don't worry Jordan ah' won't charge you a thing." Applejack said "Thanks, Applejack, at least your saving me some dollars." Jordan said "What's a 'dollar?'" Spike asked Jordan reached into his pocket, got out his wallet, and pulled out a 1 dollar bill, a 5 dollar bill, a 10 dollar bill, a 20 dollar bill, a 50 dollar bill, and a 100 dollar bill. "We humans use these as money for buying things, we also use coins, or bits as you call 'em." Jordan then pulled out a penny, nickel, dime, and quarter. "Who's faces are on those things?" Twilight asked "Rulers and very famous people in America, What's your ruler's name?" "Princess Celestia." Twilight said "Who's your princess?" "We don't have a princess, we have someone called a President. He's basically Ruler of America, If your Princess came to my country, I would love to let her talk with him." "Well does Princess Celestia and Luna raise your sun and moon?" Spike asked "No, we have someone we call God, he controls our sun, moon, and weather. We humans worship Him too." "Sounds like you've got a nice place to be." Twilight said. TO BE CONTINUED.............. //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 3: The Rest of the Gang //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 3: The Rest of the Gang Jordan, Applejack, Twilight, and Spike had just finished up their breakfast. Unfortunately, Twilight still wanted to learn about America. Just as he was about to teach them, the other four ponies came in to see this human. "So, Twilight, this is the human you've been talking about?" asked a blue, rainbow colored, pegasus, named Rainbow Dash. "Yes, he looks, absolutely, astounding." said a white unicorn named Rarity "Ummmmm.....uhhhhh......He's.....nice..." Said a yellow pegasus named Fluttershy "Whoo hoo, party human, party human!!!!!!!!!!!" Said a wild, pink pony, named Pinkie Pie, bouncing around. "And what's that metal thing outside with the four wheels, we've never seen it before, nor this 'Ohio' place." Rainbow Dash said. Twilight helped Jordan out so he wouldn't have to repeat what he told her and Applejack. "It's called a car, it's something humans use for transporation from one place to another, and Ohio is a state in America." "Amerwhat?!" Pinkie Pie asked "America. It's a different country where he's from, he came here last night, because of a spell malfunction, that I accidentaly did." "Well, Twilight, before these four idiots interrupted me, I was fixing to go back to my car and get my map of America, so I would teach ya'll. But since you've got company I guess I'm out of here." "No, Jordan, stay." Twilight said Jordan went back to his car, went into the glove compartment, and pulled out an atlas. He went back inside and showed them a picture of all 50 United States. Twilight got so curious. "Jordan, take me back to my library in your car, I wanna do some research on your country." "Hey, take us all for a ride in it. Can I take it to Cloudsdale?" Rainbow Dash asked "Sorry, Rainbow Dash, but only I can control it and it doesn't fly. Besides, you and Fluttershy have wings, you and her can just fly over there, and me and the others will meet you there. Spike this time your sitting in Twilight's lap in the front seat. Because I need to make room for the girls." "Okay, plan settled, Jordan, get me and my friends to my library." Everybody hopped in, while Jordan fastened their seatbelts. Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie were sitting in the backseat. While Twilight was sitting once again in the front seat but with Spike sitting in her lap. Which didn't seem to appreciate him, because Twilight had him wrapped in her arms, and kept giving him baby looks. "Twilight please quit doing that." Spike said , "Why, I thought my Spikey-Wikey woved widing on me." Twilight cooed, rubbing his head. Jordan blew a raspberry and started the car, his tank was still on full. So he had more than enough gas, to cover him not to mention two emergency gas containers. His iPhone started to play Monster by Skillet, as he drove off with the four ponies, Pinkie Pie started singing the lyrics. "I feel it deep within." "It's just beneath the skin." "I must confess that I feel like a monster." "I hate what I've become." "The nightmare's just begun." "I must confess that I feel like a monster." "Twilight, does she have to sing like an idiot? tell her to to shut up." Jordan said "Okay Pinkie Pie, please keep it down, he's trying to concentrate." Twilight ordered Pinkie Pie ignored him and just kept on singing, Jordan then jerked the steering wheel, and almost hit a tree, he then slammed on the brakes, and stared at Pinkie Pie angrily. "PINKIE PIE, SHUT UP, OR YOUR WALKING TO THE LIBRARY!!!!!!!!" This got her to be quiet, but Rarity, Applejack, and Twilight looked at him, disgusted. "Hey, don't lose sleep, I warned her." "Watch that there mouth of yours." Applejack said "Applejack I'm 21 years old, I don't take orders from you or anybody else, secondly you're not my mother." "Okay first off it's 'anypony', second AJ's right, Jordan, you really need to watch what you say." "I'm from another country, we humans use a different version of English grammar, so I'll say whatever I want." Jordan said with less force. ======================= Later that morning, they finally reached Twilight's library, only to find that there were royal guards standing at the entrance. "Jordan, stop here." Twilight said, she then hopped out and walked up to the guards, gently. "Princess Celestia is in there waiting for me, isn't she?" Twlight said "m-hmm." One of the guards murmured, Twilight then used her magic to open the door, when she did she found Celestia and Luna glowering at her with anxious looks. "Twilight, my faithful student, you made a new friend and you never told me?" "Yes, my master." Twilight said, bowing her head in respect. "Well what are you waiting for bring him in here." Celestia ordered Twilight walked back outside to get Jordan, Jordan rolled down his window. "Jordan, I need you to come inside with me, the Princess wants to see you." "Okay." Jordan parked his car and walked inside with the others. When he entered the library, Princess Celestia was there with a greetful look. While Jordan walked to her. "Princess Celestia, you're taller than I expected." Jordan said //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 4: Jordan's bad past/CMC attack //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 4: Jordan's bad past/CMC attack Princess Celestia, Luna, Jordan, and the others were sitting at a table sipping tea, as Jordan was sipping his, Princess Celestia asked "Jordan why don't you tell us about your life." Jordan put his tea cup on the saucer and started to tell about his life. "I was born in Chicago, Illinois, during my first few years in school I was always a happy kid, I had good friends, my parents loved me. It was a wonderful life, but when we moved to Cleveland, that started to change. My mom's new job started to stress her out so badly, that she would always be going out to bars after midnight on weekends and drink herself to death. And she would also always snort a dangerous drug we humans call methamphetamine 'meth' for short" "Why would your mother be doing something dangerous for her own self?" Princess Luna asked "Well, because she thought that alcohol and meth would make her forget about her weeks at work, but all it was doing was messing up her life and my relationship with her and my Dad." "Anyway, I was overshocked to see her start arguing with my dad everytime she came home from the bars. It would go on and off, day and night, night and day. I just couldn't take it, what with her alcohol and meth addictions n' all. Well about a week after I turned 7, my mom got into a severe argument with my dad, an arguement over a stupid clob of money that my dad worked to earn, but she thought he stole it. My dad told her to get out of the house, but them my mom lost her temper, pulled out a fork, and stabbed my dad to death." Princess Celestia and Luna gasped in horror, Luna wrapped herself around Celestia. "After she murdered my dad, she saw me trying to escape the house. I did make it outside, but she chased after me with the blood covered knife, I managed to make it to the police station, where police were able to find her and arrest her, and she's been in prison ever since, she got sentenced to life." Princess Celestia then asked "Was all of your family like that?" Jordan replied "No." Jordan started to tear up "(sniff) I've never gotten this much in my life." Finally tears started streaming down his face. "Nobody's ever been kind to me like this, you all have brought joy into my heart for the first time in years, that's all I could ever ask for, I was always being abused, mistreated, and neglected, that's all that's ever happened to me." Finally he started to cry, Twilight and the others suddenly realized that the reason why he was being mean and calling them bad words wasn't because he was a bully, but deep down it was actually a cry for friendship and affection, something he hadn't gotten in years. Twilight walked up to Jordan and put her hoof on his shoulder. "Jordan, I didn't realize you had a bad childhood, we would never do anything horrible like that to you, here in Ponyville, we always learn about the Magic of Friendship, we would love to be your friends too." The main 5 and the princesses nodded their heads. "But you all are ponies, I'm wanting human friends." Jordan suddenly took bases to realize that he was going to be stuck in Equestria for a long time. He sighed "Until, I can find a way back to my world, I would love to have friends." "Hey, Jordan mind showing us your cutie mark?" Rainbow Dash asked "My What?!" Jordan asked surprisingly "Your cutie mark." Rainbow Dash said "Yeah show us your cutie mark." Twilight said, she and the others showed Jordan what they were talking about, the symbols on their flanks, something snapped in his head. "I've got something similar to a cutie mark but it's not on my flank, it's on my arm, wanna see?" "YEAH!!!!!!!" They all said, Jordan pulled his right sleeve up and showed them a tattoo of the cross where Jesus died. "What is that?" Twilight asked "Yeah, that there is the most diabolical cutie mark ah've ever seen in mah' life." Applejack said "It's called a cross." Jordan said "It represents my religion and my faith." On the other hand his bladder was at the point to where he had to tinkle. "If you all don't mind I'll be right back this will not be but a minute." "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HUMAN CATCHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said three wild fillies by the names of Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom, they had made it inside the library by busting down the door and breaking the windows "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jordan screamed, everypony in the back room where he was just at heard him screaming and they saw him being attacked by the wild fillies "Strip him of everything he's got, it will help us get our cutie marks." Sweetie Belle said "Let's get this son of a buck!" Applebloom said "APPLEBLOOM!!!!"  Applejack screamed, Applebloom stopped what she was doing, gulped, and turned around to see Applejack and the others staring at her and her friends furiously, even Twilight, Spike, Jordan, and the Princesses were angered with them. Reason being: They had trashed and wrecked Twilight's library. Jordan got up and joined the angered ponies. "Yer in big trouble young lady!" Applejack said "But Applejack........" Applebloom whined "No buts!" Applejack ordered "We were just giving this guy a special greeting." Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo said "Special greeting, that's what you call, smashing down the door,  breaking the windows, knocking books off shelves, and attacking me like I'm some kind of a wild animal?!" Jordan said The girls tried to escape but Applejack and Rarity grabbed their sisters by their tails, while Rainbow Dash went for Scootaloo. //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 6: A Time to Chill and Relax //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 6: A Time to Chill and Relax It had been only 15 hours since Jordan had been brought into Equestria, Princess Celestia and Luna were just about to leave to go back to Canterlot, but before they could depart Princess Celestia gave Jordan and the mane six an envelope. "What's this?" Jordan asked "It's an invitation." Princess Celestia said "An invitation to the Summer Sunshine Gala next weekend. You are invited as well as you all my little ponies. And Jordan if I recall correctly, you obviously don't know what this is. It's a ball party that we do in Canterlot to celebrate the beginning of summer. Where something nice." "Don't worry your grace." Jordan said "I've got something nice and well put up to chart for that." "It was a pleasure meeting you Jordan, see you next week." Princess Celestia said, and with that, they were on the carriage back to Canterlot. After they had left, the other main 5 left as well to head back to their proper places and to prepare for next weekend. Twilight decided to let Jordan stay with her and Spike until further notice. She had set up a bed for him in the back room. "Twilight, you don't mind if I bring my stuff in here do you?" Jordan said "Not at all." Twilight said Jordan went back to his car, which was parked behind the library, and got out his bags. Once he got back inside he went to the back bedroom and put his bag on the bed. Once he got his bag and settled in he went back to his car, went under the passenger seat and pulled out a box of Romeo & Julieta Bully cigars, and took his lighter out. Everytime he went on a trip he always took a box of cigars with him. He managed to sneak past Twilight and to his room. He put the cigar box on the stand by his bed, opened it and pulled out one. He poked a hole in the back of the cigar, put it in his pocket, and walked up to the balcony along with his iphone and his charging dock that he packed. Once he reached the door that lead to the balcony, he found Twilight and Spike already up there chillin', he then opened the door. "Twilight, can I..." Jordan was about to ask, but Twilight already knew what he was going to to ask. "Yes Jordan, you can relax with us." Twilight said Jordan pulled up a tanning chair and sat next to Twilight, Spike was lying down beside her. Jordan then reached into his pocket and pulled out his cigar. "What's that thing in your hand?" Twilight asked "It's a cigar it's something humans use to smoke, along with other types called cigarettes and pipes." "Cool, I can smoke too." Spike said, blowing out a puff of his green fire. Jordan slapped a hand on his face in annoyance. "No duh, Spike, you're a dragon for the love of pete." Jordan said, he then put his cigar in his mouth took out his lighter, lit it, and started puffing. Once he blew out the first whisp of tobacco smoke, the first question that came to his mind was this. "So what's gonna happen at this Summer Sun Gala place Celestia spoke of?" Twilight looked at him curiously "Jordan, didnt you listen to her, it's to celebrate the beginning of summer." "Really." Jordan said "Back in America, we never celebrate the beginning of seasons, but we do have federal holidays, like for example there is one called Independence Day a.k.a the 4th of July." "Why is this 4th of July holiday so important to America?" Twilight asked "Well, because, it was the exact day on July 4, 1776 that a document called the Declaration of Independence signed by the third President of the United States, Thomas Jefferson, was put into place that America would be free of a country called England. Because England was power mad and was performing taxation without representation. So Independence Day is basically the day to celebrate that time we were set free from England. But most people mistake it as America's birthday." Jordan took another puff on his cigar. "Wow Jordan." Twilight said "You're a smart one." "Thank you, T'" Jordan said, turning on his iphone that was plugged into his dock, it now started to play Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynrd. Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYg2KKpcduE) "Well, Jordan, what are you gonna dress in?" Twilight asked "Actually, come to think of it, I don't have anything, to dress in, but if I'm not mistaking, Rarity is answer for that isn't she?" "Yes she is, how did you know?" Twilight asked "I have my way of guessing." Jordan said, taking another puff on his cigar. //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 7: A Severe Storm //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 7: A Severe Storm It was day two for Jordan as he was starting to get use to Equestria, it was still at least ten days until the Summer Sun Gala in Canterlot, since Princess Celestia had invited him. He knew he was going to have to go to Rarity's boutique for choices. He drove down to Carousel Boutique, when he parked his car he found Twilight and the others already there for the same thing, it was getting cloudy and about to poor down rain, quickly, he opened is car door, put on his long brown raincoat and joined them inside. Once inside, Rarity was already in the lobby waiting for them, she showed her friends robes and flower crowns that she made for them, but she completely forgot Jordan was invited. "Oh, Jordan, I am so sorry, darling, I complete forgot about you!" Rarity nudged him over to the fassion stand. "Here let me take some measurements." On the other hand, Jordan managed to step on the stand, and found himself looking at his reflection from three different angeled mirrors. His waist was at a 32-36 inch measurement, and his shirt size was an adult XL. "I think I've got just the thing for you." Rarity said, "Wait right here." While Jordan was waiting, Twilight saw that he was giving a half-happy face. "Hey, Jordan, what's the matter?" Twilight asked Jordan chuckled and said "It's just that, I haven't dressed for anything since my brother's wedding. It's been nearly four years." "You have a married brother too?!" Twilight asked, surprisingly. "Yes I have a marr-" Jordan paused by what Twilight just said "What do you mean 'too?'" "I have a brother as well, his name his Shining Armor,  and he's married to my former foalsitter Princess Cadence, she is the Princess of Love, and Princess Celestia's niece. What's your brother's name?" "My brother's name is Andy T. Walters, and his wife, who sold me her jewelry store, her name is Jessica, she is my sister-in-law, and about a month ago she gave birth to my niece, Andrea Kathleen Walters." Jordan pulled out his phone and showed Twilight and the others a picture of his baby niece. Everpony ooed, awwed, and cooed at it, well everypony except Twilight, who was now a little on the jealous side, cause now she wanted to be an aunt. Jordan tapped Twilight on the back and calmed her down, by saying "Don't worry T, you'll get your chance." "So Jordan darling, what were you telling everypony here?" Rarity asked, Jordan told her her everything about his brother being married and being an uncle and everything, He then looked out the window and saw that the thunderstorm clouds were getting even darker, and the rain started falling even harder. Suddenly the power went out, Rarity and the others started screaming in terror, luckily Jordan had a flashback of the last time he went through a power outage becuase of a severe storm. **FLASHBACK** 11-year-old Jordan and his friends were at a sleepover birthday party for his now 12-year-old friend Ethan Howard, Cleveland was issued under a severe thunderstorm warning, thus Ethan's divorced mother had WEWS Channel 5 on the televison, it was raining heavily outside, the streets and most highways were flooded and lightning was flashing outside like dozens of camera men taking pictures, one lightning bolt struck a telephone pole on the edge of the street, causing a transformer to explode. Outside sparks blew from the transformer, and thus, two lines snapped from the poles, causing the power to go out, everybody, including Jordan, was screaming in terror, Ethan's mother gathered all the boys around, and sung them a tune on her guitar. The whole time she was singing, the boys were finally calm enough and starting singing with her, but the rain was still pouring heavily outside, Jordan now knew what to to if this ever happened again. **END OF FLASHBACK** Rarity and the others were still screaming, Jordan looked over and saw that Rarity strangely kept an old acoustic guitar, it would be strange for a unicorn to be playing something that required fingers. "Huh maybe she uses magic to play it." he thought. By this time, Sweetie Belle was joining them, sitting beside Rarity screaming with them as well. Jordan sat back down with the guitar in his hand, and started singing to them once again. Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzooFcy6Za4) //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 9: Breakfast //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 9: Breakfast It was day 2 1/2 for Jordan as he was still in Equestria, Twilight still couldn't find a way to get him back to Ohio, so he had no choice but to accept staying where he was. Anyway, he got up out of his bed, and put on fresh jeans a blue long sleeve shirt, and put a red button plaid shirt over it, and buttoned it up. When Jordan got out of his bedroom he went upstairs to see if Twilight and Spike were still awake. He crept up to their beds and saw that they were still asleep. Jordan looked at his wristwatch and saw that it was 5:00 in the morning, usually this would be the time in Cleveland, since Ohio is in the Eastern Time Zone. Jordan quietly crept back downstairs and went back to his bedroom. He put on his socks and shoes, got his Bible from the nightstand, and headed to the dark living room, it was still nearly an hour before Princess Celestia had to raise the sun, so Jordan lit a lantern lamp, laid back on the couch, and opened up his Bible to read his morning Scriptures. He decided to listen to some Christian music, so he put his earphones into his iphone, and listened to Steven Curtis Chapman's "Great Expectations": Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLKrxg1QDng) Jordan had his Bible turned to the Gospel of Matthew, to where he was quoting silently. Suddenly he heard hoofsteps trotting down the stairs. To his surprise, it was none other than Twilight, who had seen the reflection of the lit lantern from upstairs. Twilight was trotting downstairs and saw Jordan reading his Bible, Twilight was so fond of it. "Hey Jordan, what you doing up so early?" Twilight asked "I always wake up at 5 in the morning." Jordan said "This is usually the time that my actual work day starts, I told you back at Rarity's place that I own a Jewelry store in Cleveland, but I closed it for a couple of months to take a vacation, but since I'm here in Equestria this is my vacation." "Hey, Jordan, don't you ever close that book?" Twilight asked, Jordan closed it and gave a sly yet playful look, as if he was going to do something fun to Twilight. "Oh getting nosy, are we?" He said. Twilight wouldn't scare, instead she just giggled. "Well, Twilight, anyway, I was wondering if maybe you can invite the other 5 and probably the princesses over here too, 'cause I'm making breakfast for us this morning." "Really?" Twilight asked, "What are you gonna make?" "Well if you have the mixtures for it, I plan to make chocolate chip pancakes. I thought you and others might want to try some human food." Twilight stuck her tongue out because it sounded delicious, Twilight went into her kitchen and saw that she did have pancake mix and a bag of chocolate chips. She then walked back to Jordan who was still listening to his music. "Jordan I do have what you're looking for." "Thanks T, mind calling everybody here?" "Sure, I'll be right back." Twilight rushed back upstairs to wake Spike up. "Spike wake up wake up, I need you to take a letter." Spike ignored her and fell back to sleep again. "SPIKE WAKE UP NOW!!!!!!!" Twilight yelled, finally Spike woke up and walked over to the desk where the scroll papers, quill, and ink jar were waiting, Twilight said in the letter: "Dear Princess Celestia, Jordan is inviting you and Luna over here to my library for breakfast this morning, he is making something called chocolate chip pancakes." Spike rolled up the scroll and blew it away with his green fire to Canterlot. ____________________________________________________________________________ Later that morning the first ones to arrive were Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. The walked inside the library, and saw Twilight on the couch doing her morning studies, suddenly they smelled something good cooking in the kitchen. "Hi Twilight, is Jordan cooking those 'chocolate chip pancakes, he told us about?" Celestia asked "You bet he is, he got started on them, a minute ago he's making four for each of us." Twilight said "Well, if he's making four for each of us, will that include me?" Spike asked "Sure, if that doesn't include eating gems!" Jordan said from the kitchen. Spike thought he was going to put gems into his pancakes and ran towards the kitchen, Jordan looked over and saw that Spike was looking for something. "Hey Spike, what's the search party for?" Jordan asked "You're gonna put gems on my pancakes." "No I'm not, your getting yours cooked just like everybody else's, Chocolate chip. Now Spike, I know you're a dragon, but sooner or later, you're gonna have to face facts that there are other things to eat around here besides gems." Jordan said, Spike huffed. Meanwhile Jordan came out to say "Hi" "Hey Celestia hey Luna." Jordan said politely. Celestia was very grateful to say it back to him "Good morning Jordan, we have been expecting you." Luna said. "Well I can see that since I am going to be your honored guest next weekend." Jordan said. "The pancakes won't be ready for another hour, and I plan to cook for everybody else when they get here. Feel free to grab a drink out of my cooler." Jordan said, pointing to his red cooler full of drinks. Twilight used her magic to open it up what she saw in there didn't amuse her. It had cans of Coca Cola, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, and Dasani Water. "Hey Jordan, what kind of drinks are these?" Spike asked "They have weird names." "Their soft drinks, soda. Try one, you'll love it." Jordan said from the kitchen. //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 10: Breakfast Part II //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 10: Breakfast Part II It was nearing 7:30 in the morning, Jordan was still in the kitchen cooking up his chocolate chip pancakes for everypony in the group including the princesses. Meanwhile the other five had just came back due to the invitations Jordan and Twilight had given to them. Applejack had brought a plate of apple fritters to go along with Jordan's share of breakfast. Meanwhile in the kitchen Jordan was already cooking up the last batch of pancakes, that's when Rainbow Dash dove into the kitchen. "Hey Jordan, can we eat already, I'm starving." she said, impatiently Jordan was starting grow annoyed by her, and said, through clenched teeth, "Rainbow Dash, it is almost done, so please go, before I lose my temper." Rainbow Dash flinched in fear, and left. Jordan had managed to flip the last pancake onto the plate. Jordan had cooked them to perfection, even a taste test proved they were good. And after, he was out the kitchen door, 40 pancakes cooked and fresh from the stove, along with a bottle of syrup. "Okay, come and get it." He said, putting the pancakes down, they were surprised to find he cooked a big stack of them. Jordan gave a nervous laugh, "I know this is a lot but uh, I cooked 40 of them, because there will be four for each of you." Jordan started stacking four pancakes on their plates, Applejack took a whiff at it, it smelled good. Soon after everypony was digging in to their fresh pancakes, while they were eating something came to Jordan's mind, "Celestia, can I ask you a favor?" "Of course dear, anything." She said in her gentle tone. "Well, since you have appointed me as your honored guest for next weekend, will you make sure everybody there doesn't spaz or freak out when they see me? because I don't want them to jump to conclusions just because they've never seen a human before." "Of course, Jordan," Celestia said "I'd be more than happy to keep things under control for you." "Thank you, Princess, I wish we humans had you for President." Jordan said, this got her confused. "What's a President?" she asked "The person that runs my country, but he's not doing a good job of it, he's wrecking our economy, putting out programs that we don't need, aborting babies, he won't stop, he's killing America, and he has a funny name too, you wanna hear it?" "Hey funny is my middle name?" Pinkie Pie said "I thought your middle name was Diane." Twilight said, Jordan figured that she probably had Asperger's "It's an expression silly, it means I like it a lot. Anyway Jordan let's hear his name." Jordan snickered, "Barack Obama, isn't that funny?" Everypony started laughing, since they had never heard of such a funny name, even Jordan and the princesses were laughing. "Who's going to give thou such a funny name?" Luna asked "Yeah even when you say it, barackbarackbarack...." Pinkie Pie said annoyingly. "ALL RIGHT ALREADY!!!!!!" everybody said to her. "Anyway, he wants America runned under government control, and that is not how America was made to stand for." "Well, he should be ashamed of himself." Celestia said "Yeah, I agree, now come on everybody, let's finish these pancakes." "Everypony, Jordan." Twilight said correcting him for the 100th time, Jordan was getting so tired of this, that he through his fork on the table and pounded his fist. "TWILIGHT, YOU SON OF A BITCH, SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT CORRECTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everypony stood there, mouth agape over what he just said, Jordan was too upset, so he walked outside, slamming the door behind him. Everypony then turned to Twilight, "What, He has to say it." "Twilight Sparkle," Celestia said interrupting her, "You have to understand the fact that he is not from here, so if he wants to say it his way, let him." Twilight sighed and went outside to apologize to him. //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 12: The Gala //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 12: The Gala Jordan and the mane six were riding in a train that was heading straight for Canterlot, the mane six were wearing gala dresses, their mains were curled up and were wearing the flower crowns that they wore at Shining Armor's wedding on their heads, Spike was wearing his regular tuxedo, Jordan was wearing his, had all his hair neatly combed and put up in a ponytail, he had the smell of axe cologne on him, and his bear and mustache was trimmed into a go-t. Suddenly, background music started playing and the first one to sing was Jordan. Jordan Summer really is a bunch of fun for us all to spend in the good hot sun. But we cannot waste this really good thing that's why we're going to this gala...... All That's why we're going. Twilight To celebrate. All That's why we're going. Pinkie Pie The beginning of summer. All That's why we're going Jordan and the mane six We're gonna love it without compromise, as the fun in the sun draws near, that's why we're going. Twilight There are so many things that we can do everything there for me and you. But it's not just about fun and games there is more than that at the gala. All That's why we're going Applejack To celebrate All That's why we're going Spike The beginning of summer All That's why we're going Jordan and the mane six We're gonna love it without compromise, as the fun in the sun draws near, as the fun in the sun draws near Jordan Ohohoo, as the fun in the sun draws near..... All That's why we're going...... As their song ended, they heard the train hissing steam, Twilight looked out the window and saw they had reached the platform. "Canterlot station." The conductor said, everypony, including Jordan exited the train and let the boarding ponies get on, they departed the train platform and headed straight for the castle, there was a massive crowd of ponies standing on each side, and on the other end of the road were the Princesses and the Captain of the Royal Guards, Shining Armor. As the crowd saw Jordan, they bowed down to him, the puzzled him so much, that he tapped Twilight with his finger. "Hey, Twilight, why is everypony bowing to me?" He whispered "You're the honored guest remember?" Twilight said Oh, yeah." They soon approached the princesses, As Celestia and Luna walked up to Jordan, Shining Armor and Cadence started doing the same thing to Twilight. "Ah, our honored guest." Celestia said as she and Luna hugged him with greatulness, Celestia levitated some kind of a stop sign shaped key. "What's this your highness?" Jordan asked "A key, we are counting on you to open the doors." Luna said Jordan slowly walked up towards the locked doors and adjusted the key in the correct position, once the doors were unlocked, her turned back at the crowd of ponies. "ARE YOU ALL READY TO ROCK TONIGHT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jordan screamed at the crowd they all cheered for Jordan and with that he opened the doors, and everypony including him ran inside, soon the entire castle was cluttered with earth ponies, unicorns, and Pegasus. As everypony cheered as they walked in being the last one to walk in, Jordan was just about to enter the party himself, when suddenly, Twilight walked up to him, stood on two legs, wrapped her forelegs around him, and kissed him on his lips, Jordan returned the kiss. _______________________________________________________ Inside the party Twilight was chatting with her friends while Jordan was saying hi to ponies. His right hand was tucked in his pocket, while his left hand was clenching a cup of punch, as he was sipping his drink and enjoying himself, he felt a large hoof tapping behind him, making him accidentally drop his punch. "Damn!" He said, Jordan turned around to see who tapped him. It was a while stallion unicorn with a blue main and tail, and was wearing a red army uniform shirt, and was wearing a crisscross sash on his chest, and beside him was a pink alicorn with a small gold necklace, a small gold crown, and was wearing a light blue gala dress. Jordan snickered, "Ain't it a surprise to carry a drink, have somepony tap your back, and make you spill it. Compare to you, other parties I've been to were a joy." "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you." The white stallion said "It's okay man, I can get a refill." "So your the human that's been staying with Twilight?" he asked "Yes." "Jordan Waters, right?" "Walters." "I'm Shining Armor, I'm her older brother. This is my wife Cadence." "I've heard a lot about you Shining, Twilight told me that your the Captain of the Royal Guards." "Yes, I sure am." "Well, anyway, uh, what about you Cadence, how are you related to Twilight?" "I used to be her foalsitter." "Don't you mean 'babysitter'?" Jordan asked "No I was her foalsitter. Why did you say it like that?" Cadence asked "Well, it's just that, on my world we call them 'babysitters'." "Huh, I never thought of it that way." Cadence said "Well, Twilight also told me about your life, I'm really sorry." "Yup, my dad's dead, and my mom is in prison, but the thing is after she got arrested I lived with my grandmother until I was 13, but she went hostile on me, so my brother took me in about three months later, and then about two weeks later he married my old babysitter, just like you Cadence, her name is Jessica Chelsea Fletcher Walters, and you all are going to be jealous of me here in a few minutes." Jordan pulled out his iPhone, and showed Cadence and Shining Armor a picture of his married brother and his newborn niece Andrea, Cadence was now huffing, like Twilight did when he showed her, but Shining Armor didn't care, because he knew that soon he and Cadence were going to have  a child. Shining Armor walked over to his wife, "Don't worry honey, we'll have a filly or a colt soon, I promise." Shining Armor kissed her on her lips to calm her down. "Sorry, if I got stuck up." Jordan said "It's okay Jordan." "Well anyway how long have you all been married?" Jordan said "Only two weeks." Shining Armor answered "A little early ain't it?" Jordan said "You know Shining, your sister sure is obsessed with books and magic, because she said I was brought here because of it." Jordan said "That she is. How long have you been here?" Shining Armor asked "Almost two weeks now." Jordan thought of this, had they really not been married that long? "Well, how big was your wedding, I mean how many ponies showed up?" Jordan asked "Well, it was a royal wedding, so I would say about 2,300 ponies showed up." "Well consider that....." Suddenly, a flash of green light appeared, and a group of evil looking insect-like ponies swarmed the party, blocking the exits and blowing out all the power. That's when a loud evil laugh was heard, and a dark figure formed in the swirl of green light. "hAs aNypOnY sEeN ThIs hUmAn, i wIsH To sPeAk tO hIm!!!!!!!!!!!!" said her voice it had an upward-downward kind of tone. The figure came out and it was a big insect-like pony with holes in it's hooves, torn up moth wings, a scraggly looking unicorn horn, She also had what appeared to be fangs in her teeth, and she was smiling evilly at the crowd. "SteP Up, hUmAn!!!!!!!!!" She said aloud, Jordan knew whom she was talking about and walked up to her, he could tell she was not a good guy, and showed her an angered look, he then pulled out a 9mm handgun and pointed it at her. "What brings you to these parts, insect?!" He asked through clenched teeth, she just stared at him with her evil smile. Jordan then pressed his gun on her chest, "I don't have all day moth girl, I will blow your wings off if you don't talk." Finally she managed to speak up, "I am Queen Chrysalis, leader of the changeling army, and I have something to show you, that you may not be able to do to stop." Chrysalis then lit up her horn and showed some kind of a magical screen, and on it showed most of her changeling army haven taken over what appeared to be his land of America. Jordan was outraged, along with the mane six and the princesses. "My changeling army has taken over your land of America, we have your leader hostage. I vow to take over and make your kind my slaves. Oh and one other thing..." Her magical screen then moved to show two changelings torturing his brother, while the other one was grappling his niece tightly refusing to let go. Jordan ran up to Chrysalis and punched her in the snout, "You let my family go, this instant!" Jordan said, Chrysalis chuckled wickedly, "Never, I am the ruler of your world now, and there is nothing you ponies can do to stop me now!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She said aloud, she then vanished in a puddle of smoke. Princess Celestia and Luna were flabbergasted about this, how did she and her changeling army even manage to reach the human world, the same question wandered in Jordan's mind, suddenly, two guards from the Crystal Empire flew down to the middle of the field to inform Princess Cadence and Shining Armor about some grave news. "Queen Chrysalis has stolen the Crystal heart, she vows to use it to gain power!!!!!!!" Princess Celestia was outraged, "How did she even manage to get her filthy hooves on it, you all guard that thing heavily." "We don't know, your highness, but what we do know is that she took it to a land called America, and now she's using the power from the heart to make his species," He was referring to Jordan "Her slaves." This caused Jordan to drop his cup in horror, he wanted to know who Chrysalis was, he turned his attention towards Celestia. "Who is Chrysalis?" "She is half alicorn-half insect and leader of a group of changelings, about two weeks ago, she had managed to secretly enter Canterlot, even when Shining Armor managed to put a magic force field around the city. Once she was in, she disguised herself as my niece and brainwashed us all into thinking she was Cadence, the only one that knew about this was Twilight, she tried to warn us that she was Chrysalis, but we didn't believe her and rejected her. But she soon morphed back into her old self after Twilight barged in the wedding with the real Cadence, I tried to defeat her but she was way too powerful and thus I was defeated, but Cadence and Shining Armor used the power of their love to defeat her and her army and we managed to send her off to faraway places unknown, but now I think that she is vowing revenge, and is doing it by taking over your country." Jordan was furious, "YOU MOTH WINGED ASSHOLE, WE WILL GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jordan was vowing on stopping her, Celestia knew that Jordan was determined and stood alongside her sister with the crowd. "Jordan, I am placing you in charge of this mission, you tell us what to do, and we will help you do it." //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 13: America Saved //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 13: America Saved Everybody, including Jordan, was sitting inside the throne room, strategizing what they were going to do to stop Chrysalis from destroying America, save his family, and return the heart to the Crystal Empire, Jordan was showing them a way inside the Pentagon, where Changelings were guarding the room that had the crystal heart, which was giving Chrysalis even more power to take over a country. "Okay Shining Armor, Spike, Twilight, and I will take the Pentagon, from what I know, My best guess is that she has the crystal heart locked up in the top secret weaponry room in there. Princess Celestia, you, Luna, and Cadance will lead the branches of the U.S. Army into battle, defeat as many changelings as you can, do not let them morph into your bodies, kill them before they can get the chance. Applejack, you, Pinkie Pie, and the others will have to somehow draw away the changelings that are guarding the room where the crystal heart is and free the President and Vice President. Oh one more thing, Shining assemble your guards, we're gonna need all the help we can get." Soon they were all ready and stepped into the portal that Chrysalis came out of earlier, Celestia, Luna, and Cadance used their magic to expand it, and it opened it up again, soon they stepped in, with Jordan saying to them, "OKAY WE'RE GONNA RESCUE THE PRESIDENT, WE'RE GONNA DEFEAT CHRYSALIS, WE'RE GONNA SAVE AMERICA, AND WE'RE GONNA DYE TRYING, NOW LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They flew up into the portal as the crowd of ponies watching them applauded for their braveness. The portal suddenly poofed away and they now found themselves in a now destroyed America, cars were damaged and on fire, buildings were collapsed, and changelings were snatching humans and enslaving them, Jordan suddenly made another shocking discovery, Chrysalis had renamed America, "Chrysalia", which meant she had not only overthrew America, but stole it too. And from a good view where they were standing, the now enslaved humans were building statues and building things with her face and body on them, stuff that wasn't supposed to be there. The last bad thing they saw was she had killed a bunch of innocent people for refusing to collaborate with her to building her own fortresses. Because there were a bunch of dead bodies streaming the devastated streets. "Oh it doesn't look good." Rarity said in tears, "How could she be so cruel to these humans?" "Jordan, this is a battle ah' do not think that we can win." Applejack said "It's hopeless!" Said Fluttershy "Yeah, why did she have to do this?!" Spike said in tears, Twilight picked him up and hugged him in comfort. "We can't let them stop us, Celestia, go with Luna and Cadence and round up as much soldiers as you can get, I'll give you this radio so that we can communicate, have the soldiers open fire from the rooftops with the snipers, that'll keep these outside changelings busy. Twilight, Shining, Spike, change of plans, before we get that heart, we free these slaves before something bad happens to them. I will not let madam moth head take what doesn't belong to her, now come on let's free these slaves and get them to join us in battle, I vow to take back America." Jordan, Shining Armor, Twilight, and Spike fled down to free the slaves, while Rarity and the others fled to the Pentagon. When they finally got to the slaves, the ones that were still in chains, they had saddened and defeated looks on them, Chrysalis had completely taken the power away from them, their clothes were torn, some of them were bleeding really bad, and were starving, Jordan also saw that she had destroyed the freedom of religion statue, and had forced them to bow down and worship her, this outraged Jordan even more. Soon Shining Armor and Twilight had taken the handcuffs and chains off of their arms and legs using their magic, while Jordan used a stun torch that he had found on the sidewalk, and was still working. So he used that to free them. Once they were freed, the had managed to somehow get their power and love for each other back, because Jordan discovered that the cuffs and chains that were on them weren't just ordinary chains, but they had some kind of a magical power that had managed to take away the power of humans, but now that the chains were removed they had gotten their power back, soon all of the living humans had been freed, and were thanking Jordan and his unicorn friends for saving them, Jordan climbed a pile of debris where the free crowd watched. Twilight, Shining Armor, and Spike joined him on the debris pile. "Citizens of America, Chrysalis has persecuted our people, ransacked our country, now she had declared to steal our freedom of religion itself, WILL WE ALLOW IT??????!!!!!!!!!!" "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" The crowd yelled. "THEN LET'S TAKE BACK AMERICA!!!!!!!!" "U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.!!!!!!!!" They began cheering as they started picking up loaded guns and pistols, left from dead soldiers that the changeling army had killed, and soon they were fighting off the changelings. Meanwhile Chrysalis was sitting in the Lincoln Memorial, which she had turned into her own little throne room, when she heard the sounds of crowds cheering and fighting, so she flew up to the roof of the now destroyed Capitol Building and discovered that her slaves were no longer building her buildings and statues, but instead, fighting off her ground changelings, she was now shocked to see her vengeance was starting to lose. Meanwhile, while the freed slaves were fighting off the ground changelings, Shining Armor, Twilight, Spike, and Jordan snuck up towards the entrance to where the Pentagon was, but hid in the shadows to avoid detection by the changelings that were guarding the building on the rooftop. Suddenly, Jordan's radio started to get a signal. "Princess Celestia, this is Jordan over." "Copy" Said Celestia over the radio silently. "Which building are you communicating from?" Jordan asked "We're right on the rooftop of the building about a mile across from where you all are at." Jordan found a pair of binoculars and saw her body standing from the rooftop of one of the Department buildings. "Do you have snipers positioned near you?" "You mean these guys with their 'rifles'? The one's lying down on their bellies?" "Yes, those are your snipers, tell them to take out the changelings on the rooftop, the ones pointing their horn lights down to the ground, if they spot us entering the Pentagon we're outta luck, have the snipers take them out now!" Jordan saw a white light coming from one of the sniper's rifles and then two dead changelings flew down from the roof. Twilight and Shining Armor used their magic to hide one of the dead changelings while Jordan and Spike took care of the other one. Once the guards were out of sight Shining Armor, Jordan, Twilight, and Spike entered the south entrance of the Pentagon, it was pretty banged up as well, the bodies of guards and police were hanging from the ceiling and blood dripping from their bodies. Suddenly they heard the voices of Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity heading their way. From the sound of it, it looked like they had drawn the changelings that were guarding the room where the crystal heart was because their shadows were running from them, suddenly they ran into Jordan and the others. "Hurry Applejack keep them chasing after you." Jordan said "Got it sugarcube!" she said, and she, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie continued to run, when Jordan saw the room was no longer guarded, he and Twilight quickly ran towards the door to try and open it but it was locked, Jordan quickly put a small detonator on the lock, blowing the door knob off its place, Jordan threw the door open and there it was, a beautiful crystal heart, shining and floating in the middle of the room, quickly, Jordan grabbed it and thus he, Shining Armor, Twilight, and Spike dashed for the exit, only to find Chrysalis and two of her changelings had gotten there first. Chrysalis cackled "Well terrific job human, well done!" Jordan and his friends gave her angered stares, "We meet for the last time, insect!" Jordan said. Chrysalis was now turning strict on him and her now so-called kingdom. She showed an angered look on him and said to him "You will address to me as your highness or madam, now bow to me!" "No." Jordan said "That was an order, not a choice, bow to me now!" Chrysalis said again "NO!" "Bow to me!" "No, it is written in the Scriptures!" Chrysalis was now getting infuriated with Jordan and his friends, but Jordan continued to stand up to Chrysalis. "You shall worship the Lord your God, and no one else shall you serve, NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!" Chrysalis finally lost her temper and levitated a sharp sword, "Then you will kneel in pieces!" but before she could get a chance to strike him, a loud gunshot was fired near her. This scared her and her changeling guards so badly that they scampered like rats, giving Jordan and the others a time to escape with the crystal heart at hand. While the changelings were distracted by the Army soldiers and their guns, Jordan and Twilight had to figure out someplace to levitate the crystal heart to where it could restore America and the Crystal Empire together. 'But T, I didn't realize this heart was strong enough to power two worlds at once." Jordan said "Yes Jordan, the crystal heart has power to bring America's power back, and the Crystal Empire back as well, now we've gotta find a tower or something or someplace that still has power." Twilight said, and so they started searching for a building or a television tower that still had power in it, but didn't prevail, until one building caught Jordan's eye, this building still had power and it was none other than.....The Capitol Building! "Twilight, you see that building with the dome on top of it?" Jordan asked "Yes I do." "That's the Capitol Building and from what I see it still has power, if we can get to the dome on top and put the crystal heart on the beam on top of the dome, it will generate enough energy to bring the power and strength back to America, and then it will shoot more energy back to the Crystal Empire, Chrysalis and her gang will be defeated and our worlds will both be saved." Dodging through gunfire, RPG's, and tank's firing at the changelings, Shining Armor, Spike, Jordan, and Twilight dashed towards the Capitol Building, when suddenly a part of the Washington monument collapsed off its foundation. Shining Armor was the first and only one to see it. "LOOK OUT!" He warned them, being pushed away just in time. Jordan still had a good grip on the crystal heart. Still no sign of Chrysalis at bay, they still had a chance. Finally, they reached the Capitol Building, not wanting to stall up anymore time, Shining Armor started up his horn, the crowds and the changelings that were fighting were soon caught off guard when they saw what was about to happen. Jordan and Twilight were being levitated up into the sky aimed to the pointed edge of the dome on the Capitol Building's rooftop as music started playing Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=latiKSUzHho) As the music began to swell in the background, Jordan and Twilight's bodies began levitating in a flash of magical light, the soldiers and changelings shielded their eyes as they watched, soon Twilight and Jordan's lighted bodies put the crystal heart on top of the dome, and soon it began to spin. Chrysalis who was watching from the destroyed White House, looked horrified at what was now happening. "What!, No! NOOO!!!!!!!" She screamed in defeat as America was getting its power pack, suddenly the heart shot out a ring of light, soon the ponies and humans began to float up, Rainbow Dash, Shining Armor, the other four, Spike, Luna, Cadence, and Celestia watched as everything was starting to crystalize, soon Shining Armor, and the other ponies realized they were crystal ponies again, the same form they took on from episode 2 of season 3, but they were not alone. When they looked, they saw from the ground that Luna and Celestia were crystal princesses, and from the look of it Washington D.C. was being crystalized as well, the streets, the buildings, even the humans were being crystalized. Meanwhile Chrysalis knew that defeat was upon her because her changeling army was starting to turn to stone from the power of the crystal heart. She tried to fly away, but a beam of light from the crystal heart show right at her, like King Sombra, she started to break apart. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed as she was breaking apart, she then exploded. Suddenly the heart beamed up a flash of light out into space where it reached The Crystal Empire in Equestria, soon the Crystal Ponies had their shine returned, thanks to the help of the humans, America and the Crystal Empire were freed, yet again, and northern lights of the crystal empire began to shine again over the skies of Equestria and America. Twilight and Jordan soon floated down from the dome. Twilight was crystalized in her same form that she was also from episode 2 of season 03. When Jordan looked at himself, he discovered he too was crystalized, a crystal human, Twilight Shining Armor, Spike, and Jordan looked amazed, Washington D.C. and all of America was restored, the power and freedom was back, all the changeling statues and buildings were destroyed. They suddenly discovered that Chrysalis was defeated the same way King Sombra was....exploded by the power of the crystal heart. Twilight and Jordan watched in awe as his country was taken back and restored, suddenly Jordan heard someone calling his name. "JORDAN, JORDAN OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It screamed, he looked over and saw that it was none other than......his brother Andy, along with his sister-in-law, and niece. "ANDY!!!!!!!" He screamed with happiness, they ran up to each other, and gave the best hug two brothers could ever have, Twilight and the others watched in awe as the two brothers were re-united with each other. Jordan then called his pony friends over to meet his family. "Twilight, girls, I'd like you to meet my family, this is my brother Andy, my sister-in-law Jessica," Jordan picked up Andrea, "and this is my niece, Andrea." "Pleasure to meet you all." Andy said "It is our pleasure you meet you too as well." Princess Celestia said. It was a nice day, not just for Jordan and the others, but for all of America, thanks to the elements of harmony and the Princesses of Equestria. They had saved a world they never heard of from the evil clutches of Chrysalis and her changeling army. Soon after, a portal opened up, and Twilight knew that they had to return to Equestria. She looked back and gestured Jordan to return to Equestria with them. But before anything could happen a bolt of lightning shot up and a big black object with wheels landed in front of Jordan, it was his Ford Escape. "How did my car get back here?" he asked "Hehe." Twilight said, instead of getting mad, Jordan picked up Twilight and they shared yet another kiss. "Jordan, we have to go, do you want to come back with us?" Celestia asked Jordan looked at his family, then shook his head, "Sorry, Celestia, my place is here." Jordan said "Then we will miss you." she said, giving him a hug goodbye Soon the portal opened up again, taking the mane six and princesses with them Jordan and his family waved goodbye, as the sun began to set in the background. THE END //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 5: Teaching about God //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 5: Teaching about God      "For God so loved the world, that He gave His one and only Son, that whosoever believeth in Him, would not perish, but have eternal life."                                                                                                                                                                               John 3:16             _______________________________________________________________________ "So who's this 'God' person you spoke to Twilight of?" Princess Celestia asked "I heard that he controls your world." "Yes, in my world God has the power to control day and night. Let me pull out a book here in my bag." Jordan reached into the side pocket and pulled out his Bible. "This book here is called the Holy Bible, it has great stories of Him and His son Jesus Christ, I will read to you a story called 'The Nativity' Jordan went into his pants pocket, pulled out his reading glasses, scrolled over, and turned to the Gospel of Luke and read Luke 2:8-14 "And there were in the same country some shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flocks by night. And, lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone all around them, and were very afraid." "But the angel said to them, 'Be not afraid for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you born this day in the city of David, a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you, Ye shall find Him wrapped in swaddling cloths, and lying in a manger." Pinkie Pie interrupted him and asked "What's a manger?" "It was a type of stable that they used for the animals. Now let me finish." Jordan continued "And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, in saying 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will unto men." After Jordan finished reading everypony looked at him puzzeled "Who was that baby that was born?" Rainbow Dash asked. "That baby was named Jesus, God sent Him from heaven to Earth, to die for the sins of humans." "How can somepony die to save you?" Spike asked "Well when Jesus died His blood poured out and washed the sins of humans away. That's why we humans worship Him, because He died for us." Just then music started playing from nowhere and Jordan started to sing. Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Fnm11TIAU) //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 8: A Pony Dinner Tuxedo //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 8: A Pony Dinner Tuxedo The storm had blown over, the rain started to fall lightly, and the sky was starting to lossen up. Jordan looked out the window and saw that a branch from a tree managed to fall near his car, he ran outside and saw that there was not a scratch on his vehicle, he sighed in relief "False alarm." he said to himself. Suddenly he smelled something good cooking in Rarity's kitchen. He went back inside and saw that Rarity was cooking dinner for her and her friends, she had invited them to dinner in order to talk about the Gala and their dresses that she made for them. When she saw Jordan she gave a warming smile. "Come on in, Jordan, you can join us for dinner as well." Rarity said. "Thank you, Rarity, so what are you cooking?" "Soup Du jour, and collared greens." "Wow, I'm eating a good meal." Jordan said with a chuckle "Well, get your bowl and plate it's almost ready." A few minutes later, Jordan had his bowl full of soup and plate of collared greens, but before he ate he went into another room, right next door to where his new friends were sitting. He put his food on a small table, put his hands together, and started to say a prayer. "Dear Lord, I bless this food, I pray that it will give me the nourishment that I need to accomplish what I have to do and give me the strength that I need, Father, I lift up my family I pray that you'll comfort them and guide them. And most importantly, Lord, I pray that you'll guide me as well, 'cause I am in a predicament right now where I can't get back home, Father, I just pray that you'll comfort me and keep me in your hands, and I pray as this Gala opens next week, that you'll be kind enough to me and help do whatever it takes to please these princesses that rule and give me strength to talk to them and be respectful of them. I pray all these things, in Jesus name, Amen." When Jordan took his food back into the kitchen to sit with the other ponies, they looked at him supiciously. "What were you doing in there, taking a nap?" Pinkie Pie asked "I was praying." He said, everypony thought he was mentioning the word "preying" meaning he was going to eat them and gasped in horror, but Jordan chuckled and said, "Not that kind of "preying" I was talking to my ruler, through prayer, "pray" not "prey". The six ponies sighed in relief. "So Rarity, can I see what you made me, please?" Jordan asked. "After we eat, darling." Rarity said. ______________________________________________________________________________ Later after dinner, Rarity took Jordan into the shop and showed him what he was going to wear. It was a custom made tuxedo. It had a black jacket with a hanckerchief pocket and black dress pants, along with dark brown dress socks, and black dress shoes, a white buttoned-up shirt over a light brown clip on vest, and it came with a brown clip on bowtie. And it came with a dress hat and a clip on pocketwatch chain. Rarity wanted Jordan to try it on and see if it fit him, to Jordan's surprise it did fit him!, just perfectly. Rarity put his made tuxedo in a fresh delivery bag, and Jordan took it out to his car, and hung it on the ceiling coat hanger. "Hope I'm not disturbing your privacy." Said Twilight out of nowhere. "Ahhhh, don't do that, Twilight." Jordan said, startled. "Sorry Jordan, but I just came to tell you that we have to get back to the library, I mean, you look like you could use some rest. It is getting late. Mind giving Spike and I a ride back." Twilight said, yawning. Since Jordan was yawning also, he decided to play along and give her a ride. Jordan found himself tired as he was driving back to Twilight's place. ____________________________________________________________________________ Later that evening before Twilight and Spike went to bed, Spike burped out green fire and a scroll came out. Twilight would never be this curious as to why the Princess would be sending letters this late at night. "A letter from the Princess?", she said, Twilight opened the scroll and it read: "Dear, Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student, I would like to position Jordan Walters as my honored guest at the Gala next week. Because since he is new to Equestria, I would like for him to be welcome as an escteemed man for this ball, please tell him right away." Sincerely, Princess Celestia. Twilight ran downstairs and found Jordan in his bedroom, lying on his bed under the covers with a lantern on, reading his evening Scriptures. Twilight huffed and said. "Jordan, Princess Celestia has offered you a position in being her honored guest next week." "Well that's nice of her, I'd be more than happy to take it. Good night, Twilight." Jordan said "Good night, Jordan." //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 11: Apologies //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 11: Apologies Jordan was in his car looking at a picture of his family and friends, tears of loneliness going down his face, he really wanted to go home, he had been in Equestria now for almost three days, still Twilight couldn't come up with a spell to send him back. The sound of a hoof tapping on his car door snapped him out of his trance, he looked out and saw that it was Twilight wanting to come in and apologize to him for being a pest, Jordan opened his door. "Hi, Jordan, I'm sorry that I...." "No I'm the one who should be sorry." Jordan interrupted. Twilight cocked an eyebrow "Why should you be sorry?" she asked "I goofed up, I've been rude, selfish, and hot-headed. And I'm sorry I snapped at you in there T, I'm just homesick and I miss my friends and family, please forgive me." Twilight gave a warming smile, "I forgive you, Jordan." she said, Jordan hugged Twilight, she returned the hug, "Well, maybe I should go back inside and apologize to the others." He said. Twilight and Jordan were back inside where Jordan apologized to them and they forgave him. "Princess Celestia, I stand corrected." He said, "I should say everything your way." "We couldn't agree more, Jordan." Celestia said, "You are still my honored guest." "Thank you your highness." Jordan said, "Now come on everypony, I didn't make pancakes to get cold." ============================================ They had all finished up their pancakes, the first to react at the table was Applejack, "Jordan, those were the best darn pancakes ah' ever had." "Thank you Applejack, I can't say the same about your fritters." He said, returning a nice thing, Applejack blushed. "Well Jordan, this was a nice breakfast you made for us, but we have to go." Celestia said, she and Luna headed back to Canterlot. Jordan had cleaned up all the dishes for Twilight, she was now secretly in love with him.