Welcome To Obama-ville

by Mr.Bill

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Spike, Random, Adventure, Flim and Flam, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1045

The horror! The frickin' horror man! It's all scary n' crap!

Twilight and Spike get transported to a post-apocalyptic town called... OBAMAVILLE =O. Will Twilight and Spike be able to find a way home? Or will they perish in this scray as hell silent hill like town?

A trollfic inspired by the sheer stupidity of the author ''apple short'' and that god awful fic ''the spiderses''. Not trying to pwn them, just saying what inspired me to write this piece of garbage. Don't take it seriously. Here, have a doobie, sit back and enjoy.

Published 2012-11-25 15:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-25 15:50:01 UTC

Scary!

Twilight Sparkle and Spike we're walking down the lonesome diert road back to their library homme in the middle of the night under Luna's beautiful blue moon.

''Oh boy! I can't wait to get sterted on this new book! =)'' Twilight exclaimed happily as she levitated the book in front of her with her magic, yes, she can use magic because shes a unicorn with a horn. And spike is a mini... god... what's his name? Barney dragon thing. And I have a golden penis which means I can use magic as well. Enough of that shit, back to the story. Shall we?

''i can't wait to get back to my blankie.'' Spike sayid, ''And my old copy of ''Big black udders.'' Spike muttered under his beath.

''What was that Spike? Did you just call me fat?'' Twilight said stopping in her tracks.

''Huh? What?''

''Ponies tease me all the time for having a flank almost as big as Princess Mol- I mean, Celestia! Say you're sorry! >=('' Tilight yelled

''But i didn't-''

''Say it! >=('' Twilight yelled again cutting Spiike off

''Ugh... I'm sorry i caled you fat twiliht.'' Spike said

''Hmph... lets go! Now I just wanna read and have a few mugs of hard cider...'' Twilight sayd

''Twiligh, whoa!'' Spike screamed as he fell down a random hole conviently placed in the middle of the road.

''Spike No! I'll save you!'' Twilight yelled, throwing the book aside and diving down the whole after spike.

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Somewhere Nicolas Cage was walking along the beach when he came across the Statue of Liberty half submerged in sand.

''Oh no! They blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!'' Nicolas screamed as he fell onto his knees in front of the statue. =(

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Twilight awoke on the ground next to spike, she got up and looked around. all she saw was entless fog, after turning aroundd a few times she noticed a sigh off in teh distance.

''Speke, wake up!'' Twilight said nudging the baby dragon awake.

''Huh what?! Twiligh you interupted my dream!'' Spike cried out. No doubt he was dreaming about big black udders.

''Spike, I have a feeling were not in Kans- I mean, Equestria nymore.'' twilight said worridly

''Then where aare we?'' Spike said looking around at the fog

''I dont know... I can see a sigh from here, but we have to get closer to read it.'' Twilight said trotting off

''Wait for me! Spike said runnig after the blurple unicorn, ''Oof!''

''Spike? Are you OK?'' Twilight called from a few feet in front of him

''I'm fline twilight! I just tripped over this weird non-pony skull, just stay there for a few seckonds. I'll catch up'' Spike said getting up and running over to Twilight.

''Stay close Spike, I mean it.'' Twilight said as they approached thwe sign, it was just any ordinary sign.

''Welcome to... Obamaville?'' twilight read the sign aloud.

''Obamaville? Atleast we know where we are twilight.'' Spike sayid

''Hmm... Ooh! maybe they have a library here!'' Twilight said beaming with exictment. Typical... Twilight has a book fetish. Fuck, I misplaced my lighter, hold up for a few seconds while I try to find it. OK found it, I also had a few drinks, a couple of doobies, and a cheap cross dressing taiwanese hooker with three penises over for a few hours . I'll type out the rest of this chapter now.

Twilight and Spike walked through the abanded street of ''Obamaville'' with fear stirring in their hearts. the town was completely deserted and surrounded by fog. They had not seen any signs of life yet.

''Twiligh I don't like this place!'' Spike cried out as they walked into an abandaned diner.

''We have to find help.'' Twilight said bluntly as she walked up to the counter of the abandoned diner, looking around she rung the bell on the counter using her magic.

DING!

Then an eerie silence... well of course, its completely abandoned.

''Twilight... theres nopony here. We should leave now.'' Spike said looking around.

''Yea, your right. We should look for help somewhere else.'' twilight said turning away from the counter, as if on cue, a rusted jukebox nearby came to life and started to play music.

HEY NOW, YOUR AN ALL STAR! GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY! HEY NOW, YOUR A ROCKSTAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID! ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD! ONLY SHOOTIN' STARS BREAK THE MOLD!

''Aahh!'' Spike and twiligh exclaimed at teh same time jumping back as the jukebox continued to blast loud underrated 1990's rock music.

''What the hell was that crap?'' Spike said with a boston accent, then covered his mouth. ''What did i just say Twilight?''

Twilight gave Spike a worried look.

''Theres something very wrong with this place.'' The purple unicron said sternly narrowing her eyes at the fog. Gee, ya think? Ugh, forget my commentary I'll leave that to those reviewing this later on.

*(Somewhere in Obamaville)*

''Heh heh heh!'' An eerie voice cackled through the halls of the abandoned town hall building. A mysterious cloaked hooded figure was peering into a bubbling cauldron. In the cauldron were images of Twilight and Spike explorering the town. Almost like a medieval TV. Imagine that, just mixing a bunch of random crap into a boiling cauldron and having it turn into some kind of TV. Ugh... too cliche... reminds me of this comic I saw earlier about Benedict Arnold and Jefferson Davis... Damn it there I go again! Adding commentary...

The cloaked hooded figure looked into the bubbling cauldron again, and watched as Twilight and Spike entered the big abandoned library.

''Heh heh heh...'' The hooded figure cackled lightly, ''I'll get you my little pony! And you're little dragon too! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!''

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Eeyup that was my attempt at writing a trollfic. I'd love to hear what the TWE have to say... if you haven't seen or played Silent Hill, go do it right now.

As some random french woman once said in 1765 or so... LET THEM LISTEN TO SMASH MOUTH!

And also as Nicolas Cage once said... I WANT THAT CAKE!

Doobies. that is all.